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Title: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 22, 2008, 05:32:26 PM
Per Barkan on DNL he was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: hbionic on February 22, 2008, 05:34:00 PM
Was he in the hospital? Maybe he was low on energy.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: reese125 on February 22, 2008, 05:42:09 PM
unreal
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: Munson on February 22, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
He'll be part of the trade tomorrow for Larry Fitz.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: SunMo on February 22, 2008, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: hbionic on February 22, 2008, 05:34:00 PM
Was he in the hospital? Maybe he was low on energy.

haha
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 22, 2008, 06:02:42 PM
Quote from: SunMo on February 22, 2008, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: hbionic on February 22, 2008, 05:34:00 PM
Was he in the hospital? Maybe he was low on energy.

haha

seckund
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 22, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
Team Patterson says, "So what?"
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 22, 2008, 06:48:29 PM
Is he Andy Reid's illegitimate son?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: Diomedes on February 22, 2008, 06:52:20 PM
We're talking pot, not oxycontin.  So, no.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: MDS on February 22, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
I thought they Eagles dont have guys like this WAIT WHO CARES ITS WEED.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 22, 2008, 09:37:43 PM
Where was he busted? Was he pulled over and had it on him?

Whatever, its not a big deal really.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: QB Eagles on February 22, 2008, 09:51:11 PM
Details (http://cbs3.com/local/Mike.Patterson.Philadelphia.2.661023.html)

Sounds like he was smoking while driving around Evesham, crashed into some stuff, and kept smoking in his stopped car. His brother resisted arrest and had some outstanding warrants.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: Diomedes on February 22, 2008, 09:54:00 PM
wow, that's some dumb shtein
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 22, 2008, 09:54:48 PM
 :-D What a dumbass
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Pothead
Post by: QB Eagles on February 22, 2008, 10:04:13 PM
Some other points.

- It happened last Saturday and is just leaking out now. The Eagles have known about it.
- First offense substance problems are supposed to remain confidential in the NFL, so if he's in the substance abuse program for a violation we don't know about, that would be an automatic 4-game suspension.
- Simple possession, under 50 grams.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Eagaholic on February 23, 2008, 12:40:04 AM
does possession count in the leagues substance program, or just testing positive?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 23, 2008, 12:55:20 AM
No, but he could be subjected to a suspension under the personal conduct policy too.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: MDS on February 23, 2008, 02:28:31 AM
2 points

1. The NFL, nor anyone, should care about guys smoking weed. It's harmless.
2. The fact that Patterson knows he can't smoke, yet still does it, is incredibly moronic.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Eagaholic on February 23, 2008, 03:41:06 AM
It's disgraceful. A first round pick, and the size of the new contract he received? And less than 50 grams?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 23, 2008, 08:50:49 AM
Hahahahaa
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Rome on February 23, 2008, 09:07:53 AM
(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/psylosmilies/punk-kiffa2.gif)
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 23, 2008, 10:18:40 AM
Quote
A legal source said that in New Jersey, assuming Patterson has no prior criminal record, if he pleads guilty or is found guilty, he will get a "conditional discharge" - 6 months of loosely supervised probation, after which the conviction will be expunged. An agent who has handled clients in similar situations said the NFL likely will place Patterson into its drug-treatment program and will fine but not suspend him. A source close to the situation said it is Patterson's first offense. An NFL spokesman said last night that the league cannot comment on any player's status regarding drug-treatment guidelines.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: shorebird on February 23, 2008, 05:19:08 PM
What kind of fool would sit in his car after he wrecked it and keep toking?? He probably had plenty of time to get rid of the evidence.

It amazes me how stupid these guys are. College boys that have the common sense of a bee bee.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: phattymatty on February 24, 2008, 11:47:49 AM
word son, keep it real
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: General_Failure on February 25, 2008, 10:00:31 AM
Quote from: shorebird on February 23, 2008, 05:19:08 PM
What kind of fool would sit in his car after he wrecked it and keep toking?? He probably had plenty of time to get rid of the evidence.

He was trying.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 26, 2008, 07:53:48 AM
So i listened to WIP this morning, Hugh guesstimated that 85-90% of NFL players smoke weed.  Ike came on and said its probably closer to 50% but thats still a very large #.  Legalize IT
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Diomedes on February 26, 2008, 08:02:06 AM
no.  de-criminalize it

there's a diff
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 26, 2008, 08:50:53 AM
i think it should be put in gerber baby food
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 26, 2008, 09:01:11 AM
And then injected into me.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Diomedes on February 26, 2008, 09:03:37 AM
I prefer to have it sprayed
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 26, 2008, 09:20:27 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 26, 2008, 09:03:37 AM
I prefer to have it sprayed
into yo face

Tax it, it makes sense on the added revenue plus the reduction of people incarcerated for BS charges
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Cthulhu on February 28, 2008, 05:04:05 AM
(http://freewebs.com/cthulusr/2ytzecx.gif) 


:o................ :-D
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 08:01:27 AM
new member son...yeah


nice first post edit
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: mussa on February 28, 2008, 02:08:25 PM
so what % of NFL players would you guess smoke pot?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 28, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
All except Mcnabb
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SunMo on February 28, 2008, 02:15:34 PM
Wilma piss tests him once a week...with her tongue
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 02:27:55 PM
Quote from: mussa on February 28, 2008, 02:08:25 PM
so what % of NFL players would you guess smoke pot?


whats the % of negros in the league?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 28, 2008, 02:28:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 02:27:55 PM
Quote from: mussa on February 28, 2008, 02:08:25 PM
so what % of NFL players would you guess smoke pot?


whats the % of negros in the league?
99.4% and i believe the proper term is negroids like metroid
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2008, 06:00:16 PM
If Reid's treatment of his own kids is any indication of how he deals with this kind of thing, Patterson should have the damage to his ride, and his legal fees, paid for by the team.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Cthulhu on February 28, 2008, 08:52:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 08:01:27 AM
new member son...yeah


nice first post edit

I'll try harder next time.  ::)
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SunMo on February 28, 2008, 08:56:07 PM
2 posts....3 smilies

nice!
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2008, 09:05:02 PM
I don't think he'll be able to keep up that ratio.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Cthulhu on February 28, 2008, 09:17:38 PM
Ok, I'll try to be more like you two from now on....
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 09:19:30 PM
please dont...less ff's makes for a better world
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
less vigys and Dios too

everyone die, now!
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 09:32:51 PM
IN
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SunMo on February 28, 2008, 09:35:27 PM
but i have tickets to the Soul opener this weekend
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 09:39:14 PM
we can delay it but either way its fitting...if you die before you miss the game and if you go to the game you deserve to die
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SunMo on February 28, 2008, 09:40:00 PM
i just hope i catch a ball in the stands
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 09:52:08 PM
i hope a prize gun shoots you in the temple and kills you
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SunMo on February 28, 2008, 09:54:09 PM
sell my phils tickets and send the money to my wife if that happens
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Cthulhu on February 29, 2008, 03:36:35 AM
I think i'd rather sell your wife and keep the tickets.....
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 29, 2008, 06:00:42 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 28, 2008, 09:19:30 PM
please dont...less ff's makes for a better world
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
less vigys and Dios too

everyone die, now!

Thelma, Louise, and Jamie Kennedy?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: methdeez on February 29, 2008, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on February 29, 2008, 03:36:35 AM
I think i'd rather sell your wife and keep the tickets.....
Burn!
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 09, 2008, 09:46:35 AM
QuotePATTERSON DUCKS POT CHARGEPosted by Mike Florio on April 9, 2008, 9:04 a.m.
In February 2008, Eagles defensive tackle Mike Patterson was arrested for possession of marijuana. On April 3, a judge dismissed charges of driving while in possession of a controlled dangerous substance and possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

But Patterson was found guilty of "careless driving: likely to endanger a person.

The Eagles declined comment. The finding exposes Patterson to possible discipline under the league's Personal Conduct Policy.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: shorebird on April 09, 2008, 09:23:12 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 09, 2008, 09:46:35 AM
QuotePATTERSON DUCKS POT CHARGEPosted by Mike Florio on April 9, 2008, 9:04 a.m.
In February 2008, Eagles defensive tackle Mike Patterson was arrested for possession of marijuana. On April 3, a judge dismissed charges of driving while in possession of a controlled dangerous substance and possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

But Patterson was found guilty of "careless driving: likely to endanger a person.

The Eagles declined comment. The finding exposes Patterson to possible discipline under the league's Personal Conduct Policy.

I thought he was parked when they got him?
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Father Demon on April 09, 2008, 10:18:24 PM
I think technically, if you are behind the steering wheel -- moving or not -- you can get busted for "driving" infractions.

That's how they get you when you happen to be passed out on the side of a road, sleeping in the driver's seat.  BAM - DUI.  If you need to recharge, you should always move to the passenger seat of back seat.

Uhh..  or so I've heard..   :paranoid
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Yeti on April 11, 2008, 12:16:22 PM
patterson better not dime on me.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 11, 2008, 01:05:50 PM
fyi-Patterson took the rap because he knows the judge and knew he would be given a slap on the wrist.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: SD on May 25, 2010, 12:19:45 PM
Per GCobb:
QuoteThe fire dept was at the Nova Care Complex this morning putting out a fire in Mike Patterson's car.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 25, 2010, 01:09:19 PM
Sucka left his roach burning.
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 25, 2010, 01:52:09 PM
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/Pattersons_truck_on_fire_Eagles_release_punter.html#axzz0oxskGZ8A
Title: Re: Mike Patterson - Rolling Stoned
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 25, 2010, 02:06:31 PM
Disgruntled punter?