My older brother, the dunce that he is, is getting married in March. I'm the best man and am planning a bachelor party. I've been to all kinds, wild nights spent bar hopping, seedy strip joints, nights of poker and boozing, and even a weekend ski trip once. I've always found the strip joint thing to boring at best, and farging expensive. Six dollar warm beer and disinterested strippers paired with pounding techno just never seem like good fun.
Party should be around 15 guys, in the Philly area. The ideas I have are as follows:
1. Paintball in the afternoon, then meet up at a nice bar downtown in the evening and booze it up.
2. A night in A.C., probably the Borgota or another decent casino.
3. A catered deal at the house, with poker, good booze, and good food. Some various forms of gags and entertainment.
That's pretty much all I have. Shooting to schedule it around the end of February. All jokes aside (which means precisely dick around here) anyone have any ideas or tips for a kick ass, memorable bachelor party?
3 day trip to Vegas. There is no other way.
Combine 1&3.
1) You'll save money on the bar tab
2) You don't have to worry about getting the drunks home
3) You don't have to worry about who is paying for the groom's drinks.
I highly recommend the Borgata. I was the best man at a 2004 wedding and had the bachelor party there:
In-room strippers + all-night poker and drinking + I actually punched someone = good clean fun
I've been a part of several bachelor parties. One was in Amsterdam... may not be practical.
The other two consisted of:
1. As best man I organized A. pre-party keg at my place in arlington B. drunk bus with cases to Dave & Buster's in MD for steak and beer and video games C. drunk bus from Dave & Buster's to strip clubs in Georgetown D. drunk bus back to my place for post-party keg E. vomit.
2. As an attendee we went paintballing, then to a bar, then internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services, I passed out face down on the floor and the groom-to-be looked on uncomfortably.
Both were successes in their own special way. It all depends on what you're looking for.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services
You weren't, by chance, part of the Duke lacrosse team...?
No. These strippers were white. And moms.
Oh wait I forgot I was at another bachelor party that consisted of a lesbian (internet-ordered) whipped cream show at my apartment. That was the first time I saw one girl lick another's butthole live. Perhaps my favorite memory. Ever.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
I've been a part of several bachelor parties. One was in Amsterdam... may not be practical.
then internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services, I passed out face down on the floor and the groom-to-be looked on uncomfortably.
Thats how we celebrated my buddy breaking up with his long time girlfriend. Had the stripper come to my parents house when they were out of town. The stripper wouldnt move her school girl dress, we kept asking, then she finally took it off and there it was. .. A huge C Section scar. Great night.
Whatever bars you go to, tell them you're with a bachelor party. On mine, everyone got to drink as much as we wanted for 25bucks each guy. Great drunking night, one of my groomsman punched our limodriver because he had Googley Eyes. For some reason my boy thought the driver was coked out of his mind, not that he had googley eyes
So to summarize:
1. Strippers are good.
2. Lesbian cheerio eating strippers are better.
3. Beer is mandatory.
4. Drunk bus is good because no one has to stop drinking.
5. Amsterdam wins.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
So to summarize:
1. Strippers are good.
2. Lesbian cheerio eating strippers are better.
3. Beer is mandatory.
4. Drunk bus is good because no one has to stop drinking.
5. Amsterdam wins.
I see nothing about c-section scars and am thus invalidating this entire post.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2008, 02:58:32 PM
Oh wait I forgot I was at another bachelor party that consisted of a lesbian (internet-ordered) whipped cream show at my apartment. That was the first time I saw one girl lick another's butthole live. Perhaps my favorite memory. Ever.
I didn't even see it and it's in my top ten.
And I'm with Demon regarding Vegas.
Last summer I had one for my best friend at his cabin in the moutains. 20 dudes, some guys tented it, the rest sleep in the cabin. we got 2 kegs, a ton of booze, 2 bushel's of maryland blue crabs and a bunch of steaks. it was great and we had perfect 80 degree weather in august. we got drunk all weekend, ate a ton of great food, played horse shoes. drank from morning til morning. swam in the creek. had a keg tossing contest(which i won) no strippers, which he didn't want, it was one of the best ive ever been to.
my advice would be to do something your bro is interested in and then add booze and strippers if thats his cup of tea
vegas has to be the place though...i think i may be going to one there in the summer
Quote from: mussa on January 07, 2008, 03:47:51 PM
Last summer I had one for my best friend at his cabin in the moutains. 20 dudes
hbionic started to chub at the beginning of this. Guaranteed.
I started fist-banging it after I read about the blue crabs... :drool
Quote from: Father Demon on January 07, 2008, 02:46:56 PM
3 day trip to Vegas. There is no other way.
Did a 5 day trip to Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party a few years ago. 5 days > 3 days
My only trip to Vegas was a 5 day trip and by the end of it I wanted to kill myself.
You'd be a lot cooler if you did.
I thought I was going to die as I was being launched straight up off of the top of the space needle-like building there. I nearly made mud in the old drawers.
Bring weed. Weed is great.
why? so you can not do that too?
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2008, 04:39:19 PM
I thought I was going to die as I was being launched straight up off of the top of the space needle-like building there. I nearly made mud in the old drawers.
I really don't remember a whole lot of my trip to Vegas. I do know that we stayed in some rediculously ghetto hotel off the strip and only spent about $30/night for the rooms, which were basically just a place for us to shower and change clothes.
3 things that clearly stick out in my mind:
1. The Cheetah Club. Finest stripper whores I've ever seen.
2. We went to a dinner show at Excaliber and a horse literally took a shtein right next to the groom to be as he was eating his meal.
3. I allowed myself $500 for gambling while I was there. By day 5 I had lost all but maybe $20. Threw it all down on one hand of blackjack, won a nice chunk of change and caught a lucky streak. Ended up leaving the casino with my original $500 plus another $500.
Quote from: SunMo on January 07, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
why? so you can not do that too?
boy dont you know, jewish people smoke weed. im no pot head, not by any means, but for a bachelor party its a must have.
The strippers in Tampa are exceptional as well. I don't know where they come from but a lot of them seem to be college students without track marks & full body piercings. Trust me, living in Daytona Beach, that's quite refreshing.
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 07, 2008, 02:48:42 PM
I highly recommend the Borgata. I was the best man at a 2004 wedding and had the bachelor party there:
In-room strippers + all-night poker and drinking + I actually punched someone = good clean fun
no comment.
And yes. Good "clean" fun.
Quote from: MDS on January 07, 2008, 04:44:00 PM
Bring weed. Weed is great.
Its not only great the night of, but also great the morning after. Especially when you are trying to smoke every last bud in a Atlantic City parking lot before your drive home.
1. Vegas
- Drink without having to worry about driving. Go to the strip during the day and spend your money on cheap drinks between the flamingo and Harrahs....that little strip there has these small casinos and you can get cups of guiness for $2 a pop. whiskey for $3.
-Strip bars everywhere....all strippers fly into Vegas on weekends from all over the country, so usually, you have the softest breasts and the candiest smelling bitches.
-$3 breakfasts...at 3am!
2. Mexico
-Exchange rate
-baja california is mini-america...where all the sluts go to train.
You should fly to Vegas, take a bus to Mexico and then fly back to RJS's apartment for cheerios.
Also,
pre-screen these strippers that you order.
Make sure you order them without stretch marks too.
Strippers with attitudes are the worst. Those are the ones that drive people to rape them, because they're too bitchy. You're a stripper bitch, so shut the farg up.
Go rent the movie Very Bad Things and follow it to a T.
idea #1:
At the start of all the fun, tell the groom to dress in a tux, don't tell him why.
take him to a gun range, where you can rent any kind of gun you want. Bring a good camera and get some nice nice black and white shots of the groom shooting MAC 11s and pistol grip shotguns and shtein like that.
Idea # 2..
Get him into a really really farging nice car on a race track. Let him push some whip he'll never get to own around a track for a couple hours. Race school/rent a Carrerra and turn the Blue Ridge Parkway into the track..whatever.
Follow up either of these with plenty of booze and if you can find them, heavy doses of mushrooms.
And lesbian butthole licking. Everyone keeps forgetting the most important part.
You got that angle covered. No need to swing from your balls over it.
My brother's bachelor party consisted of:
-a ridiculous amount of alcohol.
-two nasty lesbian strippers covered in sores, who 69ed, then let us dildo them.
-a 300 lb stripper named Earthquake, who jumped in his lap and broke the chair, then left the house dressed in nothing but a G-string. I'm sure the neighbors appreciated that.
-onto the bus, hit a couple strip clubs, ending at Wizzards on Walnut, where he had his underpants ripped off upwards by three strippers.
-a whole lot of vomiting.
The next morning, he was a shade of lime green. Even after puking all night. Went home in the clothes he wore that night (sans underwear), to find his in-laws at the house, waiting to take him out to breakfast. Must have made a great impression.
montreal
"You know that Canadian beer's like moonshine."
"Hell yeah!"
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 08, 2008, 11:37:41 AM
"You know that Canadian Stripers let you touch their cherrios."
"Hell yeah!"
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 08, 2008, 11:36:52 AM
montreal
An excellent suggestion. I'm hoping that the next one of my idiot friends to get married will go there for the bachelor party.
Are you guys serious about 'Mon-real'?
No. Everyone's making it up with the hope that you'll go up there and become the love slave to a Yeti-like Canadian Mountie.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 08, 2008, 11:56:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 08, 2008, 11:36:52 AM
montreal
An excellent suggestion. I'm hoping that the next one of my idiot friends to get married will go there for the bachelor party.
I went their for my Bachelor party a year and a half ago because of all the hype I heard about how hot the strippers were, you can do this and that with them--even went during the Jazz Festival looking for more of a party. We went to about 5 different joints--little different than Philly. Dont believe all the hype. It wont be all that different than going to the back room in Cheerleaders-
The best part was golfing at Club de Golf de L'Ile de Montreal and one stripper named Storm--ridiculous
a ten in philly is like a five (maybe) in montreal...and im not just talking about strippers and whores...but girls in general
plus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring) and bang your entire bachelor party for what a round of drinks would cost at cheerleaders
i dont know if montreal would be as fun as vegas but its infinitely better than AC
The women in Montreal are farging out of this world.
Quoteplus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring)
ok igs, I didnt know you got down like that..my bad
Quote from: reese125 on January 08, 2008, 03:08:26 PM
Quoteplus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring)
ok igs, I didnt know you got down like that..my bad
You don't? farging Hoyda. Get out of this thread, and don't come back until you've got some fishbowl platforms.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 08, 2008, 02:53:28 PM
a ten in philly is like a five (maybe) in montreal
a ten in philly is like blind, retarded, amputee, fatchicks anywhere other than philly.
Are you really talking about dudes?
Both.
Great bachelor party story.
Took my buddy out one night to a bunch of bars, and ordered many shots for him to consume (we did ours to, but not as his pace). Strip joints after that - both nasty-ass and decent ones (moving up the ladder as we rolled). By the time we got through with the last strip joint (about 3:30 AM - he was a lightweight), he couldn't stand, speak, or do many motor functions at all.
We took him home, and laid him on his doorstep. Stripped him down to his birthday suit, and rang the bell, then hid in the shadows.. Figured his fiancee would answer the door.
Whoops.
His 13 year old daughter answers the door to see her dad, dried puke on his face, naked as the day he was born, passed out on the porch. She screams and cries, and his fiancee's 17 year old son comes to the door. He was pissed, but laughing at the same time.
Luckily, his wedding was the following weekend, but holy shtein was the bride mad when we saw her at the reception.
Classic, if you're into scaring young girls for life... kinda like Sarge does on his own time.
That story makes me think of Phanatic.
And young girls.
Great story.
horrible bachelor party story...
i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...
yeah
I think I just shed a tear. Of rage.
just a lil piece of the puzzle...it's why i am the way i am
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
horrible bachelor party story...
i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...
yeah
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore
I'll join until about midnight, when my lightweight gears kick in and I have to go home and sleep
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
horrible bachelor party story...
i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...
yeah
lol this sucks
life sucks.
i didn't have one at all. it was nice.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore
In.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore
We'll do it the Sat night before the Eagles/Ravens game and just roll right on into the stadium lot for tailgating.
no stadium lot tailgating at ravens stadium...95% of the lots are permit parking for season ticket holders only and are impossible to get...there are lots of good bars within walking distance of the stadium tho...including the eagle bar
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 09, 2008, 09:01:02 AM
We'll do it the Sat night before the Eagles/Ravens game and just roll right on into Sunday morning's pre game tailgating at whatever location we are able to find but it won't be in the stadium parking lot because we don't have season tickets so it might be in an off stadium lot or possibly one of the many local pubs but I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Fixed for anal igy.
not anal....just fact
there really are no off stadium lots either..theres like two and they are tiny and also permit...the cash parking is all garages where you arent allowed to tailgate...the stadium area is a true downtown...its not like a warehouse district such as philly where parking is ample
It actually sounds worse than the Vikings parking situation. And that place sucked ass for tailgating.
No shtein. That was weak as hell. Green Bay was pretty enclosed in the "city", but people were tailgating in the street, anywhere they could.
wow didnt know that about gb...i thought it was out in a field somewhere and is surrounded by nothing but parking lots...the pics you always see of gb tailgates looks that way anyway
I've never seen anything like it at a pro game...people were renting out their front yards for parking/tailgating. It was like what a PSU tailgate would look like if Beaver Stadium was still on campus.
Going to a bachelor party today. I don't even know the guy getting married and had nothing to do with planning it but it's the perfect party.
1:00 F1 Kart racing. Fire suits and helmets, farging fast karts.
4:00 Shooting on private property. AKs, MAC 11s, nines, etc.
Evening Grilling, drinking, strippers.
If I survive, I'll be more dangerous than ever.
You call that a bachelor party. I call it Tuesday afternoon.
I call it your mom
that's an awesome farging party
i'm telling you one thing right now, there is a 86% chance that people start turning guns on each other...be proactive and do it first, you won't regret it
sounds fun as farg
i hate dio, that sounds awesome
Just make sure you do the drinking part before you do the shooting part.
That way all the bottles are empty when you completely miss them 12 times per second.
so how was the party dio?
Dio
07/04/1975-04/05/2008
R.I.P.
Sounds similar to my bachelor party:
1:00-2:30 Downtown LA Gun club - shooting a buncha shtein, inclduing a .55 calibar revolver that was longer than my torso.
3:00-5:00 Santa Anita Racetrack -
5:00-7:00 break, watch some March Madness
7:00- Dinner at classic LA steakhouse 'Taylor's' in K-Town, ate in the private reserve room or whatevs, so we were surrounded by the wine collection, kinda cool.
10:00-4:00 a.m. - Hollywood bars, booze and mayhem.
No strippers. But they are lame anyway, why spend $10 a drink and $20 for three minutes on the woman you are least likely to sleep with that night in a 3 mile radius?
Quote from: mussa on April 07, 2008, 12:24:13 PM
so how was the party dio?
good times.
most interesting gun I shot was a Ruger Alaskan..short nose revolver chambered for .45 and .454. The latter being ridiculously large; with .454s the thing kicked so bad it was practically unusuable.
here's a pic
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/69/Ruger_Super_Redhawk_Alaskan.JPG/800px-Ruger_Super_Redhawk_Alaskan.JPG)
back country protection my ass...this gun is a macho show off thing
also shot ak47s, AR15s, and my Browning 9mm, which was by far the most popular gun, as it was the easiest to handle.
karts were a blast..the bachelor actually won...and we most certainly didn't let him. it makes some sense, as he's a motorcycle racer, so he knows a fast line, etc. but that was cool. of 16 racers split into "slow" and "fast" groups after practice laps, I was fourth in the fast group, and clocked the seventh fastest single lap of any racer in the group all day (16 guys got about 60 laps each), so I'm pretty happy with that. I want to race something..anything...bad.
the rest of the night isn't worth describing, you've all been there.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 07, 2008, 05:41:31 PM
the rest of the night isn't worth describing, you've all been there.
You mean hopped up on elephant tranquilizers and waste deep in naked men? I, for one, have definitely NOT been there. You sick bastich.
on second thought, micehole, perhaps there is a use in the world for a Ruger Alaskan afterall
Wow...that Ruger looks like it works well at up to about 20 feet. But I'm sure it was fun nonetheless.
with the .45s yeah, it was fun, if a little much
with the larger rounds, it was stoopid
it is a pretty gun, and exceptionally well made. I found the grip to small for my meaty paws but the thing is supposed to be smallish, so that's not really a valid complaint...
and no, we didn't hit anything at 100 feet or so..whatever it was...too much for that thing
Any suggestions on something I could make the bachelor wear to look like a jackass at an upcoming bachelor party?
Think Northern NJ in June bad.
Fully body animal mascot suit. Complete with plaster headpiece.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 20, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Any suggestions on something I could make the bachelor wear to look like a jackass at an upcoming bachelor party?
Think Northern NJ in June bad.
black face
Quote from: rjs246 on May 20, 2008, 04:39:35 PM
Fully body animal mascot suit. Complete with plaster headpiece.
He's a Pittsburgh fan. What would piss him off the most?
Quote from: SunMo on May 20, 2008, 04:41:51 PM
black face
Whoa, I didn't say I wanted him automatically arrested or beaten up.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 20, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 20, 2008, 04:39:35 PM
Fully body animal mascot suit. Complete with plaster headpiece.
He's a Pittsburgh fan. What would piss him off the most?
Cleveland Browns or Philadelphia Flyers....
Guy I work with had an actual ball and chain locked around his ankle for the night. It was pretty funny.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 20, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Any suggestions on something I could make the bachelor wear to look like a jackass at an upcoming bachelor party?
Think Northern NJ in June bad.
sounds like an awesome time...can i tag along?
You accepted the evite weeks ago. Don't play me like that, sweety.