I predict I'll be drunk by the end of the game.
I predict I'll be angrier than usual by the time the Eagles gain their first possession.
I predict Tom Brady will wear his arm out passing on a horrendous Eagles defense.
I predict Andy Reid will call passing plays in run situations and vice versa.
I predict pain. Lots and lots of pain.
Patriots: 49
Eagles: 13
Wih McNabb healthy we had a tiny chance to surprise them and win a high scoring game...now if Akers kicks well we score. Correction..Feeley's good for 1TD pass/game
Eagles 19
Pats 48
Eagles suck, haha, the eagles suck.
Wow....that's not farging old.
My grandfather used to beat grandmother, my dad almost killed my dog and I used to touch rollie pollies until they rolled and I would flick them.
farg the Patriots and their whole farging fanbase and organization and their farging bandwagon eagles fans.
Drunk Chuggie > Sober Chuggie
Eagles 17
Patriots 53
I refuse to take my pants off and pull down my boxer briefs just because it's the 'Patriots'. Oh my farging god, I'm farging scared of the farging patriots. farg the patriots. I'm tired of the fact that people ball wash them just because of their farging 'recent' success.
I hate the farging patriots. I hate the farging patriots. I hate the farging patriots. I cannot stand the farging name patriots and what they are. I'm not jealous. I'm not mad at them winning, I'm mad at everyone gushing and creaming their pants because its the farging patriots. farg this I can't stand it anymore. farg you patriots. farg these fargnig fargus!
I'm getting farging tired of getting mad at these fargs. I can't stand them. I used to be able to stand them a little. Now I can't. Thanks to everyone int ehf ucking world!
Go Eagles, I hope Cole kills Brady...and then Thomas sacks brady's dead corpse for a huge loss.
makes sense why you hate them so much. what with being as far away from them in the US as possible.
i don't think they're going to score 50+ like most people, but i'm enjoying watching them smash everyone. you might never see this for the rest of your life.
I'm just bitter, that's all.
Eagles 19 Pats 34
Eagles will win cover.
(How pathetic is that BTW?)
Pats 42
Eagles 24
Pats: 52 and McNabbs ring.
Eagles: 16
Pats 34
Eagles 17
...and I'm being optimistic.
It's going to be funny when the Eagles win the toss, elect to receive, return the kick back to the 19. Andy will come out passing in some ridiculous formation and the first quarter goes something like this:
Pass to the left side, incomplete
Pass over the middle, tipped, incomplete
Sack
Punt
Pats get it at the 35
Touchdown
Kickoff
Eagles run it back to the 22
Westbrook run to the right, 2 yards
McNabb pass deep to an open receiver skips 5 ft. in front of him
Sack
Punt
Pats get it at their 40
Touchdown
Eagles run it back to the 26
Andy decides to try to slow the game down by running the ball
Turnover
21-0 end of the 1st quarter
We're no better than the other team the Pats put 50 up on and its not like this team plays with a lot of pride so it will be a similar outcome
Pats 56
Eagles 17
This game is going to suck. Hard.
Patriots 70 - Yes, I am calling for 70.
Eagles 14 (Two garbage TDs in the 4th quarter).
Siran Stacy has a better chance of winning the Daytona 500 than the Eagles do winning this game.
Patriots 85
Eagles 2
Covering the spread would be a moral victory. This one'll be ugly.
And all you's thinking they'll score a TD are on crack.
Pats, 63-6.
This game should be enjoyable no matter what. The Eagles come into the game with zero expectation of success. If the Eagles get steamrolled, it'll be fun to watch the clinic the Pats are putting on against some of our least favorite Eagle players and to be part of their historic season. If it's a close game by any stretch, it will be a statement game for the Eagles. If the Eagles somehow win, it would be fall-down hilarious. If key Patriots get injured, I'll be laughing also. Key Eagles get injured... who cares, this season isn't going anywhere anyway.
I should be able to derive fun from this game as long as there isn't a career-ending injury to Westbrook.
Pats 41-13
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 20, 2007, 08:06:21 PM
Siran Stacy has a better chance of winning the Daytona 500 than the Eagles do winning this game.
QuoteDOTHAN, Ala. (AP) -- A van driven by former University of Alabama football star Siran Stacy was struck by a pickup truck at an intersection, killing six people, including Stacy's wife and four of his children, state toopers said Tuesday.
Trooper Sgt. Tracy Nelson said the driver of the pickup was on the wrong side of the road when it struck Stacy's van on the passenger side around 11 p.m. Monday.
Houston County Coroner Robert Byrd said the Stacy van, going north on Alabama Highway 123, had stopped at a red light at the intersection of U.S. 84, about six miles west of Dothan.
"The light turned green and they proceeded to cross the road" when hit by the other vehicle, Byrd said. "It was a small pickup truck headed west, but it was in the eastbound lane."
"He hit them broadside, T-boned them at the intersection there," Byrd said.
Nelson said investigators are trying to determine what caused the truck to be in the wrong lane of the four-lane U.S. 84.
I am probably missing something here, as I usually do, seeing I've been gone for awhile, but the account of the accident points none of the blame towards Stacey, who is lying in serious condition with 4 of his five children and his wife dead. What did he do wrong?
Eagles 27, Patriots 17
Hey guys. Pats fan here (so feel free to blast away). Like you guys, I don't see this one being close. Pats are playing at too high a level and the Eagles have too many question marks. It's a home game for the Pats although this year location hasn't really factored much into the equation. I'd guess a final score of 38-14, which is just about the average for Pats.
I like the Eagles a lot. I grew up an Eagles fan a few miles west of Philly (in Media). Moved to Boston in 1990 and it wasn't until the 2003 SB when I finally had to make a choice between the two teams. I still root for the Eagles second. Andy Reid has been great at keeping the Eagles at a consistent competitive level but I've been frustrated at his lack of in-game adjustments and weird blind spot when it comes to seeing the need for a quality WR corps. Buddy Ryan IMHO is still the best coach the Eagles ever had. Belichick reminds me of him in certain ways, not in the Xs and Os but in the us against the world, go for the throat and never let up mentality.
whats up Bushy
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 20, 2007, 11:51:39 PM
whats up Bushy
'Lo there, Ed. They miss you over on the Panthers board. Tough year fer Iggles fans. Westbrook deserves better support than what he's gotten from the birds FO these past few years. Fingers crossed that Nova gives Philly fans something to smile about this season.
Pats - 14
Eagles - 13.
This is gonna be a nail-biter, folks!
Pats will rape us.
Pats 69 - Birds 9
...and McNabb dies. I feel sorry for what's about to happen to him, he's going to get slaughtered and Reid won't do a god damn thing to help him. ...and the Pats will continue to rape him until he's injured (again)
Eagles should just double Randy, single everyone up, pray, and blitz everyone trying to kill Tom Brady. Knock his farging head off. Only way there is hope. Throw bombs every play and throw them short praying for pass interference. Bruschi will probably end the game with 4 sacks.
We barely beat the farging jets with a zesty qb and squeaked by the god damn miami dolphins. the farging miami dolphins!
positives from the game will be: the calls from the ref saying the QB's arm was going forward (not bad for on the road)
negatives from the game will be: if McNabb plays, he generally won't attempt passes of more than 7 yards, with a 50% completion. If AJ plays he will be knocked out. If Kolb comes in he will throw up, showing that it could happen to anybody really.
Pats 41
Eagles 20
Oh, and if the Pats pull one of their "go for it on 4th down" when they have a 20+ point lead, watch for Reid to lose his cool in the presser.
Quote from: Cerevant on November 21, 2007, 05:24:57 AM
Oh, and if the Pats pull one of their "go for it on 4th down" when they have a 20+ point lead, watch for Reid to lose his cool in the presser.
It'll be a clearing-the-throat bonanza!
The scenario being painted is pretty bad. The Eagles down big, and the Pats DLine pinning their ears back and coming hard at a gimpy McNabb looking downfield and seeing no one to throw to (except maybe LJ who has shook his defender by lulling him to sleep with contract talk). Reid leaves McNabb in to get crushed, he finds the nearest Patriot likely to hit him, and hurls himself in that direction, and so ends an era. I still have hope that Jimmy Johnson and the Defensive side will rise to the occasion. We have shut down Moss time after time in the past. The key is getting to Brady before coverage breaks down. They have no great running game, Brady is not a scrambler, its all about the time Brady has and the accuracy of his throws. Grant it, most of the defensive teams who have faced him this year had the same plan, but at the end of the game couldn't pick Brady out of a police lineup because they never got a good look at him. Shake him up, harrass the receivers, get them off their game. The defense and the running game thrive on the passing game for New England.
Sidebar: Didn't we play a three point Superbowl against these guys a few years ago? Now we are 23.5 point underdogs? How do two management staffs make decisions that differently?
anyway, the point spread alone should motivate the Eagles. If this game were in the Linc, it would give us a better shot, but this can be done.
Take the points, and the canolis.
Quote from: BushyTheBeaver on November 20, 2007, 11:35:19 PM
I grew up an Eagles fan a few miles west of Philly (in Media). it wasn't until the 2003 SB when I finally had to make a choice between the two teams. I still root for the Eagles second.
ill give you a little credit for admitting such an embarrassing thing but in the end youre a WHORE
Agreed. He decides to root for the Patriots over the Eagles when they start winning Super Bowls, even though he's from Philly.
Bushy, I actually think you're a bigger douche than most other Patriots fans.
i say the eagles should try the craziest things in this game.
what does it matter anyway. RUN the ball every play. only throw on trick plays (and no more flea flickers please). have westbrook take a snap and pass it to mcnabb! a reverse on the very first play of the game. onside kicks every chance. direct snaps. statue of liberty play. why not? what do they have to lose? put westbrook to return kicks. punch moss in the balls sack.
Quote from: Cerevant on November 21, 2007, 05:24:57 AM
Oh, and if the Pats pull one of their "go for it on 4th down" when they have a 20+ point lead
It's basically become a drinking game at this point.
I'm going to watch an Eagles game stress-free for the 1st time since '05. No expectations, no chance for disappointment. My advice fellas, just laugh this ass whoopin' off and move on. That's what Feva's gonna do. That's right, Feva just went 3rd person on that ass.
Get ready for a Matt Cassel sighting somewhere in the 3rd quarter... and fantasy owners can start him too because he'll get at least a touch. If McNabb is smart, he'll make sure that thumb/ankle takes 2 weeks to heal because there's nothing good that can come to him from playing in this game. Let A.J. stand in front of this oncoming train.
Eagles - 10
Patriots - 52
Quote from: Reidme on November 20, 2007, 11:15:04 PM
I am probably missing something here,
Eagles 27, Patriots 17
You're missing something alright... a pair of brain cells that would prevent you from predicting the Eagles to win this game.
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 21, 2007, 08:11:07 AM
You're missing something alright... a pair of brain cells that would prevent you from predicting the Eagles to win this game.
I'm pretty sure JJ and Morningwhig have come up with the formula to defeat the Pats ....
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Take the Eagles and the under.
Quote from: Reidme on November 21, 2007, 08:34:16 AM
I'm pretty sure JJ and Morningwhig have come up with the formula to defeat the Pats ....
i hope its different from the gameplan they came up with to beat dallas
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2007, 08:47:56 AM
Quote from: Reidme on November 21, 2007, 08:34:16 AM
I'm pretty sure JJ and Morningwhig have come up with the formula to defeat the Pats ....
i hope its different from the gameplan they came up with to beat dallas
It is. They're going to box in Ben Watson and force Randy Moss to beat them.
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 21, 2007, 08:08:02 AM
I'm going to watch an Eagles game stress-free for the 1st time since '05. No expectations, no chance for disappointment. My advice fellas, just laugh this ass whoopin' off and move on. That's what Feva's gonna do. That's right, Feva just went 3rd person on that ass.
:-D :-D
Proof that the pain has begun.
They should blitz 9 every play. It's not like they can cover anyway. Just keep hitting Brady (late if necessary) until he doesn't get back up. Then beat Reid to death with his limp body.
That would be my Super Bowl.
I'm with MMH, i just want to see Brady get Theisman'd. Buddy Ryan can put the bounty out since Mormons dont believe in violence.
I'm thinking this weekend if that doesnt happen
Pats 38
Birds 12
Almost everyone is on the same page, agreeing the Eagles will lose huge...
Pats 41
Eagles 16
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 21, 2007, 07:18:10 AM
Bushy, I actually think you're a bigger douche than most other Patriots fans.
Considering the competition, them's high praises. :-D
I also say "sub" instead of "hoagie" now. And JoePa should have retired five years ago. >:D
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. :)
Pats 54
Eagles 9
I wonder if in this game the Pats will pull back from the blow-out somewhat. National game, mounting awareness of their run-up mentality, they have made their point, etc. Maybe not, but perhaps ownership is getting a little self conscious.
Pats 42
Iggs 10
This of course expecting the birds to roll-over for the rectal prodding. If there is some fight in them or they do punch some mouths, then look for the run-up.
Happy farging Thanksgiving
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Quote from: JackStraw on November 22, 2007, 12:07:20 PM
I wonder if in this game the Pats will pull back from the blow-out somewhat. National game, mounting awareness of their run-up mentality, they have made their point, etc. Maybe not, but perhaps ownership is getting a little self conscious.
Pats 42
Iggs 10
This of course expecting the birds to roll-over for the rectal prodding. If there is some fight in them or they do punch some mouths, then look for the run-up.
Happy farging Thanksgiving
No farging chance of that. Sheldon Brown came out after CameraGate and claimed the Pats knew all their calls in the SB. The beatings on.
as bad as this beating will be for the eagles can you imagine what they will want to do to the jets later this season?
THAT should be epic. Do you think Mangina will even shake his hand?
the patriots are not beating the jets any worse than any other team....they score as many pts as possible against every team they play...they dont think well the eagles pissed me off less than the jets so well score more against ny....and belichek doesnt play on the field so he doesnt control how mahy pts the team scores
Pats - 45
Eagles - 9
Might as well rest the starters and let the backups take that pummeling.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2007, 07:23:06 PM
the patriots are not beating the jets any worse than any other team....they score as many pts as possible against every team they play...they dont think well the eagles pissed me off less than the jets so well score more against ny....and belichek doesnt play on the field so he doesnt control how mahy pts the team scores
so your telling me the pats will not have extra incentive to beat the jets worse because of what has happened over the past 2 seasons and esp because of the spy gate?
no one thinks they will take it easy on the eagles or anybody but they will def have extra incentive to kill the jets and mangenius.
btw a better and more accurate prediction thread would be about the number of times brady is hurried. i say once but he sidesteps it, steps up in the pocket, and delivers a completion down the middle of the field to stallworth.
i dont think the patriot players care one bit about mangina...in fact i think they like him...its belichek who might hate him but again he doesnt score pts...the patriots have already put up over 50 twice this year do you think because its the jets they are gonna get 70?...they score as many pts as they can against every team they play...they dont need extra incentives to beat people
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 22, 2007, 02:19:02 PM
No farging chance of that. Sheldon Brown came out after CameraGate and claimed the Pats knew all their calls in the SB. The beatings on.
forgot about that.
56 cheating sons of bitches
17 wish they would start cheating sons of bitches
Yeah, Eagles are gonna get creamed.
Seeing that there's a big possibility that McNabb will sit on Sunday, Curtis decides to get one over on Brown. He decides he's going to invite Feeley to Hershey Park for a day. He tells Feeley to meet him at the park. Feeley in the shower when Curtis leaves his message on his answering machine, when who should wake up from Feeley's bed...none other than Reggie Brown. Seems like Brown was at the right place at the right time. All Brown was looking for the previous night was some mussy, and now he hits the jack pot in listening to Curtis's message. Brown, quickly gets up, erases the message, puts his blonde wig back on and gets back in bed...butt side up. Feeley, gets out of the shower, walks into the bedroom and thinks to himself, I've got two options, 1) Get some or 2) Snap my towel right on the target or 3)check my text messages.
Later that day, Curtis, at the entrance of Hershey Park, with his khaki dockers shorts, brown hiking boots, crew socks, light yellow polo 'Le Tigre' shirt, a visor and his black fanny pack...waiting....looking around in anticipation. When to his surprise he sees Brown walk up, with is denim overall-shorts combo with one overall un-hitched, no shirt underneath, crew socks, construction boot style timbalands and an old black baseball hat, bill to the side and they run into each other. What the F? 'What chu doin here?', 'No, what are YOU doing here?' As things were about to explode, they see Jason Avant, North Carolina baseball hat, North Carolina basketball jersey and shorts, and some Nike Carmelo Anthonys walking with Feeley, spiked hair, pink shirt, buttoned half way up, collar....popped! Talking about how they're gonna get some bitches today as they walk into the park.
Curtis and Brown, still blown away by Feeley and Avant's dope-stoopid style, they decide they've been out done and head home. 'Hey, let's go see if McNabb is feeling better'. 'Yeah, that's a good idea'. 'You think I should bring the vagisil?' 'Yeah, bring it just incase'.
Curtis, 1 TD
Brown, 1 TD
Avant, 1 TD
Westbrook, 3 TD's
McNabb 3 passing TD's, 1 rushing TD
Feely, 3 TD's
Brown, 2 picks
Cole, 2 sack, Bunkley 2 sacks, Thomas 1 sack
Boba Fett- Dawkins wins the bounty from Jaba the Reid and takes out Brady on a blitz
Akers 4 field goals
Eagles in a blow out-34
Patriots-33
Quotewalking with Feeley, spiked hair, pink shirt, buttoned half way up, collar....popped! Talking about how they're gonna get some bitches today as they walk into the park.
Haha reminds me of the new haircut video.
This wasn't the original night game, was it? Why would they flex this game?
Pats - 49
Eagles - 0
It was always a night game. A.J. Feeley is prime time!
50-10
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 23, 2007, 08:37:19 AM
i dont think the patriot players care one bit about mangina...in fact i think they like him...its belichek who might hate him but again he doesnt score pts...the patriots have already put up over 50 twice this year do you think because its the jets they are gonna get 70?...they score as many pts as they can against every team they play...they dont need extra incentives to beat people
Put it this way...if Mangini was Osama Bin Laden and Belichick was heading up the US forces, Osama would've been destroyed 4 years ago. Destroyed with extreme prejudice.
I'm starting to feel shutout. 45-0
I didn't call the points..so I'll say 49 - 6
Pats - 52
Eagles - 16
Oh yeah, and Westbrook gets hurt.
you've got a dirty whorish mouth
38-19
Eagles
or
63-20
Patriots
Quote from: SunMo on November 25, 2007, 11:30:05 AM
you've got a dirty whorish mouth
No I will not make out with you.
Chlorophyl, more like borophyll
Ongoing records (this week's pick)
FF 7-3 (Patriots)
IGY 6-4 (Patriots)
Feva 5-5 (Patriots)
Demon 5-5 (Patriots)
SunMo 4-6 (Patriots)
SD_Eagle 3-7 (Patriots)
MadMarchHare 3-7 (Patriots)
FF,
Was anyone remotely close?
Not really.
Closest:
34-19 RezRob
Closest in margin of victory, but was obviously kidding around:
14-13 Demon
Closest to each team's score, but picked the wrong winner, and is a total clown:
34-33 (Eagles) hbionic