We need all the help we can get. C'mon MURP get on it!!
Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2
Defense sucks versus run.
Offense can't execute plays.
Don't hold your breath, jerks.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 17, 2007, 12:01:03 PM
Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2
I know I wasn't the only one counting the vowels with my fingers to make sure it qualified as a haiku. Finger counting bastiches!
MURP forgot this thread
I resurrected this thread
People like this thread
Negative Nellies
On this board love to spout doom.
Eagles by seven.
Rainbows and sunshine
Have never and will never
Belong in Philly.
Negative Nellies
I've never touched my dogs balls
Rainbows and sunshine
McNabb - 3 TDs.
Westbrook - 210 yards*.
Skins 'splode IGY.
* All purpose yards, of course.
Quote from: hbionic on September 17, 2007, 12:11:38 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 17, 2007, 12:01:03 PM
Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2
I know I wasn't the only one counting the vowels with my fingers to make sure it qualified as a haiku. Finger counting bastiches!
vowels don't matter when
writing haiku. it's about
syllables, dumb ass
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2007, 12:28:38 PM
Rainbows and sunshine
Have never and will never
Belong in Philly.
i think you're wrong be-
cause it's always sunny in
philadelphia
Who's Jason Campbell?
Kearse gets hurt or acts like it
Where's Mike Patterson?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
vowels don't matter when
writing haiku. it's about
syllables, dumb ass
You are right, I'm wrong
I messed up. I admit it.
But you still counted.
Lito Sheppard and The Freak
Hurt their vaginas
farging tighten up, nancies.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
i think you're wrong be-
cause it's always sunny in
philadelphia
And...
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
vowels don't matter when
writing haiku. it's about
syllables, dumb ass
Sarge wins the Haiku contest.
Wow.. two awards in one day.
Quote from: hbionic on September 17, 2007, 12:50:32 PM
You are right, I'm wrong
I messed up. I admit it.
But you still counted.
and you can count on
me waiting in the parking
lot to kick your ass
I just picked my nose
Found a couple of boogies
Andy Reid is really fat
Reno muffs a punt
Donovan tosses 3 picks
Fans shouting for Kolb
Franchise is a joke.
Fans are an embarrassment.
I hate the taterskins.
Losing to those clowns
Even when they're not so bad
Makes my ass cheeks twitch.
Eat, Eat, Eat, a fleshpop
Haiku's are for the gay
kolb this year, play?
Eagles win no more
Your Mom's a scum sucking whore
Rex Ryan should coach
Rex Ryan resembles
An aborted fetus, yea
Give him the job, Jeff
Does tonight matter?
It's clear the AFC rules.
Birds want 2nd place?
So much doom and gloom
If you're scared, get a damn dog
Eagles 1 and 1
Eagles are my team
I have liked them for a while
Pippi Long Stocking
Fast Freddie likes to
buy witty t-shirts at kohls
and show us. Go Birds.
Semen blasting jerks
Like blasting lots of semen
On to ladyfriends.
russell is angry
someone please do calm him down
he will rape again
Its not really rape
If MDS asks for it.
I'll go vomit now.
Oh no, it ain't me
Rusty, you need to learn "no"
Like no more choking
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2007, 04:56:00 PM
Its not really rape
If MDS asks for it.
I'll go vomit now.
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
russell is angry
someone please do calm him down
he will rape again
Quote from: Wingspan on September 17, 2007, 04:28:39 PM
Fast Freddie likes to
buy witty t-shirts at kohls
and show us. Go Birds.
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2007, 02:50:56 PM
Rex Ryan resembles
An aborted fetus, yea
Give him the job, Jeff
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 17, 2007, 01:51:53 PM
Reno muffs a punt
Donovan tosses 3 picks
Fans shouting for Kolb
How can we not win tonight?
Monday Night Football
Rejuvenates the Eagles
Beat down the taterskins
Donovan McNabb
Has been a great quarterback
His days are numbered
Hey Fat Andy Reid
You need a punt returner
Know Brian Westbrook?
Tonight I'm rockin'
The black Chad Lewis jersey
Wingspan asked for pics
Rusty and the Todd
Sitting in a big ol' tree
Crazy anal sex!
Chris Cooley's a flag
But I do not give a shtein
Just score 8, icehole!
My heart can't take this
Like a hammer to my balls
Only more painful
Why is everyone upset?
The outcome was clear.
Front office balls in your throat.
Aids, Andy Reid, Aids
Die, Andy Reid, Die......of Aids
Take your kids with you
Remember TO?
I farging hated that dude.
I still do, but shtein.
Got two hours of sleep
Stayed up to watch that bullshtein
farging hate this team
The Birds will still win
Our lame eastern division.
Drink the damn kool aid.
(http://www.geocities.com/carcrasherus/612.jpg)
So angry today.
Peers are uncomfortable.
zesty drunk tonight.
You need Heroin?
Just call Britt and Garrett Reid
They will hook you up
fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
fargety farg farg
Even in NC
Being mocked by colleagues
fargers are Pats fans
Eagles sort of suck
Can't say I'm very surprised
Some birds need to fly
Donovan McNabb
What the farg, dude? You can't hit
The side of a barn...
My Sunday schedule
Just opened up a little
the wife will be thrilled.
I plan on punching
My great dane in the neck-piece
In a fit of rage.
Dog will bite your balls,
Making you quite impotent
Much like Birds "offense"
Some bean bag nibbles
Will feel like sweet monkey sex
Compared to last night.
I have a hangover
Bacon tastes good with hot sauce
shteinting later will hurt
This thread now sucks
Feels quite familiar
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia had more energy
Quote from: SunMo on September 18, 2007, 12:30:39 PM
This thread now sucks
Feels quite familiar
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia had more energy
Worst haiku ever?
Stop trying to give us AIDS
This thread farged your mom
Campbell is black, too
Why no criticism there?
Oh, he does not suck
campbell was awful
missed about 3 touchdowns
have fun with your racist organization
Best haiku ever?
Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap
Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 18, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave
Are you aware of
Basic haiku rules? Must be
anencephalic
Lay off the Tab key.
Please choke on my ballbag hair.
You know you love it.
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap
no one likes mcnabb
you worship a racist symbol and name
redneck from fredricksburg
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
Lay off the Tab key.
Please choke on my ballbag hair.
You know you love it.
You have no ballbag
Doc lied to your mom at birth
No dick that's a clit
christ that's unoriginal
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:13:43 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 18, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave
Are you aware of
Basic haiku rules? Must be
anencephalic
I make my own rules
Gibbs will be dead soon, joy joy
Go farg yourself racist
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
You have no ballbag
Doc lied to your mom at birth
No dick that's a clit
Wow. That must burn. I am sure that RJS is somewhere cowering in shame. Don't you have a few black folk that need stringin' up, or a few red women that need rapin'?
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 18, 2007, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap
no one likes mcnabb
you worship a racist symbol and name
redneck from fredricksburg
Greetings I G Y
No link to Fredericksburg here
What a random thought
Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions
Hilarious.
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Munson?
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions
Hilarious.
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Munson?
I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 18, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies
I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke? In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.
Quote from: Munson on September 18, 2007, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions
Hilarious.
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Munson?
I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay
You wear cut-off sleeves
And strum a farging guitar
To get teh girls, freak.
Automatically
That should disqualify you
From access to air.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 18, 2007, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions
Hilarious.
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Munson?
I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay
You wear cut-off sleeves
And strum a farging guitar
To get teh girls, freak.
Automatically
That should disqualify you
From access to air.
I can't help it if
I'm dead sexy with these guns
I'll write you a song
Wow, I guess I laughed.
Munson just made me chuckle.
Suicide for me.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 11:00:12 PM
Wow, I guess I laughed.
Munson just made me chuckle.
Suicide for me.
loc k thread, lock forum
Lock message board and teh webz
Lock coffin
Yeah its over. Oh well, I had a good run.
Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.
Poems overrated
They just don't work any more
Like passing first down
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 18, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies
I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke? In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.
The Mayor presides
Over a bunch of morons
Known as Dead Tree Crew
Quote from: MURP on September 19, 2007, 12:05:25 AM
Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.
You're right, they might win
Since, now, we want them to lose
Mother farging Birds
Onto the Lions
Williams, Johnson... meet Will James.
Yup, Eagles are farged
Blacks, whites, asians, la-
tinos, red sox had the curse
of the bambino.
vodka, rum, whiskey
bicardi, packers have the
curse of lombardi
Chuggie's prose sickens
It makes baby Jesus cry
Favre Jesus Favre Favre
McNabb says he's 'Black'.
RJS is not so sure,
'Bitch' is more like it.
pee-pee-, ca-ca, spit,
and farts. Freddie is master
at game of butt darts.
By the way points for using the word 'Prose'.
cops, gays, clowns and jews.
Turkey or Pig, what bacon
should I use? Hello.
McNabb is a Hoyda
His vagina is all wet
What a farging bitch
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 19, 2007, 07:50:07 AM
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 18, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies
I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke? In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.
The Mayor presides
Over a bunch of morons
Known as Dead Tree Crew
Quote from: MURP on September 19, 2007, 12:05:25 AM
Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.
That sounds reasonable, FastFreddie, but I still do not see how this is relevant in this situation. Whenever I hear "Mayor", the only person that comes to mind is the Honorable Marion Berry....
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 19, 2007, 03:03:09 PM
That sounds reasonable, FastFreddie, but I still do not see how this is relevant in this situation. Whenever I hear "Mayor", the only person that comes to mind is the Honorable Marion Berry....
Marion Barry
The guy loves smack more than the
DTC loves ass.
"The bitch set me up"
Black guys should not be trusted
To run teams or towns
Quote from: Munson on September 19, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
"The bitch set me up"
Black guys should not be trusted
To run teams or towns
What the hell, Munson?
Go don your white robe and hat,
You farging racist.
Or even better
Move away from Delaware
Near real live black folks
I'm sure that they'll love
Your idiotic statements
And rape your face hole.
Kill yourselves now, please!
Kill yourselves now, you fargers!!
Kill yourselves now, please?
"munsin" would fit in
In the Boston area
They still segregate
Jamaica Plain girls
Are fast and loose, I have heard
Gonna git me AIDS
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 19, 2007, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 19, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
"The bitch set me up"
Black guys should not be trusted
To run teams or towns
What the hell, Munson?
Go don your white robe and hat,
You farging racist.
I have Black people
In my family tree, They've
Been hangin for days
Sike, don't you live in
North Carolina, F-F?
Go lynch somebody
Suprised no one caught onto the sarcasm I used inspired by McNabb's comments.
And my black people are more real then your black people, Rusty.
You Suck At Teh Life
You Suck At Fantasy Football
Only Slightly More
And yes, I know there's eight syllables in the second line.
Sue me.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 19, 2007, 03:41:47 PM
And yes, I know there's eight syllables in the second line.
Sue me.
You suck at poetry.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 19, 2007, 03:41:04 PM
You Suck At Teh Life
You Suck At Fantasy Football
Only Slightly More
lock this thread right now
lock it immediately
it burns when I pee
FF talks about
Real life when he runs out of
Witty things to say.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 19, 2007, 03:48:34 PM
FF talks about
Real life when he runs out of
Witty things to say.
I've got something im-
portant to tell you, Rusty:
You're fired, fleshpop!
I don't know what I
Was trying to say with that
Possibly nothing
Penisbreath McGee
Who's-a-what's-it Funkytown
Won't you take me down?
Beans are musical
They make you fart which is why
Bean-O is named well
Rex Grossman - QB
He was Rusty's best player
On his '06 team
Rub-a-dub-dub-dub
Westbrook getting MRI
Five and Eleven
That's the second time you worked a Haiku to accomodate the cuss filter.
You need to quit the internet for a while.
Quote from: Wingspan on September 19, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
That's the second time you worked a Haiku to accomodate the cuss filter.
You need to quit the internet for a while.
5-7-5, bro
Learn it, love it, and live it
Life is a cookie
Mcnabb is a bitch
Has no Balls, no heart
Get over the draft
Many of you suck
It's not hard to count to 5
And once to 7
Eli is bitch one
He wears a stupid ass face
Cole should Schiavo him
Of the Manning clan
Elisha is the black sheep
Cooper sucks less ass
The Giants are gay
Seriously, they are gay
They like cock alot
big money big money
no whammies ssssss STOP!
case of turtle wax
Giants are blue, Red
skins are red, Dallas sucks balls,
and sarge gives me head.
If this game had a
Butt, I'd put my cork in it
Don't farging lose, please
Giants can't defend the pass,
Not that it matters.
Eagles will make sure it's close.
if he had his wish
gap toof would suck runyans balls
all night and all day
Quote from: rjs246 on September 27, 2007, 09:17:22 AM
Giants can't defend the pass,
Not that it matters.
Eagles will make sure it's close.
You are not special
Haikus are 5-7-5
Get with the program
They can also be seven
Five seven, dingus.
Stinky banana waffles.
You just traded for
Derek Anderson, spanky.
Hilarious stuff.
I heart beer at work.
You nerds aren't as drunk as I.
Chinese paper buns.
I peed on the seat
In the bathroom where I work
rjs likes that
Six japanese whores
Pooped in Eli Manning's mouth.
His rager was huge.
Did I mention that
The whores were really small boys?
Eli loves it. Freak.
The next time I laugh
At one of rjs' stupid jokes
I will cum with joy
Aw shucks, MDS.
You can't get enough of me.
Now, smell my starfish.
chinese what the farg
rjs is shtein faced smashed
the lucky funhole
I believe in God
I believe in Aliens
Fat girls armpits smell
The Eagles suck ass
Loads and loads of moldy ass
I wish Reid had AIDS
It took just five hours
Philly is now baseball town.
O' Fly Phillies Fly!
I would like to give
Andy Reid a juicy aids
lollipop to suck
I am a homer
but even I have to admit
things do not look good.
T.O. gets last laugh
Philadelphia Eagles
Games smell like a rat.
Quote from: Yeti on October 03, 2007, 10:35:34 AM
but even I have to admit
8. You suck, Yeti.
You suck at haikus and life,
But mostly at life.
Andy is lucky
That the Phillies are so awesome
At least for a week
SunnyMo also
cannot count up to seven
It's probably AIDS
It's so hard to care.
The team is just not that good;
They'll lose to the bye.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 03, 2007, 10:51:09 AM
SunnyMo also
cannot count up to seven
It's probably AIDS
i don't know or care what you speak of
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 03, 2007, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 03, 2007, 10:35:34 AM
but even I have to admit
8. You suck, Yeti.
You suck at haikus and life,
But mostly at life.
You count the syllables
on other peoples haiku's?
That is very sad.
Stop it.
Alright? Just
stop it.
Floppy penis heads
For all of you vaginas
Gay bum sex jokes yay!
RJS pure booze
Bye week reason Birds can't lose
latex smell won't leave
What's the spread this week?
I'll bet the Birds aren't favored.
Bye week, minus 6.
I see the Phillies
Have learned from their football friends
Now their offense sucks
Why do the Phillies
keep trying to pass the ball
when they should run it?
Pontification:
'Bout Poon-Tang Penetration
Foreign to :CF
eagles suck the cock
the phillies aren't much better
time to get blind drunk
The Phillies are bums
The Eagles suck a fat load
So, LET'S GO FLYERS
Microphone rim-job
Andy's tits bigger than Mom's
Aids Aids Aids Aids Aids
Reid after a bye
Should win versus awful Jets.
Murder, if they lose.
A great deal of pain
I am having in attempt
Caring which team wins
I've seen too many
Top five draft picks suck man tit
To root for a loss.
But having said that
The Eagles are farging done.
Nuke Chinese babies.
Just End The Season
Takes On A Whole New Meaning
When The Eagles Suck
Hot wings anus will burn
Digestive tract prettier
than Eagles play calls
Morningweig eats balls
Jim Johnson Golden God
Reid eat Aids fetus
rofl rofl lol
the eagles arent any good
abortions the key
Poo-Poo, Pee-Pee, Hey!
Pee-Pee, Poo-Poo, Caca, No!
Squirrels on a rim!
Where is Drew Bledsoe?
Where is coach Bill Parcells at?
I bet they're in love!
I'll bet those two are
Soliciting anal sex
MINNEAPOLIS!
Minneapolis
GREAT place for anal sex. Just
ask Demon and Sarge
Dallas off a bye.
Romo humping Britney Spears.
Sacks lead to herpes.
Drug Emporium
Has Quite A Nice Ring To It
Heroin Standard?
philadelphia
from now on will be known as
pilladelphia
Even though they kicked
The Eagles asses Sunday
Dallas still ain't shtein.
23 point spread
Brady Moss Stallworth Hot Tub
We still got Reno?
Brady has a butt
On his stupid face's chin.
And still humps models.
If the Eagles win
I will go to Havas'
And eat his big turds
It's gonna be bad
Bloodbath is too kind a word
Pats by Eighty-Twelve
a true gold standard
meets toilet paper standard
Birds smeared with butt paste