It's 2:30 and I'm kinda drunk and quite tired so I'ma drop some knowledge on you lower middle class white people.
NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Cowboys
3. Giants
4. taterskins
Shocking. The Eagles don't really impress me, but the rest of the teams eat ass. Is anyone concerned with Tony Romo? Eli Manning? Brandon Jacobs? That collection of 5 retards the Giants call an offensive line? Gaptooth coming to the team a week before the season just so he can collect his last round of paychecks? And the taterskins...where the hell to begin with that abortion. Billy Sampy holla.
NFC North
1. Bears
2. Vikings
3. Lions
4. Packers
Another zesty division. Rex Grossman is horrible. Everyone on the Bears hates Cedric Benson. Sure the defense is money and Devin Hester is out of his mind, but they don't scare me. On top of that, Minnesota is starting Tarvarias Jackson and were so desperate for Kelly Holcumb that they traded for him even though is was a lock that he'd be cut this weekend. The Lions might score a lot of points, but they're still the Lions, and that defense is bad. And speaking of bad, let's talk about Brett Favre. He sucks. Retire already, please.
NFC South
1. Saints
2. Bucs
3. Panthers
4. Falcons
Katrina, Katrina, bwahaha poor New Orleans. Everyone root for them. No farg that, they suck. But they're good enough to win this piece of crap division. Yay for Reggie Bush's super talents. Garthia will lead the Bucs to an average record, mostly because both the Panthers and Falcons will totally fall apart this year. Jake Delhomo is 2 interceptions away from a mental breakdown, and David Carr's complete lack of talent is waiting in the wings to lose more games. Meanwhile, Ron Mexico's little dog farm set the Falcons back 3 years, as they'll tank the last half of the year and get Brian Brohm next April.
NFC West
1. Seahawks
2. 49ers
3. Cardinals
4. Rams
I don't know, none of these teams jump out at me. The Niners are the "sexy" pick to make the leap from under .500 to the playoffs, so that essentially means they won't do it, but since the conference as a whole sucks, they can sneak in. The Cardinals could also do it, but everyone has been saying that for 10 years and they always suck. So no. The Rams also suck, but might be mediocre enough to fall ass backwards into a top finish. So the safe bet is Seattle, they're real tough to beat at home and I sort of like them after what they did to the Cowboys in January.
Playoffs
1. Eagles
2. Bears
3. Saints
4. Seahawks
5. Bucs
6. Niners
Saints beat Niners
Seahawks beat Bucs
Eagles beat Seahawks
Saints beat Bears
Eagles beat Saints
AFC East
1. Patriots
2. Jets
3. Bills
4. Dolphins
Roid Head Rodney Harrison's suspension aside, the Pats should easily win this division. I mean, simply look at the QB's: Tom Brady, Chad Pennington, J.P. Losman and Trent Green. Who the farg do you think is gonna come outta there on top? Yea, the dude who bangs Bridget Monayhan and Gisele Bunchen. God damnit I hate him. But if Thomas Jones is healthy the Jets should be better, Lee Evans needs to produce fantasy wise and I give 2 shteins less what Buffalo does, and Miami is a farging joke.
AFC North
1. Bengals
2. Ravens
3. Steelers
4. Browns
Sure everyone gets arrested, sure they have no defense, but out of the 3 good teams in this division, this is the only team that I can stand. So they win by default. The Ravens still have a nasty defense and the addition of Willis McGhee puts them over the top, and the Steelers look like they're back to the solid 10-6, 9-7 teams of the past. The Browns are shtein out of luck, a young team trying to rebuild (or build) in a stacked division. Oh well, who cares.
AFC South
1. Colts
2. Titans
3. Texans
4. Jaguars
I have Joe Addai and Marvin Harrison in my money league, so I have to become a Colts fan. So go them. Also Vince Young, if healthy, will win many games because that's what he does. I don't know how, but he does. Houston will finally get out of the cellar and look halfway decent, while the Jags will crumble and their 35 fans in that disgustingly dirty hick town of Jacksonville will all get out their NASCAR porn and start wacking off to pictures of Dale Earnhardt's moustache.
AFC West
1. Chargers
2. Broncos
3. Chiefs
4. Raiders
Everyone is predicting San Diego to win. Obviously, they're the best team in this division. And maybe good enough to win the whole thing, but without Jake Plummer is beat on twice a year, I don't know...it's tough. What is a guarantee is the Broncos will pick running backs out of Mike Shannahan's asscrack that can rush behind that line, Damon Huard will prove to be...Damon Huard, and the Raiders will once again be the laughing stock of pro football.
Playoffs
1. Colts
2. Patriots
3. Chargers
4. Bengals
5. Ravens
6. Titans
Chargers beat Titans
Ravens beat Bengals
Colts beat Ravens
Chargers beat Patriots
Colts beat Chargers
Superbowl- Eagles beat Colts
Why not, I do it every year. Go Phillies.
I'll go this far:
NFC Division Winners:
East: Dallas :puke
North: Chicago
South: New Orleans
West: San Francisco
Wild Card: St. Louis, Panthers
Eagles' Record: 8-8 (just too many questions)
NFC Champion: New Orleans
AFC Division Winners:
East: New England
North: Baltimore
South: Indianapolis
West: San Diego
Wild Card: Pittsburgh, Jacksonville
AFC Champion: New England
Super Bowl Champion: New England
You think the Panthers & Rams will make the playoffs before the Eagles do?
Okay. :o
Anywho...
NFC:
East: Eagles
North: Bears
South: Saints
West: Seahawks
Wildcards: Dallas & Niners
NFC Champion: Seahawks
AFC:
East: Patriots
North: Ravens
South: funholes
West: Broncos
Wild Cards: Jaguars & Chargers
AFC Champion: Chargers
Super Bowl Champion: Chargers.
NFC:
East: Cowboys
North: Vikings
South: Panthers
West: Seahawks
Wildcards: Eagles & 49ers
NFC Champion: Panthers
AFC:
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Colts
West: Chiefs
Wildcards: Broncos & Jets
AFC Champion: Steelers
Super Bowl Champion: Panthers
I tried to pick a scenario that is unlikely, but would anger me greatly.
The only way the Chargers don't make the playoffs is if Rivers, Merriman, L.T. & Gates all get caught in a dog fighting scandal.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 06, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
The only way the Chargers don't make the playoffs is if Rivers, Merriman, L.T. & Gates all get caught in a dog fighting scandal.
Merriman will get caught using roids again. L.T. will get hit by a car while on a date with a tranny a la Eddie Murphy/Marv Albert. Gates and Rivers will prove useless without L.T.
Oh, and don't forget... their head coach is NORV TURNER.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 06, 2007, 02:30:44 PM
You think the Panthers & Rams will make the playoffs before the Eagles do?
And all I've seen from most is how bad the defense is, the WR are, and the chances of Donovan McNabb being hurt by game 5.
I have no reason to be overly optimistic.
I could have pulled an Igy and put the taterskins in the playoffs, but I feel dirty enough having Dallas winning the division.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 06, 2007, 02:46:10 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 06, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
The only way the Chargers don't make the playoffs is if Rivers, Merriman, L.T. & Gates all get caught in a dog fighting scandal.
Merriman will get caught using roids again. L.T. will get hit by a car while on a date with a tranny a la Eddie Murphy/Marv Albert. Gates and Rivers will prove useless without L.T.
Oh, and don't forget... their head coach is NORV TURNER.
In LT vs. Car, LT wins.
Ok, I'll be honest. I took so little time putting my list together that I forgot about the Chargers.
I'm going to stick to my prediction, though.
NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Cowboys
3. taterskins
4. Giants
Eagles win by default and because they have McNabb and Westbrook. Dallas has Wade Phillips. Who cares about the other two?
NFC Northl
1. Bears
2. Packers
3. Vikings
4. Lions
I think the Packers surprise some this year. They might even with the division because Chicago is much worse than last year and they still have Rex.
NFC South
1. Saints
2. Bucs
3. Panthers
4. Falcons
Last year i was rooting for NO because of the hurricane shtein. But after they whupped the Birds twice and that dirty snatch wore that F*** The Eagles shirt on TV - I hope the suck. But they win the division. The Bucs will be decent; I thik Cadillac rebounds well and my boy Trot is the defensive MVP there. Blow me.
NFC West
1. 49ers
2. Seahawks
3. Cardinals
4. Rams
Any of these teams could win it. The only way SF doesn't is if Alex Smith shteins the bed.
AFC East
1. Patriots
2. Jets
3. Dolphins
4. Bills
Pats are the best and have everyone riding the pole for them to win it all. Whatever. I just hope Moss tears it up because I have him in my $$ FFL.
AFC North
1. Ravens
2. Bengals
3. Steelers
4. Browns
Baltimore's defense and McGahee allow them to win this. I'd like to see Cincy pull it off though. And I'm rooting for Omar Epps to succeed in his transition from HOllywood to the NFL coach in PIT.
AFC South
1. Colts
2. Titans
3. Jaguars
4. Texans
I hate Peyton Manning.
AFC West
1. San Diego
2. Denver
3. Kansas City
4. Oakland
Norv Turner is the coach, but tey still have a tight ass defense. They'll blow it in the playoffs though. I like Herm Edwards and wish KC was better.
NFC Playoffs
1. Eagles
2. Saints
3. 49ers
4. Bears
5. Cowboys
6. Seahawks
49ers beat Seahawks
Cowboys beat Bears
Eagles beat Seahawks
Saints beat Cowboys
Eagles beat Saints
AFC Playoffs
1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Ravens
4. Chargers
5. Broncos
6. Bengals
Ravens beat Bengals
Broncos beat Chargers
Broncos beat Patriots
Ravens beat Colts
Ravens beat Broncos
SUPERBOWL
Eagles beat Ravens
HOMER! WHAT?!
Billicks balls must taste better than Trotters, no?
NFC Division Winners:
East: Eagles
North: Bears
South: Saints
West: Seahawks
Wild Card: Rams, Panthers
Eagles' Record: 11-5
NFC Champion: Eagles
AFC Division Winners:
East: Jets
North: Ravens
South: Colts
West: Chargers
Wild Card: Bengals, Broncos
AFC Champion: Chargers
Super Bowl Champion: Eagles(best in the ligg, ya digg)
Note that I'm the only one in this thread that wasn't suckling at the Saints.
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Thanks. It was delicious.
How about the crow you should be chomping on for saying the Chiefs would win the AFC West?
The Chiefs are no more finished than are the Eagles.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 26, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
The Chiefs are no more finished than are the Eagles.
The Eagles scored 56 points in one game. Larry Johnson hasn't even been able to run 56 yards in one game.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 26, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
The Chiefs are no more finished than are the Eagles.
Homer.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 26, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
The Chiefs are no more finished than are the Eagles.
or the saints
Wrong again, IGY. The Saints have been completely hapless on both sides of the ball.
i get it....the correct predictions youve made will stand strong while the incorrect ones will turn themselves in your favor
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2007, 12:27:30 PM
i get it....the correct predictions youve made will stand strong while the incorrect ones will turn themselves in your favor
You should - you are an expert on the matter.