right now I have 9, and i want to get at least 10 but would like 12
$20 entry fee
yahoo draft, tuesday night, 8pm
QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
PM me if you want in and i'll give you the details
thanks to wing...i have 10 now, but would like 12 if i can, so i'm still taking people
scoring
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 3 points at 300 yards; 5 points at 400 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (4)
Interceptions (-1)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (6)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-2)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-1)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-1)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Fractional Points: Yes
Negative Points: Yes
team defense is for the gays
just sign up
wasnt tuesday two days ago
like the day after labor day, tuesday
ill do it if you dont get anyone
only cause i love you
i've got my 10, so i guess i don't need to subject you to the horror of team defenses
life is good
it's probably time to put more SPF1000 on the top of your head though
eat shtein and die
I'll do it why the farg not. Not like I need 20 bucks anyway.
paco pm'd about it too, so you can both join and get the league up to 12
you and paco are in
that's 12
I call first pick.
i call you dying...horribly
I'm working on it.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
I'm working on it.
Do what John McLane did in Die Hard With A Vengeance.
Oh, wait... check that, you live in Boston. That wouldn't work there.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 30, 2007, 02:01:17 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
I'm working on it.
Do what John McLane did in Die Hard With A Vengeance.
Oh, wait... check that, you live in Boston. That wouldn't work there.
I was always partial to Milo's death in "The Last Boyscout". Shot, fell off a lighting fixture high above the stadium and then shredded by helocopter blades.
I woulda done this. And won. Talent.
nerds always win out
when I see this thread title, my eyes tell my brain it saysn "I've got open sores in my..." and then I look away
one spot opened up today...anybody want in?
Yes. Gimmie.
farging MDS gets the last spot a hour and a half before the draft and gets 1st pick...farger
finally, a win for the jews
Quote from: SunMo on September 04, 2007, 07:37:16 PM
farging MDS gets the last spot a hour and a half before the draft and gets 1st pick...farger
Shoulda gave it to me, I woulda got somethin zesty like 9th.
Who's going to win my 20 dollarz?
Either Yahoo or SunMo suck, since the league is still in live draft mode even though the draft ended 2 hours ago. I'm gonna go with SunMo.
Quote from: MDS on September 04, 2007, 10:56:37 PM
Either Yahoo or SunMo suck, since the league is still in live draft mode even though the draft ended 2 hours ago. I'm gonna go with SunMo.
I was just looking at that. WTF?
The draft didn't 'take' per an email I got this morning. Worst league ever!
Yeah. I logged in this AM and it says we're drafting tonight at 8PM. Whats up with this shtein?
yahoo servers farged up...it has up re-drafting tonight...i sent a league email out with our options.
So what is the commissioners ruling on this one?
Honor system to duplicate the draft from last night?
if everyone can remember their roster, they can send it to me and i can just input it...problem is, i'm not sure everyone can
thats what you get for having zesty league settings
Quote from: SunMo on September 05, 2007, 08:16:02 AM
if everyone can remember their roster, they can send it to me and i can just input it...problem is, i'm not sure everyone can
I remember most of my roster except I'm pretty sure I have 5 WRs and I can only remember 4. But I emailed what I did remember. If I can't remember the 5th one chances are he wasn't that important anyway.
i'm leaning towards just re-drafting and setting the order the same as it was last night...i mean it only took us an hour to draft last night
Redrafting is for the gays.
Quote from: SunMo on September 05, 2007, 08:16:02 AM
if everyone can remember their roster, they can send it to me and i can just input it...problem is, i'm not sure everyone can
I tracked every round but the last three. I DID make one oversight. Someone drafted Jamal Lewis and I accidently put someone else down in there place. But otherwise it should be correct. Here are all the teams with the exception of their final three picks:
fatDonovan McNabb
David Garrard
Steven Jackson
Ronnie Brown
LaMont Jordan
chris henry
Terrell Owens
Randy Moss
Joey Galloway
Devery Henderson
anthony gonzalez
Dallas Clark
Miami Dolphins
Lord QuasMatt Leinart
Jason Campbell
Frank Gore
Clinton Portis
Michael Turner
michael bush
Larry Fitzgerald
Reggie Brown
Vincent Jackson
Brandon Marshall
Vernon Davis
Greg Olsen ®
dallas
Big in JapanMatt Hasselbeck
Chad Pennington
Brian Westbrook
Thomas Jones
Cadillac Williams
DeAngelo Williams
LenDale White
Lee Evans
Muhsin Muhammad
Matt Jones
bobby wade
Kellen Winslow
Eric Johnson
The RigginsDrew Brees
Ben Roethlisberger
Joseph Addai
Cedric Benson
Warrick Dunn
Reuben Droughns
Andre Johnson
Braylon Edwards
Mark Clayton
chris henry
Ben Watson
Chicago Bears
Seattle Seahawks
Vick's pit bullsMarc Bulger
Matt Schaub
Willie Parker
Brandon Jacobs
Ahman Green
Dominic Rhodes
Santana Moss
Kevin Curtis
Terry Glenn
Isaac Bruce
Mike Furrey
Tony Gonzalez
Philadelphia Eagles
Dead MoneyTony Romo
Eli Manning
Reggie Bush
Marion Barber
Tatum Bell
Chad Johnson
Reggie Wayne
Donald Driver
Bernard Berrian
Wes Welker
Drew Bennett
Jeremy Shockey
Baltimore Ravens
The Hairy BrainTom Brady
Jay Cutler
Shaun Alexander
Edgerrin James
Marshawn Lynch ®
Jamal Lewis
Laveranues Coles
Chris Chambers
Donte' Stallworth
Greg Jennings
ronald currey
L.J. Smith
Randy McMichael
The Potsie McQueersVince Young
Alex Smith (QB)
Laurence Maroney
Willis McGahee
Brandon Jackson ®
Leon Washington
Anquan Boldin
Plaxico Burress
Santonio Holmes
Jerry Porter
Antonio Gates
Jeff Wilkins
Pittsburgh Steelers
Pijman's CowboysPhilip Rivers
J.P. Losman
Rudi Johnson
Maurice Jones-Drew
Julius Jones
DeShaun Foster
Marques Colston
Javon Walker
D.J. Hackett
Eddie Kennison
Jason Witten
Owen Daniels
New England Patriots
MrSmithKillaPeyton Manning
Brett Favre
Travis Henry
Fred Taylor
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Roy Williams (WR)
Calvin Johnson ®
Jerricho Cotchery
Joe Horn
Dwayne Bowe ®
Alge Crumpler
Adam Vinatieri
San Diego Chargers
Its not easy being this clutch.
thanks paco..huge help
Lots of registered trademarks.
Also - I think it's pretty clear what happened. Yahoo found out that a Jew picked first and scuttled the league.
Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy!
Quote from: SunMo on September 05, 2007, 09:04:34 AM
thanks paco..huge help
No problem. It looks like I wrote down Lynch for rjs when he got lewis... which means... who got lynch. Worst case scenario, we need to edit and build this list where appropriate.
Here is what I have written down by round:
Quote
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
1 LaDainian Tomlinson Larry Johnson Steven Jackson Frank Gore Brian Westbrook Joseph Addai Willie Parker Reggie Bush Shaun Alexander Laurence Maroney Rudi Johnson Travis Henry
2 Torry Holt Steve Smith (CAR) Ronnie Brown Clinton Portis Thomas Jones Cedric Benson Brandon Jacobs Chad Johnson Edgerrin James Willis McGahee Maurice Jones-Drew Peyton Manning
3 Carson Palmer Marvin Harrison Terrell Owens Larry Fitzgerald Cadillac Williams Drew Brees Marc Bulger Reggie Wayne Tom Brady Antonio Gates Marques Colston T.J. Houshmandzadeh
4 Hines Ward Adrian Peterson (MIN) ® Donovan McNabb Reggie Brown Lee Evans Andre Johnson Ahman Green Marion Barber Marshawn Lynch ® Anquan Boldin Javon Walker Roy Williams (WR)
5 Deuce McAllister Jerious Norwood Randy Moss Vincent Jackson DeAngelo Williams Braylon Edwards Tony Gonzalez Donald Driver Jamal Lewis Plaxico Burress Julius Jones Calvin Johnson ®
6 Todd Heap Deion Branch LaMont Jordan Michael Turner LenDale White Chicago Bears Santana Moss Tatum Bell Laveranues Coles Brandon Jackson ® Philip Rivers Fred Taylor
7 Darrell Jackson Chris Cooley Joey Galloway Vernon Davis Kellen Winslow Mark Clayton Kevin Curtis Jeremy Shockey Chris Chambers Vince Young Jason Witten Jerricho Cotchery
8 Brandon Jones Jon Kitna Devery Henderson Matt Leinart Matt Hasselbeck Warrick Dunn Terry Glenn Baltimore Ravens Donte' Stallworth Santonio Holmes D.J. Hackett Alge Crumpler
9 Chester Taylor Ladell Betts Dallas Clark Brandon Marshall Muhsin Muhammad Ben Roethlisberger Isaac Bruce Bernard Berrian Greg Jennings Jerry Porter New England Patriots San Diego Chargers
10 kevin jones Derrick Mason chris henry michael bush Matt Jones Ben Watson Dominic Rhodes Tony Romo L.J. Smith Pittsburgh Steelers Eddie Kennison Adam Vinatieri
11 Vernand Morency Heath Miller anthony gonzalez dallas bobby wade Reuben Droughns Philadelphia Eagles Eli Manning Jay Cutler Alex Smith (QB) DeShaun Foster Brett Favre
12 Samie Parker Steve McNair David Garrard Jason Campbell Chad Pennington chris henry Matt Schaub Wes Welker Randy McMichael Leon Washington J.P. Losman Joe Horn
13 Denver Broncos Jacksonville Jaguars Miami Dolphins Greg Olsen ® Eric Johnson Seattle Seahawks Mike Furrey Drew Bennett ronald currey Jeff Wilkins Owen Daniels Dwayne Bowe ®
ok, I figured it out...
I wrote down julias jones twice. RJS's first five picks are:
Shaun Alexander
Edgerrin James
Tom Brady
Marshawn Lynch ®
Jamal Lewis
nm. Kisses.
paco...i'm pretty sure that I (potsie mcqueers) drafted Dwayne Bowe and not Mr.SmithKilla, do you know why you have it that way?
also, the Jamal Lewis mistake was for rjs (Hairy Brain) and you put Julius Jones down instead, do you know where he does?
thanks
My last three picks, just for the record, were:
Anthony Thomas RB, Buf
St. Louis, Def
Jason Elam K, Den
Quote from: SunMo on September 05, 2007, 09:09:46 AM
paco...i'm pretty sure that I (potsie mcqueers) drafted Dwayne Bowe and not Mr.SmithKilla, do you know why you have it that way?
also, the Jamal Lewis mistake was for rjs (Hairy Brain) and you put Julius Jones down instead, do you know where he does?
thanks
I could have made a mistake, I was scrambling at that point to both track the picks and figure out who I was taking next. Like I said, we may need to verify it with each team, since I dont have the last 3 rounds written down anyway. But this should give us a pretty good base to work off of.
This was me
QuoteBig in Japan
Matt Hasselbeck
Chad Pennington
Brian Westbrook
Thomas Jones
Cadillac Williams
DeAngelo Williams
LenDale White
Lee Evans
Muhsin Muhammad
Matt Jones
bobby wade
Kellen Winslow
Eric Johnson
I then picked Correll Buckhalter...then a NYJ Defense, and the Seahawks kicker (i think).
Hahahahaha. LenDale White. Hahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaudogfyiotqb5631[zr[,3re.
paco...do you remember your last 3 picks?
much savage still hasnt set his lineup....here's hoping he forgets.
Quote from: SunMo on August 30, 2007, 09:51:40 AM
scoring
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 3 points at 300 yards; 5 points at 400 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (4)
Interceptions (-1)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (6)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-2)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-1)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-1)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Fractional Points: Yes
Negative Points: Yes
The scoring is absolutley ridiculous in this league by the way...
Throughout three weeks only 4 times has a team scored under 100 (could be 5 if McAllister does nothing tonight).
i like high scoring
Quote from: Wingspan on September 24, 2007, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: SunMo on August 30, 2007, 09:51:40 AM
scoring
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 3 points at 300 yards; 5 points at 400 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (4)
Interceptions (-1)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 3 points at 200 yards; 5 points at 300 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (6)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-2)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-1)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-1)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Fractional Points: Yes
Negative Points: Yes
The scoring is absolutley ridiculous in this league by the way...
Throughout three weeks only 4 times has a team scored under 100 (could be 5 if McAllister does nothing tonight).
Ive had over 170 points the first two weeks (even though my #1 pick has done absolutly nothing) and it looks like Reggie is scoring some points, so I'll be over 170 again this week.
Before this league, I don't think I've ever had a team score over 150. The points are crazy.
I'm not usually in PPR leagues, but I will say it is a nice change of pace. (Then again, it did give me the bright idea to draft Bush, and his 88 receptions, with my first pick, so its not all positive)
Quote from: rjs246 on September 05, 2007, 09:58:44 AM
Hahahahaha. LenDale White. Hahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaudogfyiotqb5631[zr[,3re.
If you would like, I will allow the commish to double your score for this week.
Oh, snap...you still lose by 10+
Oh yeah, my team blows.
So I have done from dead last place in week 6 with a 1-5 record...even behind the guy who hasnt altered his lineup in about 2 months (who just beat Sun Mo btw)....to the 6th playoff spot at 5-5
Other than westbrook...I have no idea exactly how I've climbed even this high.
I'm one win away from clinching a playoff spot. Needless to say, I won't get it.
Speaking of which...Sun, has everyone in this league who is in playoff contention paid up?
in other leagues i am in we just kicked a guy out of first place because he hasnt paid yet and everyone moved up in the standings.
the guy in 10th hasn't paid yet. if he makes the playoffs i will kick him out, unless he pays.
Quote from: SunMo on November 14, 2007, 01:29:14 PM
the guy in 10th hasn't paid yet. if he makes the playoffs i will kick him out, unless he pays.
Its 20 freaking dollars. Anyone not named Freddie Mitchell can afford to pay up 20 bucks.
I've Got Open S____ In My ______ _______.
The playoff scenario pretty much boils down to this:
5 spots locked up, Paco is the #1 seed, zee Jew is #2, other guys round out 3-5
#6 is up for grabs in the last week of the regular season between myself, Rusty, and Wingspan (currently #6)
Wing is 6-6 with 1402 points
I am 5-7 with 1482 points
Rusty is 5-7 with 1378 points
for Wing, it's win and he's in. he has a semi-tough matchup against he #5 seed Chunk Monks.
for me, i need to win and Wing to lose and I need to outscore him in total points, then I am in. I should win against 4-8 Vick's Pit Bulls. Rusty's result doesn't matter to me unless he outscores me by 105 points.
Rusty needs Wing to lose and me to lose and to outscore Wing by 25 points and he's in. Or Wing to lose, and I can win, unless as mentioned above, he outscores me by 105 points. Rusty is playing zee Jew and has a tough matchup.
Quote from: SunMo on November 28, 2007, 05:41:29 PM
The playoff scenario pretty much boils down to this:
5 spots locked up, Paco is the #1 seed, zee Jew is #2, other guys round out 3-5
#6 is up for grabs in the last week of the regular season between myself, Rusty, and Wingspan (currently #6)
Wing is 6-6 with 1402 points
I am 5-7 with 1482 points
Rusty is 5-7 with 1378 points
for Wing, it's win and he's in. he has a semi-tough matchup against he #5 seed Chunk Monks.
for me, i need to win and Wing to lose and I need to outscore him in total points, then I am in. I should win against 4-8 Vick's Pit Bulls. Rusty's result doesn't matter to me unless he outscores me by 105 points.
Rusty needs Wing to lose and me to lose and to outscore Wing by 25 points and he's in. Or Wing to lose, and I can win, unless as mentioned above, he outscores me by 105 points. Rusty is playing zee Jew and has a tough matchup.
The Jooish guy kept me from achieving my perfect season by beating me by 2 points (and I was 2nd in points that week). How much you want to bet he beats me in the playoffs as well?
I dont know how i have gotten this far with the WRs on my roster. And my RBs have been trash with Cadillac Williams injured, and Thomas Jones not scoring 1 TD yet this year.
Then again, having my defense score 30 last week...my team has been carried by Westbrook, Winslow, and James Jones/Shawn McDonald combo.....with a luck week or two from LenDale White and Lee Evans
if i lose and fat wins, he takes the 2 seed from me. btw its about jewish people won something.
i noticed some of the real old ones have lotto numbers tattooed on their arms...they obviously won something
lol holocaust jokes. good thing there is no god or else he'd hate you.
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2007, 10:08:01 PM
lol holocaust jokes. good thing there is no god or else he'd hate you.
At least he didnt make a Sean Taylor joke. Gibbs forbid!
Hey Mo
QuoteI am going to lock all the rosters at midnight for the playoffs. All moves must be made by then. Any moves made after midnight I will undo if they are done before I am able to lock the rosters.
Good luck to all in the playoffs.
What do you mean by this? That you are locking the rosters tonight at midnight?
Also, what is the point/benift of this?
I clarified it. It's for non-playoff teams.
So no add/drop shenanigans happen
there must be some real bitches in the league if you gotta make a rule like that
you never know
Is this winner take all?
regular season winner: $40
Super Bowl loser: $20
Super Bowl Winner: $180
It'll be a miracle for me to get past this week. I face the team that smeared me by 80pts two weeks ago.
same goes for me. "bye" is awesome.
Quote from: Wingspan on December 04, 2007, 01:55:41 PM
It'll be a miracle for me to get past this week. I face the team that smeared me by 80pts two weeks ago.
I had one of my WRs score a 0 for me on a team that put up over 30 points...(James Jones)
and I wound up winning.
Up next...MDS vs Wingspan
Bring it, bitch. Jews always win everything. Except for the Holocaust.
I just picked up Gas Chambers from the waiver wire.
Quote from: MDS on December 10, 2007, 12:00:29 PM
Bring it, bitch. Jews always win everything. Except for the Holocaust.
Bah..you got Israel. What more did you want?
Quote from: Wingspan on December 10, 2007, 12:14:43 PM
I just picked up Gas Chambers from the waiver wire.
Dude. Post of the week. I'm laughing for real.
Reggie Bush's knee explodes, Addai has a dream matchup, and Andre Johnson woke up from his coma.
I. lose.
it's no coincidence that all of this happens soon after i offer to send you the money for placing first in the regular season and you tell me to save my postage stamp...
karma up your ass
yup. this is the kind of situation that a sneaky little jew will creep in and the steal the money.
Quote from: SunMo on December 14, 2007, 01:47:20 PM
it's no coincidence that all of this happens soon after i offer to send you the money for placing first in the regular season and you tell me to save my postage stamp...
karma up your ass
Hater.
Quote from: MDS on December 14, 2007, 02:26:02 PM
yup. this is the kind of situation that a sneaky little jew will creep in and the steal the money.
You took away my perfect season, I was kind of hoping it was going to be you that knocked me out of the playoffs as well.
paco goes down barring 50 some odd points from shockey. i shot my wad with 175, chuck monks, the miracle run will continue.
karma puts it's foot squarely up Paco's ass, hahaha
Quote from: MDS on December 16, 2007, 07:51:34 PM
paco goes down barring 50 some odd points from shockey. i shot my wad with 175, chuck monks, the miracle run will continue.
I think shockey has 10 catches for 100 yards and 5 tds in him. (what a weird fantasy week)
tell me about it. if peterson doesnt have 200 yards and 3 tds, im in the finals of both money leagues.
Quote from: MDS on December 16, 2007, 09:24:14 PM
tell me about it. if peterson doesnt have 200 yards and 3 tds, im in the finals of both money leagues.
You know Brady killed some playoff teams tonight. Except rusty's league. crap.
who is chucks monk? i will murder him.
he's my brother
if he wins i wish him aids
i wish in on him often
And shockeys leg exploded.... fitting. My entire team went in the crapper in a 10 day span :-D