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Title: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 23, 2007, 10:30:42 AM
It appears he's dead near the end of the book... but he's not.  Lame.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 10:33:14 AM
unfortunately the same can be said for people older than 12 who waited in line to purchase the book
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: ice grillin you on July 23, 2007, 10:33:52 AM
this is a thread why?
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on July 23, 2007, 10:41:33 AM
I appreciate the attempt at ruining the 'surprise' for all Harry Potter dorks. But this clearly doesn't need it's own topic.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 23, 2007, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 23, 2007, 10:41:33 AM
I appreciate the attempt at ruining the 'surprise' for all Harry Potter dorks. But this clearly doesn't need it's own topic.

Thanks, and I agree.  This thread can now be locked.

A+ for me.  C- for everyone else.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2007, 11:58:18 AM
Too bad the whore who wrote the moronic series didn't, though.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 23, 2007, 02:30:01 PM
I have yet to read a potter book or see a potter movie, i'm proud of that
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 23, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
I've finished a third of it.  There's no way in hell I'd let my <12YO read this book.  Or the two that proceeded it.

And before you ask, by the power of the internet, it arrived at my door on Saturday.  Staying up til midnight doesn't happen on New Year's Eve anymore, much less to await a popcorn fantasy.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 06:41:02 PM
I plan to read all of them.  Sue me.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: hbionic on July 23, 2007, 07:16:33 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 06:41:02 PM
I plan to read all of them.  Sue me.

My attorneys are drafting a letter as we speak.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Zanshin on July 24, 2007, 08:48:33 AM
I'm tempted to pick one up just to see what the fuss is about.  I kind of don't get the whole phenomenon; sadly, that applies to many phenomena.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: ice grillin you on July 24, 2007, 09:41:47 AM
i wish all wizards elves and robots would just go away
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 10:00:05 AM
You're going to be inadequately prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: ice grillin you on July 24, 2007, 10:06:08 AM
ill just scoop you up on my way to greenland
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on July 24, 2007, 10:07:16 AM
he spoke nothing of zombies
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Beermonkey on July 24, 2007, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 10:00:05 AM
You're going to be inadequately prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

Glad I'm not the only one to think that way. I actually want one of these for my "man room" (basement)

(http://img.infotropic.com/i/060819_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Cerevant on July 25, 2007, 12:04:51 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 23, 2007, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 23, 2007, 10:41:33 AM
I appreciate the attempt at ruining the 'surprise' for all Harry Potter dorks. But this clearly doesn't need it's own topic.

Thanks, and I agree.  This thread can now be locked.

A+ for me.  C- for everyone else.


Yet still, you either read the book (very quickly), took the time to look for the spoiler, or hang out somewhere spoilers are posted.

Nerd.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 25, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
My brother-in-law looked it up on Wikipedia and volunteered the information without me having to do any research to find it.  Total nerdery!
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: ice grillin you on July 25, 2007, 01:08:45 PM
your nerdom was well established long ago
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Don Ho on July 25, 2007, 01:25:30 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 10:33:14 AM
unfortunately the same can be said for people older than 12 who waited in line to purchase the book

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Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 25, 2007, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 25, 2007, 01:08:45 PM
your nerdom was well established long ago

^^real talk^^
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Cerevant on July 26, 2007, 11:12:20 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 25, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
My brother-in-law looked it up on Wikipedia and volunteered the information without me having to do any research to find it.  Total nerdery!

Yeah - you couldn't have read it, since if you did you would have found a better spoiler than that.  Having just finished it myself (best of the series, BTW) this has to be the most "meh" surprise of the book.

Quote from: Zanshin on July 24, 2007, 08:48:33 AM
I'm tempted to pick one up just to see what the fuss is about.  I kind of don't get the whole phenomenon; sadly, that applies to many phenomena.

Don't forget that it is brain candy - this is not intended to be great literature.  The first three books are a bit formulaic, but the complexity and intensity rapidly ratchet up in the last 4.  As MMH points out, the last 3 are really PG-13.  One of the unique aspects of the series is that many of the fans got to grow up with the character, but now that all the books are out it will be harder to introduce the series to kids at an appropriate age without artificially dragging it out.

If you just want to find out what the fuss is about, I wouldn't bother reading all 7 - watch the first 3 movies and read the last 4 books.  The author made sure that none of the key bits of information were left out of the movies.  The 4th movie has all the necessary info, but there is some good storyline that had to be cut in the interest of time.  The last 3 movies will probably suck unless they are willing to cross the 3 hour barrier.

Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2007, 11:14:39 AM
I'll wait until there's a paperback set of all seven, then read 'em.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 27, 2007, 11:49:35 PM
Order of the Phoenix was painfully rushed, skipped over a ton of shtein.  It was still a reasonably good film, but man.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Cerevant on July 28, 2007, 06:44:53 AM
The first few worked better on film because they were short, and because there wasn't enough back-story for the side plots to be relevant.  The forth worked because there was so much dead weight at the beginning of the book.  I was afraid that Order would be rushed and butchered.  I'll have to re-read the 6th book, but they might be able to make the last book work by compressing the slow middle.  There was a lot of effort put into a "here we go again" set up to emphasize the moment of epiphany where Harry finally gets his head out of his ass.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 28, 2007, 04:49:33 PM
Apparently neither does Voldemort:

(http://www.profootballtalk.com/Voldemort.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: ice grillin you on July 29, 2007, 11:25:25 AM
losers
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Feva on July 31, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 23, 2007, 10:30:42 AM
It appears he's dead near the end of the book... but he's not.  Lame.

I avoided opening this thread until I finished the book.  Now that I have:

1. Eat a fleshpop.

2. I'm going to deck your puss next time I see you.

3. Eat a fleshpop.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 04:16:03 PM
wow...i never would've guessed.

Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Feva on July 31, 2007, 04:25:05 PM
Yeah... black guys can read.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Wingspan on July 31, 2007, 04:28:00 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on July 31, 2007, 04:25:05 PM
Yeah... black guys can read.

i'm worried about whether you are calling in a strike on the blackphone, so i'm just going to leave this all alone now
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Feva on August 01, 2007, 04:25:48 AM
Wise choice.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 02, 2007, 02:25:12 PM
Yay!  I got one!
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2007, 03:11:58 PM
You got someone to read a children's book written by a woman who should be cleaning fish for a living.

You rule.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Quasimoto on August 02, 2007, 09:19:37 PM
Unfortunately I was dragged to waiting in line for almost two hours with my girlfriend for this.  But the night got interesting when a bunch of kids rolled up with megaphones and yelled out what were apparently spoilers.  Turns out whatever they were saying wasn't true but it was enjoyable for at least 45 minutes.

I'm so glad I'll never have to hear about Harry farging Potter ever again.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 02, 2007, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 02, 2007, 03:11:58 PM
You got someone to read a children's book written by a woman who should be cleaning fish for a living.

You rule.

Wrong.  I ruined the ending for one the toolbags who was already going to read it.

I get bonus points because he's a Mets fan.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 09:28:00 PM
Don't kid yourself. No one in this conversation get bonus points for anything other than killing themselves.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 02, 2007, 09:32:41 PM
Arsenic for everyone!
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Quasimoto on August 02, 2007, 09:36:17 PM
I prefer cyanide
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 09:28:00 PMDon't kid yourself. No one in this conversation get bonus points for anything other than killing themselves.

No one, including you or me douchebag.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 09:39:02 PM
I make no claims to the contrary, hipster.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 09:43:20 PM
I'm a hipster.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:14:36 PM
Yes. We know.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on August 02, 2007, 10:18:52 PM
if i hear the word hipster one more time, i'm going to go ape shtein
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:20:18 PM
Here's to hoping.

Dio is a Hipster.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on August 02, 2007, 10:20:53 PM
LOL, joke is on you!  i can't hear that!1!
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:21:29 PM
The depths of my embarrassment know no bounds.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on August 02, 2007, 10:24:22 PM
7?
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:26:34 PM
If she's old enough to be seven, she's old enough to be ate.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
that may be some kind of canned line, but I've never heard it before so you get an A+
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:30:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
that may be some kind of canned line, but I've never heard it before so you get an A+

I think I just had a seizure. In my pants.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2007, 08:17:20 AM
The imagery of Dio and a 7-year-old just can't be beat, huh?
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: Feva on August 03, 2007, 08:42:44 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on August 02, 2007, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 02, 2007, 03:11:58 PM
You got someone to read a children's book written by a woman who should be cleaning fish for a living.

You rule.

Wrong.  I ruined the ending for one the toolbags who was already going to read it.

I get bonus points because he's a Mets fan.

You didn't ruin anything, dickspit.  I never thought he was going to die, anyway.  I only waited to open the thread incase there was some other stuff in here I didn't want to see until I was done.


In any event... your puss... decked.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2007, 09:58:10 AM
I ain't afraid of any man that actually loves his family.
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: SunMo on August 03, 2007, 10:02:30 AM
you boys are so cute together
Title: Re: Harry Potter doesn't die
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2007, 10:05:36 AM
Put your johnson back in your pants, sir.