So I've got a tattoo on the back of my shoulder and have been itching to get another for a very long time. The problem is that I don't just want to throw any old thing on my body and I haven't found anything that I really like.
I've been half-assedly looking for designs/ideas for something (back/arm/leg, basically any place that I can keep out of site of bosses and potential employers) and in true half-assed form, I figured I'd ask you iceholes if any of you have seen any good tattoo design sites or have any sort of talent in the area.
Aw jesus who am I kidding, none of you have any talent. Just post some pictures of cool ink, jerks.
(http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/images/alien-tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.blogonline.ru/php/media/pictures/thumbs_big/4e5877aa633e5068eb8b0d08bc35dca2525-armpit-tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/starwars-tattoos-1.jpg)
i'd pick up some tattoo magazines and check them out. also look up local tattoo places. all you have to do is go into a shop and ask to see their portfolio. i want to get a half-sleeve of an octopus. like a crazy half metallic octopus. will i ever get it? who knows...they are not cheap.
also i read in a tattoo magazine that they now have removable ink. so if at some point you wanted to remove it, you wouldn't have to go through an expensive surgery. i also read that alot of people in the business don't like it because it "takes away" from what tattooing is all about. whatever...
(http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/842/ink-8427.jpeg)
Quote from: mussa on June 08, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
i want to get a half-sleeve of an octopus. like a crazy half metallic octopus.
I'm shocked into speechlessness. I sort of want to close the thread now and pretend it never happened.
ha. let me guess you want a tribal band around your ankle. or barbed wire around your arm.
Ha. No.
Misfits
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think all you want, it's gonna look like shtein when you're old. so is the rest of you btw. my first tat I thought was the deepest most meaningful shtein ever. I was 20. used a lousy artist, and there it is. as much a part of me as my foot. farg it, it's me. second one I got in belgrade..simple flash off the pc, no meaning at all. third and largest spans from just above my elbow to top of my shoulder, say MOM on a ribbone over a heart with some birds.
all three are stupid as shtein and will look bad evenutally. like I care. I've promised the whole arm to the guy who did the mom tattoo and when that's full up, I'm moving on to other open pastures.
since it's gonna last a lifetime, make sure it's something you will never be embarrassed to show.
(http://enrico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/kevinmechtattoo_2.jpg)
Quote from: Diomedes on June 08, 2007, 03:02:29 PM
think all you want, it's gonna look like shtein when you're old. so is the rest of you btw. my first tat I thought was the deepest most meaningful shtein ever. I was 20. used a lousy artist, and there it is. as much a part of me as my foot. farg it, it's me. second one I got in belgrade..simple flash off the pc, no meaning at all. third and largest spans from just above my elbow to top of my shoulder, say MOM on a ribbone over a heart with some birds.
all three are stupid as shtein and will look bad evenutally. like I care. I've promised the whole arm to the guy who did the mom tattoo and when that's full up, I'm moving on to other open pastures.
Its stories like this that kept me from getting my sleeve 5-6 years ago. I had a good artist lined up and a cool design (my Grandfathers race car and some other meaningful shtein) but in the end I knew too many people who regretted them. I had one done 14 years ago and that'll probably be it.
Some of the 9/11 tattoo's I've seen are pretty fargin spectacular.
This one is unbelievable:
(http://www.resultsradiogroup.com/station_files/jockitems___181_1157550763.jpg)
dio is on point
old people with tattoos look like friggin idiots
Quote from: SD_Eagle on June 08, 2007, 03:32:02 PMIts stories like this that kept me from getting my sleeve 5-6 years ago.
Don't get me wrong...I love tattoos. I'm gonna have lots more ink before I die (unless I happen to die soon, of course). But let's not kid ourselves...they look zesty when you're old, just like the rest of you when you're old.
I like getting them. I like looking at them myself. That's why I do it. farg everyone else.
I'm am one of the few who can't give two shteins about tats. Everyone wants to stand out or have some meaningful shtein put on their body. WHO THE FARG CARES ABOUT WHAT'S SPECIAL TO YOU. Like I'm supposed to think you're farging cool or something.
"Oh yeah, that's pretty dope...farg, you're creative". "You're a real farging rebel".
Tatoo advocate 1: "Shut up Bionic, my mom/dad/wife/kid/dog died and they mean alot to me. You wouldn't understand"
hbionic: Yeah, I'm just going to rely on old pictures and this thing called 'my memory' to remember people and things important to me.
Tatoo advocate 1: "But what if you get Alzheimers Bionic, what then?"
hbionic: "I'm not gonna know who the farg that person tatooed on my stomach is anyways, so who the farg cares".
Tatoo advocate 2: "Eat it Bionic, you didn't serve in the armed forces like I did...we were a team, a close knit group, brothers in arms, a family"
hbionic: "Yeah, I can buy that semper fi sticker at the 7-11 if I wanted to stare at it all night"
Tatoo advocate 3: "Yeah, but you're not an asian gangster bionic"
hbionic: "Neither are farging you, so take that Dragon off"
hbionic: "Hey, how is the recovery from your third degree burns going?
Tatoo advocte 4: "I've never suffered any burns"
hbionic: "Exactly, so stop acting like you did Mr. full body art. You're gonna look stupid if you get old, but based on your life decisions so far, I wouldn't count on it."
Tatoo advocate: "hey bionic, lay off, I was drunk and I thought it was a good idea at the time...like that fat chick"
hbionic: "Winner"
THE TATS ARE ON YOUR BODIES, INKING ALL YOUR NECKZ.
Drunkmaster has the Eagles logo over his heart and a mom tattoo on his forearm. Go figure.
I'm am one of the few who can't give two shteins about tats. Everyone wants to stand out or have some meaningful shtein put on their body. WHO THE FARG CARES ABOUT WHAT'S SPECIAL TO YOU. Like I'm supposed to think you're farging cool or something.
yup
altho i will admit some look cool.....and more power to you if you want one....the whole concept of them is retarded
Quote from: NGM on June 08, 2007, 04:46:10 PM
Drunkmaster has the Eagles logo over his heart and a mom tattoo on his forearm. Go figure.
Got an Eagles tat on my calf and USMC on my right arm. Go figure.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 08, 2007, 10:39:13 PMthe whole concept of them is retarded
+10 points on the ignant scale for you
I love getting tattoos, I really don't care what other people think about it. I agree 100% with what Dio said. I only have two that I regret and that was my first and second. My first tattoo was my name in Japanese in my upper middle back. It shouldn't be too difficult to cover up if I get a back piece. My second was a tribal design on my upper left arm, it is pretty big so I guess I am stuck with it. Oh well.
My advice if you are getting a tat is make sure that it has some meaning, and research the artist that is performing the work.
if you want to get a tattoo that will last your whole life, just take the advice of someone on a message board. nothing is more meaningful than that.
I actually don't want my tat to have meaning. I just want it to look good. Meaningfulness is teh gay.
http://www.everytattoo.com
http://www.everytattoo.com/celebritytattoos.shtml
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 08, 2007, 10:39:13 PM
the whole concept of them is retarded
People believing their opinions are gospel are retarded.
Quote from: rjs246 on June 09, 2007, 12:18:56 PM
I actually don't want my tat to have meaning. I just want it to look good. Meaningfulness is teh gay.
You should get a tattoo of a seashell neckless around your neck.
(http://www.onecrazyfan.com/photos/tattoos/DSC_2266_backtat.jpg)
Wow.
I've seen that before, Demon. May have even been posted here. Akers' arms look like a child drew them. And who the farg gets a tattoo of a freaking kicker anyway? Dio, is that your back?
Despite my love for the Eagles I hate just about everything about that tattoo. The 99's look retarded and don't even fit in with the overall scheme. McNabb's left foot is missing and the Linc looks disporportioned, although that just might be the effect of dude's back fat.
(http://a359.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_3506ec7a3191b7eb2300ca996f25f34e.jpg)
ridiculous as it may sound to you, I don't regret even the stupid tattoos. they're all stupid. so are you. move on.
People believing their opinions are gospel are retarded.
people catching feelings over other peoples opinions on a message board is retarded
buck up son
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/dloucks/icee.jpg)
Yeah, that guy's pretty much everything except cool. I mean.........jeans with no belt? What a loser.
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1299/monkeybv4.jpg)
That's all class.
That's a pretty awesome tattoo.
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1103061allgier1.jpg)
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html)
He's Aryan. shtein. I'd imagine the getaway was probably pretty easy.
From FF's link above:
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816061mugs2.jpg)
Easily one of the most scary looking people I have ever seen in my life. Christ.
Looks like he took a much deserved beating
Hitler would be so proud
10 Star Wars tattoos you have to see to believe. (http://www.theforceintheflesh.com/topten/index.php) 1 NSF tattoo of Princess Leia, another possibly NSF of a storm trooper having his anal way with Captain Kirk. that is incredibly accurate.
SD submitted his light saber penis tat, but so did three thousand other douchebags, so he didn't make the cut.
http://tinyurl.com/76cxh3j
Part of my retirement plan of going to Vegas and living off speedballs and hookers until my money is all gone is to get a tattoo of a punisher skull across my entire torso.
Chrome kept throwing up the big red malware warning on just this page in the thread, so I removed a few of the older posts. Sorry about that.
edit: No, it was just the link and image Dio had up, so I edited the post to have the link go through a tinyurl.
(http://files.brobible.com/images/buzz/Tebow.jpg)
wow that's bad...
Should have gone with the German Gothic style instead.
what, the homemade Demon Dragon font doesn't grab you?
Not for religious text, no.
Comic sans, then.
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08yd8SlGb1rqivvjo1_400.jpg)
wow
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 09, 2007, 08:54:09 PM
People believing their opinions are gospel are retarded.
people catching feelings over other peoples opinions on a message board is retarded
buck up son
HA! Like you've never done exactly that!
a reply to that post has been perculating in you for five years and thats what you come up with?
Lol
The truth never gets old.
...shoulda' paid a little more attention....or maybe not....
not me
(http://i.imgur.com/edxmX.jpg)
Nice looking tat but pretty stupid location.
All tattoos are stupid.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2012, 06:59:46 PM
Nice looking tat but pretty stupid location.
Location as in on that guy?
the eagle one is dope....no chance thats really yours is it dio?
i actually just had the consult on sunday for my next one.....gonne be the city skyline with the batsignal going up behind it....but with this filling in for the batman symbol
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K18DEOZD3Ko/SkEtil44rTI/AAAAAAAADZU/F4eW4N60V6M/s400/logo.jpg)
(http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/1084/03/1084_1332280051.jpg)
lol
Man, what happened? Tebow was definitely a guy the Broncos could rely on for fifteen years, and not a guy that will bounce around the league from team to team for five or six years.
(http://i.imgur.com/nQz8F.jpg)
His interview with Microsoft or Apple should go really well.
Anyone up for a game of checkers?
i had an appointment for a tattoo today....of course because the sixers won i stayed up last night drinking to five in the morn celebratin....bad idea to say the least
so today in the chair mid tattoo i stone cold pass out...in the words of my girl "you started to drool then your eyes rolled back up in your head then i thought you died"
There's always next time. :yay
june 23 to complete the mission...hopefully the sixers are eliminated by then
I've thought about getting the city skyline with an Eagles logo built into it on my left upper arm.
if you do this jay and you want the comcast center in it make sure you say something
i told my man to leave it out cause i wanted it to look like when i grew up
but you cant just say philly skyline....cause the artist might do a google search and get an old pic...and after all comcast is the biggest bldg in the city now...so you might want it
Yeah good point...my initial thought was not to include it. I will have to find a good artist and have him draw something up with and without.
i love mine without....but at the same time its weird to not have it
is yours in color
that shtein is just off the charts wt
mine is all b&w right now....color will come later....mostly in the sixers moon.....and some highlites to bring the bldgs out
i told him i want mad yellow in the psfs
lol
keep it b&w. i have never seen a normal white person with a color tat. they are all munson types.
i already have the city teams in color......sorry buddy
i think your days of going to jewish temple are over
i have two heeb sisters....meaning two bahmitzvahs where ive made a fool of myself......l' chiam
theres an open bar at those things for a reason
i might have put an end to that
My boy has the city skyline on his back with the four team logos. It looks pretty decent. I'll see if he can send me a pic and I'll post it.
Quote from: MDS on May 21, 2012, 01:02:18 AM
lol
keep it b&w. i have never seen a normal white person with a color tat. they are all munson types.
You don't get out much do you?
I'm sure he gets out plenty. He's just unobservant, inarticulate and a slave to all of his preconceived notions about the world. You know, the perfect journalist.
colored tats = white trash. its a fact.
just because you have one doesnt mean you are white trash, its just a white trashy thing to do. but then again so is not paying when you go to the movies and i do that all the time. we all aint perfect.
This is the first I've ever heard anyone say that putting color in your ink is white trashy. I'd love to see pics of Todd's ink. Mostly because I'm curious how Spongebob and butterflies look with no color.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2012, 02:57:41 PM
This is the first I've ever heard anyone say that putting color in your ink is white trashy. I'd love to see pics of Todd's ink. Mostly because I'm curious how Spongebob and butterflies look with no color.
They look farging hardcore bro!
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2012, 02:57:41 PM
This is the first I've ever heard anyone say that putting color in your ink is white trashy. I'd love to see pics of Todd's ink. Mostly because I'm curious how Spongebob and butterflies look with no color.
im much too much of a Hoyda, and much too skinny, to get a tat
but i know what i know
Tood will have ORODENKER in old english across his back soon enough...along with a virgin mary on his chest. Live in Bville long enough and it takes hold of ya
which is practically nothing
i'd like young todd to explain how i put a rainbow on my back from shoulder blade to shoulder blade WITHOUT using color.
lol
theres always an exception to every rule jianny
Quote from: SD on May 21, 2012, 09:42:49 AM
My boy has the city skyline on his back with the four team logos. It looks pretty decent. I'll see if he can send me a pic and I'll post it.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s320x320/533458_4063688196983_1425581527_33452039_2117979353_n.jpg)
I don't get that equation?
1 winner plus 3 losers= douchebag?
white.
wait for it...
trash.
i dont know about trashy but getting three of the four teams new logos is horrific.....and im sure if the flyers changed to some minor league looking symbol he would have gotten that as well
maybe you are all just lower class or im just uppity but i see that shtein i immediately think trailer park munson
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 26, 2012, 12:51:36 AM
i dont know about trashy but getting three of the four teams new logos is horrific.....and im sure if the flyers changed to some minor league looking symbol he would have gotten that as well
He's only 25 and those are the logos he grew up with
the only tattoos that aren't trashy are your own, and you're mistaken
Quote from: Diomedes on May 26, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
the only tattoos that aren't trashy are your own
Truer words have never been spoken. Very rarely do I see a tat that I think is legit unless I'm looking in the mirror.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 26, 2012, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 26, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
the only tattoos that aren't trashy are your own
Truer words have never been spoken. Very rarely do I see a tat that I think is legit unless I'm looking in the mirror.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 26, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
... and you're mistaken
Meh... no tattoos on me. The thought of voluntarily having needles stuck in my skin to inject a foreign substance to permanently alter my appearance just doesn't appeal to me. To each his own.
new jawn i got a few months ago
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561190_4435946897254_1555265006_n.jpg)
I like it. :yay
Those light beacons kind of look like a couple pimples ready to explode.
And since you got it in color, Todd now thinks you're white trash.
jews think all non jews are white trash
that actually does prove true for my mother
(http://i.imgur.com/u4bhl.jpg)
Navy sailor? Got him a little ride from a Thai ladyboy?
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 29, 2012, 09:55:39 PM
jews think all non jews are white trash
not sure when this was mentioned but im just seeing it now
accurate as anything ever
I think IGY said it back in July.
End of July though. Maybe the 29th. Definitely late afternoon. I'm thinking sometime between 4:55 pm and 4:56 pm. It's hard to say for certain though. Just going with my gut on this one.
Also, Dio's tat is awesome. Didn't know you swing that way.
(http://8328-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/brian-dawkins-fan-tattoo.jpg)
Damn, beats my Eagles/Phillies tat.
Trying to figure out if the skank in the Vikings jersey is fargable. She's got some purple streaks in her hair and smokes Marlboro Lights, so I'm guessing she's a slut. And probably good at it. Hit.
Dig sunny's new ink.
I only have one tatt, had it done when I was 19. I figured I was done with tatt's but now I want to cover up the one on my leg. Anyone do a cover up? It's just black ink so it shouldn't be too hard. Anyone know any good artists in the area or any experience with ink?
Good tattoo artists are dime a dozen, everyone's got a guy they like.
All tattoos are stupid.
I have four. All stupid.
Will probably get a few more.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 29, 2017, 12:56:37 PM
Good tattoo artists are dime a dozen, everyone's got a guy they like.
All tattoos are stupid.
I have four. All stupid.
Will probably get a few more.
lol
Agree with all above. If I woke up one morning and this ink was gone I wouldn't bother getting a new one.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 29, 2017, 12:56:37 PM
Good tattoo artists are dime a dozen
this should be written into the constitution