For a long time the other members here have gone under the assumption that I have no heart, or at the least that it was small and black. I now have incontravertible medical proof that this is untrue. I recently underwent open heart surgery and have been informed by the surgeon two facts; 1.) I do indeed have a heart, and 2.) My heart is of normal size and color. I am feeling much better now, and assume that I was greatly missed.
You must have AIDS then
Only doucherods have bodies that give out on them.
If you did, indeed, have open heart surgery...I am glad you are well again.
I thought the punchline was gonna be "i've been posting as ______" and GF was going post a witty response along the lines of "no shtein"
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I wish I had more hands..........so I could give this thread 4 thumbs down.
Is there a filter euphemism for stillupfronts heart?
It's the least we can do.
Seriously. Hope everything is OK.
Quote from: Phanatic on May 29, 2007, 09:16:49 PM
Is there a filter euphemism for stillupfronts heart?
There will be. :)
Glad to hear you're okay.
the world would be better without you, buttpirate.
Yeah, PG it's true. I really appreciate your good wishes. Thanks to all of you who aren't a-holes.
Screw you mooseknuckle!
Quote from: stalker on May 31, 2007, 01:50:34 PM
Thanks to all of you who aren't a-holes.
Exactly who are you thanking then? Because pretty much everyone here is an icehole. Except russell. He's a jerk.
Oh, man...I had him mis-filed. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
So whats worse, a jerk or an a-hole?
Also Stalker, I hope you can still eat fatty foods like bacon. Because if I couldn't eat bacon I would have told the doctors to just leave me under permanently.
There's always turkey bacon?
Good to hear you're still alive STU. :yay
Quote from: NGM on May 31, 2007, 05:01:57 PM
So whats worse, a jerk or an a-hole?
Also Stalker, I hope you can still eat fatty foods like bacon. Because if I couldn't eat bacon I would have told the doctors to just leave me under permanently.
Cheesesteaks, porkroll, bacon, Italian hotdogs are all forever banished. I am dying for something nasty! My oldest son called my surgery a quadruple cheesesteak bypass. I would have preferred the cheesesteak catheterization but that did not work out.
All kidding aside, glad you're OK. I pray that your recovery goes well.
:puke
:-D @ Dio
I guess it's cool that the jackass isn't dead or anything but just because he had a life threating operation or whatever still doesn't change the fact that he was and probably still is a flamming douchebag. Congrats on not being dead and all but the next time you go under the knife try holding out your hands and see if the docs won't at least do the rest of us the courtesy of taking your fingers. Be a team player just one farging time, mmkay champ?
Quote from: Diomedes on June 01, 2007, 06:29:24 PM
:puke
Anything less and I would have lost all respect for you.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 01, 2007, 07:37:58 PMI'd do the same for you, my friend.
leave me out of your god worship, sucker
Quote from: stalker on June 01, 2007, 07:58:24 PMAnything less and I would have lost all respect for you.
stilloncrack respeck him sum
Dio!
Quote from: Diomedes on June 01, 2007, 08:04:07 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 01, 2007, 07:37:58 PMI'd do the same for you, my friend.
leave me out of your god worship, sucker
Quote from: stalker on June 01, 2007, 07:58:24 PMAnything less and I would have lost all respect for you.
stilloncrack respeck him sum Dio!
Only because you have the courage of your convictions. All of your opinions are wrong, but you really seem to believe in them.