Best advice I ever got from my First Sergeant was "You're only as old as the girl you're feeling. Stay young."
What other advice has helped shape you into the man (or, in PG's case, midget) you are today?
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Life is what happens when you're waiting for your life to start.
No old man ever looks back on his life and thinks, I'm glad I worked late, I'm glad I commuted 20 hours a week, or I'm glad I passed up the chance to farg that woman.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Put toilet paper in the bowl before crapping to prevent splashback.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 26, 2007, 10:24:10 AM
Put toilet paper in the bowl before crapping to prevent splashback.
So, if you're following Sheryl Crow's advice... you'd then have nothing left with which to wipe!
never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
Stop bitchin.
Go ahead and restart your computer. If that doesn't work, turn off your modem. Unplug the DSL, Ethernet and Adapter plug. Wait 10 seconds and plug them back in. Then turn the modem back on.
Don't eat yellow snow.
You don't shtein where you eat. And you REALLY don't shtein where I eat.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
If you can't get yourself a 10... the least you can do is farg five 2's.
Women don't think like normal people.... No shtein.
Its easy to be a friend when times are good. When times turn bad you find out who your true friends are.
95% of life is showing up....be where you're supposed to be when you're supposed to be there and the rest will take care of itself.
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies.
"A penny saved is a penny earned. But a dollar well spent puts 2 titties in my face" - Me
:-D @ Sarge.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields.
act like wherever you are, that's the place to be
Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to shoot.
Quote from: PPinDC on May 29, 2007, 09:49:18 AM
Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to shoot.
Reciting weapons conditions. For shame.
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.
"Too many chefs, or cooks I should say, actually spoil the broth as well as the soup over there." -- Sarge Matthews
My dad on marriage:
"Find some woman you hate, give her half your money and a house, and call it even."
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.
Amen.
Quote from: Father Demon on May 29, 2007, 04:43:48 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.
Amen.
Thanks I needed that actually
Sounds like someones having girl trouble
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.
that line is tantamount to the proverbial sour grapes.
p.s. I first heard it as "...sick and tired of her farging shtein."
that may be it. i saw it written on the bathroom wall at the rathskellar at penn state.
sour grapes or not, it's a great line I use often to make myself feel better about not getting to farg the hot little teases of summer