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Title: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 12:00:56 PM
Moral dilemma for the masses:

A wallet is found in the woods, containing $16 in cash, 2 credit cards, a driver's license, and a parole card.  The guy served a 7 year sentence for 2nd degree burglary, and is now on parole (thanks, Google).  He is also Muslim (Abdul Hussein, but has several different aliases).  Recently, a terrorist cell was broken up in the town where the wallet has been found, and there have been specific threats against a "leading news agency" technology center located near the wallet.  The person that found the wallet works in said tech center.

The question.  Should he:
a) call the guy, and give him everything back
b) call the guy, and give him his wallet less the cash
c) keep the cash and toss the wallet
d) call the cops, and turn it in and let them deal with it
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: DH on May 23, 2007, 12:08:51 PM
Call him, and arrange a place to give him back his property.

When he arrives, beat him unmercifully with a tire iron.

Go home.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 12:11:55 PM
Buy 16 dollars worth of lottery tickets with the cash.  Spend all the available dough on the credit cards buying shtein that will raise red flags on terrorist watch lists.  Then rape a hooker and leave the license & parole card at the scene of the crime.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: ice grillin you on May 23, 2007, 12:20:47 PM
e. bomb the middle east into a sheet of glass
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Stallworth Supporter on May 23, 2007, 12:29:14 PM
Run cuz now there is a Jihad on yo ass!
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: phattymatty on May 23, 2007, 12:35:09 PM
i bet one of his aliases is aneed apupi.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 12:39:39 PM
All very informative input and ideas.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 23, 2007, 12:42:54 PM
Take the money, call Jack Bauer
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 12:47:15 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 23, 2007, 12:42:54 PM
Take the money, call Jack Bauer

Chuck Norris would beat Jack Bauer to death with his left pinky.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: DH on May 23, 2007, 12:48:04 PM
Or with that extra fist he has under his beard.

Crafty farger.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 23, 2007, 01:10:06 PM
The correct answer is D.

Even a moneylover like myself (and I do love me some money, dammit) knows that $16 isn't enough to bother stealing.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: mussa on May 23, 2007, 01:18:11 PM
D man, if all the above is correct than yes, take it to the police ASAP
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 23, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
A combo of C and D.  Keep the money then call the cops. 
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 01:53:11 PM
I've recommended D to him.  No reason to steal, and I wouldn't want to deal with the felon muslim.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Zanshin on May 23, 2007, 02:21:32 PM
D.  Easy.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: MURP on May 23, 2007, 02:40:03 PM
D
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 02:43:40 PM
F
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 03:46:36 PM
I was on thesaurus.com a while ago and noticed this:

http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/ethical

http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/moral


Look at the first word that is used as a synonym for the words, "moral" and "ethical."

WTF?

Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 04:13:12 PM
I agree..   that is some kind of farged up.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 23, 2007, 04:23:20 PM
Ha! 
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 04:42:25 PM
also on that same page:

Antonyms:     atheistic, irreverent



I guess atheists can not be ethical?
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Wingspan on May 23, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
There's a simple explanation for that. It's the capital letter. Any proper, or capitalized word comes before lowercase in any alphabetized list in the writing style used by the website.

OMGWTF
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 23, 2007, 06:49:45 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 23, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
There's a simple explanation for that. It's the capital letter. Any proper, or capitalized word comes before lowercase in any alphabetized list in the writing style used by the website.

OMGWTF

Regardless of whether it's the first word listed or not, the fact that Christian is considered synonomous with ethical and moral is hilarious when you consider all of the damage, death and destruction that has taken place over the last 2000 years in the name of christianity. 
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Father Demon on May 23, 2007, 08:50:18 PM
and even more specifically, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and other assorted religions were not included in the list.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Wingspan on May 23, 2007, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 23, 2007, 06:49:45 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 23, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
There's a simple explanation for that. It's the capital letter. Any proper, or capitalized word comes before lowercase in any alphabetized list in the writing style used by the website.

OMGWTF

Regardless of whether it's the first word listed or not, the fact that Christian is considered synonomous with ethical and moral is hilarious when you consider all of the damage, death and destruction that has taken place over the last 2000 years in the name of christianity. 

Sorry...I don't care all that much.
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Diomedes on May 23, 2007, 09:30:27 PM
of course you don't care...you're on the winning side so far, and don't think about anyone other than yourself

congrats on that
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: MadMarchHare on May 23, 2007, 10:29:15 PM
Well, the silver lining is that Jews, Muslims, Hindus etc weren't on the antonym list..... :paranoid
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Diomedes on May 23, 2007, 10:33:54 PM
i'm proud to have been listed as an antonym to Christian
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:38:49 PM
That shtein makes me sick. More people have died in the name of religion than any other 'cause' and somehow some anonymous and useless internet site says that being a christian is moral while being an atheist is immoral.

Wait, I just talked myself out of being sick. Hooray for teh internets!
Title: Re: Moral Dilemma
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 11:47:02 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 23, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
There's a simple explanation for that. It's the capital letter. Any proper, or capitalized word comes before lowercase in any alphabetized list in the writing style used by the website.

OMGWTF

The point was it didn't belong there at all.