You may have played this before. Well, I figured it can be an ongoing thread.
The rules are simple:
1. 3 persons (usually women considering the predominantly hetero male :CF population) are named.
2. Respondents have to choose 1 to farg, 1 to marry, and 1 to kill.
It's easier when all 3 are hot. But much more challenging when they're not.
I'll start with an example of each...
Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Halle Berry - F, M, or K? (You really have to choose to kill one. That sucks.)
Judy Dench, Barbara Bush, Rosie O'Donnell - F, M, or K? (Sorry, can't kill all 3. Agh.)
Oh, and my answers:
M Biel, F Alba, K Berry
M O'Donnell (she wouldn't want to farg me and she has money), F Bush, K Dench
F Jessica Alba, M Jessica Biel, K Halle Berry.
F Barbara Bush, M Rosie O'Donnell, K Judy Dench
I choose to farg Alba because she's obviously hot; marry Biel because I want to hit that shtein night after night; and kill Halle Berry only because she is older than the other two and will decline faster.
F Bush just to say I hit the first lady, Marry Rosie because I'd never see her dyke ass and then I can take her cash and kill Judy Dench because, well, just because.
Here's one:
Rosalyn Sanchez, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Eva Mendes - F, M, or K?
F Roselyn Sanchez cuz she's slut hot, M Eva Mendes cuz she's beautiful and seems hotter than Sanchez and K Sigler for not showing us her tits all these years we endured the Sopranos.
Marry Alba because she's a goddess
Farg Biel because I have a dong
Kill Berry because she's crazy
Marry Judy Dench because it beats the hell out of the other three
farg Bush because her clit is old a nice
Kill Rosie because its the right thing to do
Marry Eva Mendes obviously
farg Sigler because yea
Kill Sanchez because the other two are better
Here you go: Mary Todd Lincoln, Susan B. Anthony, Condi Rice
Kill all you bastiches who choose to kill Halle Berry.
F - Jessica Alba
M - Halle Berry
K - Jessica Biel (That's a tough kill. Damn, that body.)
F - Judy Densch
M - Barbara Bush (She's about to keel over at any minute making me a very happy widower.)
K - Rosie O'Donnell (There should be no other option.)
F - Rosalyn Sanchez
M - Eva Mendez
K - Jamie Lynn Sigler (Sorry... she just doesn't compare to the other two.)
F - Condi Rice (I'm not farging no dead chicks so I guess Condi's the best choice.)
M - Susan B. Anthony (I'd already be a widower.)
K - Mary Todd Lincoln (Already done.)
Gabrielle Union (http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050831/11/1535705771.jpg), Megan Goode (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/91159633_f12f7ae809.jpg?v=0), or Christina Milian (http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/christina-milian/pictures/christina-milian-picture-1.jpg)?
Pressley Maddox (google that) , Allison Stokke (see IGYs thread) , Hilary Clinton (no explanation needed)
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 07, 2007, 10:47:13 PM
Rosalyn Sanchez, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Eva Mendes - F, M, or K?
F Sanchez - hot as shtein, but not as rich as...
M Mendes - hot, loaded, talented - WIN
K Sigler/Discala/whatever - career already declining, damaged goods, meh
Quote from: MDS on May 08, 2007, 01:37:09 AM
Here you go: Mary Todd Lincoln, Susan B. Anthony, Condi Rice
F Susan B - take that, bitch!
M Condi - powerful, semi-ok-looking, sure
K Lincoln
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 08, 2007, 07:50:18 AM
Pressley Maddox (google that) , Allison Stokke (see IGYs thread) , Hilary Clinton (no explanation needed)
That's the easiest one ever.
F Maddox - I don't want to MARRY a pr0n star
M Stokke - She's fit. She's hot. She's young.
K Hillary - Duh.
Famous Skanks:
Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears
Yep... you gotta marry one of 'em...
Quote from: Father Demon on May 08, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
Famous Skanks:
Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears
Yep... you gotta marry one of 'em...
F Paris Hilton-Braggin Rights, plus possible video rights
M Lindsey Lohan-What RJS said, plus if i get her plumped up just a bit, she was great looking
K Fat Brittany-Fat Brittany
Easy:
M, Hilton. Slut + ungodly wealth = acceptible.
F, Lohan. Valderama claims that either she or Mandy Moore enjoys teh anal. Giving me a 50/50 shot.
K, Brittany. Dude, she's got kids. Who needs that shtein?
Have at it boys.
Freddie-
Freddie's wife-
Monica Bellucci-
M - Hilton. Money is honey.
F - Spears. Bragging rights.
K - Lohan. No need for her. Never understood the interest.
Quote from: Father Demon on May 08, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears
M Hilton - cha ching
F Lohan - Close call here, but I have a good friend that's been obsessed with her for a while, so telling him would make it all worth it.
K Spears - She peaked at 16.
Quote from: hbionic on May 08, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
Have at it boys.
Freddie-
Freddie's wife-
Monica Bellucci-
You're super, but obviously...
F Freddie - I do this often anyway.
M Freddie's wife - Obviously
K Monica Bellucci - Oh well.
And let me answer for everyone else on the board as well:
F my wife
M Bellucci
K me
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 08, 2007, 01:32:54 PM
And let me answer for everyone else on the board as well:
:-D
here's mine:
Rosie O'Donnell's corpse (ah, you can't kill her)
RJS
Roseanne Barr
F Roseanne (she'd pretty much have to give good brain, right? VOMITMcNabbVOMIT)
M O'Donnell's corpse (this is a no-brainer... not only don't you have to farg her, but you're about to get a lot of money, and you don't have to listen to her talk to get it)
K rjs
Rosie's dead, she has no money. her estate went to her adopted kids' therapy.
My answer still stands. I'm not a necrophiliac or a homosexual, so my hands are tied here.
I know how to lay the pipe. Trust me.
and how...
Annoying TV host edition:
Tyra Banks
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Kelly Ripa
1. The pregnant woman in The Road who roasted her own newborn on a spit.
2. Anna Nicole Smith's decomposing corpse.
3. Joan Lunden.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 08, 2007, 04:29:19 PM
Annoying TV host edition:
Tyra Banks
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Kelly Ripa
Too easy...
F: Tyra Banks
M: Kelly Ripa
K: The View Nazi
F, M or K?
(http://eresfeo.com/images/Fat_women.jpg)
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/Transvestite.jpg)
(http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/081202/TWINS.jpg)
Posting photos of your conquests isn't permitted, chuggie.
marry the fatty - she obviously can cook
kill the fruit
bang the girl twin
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on May 08, 2007, 04:30:38 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 08, 2007, 04:29:19 PM
Annoying TV host edition:
Tyra Banks
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Kelly Ripa
Too easy...
F: Tyra Banks
M: Kelly Ripa
K: The View Nazi
Meh, her politics/opinions don't matter...
F Elisabeth (wanted to hit that since the only season of Survivor I actually watched)
M Banks (Duh. By far the most loaded of the 3 now, and the hottest, even if she's annoying as shtein.)
K Ripa (You gotta believe that box is torn to shreds with all the childrens she has)
Harvey Keitel
Powers Booth
Dakota Fanning
Quote from: SunMo on May 08, 2007, 04:33:38 PM
marry the fatty - she obviously can cook
kill the fruit
bang the girl twin
Ha! A+. Post of the week!