YAY! As his former sponser see YA, you bow tie wearing non playing motherfarger!!
http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story/10033511 (http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story/10033511)
<-------Truly, honestly, doing an air-banjo!!!!!
link (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=68189)
damnit, i wanted to be the one to bring joy to the masses...
:'(
Bye
Defensive coordinator Jim Johnson said on Sunday that second-year linebacker Chris Gocong is currently No. 1 on the depth chart on the strongside. On Monday, the Eagles released veteran linebacker Dhani Jones
Short comment on PE.......
Quote from: SunMo on April 30, 2007, 01:02:36 PM
damnit, i wanted to be the one to bring joy to the masses...
:'(
I was dumb enough to sponser him back in the day. Pleasure's all mine...
(http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/storyimages/dhani.jpg)
Change! Can I get some change?!
What was going to be his cap hit for this season?
Quote from: hbionic on April 30, 2007, 01:07:42 PM
What was going to be his cap hit for this season?
They still have 3 windsor knots left this season.
Yes, i know a windsor is for neckties...shove it
Yeah, but windor knots ARE for bowties! :D
I have the quick edit skills...
So Happy, if they did this during the draft i'd give them a C
Shouldn't this go in the "Good Riddance" thread?
This was the solid PR move they needed after the draft ;-).
did a google image search for dhani & look what came up.
(http://www.blackgayblogger.com/images/dhani_jones02.jpg)
peep the url.
See ya.
No more needs to be said.
Finally some good news.
Quote from: hunt on April 30, 2007, 01:39:27 PM
did a google image search for dhani
*cough*bullshtein*cough*
I wonder, didnt they say some eagle was Fruity and possibly thinking about coming out?
oh glorious day!
Quote from: hbionic on April 30, 2007, 01:43:39 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 30, 2007, 01:39:27 PM
did a google image search for dhani
*cough*bullshtein*cough*
okay, you caught me.
btw, looooove the sig pic. ooo-gah!
good fuggin ridance
I can't wait to see Gocong, Tank Daniels, and Bradley get in the mix and compete there.
Addition by subtraction
Best move of the offseason.
Good.
He'll be in the next documentary about air guitar competitions. Bye Dhani.
Nice to read those three words.
I don't understand how anyone can be this excited about him being let go. Yes he sucked, but what the farg are they replacing him with? Who knows?! These guys could be identical to Dhani, slightly better, much better or worse. We don't have any farging idea. It's irrational to be elated about diving headlong into the unknown. On top of that they couldn't even get a measley second day draft pick in 2009 for him. You all need to get your heads screwed on straight. There's nothing exciting about this.
Addition by subtraction, rjs. Nothing more complex about the situation than that.
Jones is awful. He's awful like Abba music or generic peanut butter is awful. That's reason enough to celebrate even if the alternatives are unknown at this point.
Spikes can play SAM if Gocong or Bradley don't work out. Trotter in the middle, Gaither replaces him if he gets injured or sucks ass, McCoy plays WIL. There was simply no room for D'hani.
Anyone with a brain knows that there is not such thing as addition by subtraction. It's an annoying catch phrase that people use when they desperately hope that the unknown future is better than the inadequate present.
are you having a laugh?
is he having a laugh?
Quote from: rjs246 on April 30, 2007, 08:12:02 PM
Anyone with a brain knows that there is not such thing as addition by subtraction. It's an annoying catch phrase that people use when they desperately hope that the unknown future is better than the inadequate present.
I'll take my chances with the unknown future than the inadequate present. You can stay pissy because they cut D'hani. He couldn't tackle, couldn't blitz, couldn't cover, made zero plays.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 30, 2007, 08:12:02 PM
Anyone with a brain...
Come on, sweetie. You can do better than hurl lame insults like that. I give you Abba & generic peanut butter comparisons and you give me anyone with a brain?
Awful.
Just trying to keep it simple for the cheap seats.
And believe me, I'm not pissy about them getting rid of Dhani. I'm pissy about them not adequately replacing him.
(And generic peanut butter and abba examples basically scream "I AM A MIDDLE AGED FATHER!!" I didn't feel the need to 'try to keep up...')
Addition by subtraction, rjs.
this is not true until the guy you subtract is replaced by a guy who is better
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 30, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Addition by subtraction, rjs.
this is not true until the guy you subtract is replaced by a guy who is better
Can I borrow your O_RLY gif for a second? Thanks in advance.
addition by subtaction your face, your mom1
^ Middle-aged father.
Dhani sucked. Therefore, it is good that he is no longer on the team.
I've figured it out! They drafted Kolb to free up McNabb to play linebacker!
Defensive problems solved. :yay
Zero minus zero equals zero. Zero minus zero plus -N equals -N.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 30, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Addition by subtraction, rjs.
this is not true until the guy you subtract is replaced by a guy who is better
Gocong's better. I have proof from the future.
Great news.
Now I hope he gets hit by a train.
I hear they're bringing in Kirkland for a tryout to take over Dhani's spot.
SAM will be an absolute wreck most likely and that will force them to actually do something about the position. Sometimes ya gotta get worse to get better.
Quote from: Phanatic on May 01, 2007, 10:16:25 AM
SAM will be an absolute wreck most likely and that will force them to actually do something about the position. Sometimes ya gotta get worse to get better.
Now this makes sense. Thank you for having a clear head about this.
let me just start this chant...
hip, hip.....hooray!!!...hip hip.....
whoray!!!!
Dhani announced on NFL Network that he signed with the Saints
The Saints are building their line backer core out of guys the Eagles cast off? Huh?
Oh, here's that news I was looking for on the previous thread LOL :paranoid
Quote from: Phanatic on July 05, 2007, 11:58:24 PM
The Saints are building their line backer core out of guys the Eagles cast off? Huh?
If only they'd do the same with their receivers.
[Reid]Yah, blame the recievers..yea![/Reid]
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j141/ECKoolAid/lolsports/djones_essence.jpg)
From the makers of lolcats comes lolbackers.
QuotePOSTED 7:12 p.m. EDT, August 31, 2007
SAINTS DUMP DHANI
A league source has advised us that the New Orleans Saints have terminated the contract of linebacker Dhani Jones.
Jones, who previously played with the Giants and the Eagles, signed with the Saints earlier in the summer.
The seven-year veteran will not be required to pass through waivers, and can sign right away with any other team.
Other players released by the Saints on Friday include tackle Ben Archibald, receiver Derrick Doyle, center Brian Ferentz, tight end Ronnie Ghent, DT Rodney Leisle, OT Rob Pettiti, DE Scott Scharff, and DT Brandon Villareal.
Does Gocong's play make anyone......uh......slightly hate Dhani less?
Maybe just a smidge.
Quote from: PPinDC on August 31, 2007, 08:10:32 PM
QuotePOSTED 7:12 p.m. EDT, August 31, 2007
SAINTS DUMP DHANI
A league source has advised us that the New Orleans Saints have terminated the contract of linebacker Dhani Jones.
Jones, who previously played with the Giants and the Eagles, signed with the Saints earlier in the summer.
The seven-year veteran will not be required to pass through waivers, and can sign right away with any other team.
Other players released by the Saints on Friday include tackle Ben Archibald, receiver Derrick Doyle, center Brian Ferentz, tight end Ronnie Ghent, DT Rodney Leisle, OT Rob Pettiti, DE Scott Scharff, and DT Brandon Villareal.
Does Gocong's play make anyone......uh......slightly hate Dhani less?
no
What's Gacong's celebration dance. Is it better then the guitar strum? Has to be...
How about no farging celebration dance. It's the NFL not the WWF. How about get back on your side of the field and act like a goddamned professional? Jesus farging christ I hate athletes.
i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports? it seems like everything you hate about society.
it's a question I struggle with too
haha
In order to help the Eagles suspect run defense, I think they should sacrifice Dhani Jones as part of the opening home pregame celebration. I got the idea after reading a news story:
KATHMANDU - Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.
Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due to the problem.
The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft Sunday at Nepal's only international airport in Kathmandu .
- They could be on to something here and I genuinely feel sacrificing Jones at midfield would be better than fly-overs, Stallone, McNabb play clips etc. Also it would help to boost MNF's sagging ratings.
can we sacrafice the phillies?
I thought about this too, but the problem is that the Phillies have a players union that would object. Jones on the other hand is out of the league so I doubt the NFLPA would care. In fact they probably didn't like having to badmouth Michael Vick and might endorse him as the Sacrifice Emcee.
The feel-good fluff piece on Gocong on PE.com is enough to make anyone lose his lunch.
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2007, 12:17:17 PM
i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?
he doesnt
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2007, 12:17:17 PM
i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports? it seems like everything you hate about society.
The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 06, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.
Speaking of which... How do you get a retard to kill himself?
Hand him a knife, and ask him, "Who's special?"
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 06, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2007, 12:17:17 PM
i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports? it seems like everything you hate about society.
The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.
I'd love to see a breakout of all the users into those categories. Sounds like fun.
Quote from: Father Demon on September 06, 2007, 11:33:43 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 06, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2007, 12:17:17 PM
i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports? it seems like everything you hate about society.
The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.
I'd love to see a breakout of all the users into those categories. Sounds like fun.
I represent the degenerate alliance. Our flag will have a pre-teen girl & a ball gag on it.
I'd say I fall into most. Especially with my love me dudebutts.
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 06, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.
You forgot Southerners.
he said racists
i guess i am one of the retards :(
Quote from: SunMo on September 06, 2007, 12:50:43 PM
he said racists
(http://www.hoehandle.com/images/pics/rebel-flag-bikini%20copy.jpg)
Ummm... :sly :paranoid
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2007, 12:26:58 PM
I'd say I fall into most. Especially with my love of albino dudebutts.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 06, 2007, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 06, 2007, 12:50:43 PM
he said racists
(http://www.hoehandle.com/images/pics/rebel-flag-bikini%20copy.jpg)
How does posting a pic of a tranny in a bikini change the image of ya'll down south? You could almost see here schween hanging out. :P
Why do you think I posted "UMMM..." after it?
Plus I think he/she might have tinkled a bit before that photo was taken and don't for a second act like that doesn't turn you on.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 06, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Why do you think I posted "UMMM..." after it?
Plus I think he/she might have tinkled a bit before that photo was taken and don't for a second act like that doesn't turn you on.
Sorry, I'm very sensitive to being deceived by trannys. Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me..fool me 3 times, you get a face full of tranny spooge.
fool me 4 times....
None of you are fooling anyone.
Tranny racist loving taterskins fans, all of you.