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Title: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Father Demon on April 27, 2007, 09:11:47 AM
Haven't done this in a long time....


(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070426/070426_StevenHawkinsZeroG_hmed_6p.h2.jpg)
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Diomedes on April 27, 2007, 09:13:53 AM
Hawking d\/\/nS Newton
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Father Demon on April 27, 2007, 09:18:30 AM
What's that vegetable floating near the apple?
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: ice grillin you on April 27, 2007, 09:20:15 AM
the hardest part about eating vegetables is the wheelchair
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Father Demon on April 27, 2007, 09:36:57 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 27, 2007, 09:20:15 AM
the hardest part about eating vegetables is the wheelchair

One of my Top 10 Jokes of all time.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on April 27, 2007, 10:19:12 AM
From another angle:

(http://www.comcast.net/data/br/2007/04/26/br-65157.jpg)

Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: rjs246 on April 27, 2007, 11:20:10 AM
He looks like Hugh Hefner's skeleton.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: mussa on April 27, 2007, 11:24:11 AM
 :-D :-D
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 27, 2007, 11:38:17 AM
"The Eagles work out a new WR prospect."

Go team.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: SunMo on April 27, 2007, 11:47:28 AM
Playing the new game sweeping the nation...Spin The Family Burden
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
"I just shat on that chicks face behind me...oops"
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Yeti on April 27, 2007, 11:56:21 AM
"When I think about you I touch myself..."
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: hbionic on April 27, 2007, 12:03:38 PM
The fun began when they called in 'the girl' to stick a finger up the floatees ass.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: phattymatty on April 27, 2007, 12:06:59 PM
how is that dude floating when all of the other 3 are firmly planted on the ground?
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: hbionic on April 27, 2007, 12:13:45 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 27, 2007, 12:06:59 PM
how is that dude floating when all of the other 3 are firmly planted on the ground?

Kinda like scuba divers, but the other three have a 30-lbs. iron dildo up their asses. They guy on the left is trying to pry the guy's legs open so home chick back there can penetrate. The other one is just gay.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on April 27, 2007, 12:50:01 PM
"Today...I consider myself..."
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 27, 2007, 01:00:16 PM
I know its caption this, but Good for Hawking.  He's very close to dying, to get the chance to experience Zero G had to be a great experience. 
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: MURP on April 27, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
I am in ur spaceships, filling me colostomy bag.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2007, 01:07:44 PM
Quote from: MURP on April 27, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
I am in ur spaceships, filling me colostomy bag.

:-D

winner
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: mussa on April 27, 2007, 01:08:26 PM
Michael Jackson in 20 years
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Wingspan on April 27, 2007, 01:36:53 PM
Quote from: MURP on April 27, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
I am in ur spaceships, filling me colostomy bag.

:-D
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: mussa on April 27, 2007, 03:43:30 PM
Im in your zero gravity, gnawling on me feed tube
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2007, 01:42:30 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 27, 2007, 09:11:47 AM
(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070426/070426_StevenHawkinsZeroG_hmed_6p.h2.jpg)

He's experienced zero gravity and wears a diaper but at least we know he won't be travelling across to country to kill a rival lover. 
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2007, 01:46:25 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2007, 01:42:30 AM
He's experienced zero gravity and wears a diaper but at least we know he won't be travelling across to country to kill a rival lover. 

That's not even unfunny enough to be funny in a sad way.  It's just awful on every level.


I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Title: Re: 'Caption This' Friday
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2007, 01:53:54 AM
Christ, if you're going to quote Billy Madison at least use the whole farging quote as I think it would still apply.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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