My dog died today. It never matters until your own family is affected.
Sucks ass. Dogs should live longer (not the annoying ones that eat up furniture)...but the loyal ones that would die protecting you.
I care.
Were you feeding him Walmart dog food?
Sorry bro.
very sorry!
Sorry to hear that Chuggie.
Quote from: Diomedes on March 19, 2007, 03:38:13 PM
Sorry bro.
Your fake sympathy in this sympathy pile-on thread sickens me. Next you'll be saying how you're trying your damnedest to pray his dog's soul from purgatory to heaven.
Oh snap!! I got told!
Quote from: Diomedes on March 19, 2007, 03:47:33 PM
Oh snap!! I got violated by a pack of gypsy midgets!
dog AIDS, all of you
Quote from: Yeti on March 19, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
Were you feeding him Walmart dog food?
No, never had canned food, always had the dry and we added water. I think though his appetite killed him. He had a bloated stomach when he was found.
Thanks everyone else for your internet sympathy.
Quote from: SunMo on March 19, 2007, 04:01:04 PM
dog AIDS, all of you
My mom had a cat that died of teh Cat AIDS.
Yes. My mom's Hoyda had AIDS.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 04:04:27 PM
Yes. My mom's Hoyda had AIDS.
Great. NOW you tell us. Half of :CF probably has teh ninja because of her.
WTF is going on :-D
Sorry hb, lost mine a few years ago after 16 years. My Pop always says you shouldn't have anything that won't outlive you. Strange but low risk POV.
I remember a story about a guy who thought his dog might be just in a coma. So he took it to the Vet, and the Vet brought in a Black Labrador to sniff the deceased dog. It stop wagging its tail, and looked at the ground sadly. The Doc then brought in a Cat, who did the same thing. The dog was dead, but the guy got stuck with a $500 bill. Apparently all the Lab tests and Cat scans really add up. :(
Take care.
Quote from: Reidme on March 19, 2007, 04:10:05 PM
Apparently all the Lab tests and Cat scans really add up.
What a delightful pun!
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 19, 2007, 04:11:26 PM
What a delightful pun!
Of course, we're trying to get the poor guy to forget about his dog being dead.
Sorry, h.. as i said in the dog food thread, I lost mine about a month ago. We got her 4 months after we were married. I told my wife now that the dog has died, it's time for her to split. She's not buying it though. Even when I used the "It's natures's way of telling us" arguement.
Quote from: Father Demon on March 19, 2007, 04:17:26 PM
Sorry, h.. as i said in the dog food thread, I lost mine about a month ago. We got her 4 months after we were married. I told my wife now that the dog has died, it's time for her to split. She's not buying it though. Even when I used the "It's natures's way of telling us" arguement.
Just keep spreading peanut butter on your sack and tell the wife now that Fido is gone, it's her job to lick it off. She'll either comply or leave. Either way, you win.
unless she bites
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 04:20:11 PM
Just keep spreading peanut butter on your sack and tell the wife now that Fido is gone, it's her job to lick it off.
It's peanut butter on your OWN sack. I always wondered why the dog layed on his back everytime I was in the kitchen.
Damn. Still can't believe Sarge's moms Hoyda has AIDs.