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Title: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 14, 2007, 12:00:19 PM
Anyone got plans? 

I've got my Cabbage, Potatoes, and Cornbeef ready.  Saturday the wife and are going to the Parade in Wilmington,de.  Going to St Peters church for $10 mugs all you can drink!  :sly
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: ice grillin you on March 14, 2007, 12:13:55 PM
at the bar all weekend to watch the tournament

not really into st pattys day so much as it filled with douchbag whipper snappers trying to show off their drinking prowess...kind of like a mini new years but almost worse
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 14, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
Yup, that was my only hesitation going to the drinkfest.  I drink often :paranoid , but all the people who go out boozing St P's day are amateurs
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: rjs246 on March 14, 2007, 12:21:37 PM
Any holiday that revolves around drinking is fine with me. People who 'show off' how much they can drink are idiots, but that isn't going to stop me from doing what I do best.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: ice grillin you on March 14, 2007, 12:26:12 PM
it wont stop me but its an annoyance factor that i wish i didnt have to deal with...unfortunately the local bar i go to has a "st pattys day weekend" with specials and celebratuions fri sat and sun so i gotta deal with that madness all weekend not just on st pattys day
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: mussa on March 14, 2007, 12:27:01 PM
Gonna be in upstate PA with the woman and her niece and husband at some lodge all weekend. There is a pub in the lodge, so I am assuming I'll be in the Pub somewhere around 60 hrs this weekend. I just hope they have decent beer on tap.  :yay
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: methdeez on March 14, 2007, 01:26:39 PM
I am actually having my bachelor party this weekend, on St. Patty's day.
itinerary is this:
Shoot guns in the morning
Bet on horses in afternoon
Shady K-town Steak house in evening
Shuttle bus takes around Hollywood bars at night.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: mussa on March 14, 2007, 03:54:26 PM
i got a bachelor party next weekend. me and my boys couldn't fathom mixing both occasions on one weekend. we'd rather get smashed for st. patty's and smashed the following weekend for the bachelor party. boo on you for not taking advantage of that. shooting guns though makes up for it somewhat
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: phattymatty on March 14, 2007, 03:56:06 PM
st. pattys is my birthday.  i haven't remembered anything past noon for about 10 years now.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 14, 2007, 04:05:35 PM
Oblivion.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 14, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 14, 2007, 03:56:06 PM
st. pattys is my birthday.

excuses to get shteinfaced galore!
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Zanshin on March 14, 2007, 04:44:10 PM
I'll be having birthday cake for my kid.  Getting loaded probably isn't on the list of party games.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 14, 2007, 07:10:39 PM
ummm.... putting together the crib?  :paranoid
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: dis12 on March 14, 2007, 07:13:26 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 14, 2007, 12:00:19 PM
Anyone got plans? 

I've got my Cabbage, Potatoes, and Cornbeef ready.  Saturday the wife and are going to the Parade in Wilmington,de.  Going to St Peters church for $10 mugs all you can drink!  :sly
what is this world coming to?  getting shteinfaced at the church! 
actually, not a bad idea -  get shteinfaced, farg some chick (who also went for $10 all-u-can drink beer), then go confess. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 14, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
why not rename this holiday "get extreamly drunk and take 5 years off your life day" and stop the nonsense of "st. patrick" or whoever that fairy boy alter boy was.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 14, 2007, 10:08:36 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 14, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
why not rename this holiday "get extreamly drunk and take 5 years off your life day" and stop the nonsense of "st. patrick" or whoever that fairy boy alter boy was.


I know that you don't care, but... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Patrick)
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 14, 2007, 10:18:53 PM
A link that works would help, Mr. teacher.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 14, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 14, 2007, 10:18:53 PM
A link that works would help, Mr. teacher.

Fixed the link, lazy lummox.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on March 14, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
I can't celebrate St. Patty's Day for the second straight year.  I have to go out Sunday morning and be part of Op4(dressing like Haji and shooting American soldiers.)
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 17, 2007, 10:11:45 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 14, 2007, 03:56:06 PM
st. pattys is my birthday.  i haven't remembered anything past noon for about 10 years now.

Happy birthday, matt.  Drink like a champion today.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Diomedes on March 17, 2007, 11:14:23 AM
I'm not a fan of St. Patricks day.  Brings all the shteinheads out of the woodwork.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 17, 2007, 11:24:19 AM
The parade was canceled, we're leaving soon just to hit up the kegs.  I will say Carbombs for breakfast are yummy  :yay
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 17, 2007, 11:26:01 AM
So does Cinco de Mayo but that doesn't mean I don't get shteinfaced just the same and enjoy myself regardless of the iceholes around me.

Besides - it's a Saturday, it's St. Patrick's Day and there's tournament games on all day.  It really doesn't get much better than this, Dio.

Erin go bragh, indeed.

Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2007, 04:41:31 PM
Drunk
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 17, 2007, 04:46:09 PM
My red faced mick of an Irish roomate has been MIA since this morning. I'm sure he'll be okay.....
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 17, 2007, 04:51:19 PM
I'm on my third Guinness at the moment and I'm just getting ready to head to the bar.

Have a safe and vomit-free holiday everyone!

:yay
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 17, 2007, 04:58:17 PM
I'm drinking Green Tea.  :yay
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2007, 05:01:32 PM
farging nerds.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: hbionic on March 17, 2007, 05:02:41 PM
If I pinched a green loaf, would that be considered poetic?
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2007, 05:04:31 PM
No.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 17, 2007, 08:57:02 PM
just got back from drunk frest,  they canceled the parade its postponed till next week.   Ended up going to my hs buddys house and getting sloshed.  I haven't eaten today and am eagerly awaiting pizza and wingys
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2007, 12:37:12 AM
So many Drunk micks I wanna kill one.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: ice grillin you on March 18, 2007, 02:54:01 AM
i am an absolute train wreck right now and theres still tomorrow left
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2007, 11:15:28 AM
kill me
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: NGM on March 18, 2007, 11:21:35 AM
Two points of order.

1. Oww
2. Farg you IGY for making the Fantasy Baseball draft today. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 18, 2007, 11:22:30 AM
Someone shoot me.  Please.   :'(
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 18, 2007, 12:09:21 PM
my brain feels like mashed potatoes
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2007, 12:20:09 PM
I'm so drunk right now. I'm so cool for drinking a lot.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 18, 2007, 12:26:37 PM
Congrats MDS, how many bottles of Boones Farm?
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 18, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
I feel GREAT!  8)
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2007, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 18, 2007, 12:26:37 PM
Congrats MDS, how many bottles of Boones Farm?
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I had 4 cokes and feel high as kite.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: General_Failure on March 18, 2007, 11:38:26 PM
Walk it off you Hoydas.

Anyhoo, we went out to dinner here on St Pattys. Had a couple of vodkas with it the chicken parmigiana. Totally Irish.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2007, 12:27:43 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 18, 2007, 11:38:26 PM
Walk it off you Hoydas.

Anyhoo, we went out to dinner here on St Pattys. Had a couple of vodkas with it the chicken parmigiana. Totally Irish.

if you want a good chicken parm sandwhich and are in south philly, ill tell ya where to go.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: General_Failure on March 19, 2007, 12:28:57 AM
Let me know if you know where to get a good one in Indoorpilly.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
GF, you should go eat at Outback. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 19, 2007, 08:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
GF, you should go eat at Outback. 

Or Chick-Fil-A...


:-D
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 08:17:58 AM
ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 19, 2007, 08:41:30 AM
What did you do Sarge?
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2007, 08:42:24 AM
He refused to believe it wasn't a gay bar, kept hitting on the bouncers.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 19, 2007, 08:54:11 AM
One of the pubs I go to had a line to get in on St. Patty's Day.  I walked up and was stopped by the bouncer who told me I had to stand in line.  The owner was inside but his wife was manning a beer tap right next to the entrance.  Anyway, I looked over to her and said, 'I have to stand in line to get in here??"  She just shrugged and said, 'you're no different than any other customer.'

I just laughed and said 'yeah, I'll stand in line - for sure!,'  left, and went across the street back to my usual spot. 

Yesterday I stopped by the bar and had a little chat with the owner.  He had no idea what happened and was farging pissed off.  His wife was back in the kitchen and he yelled for her to come out.  He asked her if what I said was true - she said 'yes' and he told her she was a farging stupid funhole for telling locals to wait in line with the rest of the riff-raff spring breakers.

He apologized to me after screaming at her for about 5 minutes and gave me a "chip" which entitles me to come in any night and drink for free.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 19, 2007, 08:56:49 AM
Great story Rome, i was hoping he'd just slap her in front of you for your viewing pleasure. 

Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2007, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 08:17:58 AM
ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 

This wasn't the one you tended at, was it?
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2007, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 19, 2007, 08:54:11 AM
He apologized to me after screaming at her for about 5 minutes and gave me a "chip" which entitles me to come in any night for a complementary reach-around and drink for free.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 10:22:00 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2007, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 08:17:58 AM
ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 

This wasn't the one you tended at, was it?

ha!  And no. 

Actually, what happened was less than spectacular.  I was shooting in my Sunday night pool league.  We were shooting at an "away" game at one of the other bars that's in our league.  After the game, me and a couple guys on my team decided to stay and shoot a little while longer.  After a couple of games, all the lights in the front half of the bar (where the pool table are) are turned off and all that's left are the table lights.  Didn't really bother me, but this one girl on my team didn't want to sit in the dark.  So I went to the bar and got a drink and asked the bartender if she could turn a few of the lights back on so that we could see. 

She turned a couple lights on and went back behind the bar.  Then the owner went over and turned the lights back off.  I told him I asked the bartender to turn them on and said that we didn't like sitting in the dark.  His reply was "It's my bar and I'll do what I want."  So I told my friends to grab their stuff and leave.  Then I called him a fleshpop and told him that he sucks at customer service. 

So as I'm gathering my stuff he tells me I should leave and I said "What the farg do you think I'm doing?"  So he told me to never come back.  Then I called him a few more unpleasantries, grabbed my cue and my drink and walked towards the door.  When I got to the door he told me I couldn't take my drink outside and I turned around and raised my glass to him, said "Here's to you fargface." took a big swig and then threw it on the ground. 

Immature?  Yeah, probably.  But I don't care.  Dude was a fleshpop and deserved far worse than a broken glass and a small puddle to clean up. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2007, 10:39:00 AM
(http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/chatstreet/oyster.gif)
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: mussa on March 19, 2007, 11:06:33 AM
bravo sarge  :yay
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2007, 02:45:43 PM
Sounds like a guy who won't be in business much longer.  He sounds like an utter ass.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Phanatic on March 19, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
Bar owners somehow get away with that shtein and stay in business all the time.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
Yeah, this dude's bar has been open for years and it will continue to be.  It's a military town and if there's one thing this place isn't short on, it's Marines eager to drink.  The thing about it that pisses me off is that nearly every bar owner in this town (or any other military town) does crap like this.  There is no such thing as "customer service" around here because for every customer that a bar around here might lose, there's at least 5 more new Marines just getting here that'll fill in the gap.  Dude turned the lights off because he's trying to save a few pennies on the electric bill and the only person that will feel the effects of my leaving the bar last night is the bartender because the owner ended up costing her atleast 10 more bucks in tips.  And probably a good shagging as well.

 

Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Father Demon on March 19, 2007, 05:58:38 PM
So he did her a huge favor, and she should forever be in his debt.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2007, 07:13:49 PM
You're all funny.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on March 19, 2007, 08:27:51 PM
A rough account of my St. Patrick's Day:

Picked my friends up at 11 am, brought them back to my place and we started drinking.  Car bombs, Bud Light, and Jameson shots.

At 2 pm, headed to the Dropkick Murphys (http://www.dropkickmurphys.com) concert at Boston University's hockey arena, a 10-minute walk from my house.  The first opening band was OK, the second was some white-boy reggae shtein.  I led the booing of them off stage.  Dropkick came on and, as they do at 99% of their concerts, opened with BC's fight song.  BC-BU is an insane hockey rivalry (SI named it the most heated rivalry in American sports a few years ago) so getting to hear our fight song played in their arena would've been awesome anyway, but 100X more so given the fact that we'd knocked them out of the Hockey East conference tournament the night before.

I continued drinking the bottle of Jameson I'd snuck in.  The girl I was with got me a beer.  We started making out.

I think the concert ended around 5, but I'm not really sure.  By around 6:45 I was at the TD Banknorth Garden to go to the Hockey East championship game but still had to scalp a ticket.  Luckily my friend had bought one for me and was already inside, but when I waited by the gate to meet her the cops told me not to even bother coming in because I was too drunk.  I understood that this meant I had to find a different gate to enter, but drunk logic also dictated to me that I needed to buy another ticket rather than simply calling my friend and telling her to meet me at a different location.  I ended up having to pay my friend $40 for a ticket I didn't use.

We won 4-2 over New Hampshire.  Hockey East champs, 10 wins in a row.  farging awesome.  More beer and chicken fingers were consumed.

I left but it was an hour and a half before I could get ahold of any of my friends, at which point I headed all the way back downtown to some bar half a block from the farging arena where I'd been anyway.  Me, the aforementioned girl, and one of her friends left to go to another bar.  Upon getting there I saw that it was a $20 cover and refused to pay any more than the $8 that was in my pocket.  Her friend covered the other $12 for me.  More shots, more beer, and more sloppy drunken making out ensued.  Some French dude asked me if I knew where to buy coke.  At some point I went upstairs to heckle a group of UNH fans I'd spotted and upon returning had no clue where my friends were.  I tried calling the girl I was with but no answer.  Bar closed.  No clue where my friends were.  Couldn't get a cab and too far to walk home.  Slept in an ATM stall until the T started back up again.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2007, 10:02:24 PM
well done
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:08:55 PM
check your cornhole
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Rome on March 19, 2007, 10:17:28 PM
Spent some time in Boston on St. Patty's day, did you, MDS?
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq

I'm faxing you some paperwork that needs your signature. 
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 20, 2007, 07:57:51 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq

I'm faxing you some paperwork that needs your signature. 
:-D 

now thats a story BC
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2007, 12:10:33 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq

I'm faxing you some paperwork that needs your signature. 

I don't have a fax number
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2007, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 20, 2007, 12:10:33 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq

I'm faxing you some paperwork that needs your signature. 

I don't have a fax number

It's waiting for you at the FedEx Kinko's at 1816 Spring Garden St.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: phattymatty on March 20, 2007, 12:34:55 PM
i had to take off work yesterday, two days later, because i was still a mess.  drinking for 48 hours straight will do that i guess.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2007, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 20, 2007, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 20, 2007, 12:10:33 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2007, 10:41:22 PM
I'd rather go to Iraq

I'm faxing you some paperwork that needs your signature. 

I don't have a fax number

Will it be under the name 'MDS'?

It's waiting for you at the FedEx Kinko's at 1816 Spring Garden St.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2007, 01:21:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 20, 2007, 01:09:35 PM
Will it be under the name 'MDS'?

I think Sarge decided on "Jewey McFinklesteinberg" instead.
Title: Re: St Pattys Day
Post by: Diomedes on March 20, 2007, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 20, 2007, 12:34:55 PM
i had to take off work yesterday, two days later, because i was still a mess.  drinking for 48 hours straight will do that i guess.

when you're missing work on account of drinking, you get respek.  fired and divorced too, but mad respek