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p.s. I will suck balls, and after losing a bunch I'll be overwhelmed by self pity and quit, but so be it.
I registered, under the email in my profile.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 18, 2007, 08:59:17 PM
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p.s. I will suck balls, and after losing a bunch I'll be overwhelmed by self pity and quit, but so be it.
I registered, under the email in my profile.
Ditto, ditto and ditto.
What are your handles that your playing under?
mine is hbionic.
My handle is BobbyFishersScrote
I just sent you an invite
by the way Dio...I can't find you under your handle...look it up and make sure you spelt it right. ;)
hbionic I'm signing up right now, you're online...want a game?
Munson...post your handle once you sign up. I'll add you to my 'buddy' list.
Sorry, went away for a while after I posted.
Handle's Munson, email's same as warfish... dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
I'm signed up too, under the name fargdls.
Quote from: hbionic on February 18, 2007, 11:51:58 PM
by the way Dio...I can't find you under your handle...look it up and make sure you spelt it right. ;)
my handle is JudasDiomedes
I had to search under 'my buddies' to find you. sorry.
eagaholic, as soon as I beat one of these clowns, I'll start a game with you...I guess 6 games is the limit.
You're turn Bionic.
I havn't played chess for years, I like this site.
Thanks Bio, I should be around later this evening.
i signed up. i really suck at chess though.
What's your handle?
Phatty
I just made a stupid move.
edit: and Chuggie made me pay for it.
sorry fellas for taking my time...I'm in the middle of a few phone calls here.
Quote from: hbionic on February 19, 2007, 10:08:03 PMsorry fellas for taking my time...I'm in the middle of a few phone calls here.
I understand. It's tough when you're a big shot LA real estate spic.
Big Shot? I like that! :deion
You're turn again Bionic. I'm at the max of 6 games, and you're the only guy who's "active" right now. Goddamnit.
Stop selling houses to cousin Jose and take your damn turn. I'm bored.
Anyone up for a game? I havn't used the site yet but seems it should be straight forward enough.
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 19, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Anyone up for a game? I havn't used the site yet but seems it should be straight forward enough.
maybe tomorrow. I'm drunk tonight
I always play better when I'm really drunk, especialy when there's a few bucks on the game. Should try it!
later.. already drunk tonight, and not ready to haul in for a new game
cool
warfish is dead to me
I'd play you holic but I'm at my max 6, and all of them are too far in for me to just surrender.
Of course none of the fargers are active, so I'm bored as shtein right now.
too bad you can't register under two names. Maybe I'll be able to catch you tomorrow.
Yo Bionic if you're still around, I'm here for a little while. Should be asleep, got a physics test at 10:30 but XFiles is keeping me up.
bullshtein...you're practicing how to fake type drunk better on microsoft word. I should be asleep.
Yeah I'm homing my mad fake drunk typing skillz. Gotta look ub3r cool for the daytime CFers. :deion
Good game Munson...now go back to practising trying to look good for the day shift. :evil
bastich. Almost sacrificed my queen to take yours, but I figured with only a bishop and a rook left, I need mine. I need to put more thought into my moves.
Are any of you douche bags named munstertom or frank87? When I logged on this morning I was active in a game with them but I never actually invited them or accepted an invite to play from them.
Weird.
I'm getting inundated with invites...getting my ass handed to me by some prick I thought was one of you guys before I realized he's a chess geek with 130 games under his belt.
who is playing as dildosaggins? is that one of you guys?
Quote from: Diomedes on February 20, 2007, 03:58:47 PM
who is playing as dildosaggins? is that one of you guys?
ha, i just started a game with that guy too.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 20, 2007, 03:58:47 PM
who is playing as dildosaggins? is that one of you guys?
I am he of LOGD lore.
Mr. Chillout! Nice to see ya! How ya been?
Chuggie, less talk and more of me whopping your ass.
Hey chuck, long time no see.
which one of you geniuses is BobbyFishersScrote?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 18, 2007, 11:12:28 PM
My handle is BobbyFishersScrote
Now shut up and make your first move towards getting your ass beat, hippy.
I too am playing DildoSaggins.
If you go under your settings and under challenge settings...you can limit unsolicited challenges by limiting the amount of games you're playing before you accept challenges. That doesn't make sense but go under your settings if you don't want to be in games with complete strangers. Otherwise, like sarge said, it will farg up your ratings...and you know how important that is!
Thanks Bio, just got your email and made a move. Is it ok if we don't have time to finish the whole game tonight?
Quote from: hbionic on February 20, 2007, 04:47:41 PM
Mr. Chillout! Nice to see ya! How ya been?
I've been good hbionic. How about you? San Diego was great btw. Sarge.., nice to hear from you man.
I resigned the one game. It wasn't too far along and the guy hadn't been around for about a day.
Anyone who's gonna be around for a while wanna play a game? Let me know.
One thing I'm noticing about this site is people seem to dissapear when you get them by the balls.
Dio p\/\/nz Sassy
I went back and looked at the end game...sorry about dragging it out. I completely missed that opening.
No worries bro. I'm just glad to finally have that game over with.
Watch your back though. There will be a reckoning.
Dude, I slayed you like that Marine in the commercial who kills the fire dragon. Bring it whenever you want, dead fire dragon.
It would have been cooler if you referenced the Marine commercial that takes place on a chess board. The one were the chess pieces come to life. Yeah, that would have intimidated me.
Sorry...I don't remember all the commercials. The fire dragon made an impression on me. I was like..ooh, ooh....I want to slay fire dragons.
Makes you want to go back in time with a television, a vcr, a powesource so that you can show the masses your powers and control them and rule them and they'd fear you and you could farg anyone of their women as you pleased.
Well I'm 0-3 now. 0-4 if you count the resign. I used to be pretty good at thinking a few turns ahead like these are. Looks like I lost that ability.
Anyone want a game?
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2007, 02:26:15 PM
Sorry...I don't remember all the commercials. The fire dragon made an impression on me. I was like..ooh, ooh....I want to slay fire dragons.
So you want to join the Marines then? I can send you to dragon slaying school if that's what you're interested in.
Quote from: Munson on February 21, 2007, 02:47:10 PM
Well I'm 0-3 now. 0-4 if you count the resign. I used to be pretty good at thinking a few turns ahead like these are. Looks like I lost that ability.
Same w/me. I resigned 2 games with people I didn't know. Lost 2 games as well. So as far as I'm concerned, I'm 0-2.
chuck_chillout wasted me..I'm ashamed of myself after that.
he beat me too.
the only thing i don't like about this online chess is that is would be easy for someone to use a simulation program and figure out the perfect move every time.
i'm not saying that's the reason i'm 0-3, that's because i suck, but i have a feeling that some of the people i've played are cheating.
I'm not accepting games from non :CF people
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2007, 04:49:14 PM
I'm not accepting games from non :CF people
Me neither. It's no fun kicking someone's ass/having your ass handed to you if you don't "know" them.
Quote from: phattymatty on February 21, 2007, 04:39:29 PM
the only thing i don't like about this online chess is that is would be easy for someone to use a simulation program and figure out the perfect move every time.
Nuh uh. When you sign up to play it makes you promise that you won't use simulators. And people don't break their promises. Especially ones that are made anonymously via the interwebs.
i'll play someone.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2007, 04:02:38 PM
chuck_chillout wasted me..I'm ashamed of myself after that.
gg, Dio maybe you are a bit rusty.
Matty, Munson and Sarge you have to get an opening and castle.
Quote from: chuck_chillout on February 21, 2007, 05:27:57 PMMatty, Munson and Sarge you have to get an opening and castle.
Como se whaaaa?
I have to get a lot more practice before I can challenge chuck seriously. Brother was two steps ahead of me the whole way.
Chess kicks ass though and that's a fact.
good match Chuggie. most evenly played one I've had yet.
Great game dio...I was hoping you would somehow slip up and lose your queen while I still had my two knights. Good play on your end all around. I don't know how I farged up letting my queen get took. Good game.
You know how to use those knights pretty well. I was utterly confounded for awhile because of those two working as a unit.
I'm not at work now, so I don't have the excuses of distractions going on around me but I am making some seriously boneheaded decisions right now. Man I suck.
Your current decision ought to be relatively easy...only one move you can make.
Yeah, I probably should have opted to make any move other than that one. Who knows, you totally missed a blatant checkmate on me last time we played. Farg, I should have just taken my chances on you missing it again.
Ok, you're either farging with me again like a cat does to a one legged mouse, or you blew another golden opportunity to put me away. And this time it would have been without losing a single piece, which would have been rather hard for me to live with.
Dude..I'm an amateur. I know the rules and that's about it. Whatever I missed, it was a genuine oversight. Otherwise, I'd have taken it.
You're on a power trip. Admit it!!!!
I am enjoying dominating you, but I'd rather do it quickly. Whatever it was I didn't see..I still can't see...I've gone back through the history and I don't see what you're talking about. Willis.
I don't remember the exact layout, but it was when you had me in check and there was only one move I could have made to get out....king from e-6 to f-7 I believe was the move I made. Had you brought your queen from h-6 to h-7 I think you would have had me in check mate.
nah, your King could have evaded check by moving from f7 to e8
True.....now I remember what I was thinking you could have done.
If you would have moved your queen to h-7 and then I moved my king as you said, f-7 to e-8, you could have then slid your queen over to e-7 and been on top of my king (kinky).
At the time, my queen was still sitting on d-8 so my king could not move any further laterally to my right/your left. I would then only have 2 options.
1. Move my king e-8 to d-7 or e-8 to f-8, which would have still left me in check with your queen.
2. Taken your queen with my king but then left myself in check on e-7 because you had your knight was sitting on g-6 can could have taken my king.
It was totally there for you. It sucks that I can sometimes see what other players should do better than I can see what I should do.
Dio is my chess daddy.
You up for starting another one tonight?
I can't start another tonight. I'm game for tomorrow though. Gotta drill my old lady. For a test. Not like you're thinking.
I was about to say.......Dio's a minister and a dentist?
Deal on the game tomorrow. Have fun drilling your lady friend.
All of this chess talk has me erect.
I tried to invite you to a game Sassy, but got a message that said something like "this Hoyda is already at his self imposed limit of concurrent games (1)."
chuck is making a fool out of me. My eyes are deceiving me as well. farg me! :boom
Quote from: hbionic on February 22, 2007, 02:14:40 PM
chuck is making a fool out of me. My eyes are deceiving me as well. farg me! :boom
lol, I can't get on the site now, can you?
I must've played that opening a 1,000 times. You made a mistake with your white bishop. You want to pin my my f3 knight to the king, that protects your D4 pawn. Then you want to take your A7 pawn and bump my b5 knight off his square. That will give you a much better game. Lay down your arms young jedi, lets start again. :evil
nope..it's down.
yeah, Chuck...exactly...but the fact that I didn't see I exposed my bishop...twice...bothers the farg out of me. It's not over...but pretty much.
Good, I thought the guvment caught on to me and blocked the website.
So far I'm 0-9 against Chuggie, Dio and a buddy of mine from work. I think it's time I played Chuck a game. This should be relatively quick.
I beat some random person. I lost to hbionic, all my other losses are random people on the site.
Some british guy said I made "silly mistakes" last night. :-D
I make stupid mistakes all the time. More so against Dio than anyone else for some reason. I think I'm scared of him or something.
Losing to Chuggie really irritates me though. Mostly because he's an idiot.
I'm in a good match with my brother. Had a good match with Chuggie and working at the early stages of what looks like a good game with Munron. In the one game I accepted against someone I don't know, I've made a slight comeback to the point where even if I lose, it won't be an utter ass whooping. Still, I'm gonna stick with playing people I know. I don't need some limey bastich Chess ace telling me I made silly mistakes.
Sarge, 0-9, :-D :-D :-D I feel sorry for your mothar.
WHATCHU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!?!?
Anyone else having problems with the site again today? Been trying to get on all morning with no luck.
I feel sorry for your modem.
Anyone up for starting a game that might be more like a few moves at a time in between breaks (especially if you take a long time in between moves)?
My screen name is fargdls
Yeah, I'll start one up. I got about an hour to kill. I just sent you a challenge
fargdls is correct. Send me a challenge and we'll begin (I think that's how it works)
BobbyFishersScrote - I'm lmao too much to concentrate on a move
Dio, make your move. :evil
Anyone want a game right now?
Chuggie just wiped his ass with me.
In my defence, I did make all my opening moves drunk, but that was still awful. I wish I could lose without taking it so personally.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2007, 12:40:53 PMI wish I could lose without taking it so personally.
Not if you care about losing. Good game anyways you drunk farg. :yay
Good game my ass...it was awful. I played so poorly it's a disgrace. I'll be ashamed for the rest of my life.
Fine you suck! There.
I already know I suck. Way to rub it in.
I'm gonna go cry now.
is one of you stillupfront's moms mutton?
:-D not me
Good game Munson
You done lickin' your paws, Sassy?
Yeah good game. You had me by the balls there towards the end, and then made some really smart moves when I attempted to trap your queen, and again had me by the balls until checkmate.
I offered up a rematch.
Quote from: Diomedes on March 03, 2007, 08:11:28 PM
You done lickin' your paws, Sassy?
Sort of......I'm heading out to the bar to get blitzed tonight plus I've got 3 games active right now....all of which are about over. I'd say I've got an outside shot at winning 2 of them.
Let me get these games wrapped up and we'll get one started. Hopefully by Monday.
An overall record of 2-11. Yes!
I really need to start actually thinknig about the moves I'm making instead of just making them.
Further proof that if there is a God, he really does hate me as I'm still winless, yet somehow the brain child otherwise known as Munson has managed to eek out a couple of wins.
Farg you God!!! Farg you!!!!!!!!!!1
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 04, 2007, 02:56:04 AM
Further proof that if there is a God, he really does hate me as I'm still winless, yet somehow the brain child otherwise known as Munson has managed to eek out a couple of wins.
Farg you God! Farg you!
If it makes you feel any better, it's not hard for me to tell that I'm probably smarter then you. And while your IQ resembles room temperature on a warm day, mine's more like a hot day in the Sahara sun. Just because you don't like the fact that I'm not Captain Negative to look cool doesn't mean I'm stupid, or a homer, or that I like Joe Banner and the Eagles FO, let alone having any bearing on my ability to play chess. To tell you the truth I'm rather disappointed that I've only managed to win 2 games out of 13 played, as I used to be quite good when I was younger. You on the other hand shouldn't feel any type of disapointment over a .000 win percentage.
I do lack any sort of motivation though. No matter how lazy you are, I'm lazier. So congratulations.
Quote from: Munson on March 04, 2007, 03:21:58 AMI do lack any sort of motivation though. No matter how lazy you are, I'm lazier. So congradulations.
No matter how hard you try, you're still not drunk.
Damn! I must try harder.
Then again, drunk or not, the first brain cells I must have killed when I started drinking were those associated with spelling. I started sucking at that around the time I started drinking. So pretty much any post I make could end up looking like I'm smashed. Apparently the second type of brain cells to go were the ones used to play chess effectively.
Want a game bionic?
Hey look, a spell check button...
I'll play a game...but I'm getting ready to get off the cpu....I'll start one and we'll continue it...I was gonna challenge you again anyways....you, eagleholic and Chuck are next on my list. >:D
Chuck will give you a tough match and probably beat you, but I think you'll take Munson pretty easily. I haven't played Eagleholic, so no idea if he's up to Chuggie spec.
eagleholic acts like he don't know how to play. he's good.
Chuck is still the man to beat.
I'm getting beat by an old pal right now. He's a half step ahead on every turn.
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2007, 02:04:58 PM
eagleholic acts like he don't know how to play. he's good.
Chuck is still the man to beat.
Eagleholic and I had a really good game. I felt like I had the advantage pretty much the entire game but he still ended up beating me. It was easily the best game I've played so far because I didn't make any blatantly stupid mistakes like I usually do.
"Just another cheap and stupid move by the Eagles. Trust me, we are all hoping McNabb is 100% by the season. Garcia said it hit him like a ton of bricks. They rely so much on youth and draft picks, they want to make themselves look like genuises."
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Too funny not to post. This quote comes from a message board on RedHotPawn. They have a sports section and among all the threads like the Brits loving on their soccer teams and all, there's this Garcia thread (and it wasn't any of us). I don't know why this makes me laugh. There's definately some Philly guys that play chess there.
BTW Chuggie, what does "resignation" mean - I think it is still your move
Resignation means you give up...no resignation from me. Ever.
Just kidding, I was referring to your "Eagaholic acts like he don't know how to play"
Anyway, i want to get back to those enthralling posts there - oooh, here's one now - maybe one of yous can help this guy out
Anyone know of a good fantasy cricket site for this years WC ?
I know cric info are doing one but I dont fancy paying a fiver.
Down to my queen and king, and three pawns....to his rook, bishop, king and queen....
I manage to get a pawn promoted and checkmate him. (just check out the history of my public game vs. 5Andeep)
That's pretty bad.
Dio, I had a feeling that you didn't see the Bishop covering the knight.
Good half game! :yay :=)
Good game my ass. I suck and I should die.
Munron, you lose for abandoning the game.
Anyone up for a game?
start one up...but I'll be leaving soon.
I'll start one in a few hours. I'm running errands with vigy at the moment.
what is that little cell phone by the tag line?
Dio wants you to call him.
Good game Chuck. I think I caught you napping and swiped your queen. You held out pretty good...I thought I had played myself out of the advantage there for a while.
One victim left...Eagaholic...which I'm 0-3 against. >:(
I'm 0-everyone. Except a buddy of mine from work.
The way I'm playing our current match, you may soon have a :CF victory.
Sargie is actually putting a little more thought into his moves these past few games. I actually have to start looking at what I'm doing when playing against him instead of the usual. Playing with my eyes closed.
Yeah, I still have a long ways to go but I've definately come along way in a fairly short amount of time. I think I've played about 25 games online now against you guys and I seriously doubt I had played that many games of chess in my life before.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 07, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
The way I'm playing our current match, you may soon have a :CF victory.
We shall see. I still suck at closing a game out. I had Chuggie on the ropes in our last game and still couldn't put him away.
I finally notched my first victory against a :CF opponent. Congrats on being my bitch, Chugster.
I thought I'd look at a few games of a highly rated player, maybe someone to emulate. So I picked a country at random (Germany) and clicked on the highest rated player on the page. Holy shtein, I couldn't believe it. This dude, who goes by BlackBuck and is rated 2157, has farging 78 games in progress. And he makes multiple moves a day. DAMN hurt my brain just thinking about that.
Then his profile said he loves the music of ABBA and John Denver. DAMN, hurt my brain again.
Quote from: Eagaholic on April 09, 2007, 08:29:02 AM
I thought I'd look at a few games of a highly rated player, maybe someone to emulate. So I picked a country at random (Germany) and clicked on the highest rated player on the page. Holy shtein, I couldn't believe it. This dude, who goes by BlackBuck and is rated 2157, has farging 78 games in progress. And he makes multiple moves a day. DAMN hurt my brain just thinking about that.
Then his profile said he loves the music of ABBA and John Denver. DAMN, hurt my brain again.
What, no Hasselhoff? :-D
Germans need not list David Hasslehoff among their favorite musicians as it is a given that he ranks #1 on everyone's list. Everyone else simply fighting for #2.
Hey, look at that......I've managed to back to back games against Chuggie and Dio. I'm not the :CF whipping boy anymore.
[vader]Now you are the student and I am the master[/vader] ;)
Quote from: hbionic on April 07, 2007, 12:58:32 PM
Good game Chuck. I think I caught you napping and swiped your queen. You held out pretty good...I thought I had played myself out of the advantage there for a while.
One victim left...Eagaholic...which I'm 0-3 against. >:(
Good game hbionic,
I lose my Queen a lot that way, that's why I'll usually trade it without hesitation. You played yourself into an advantage, after you took my queen you were still down on points and material. :yay
Thanks Chuck, I know that shtein doesn't come around too often, but when it does, we gotta go after it. I hear you about trading queens, its a totally different game without the queen. The pawns become that much more powerful and essential to the game.
I'll rematch you soon...I'm just trying to clear my current plate of 6.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 09, 2007, 09:47:29 AM
[vader]Now you are the student and I am the master[/vader] ;)
That's not the right quote. Dork *snort*
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well...my 3 game skid continues. :(
Quote from: hbionic on April 09, 2007, 12:38:30 PM
well...my 3 game skid continues. :(
Not for long. I've tried doing a few new things in our current match which to this point, has proven to be utterly useless.
Nice game Dio. ;D
That was instructive. As in, I got schooled.
rematch?
Another cool feature I found about Redhotpawn.com is that when you click on a player's name...it takes you to their profile and in their profile, you see the graph of their ratings.
Cool thing is that you can drag your mouse over the green graph and see what game ID and the date their rating went up and down.
Yes. It is cool.
Chuggie, you dense. Sure, you kill at chess and fellatio, but it's taken you this long to figure that out?
Hey guys, just a heads up. I got challenge from some guy from Belgium. I looked at his games before accepting and noticed he had alot of wins from timed out games. It then dawned on me to check the parameters to his challenge. He had set it to one move every day with no time bank. This means if you go more than a 24 hour period without moving, he can claim a win. i.e. if you move at 11am one day and go back at 11:30 the next day to move, he'll claim the a win and you loose.
I then looked at the timed out games and he seemed to target newer people without a high rating, probably hoping to take advantage of them. Seems sleazey to me so I wrote him back saying so (and made a remark about his country of origin) and shteincanned the game.
So anyway, the point is if you are challenged (in a chess game I mean), first check the time settings.