I was the designated driver for my wife and a few of her friends. As the night went on the wife got pretty loaded. One of her friends likes to dance and she says "Go dance with Cindy." I did. Many more drinks later all three of us are dancing. Later my wife says "Do you think Cindy is pretty?" Thinking on my feet I says "Not as pretty as you babe." The next day my wife says "I was so loaded last night, I don't remember much."
I think that was my chance at a three way.
Or is that a door best left unopened.
I'd be too scared to open it myself, so I reassure myself by saying yeah, better left unopened.
Leaving it unopened will haunt you for the rest of your days.
And opening it will haunt you too. Besides, who do I think I'm gonna be with two chicks? Some kind of stud I've never been with one? Come on.
Yeti, there's a lot about your wife you don't know... :-D
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 12:10:51 PM
And opening it will haunt you too. Besides, who do I think I'm gonna be with two chicks? Some kind of stud I've never been with one? Come on.
Sad self comentary.
Nothing so pathetic as the truth.
Haha. Indeed.
Was Cindy pretty or like backwoods purty?
Just wondering.
BTW: This thread is useless without pix. Get on it, Yeti.
Yeti has been talking up wifey as some kind of super model for years. I for one think she looks like Dame Edna. Proove it.
Yeti, I'm pretty sure the only thing you missed out on was the opportunity to leave 2 women completely unsatisfied instead of just 1.
Correct me if I'm wrong but being that she's your wife, you should be able to farg/joke around with here. THAT was your opportunity to tell her how bad you'd like to nail Cindy and her...if your wife's reaction would have been pissy...then you just play it off like a joke and that you just wanted a reaction...if she concurred, then she would have initiated the next step and in the morning your excuse could have been that you were ALL loaded. Also you would have had the satisfaction that by morning you would have had two-tangs, a get out of jail free card and the symphony of beer farts coming out of women's asses.
You farged up.
Backwoods purty. Blond with big ol hooties though. I talked to the wife later on in the week and said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a girl" and she said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a guy?"
That was the end of that.
Like you need to get drunk.
PICS YETI PICS
Quote from: Yeti on February 21, 2007, 11:15:40 AM
Backwoods purty. Blond with big ol hooties though. I talked to the wife later on in the week and said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a girl" and she said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a guy?"
That was the end of that.
Yea, yea. She says that when she's sober. Just get like 3 gallons of jesus juice and invite that woman over to party.
Quote from: Yeti on February 21, 2007, 11:15:40 AM
Backwoods purty. Blond with big ol hooties though. I talked to the wife later on in the week and said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a girl" and she said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a guy?"
She didn't answer the question.
I watched a movie or TV show that dealt with this and it actually wasnt p0rn :-D I'd say do it yeti, let them set the rules.