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Title: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: DH on January 15, 2007, 01:31:05 PM
Seriously, why not? Could it really hurt?

He knows the personnel, the players, schemes and all that crap and spends his living analyzing tape for ESPN...why not pay him to do it for Reid? Just another intelligent football voice in the fat mans ear.

I ask again, could it really hurt?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Cerevant on January 15, 2007, 01:36:26 PM
Probably not, but as an assistant he probably wouldn't make as much as he makes as an analyst / NFL Films guy.  What's in it for him?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 15, 2007, 01:40:59 PM
Hire Jaws as Head Coach.  zoom zoom zoom. 
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: ice grillin you on January 15, 2007, 03:38:27 PM
id be all for it as i love jaws and it couldnt hurt to have him be some sort of advanced scout...a guy who film studies the upcoming opponents to look for weaknesses..but in the long run he wouldnt change much....the problem is with reid and reids faults are not gonna be found in preperation or something that takes place during the week
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: rjs246 on January 15, 2007, 03:41:47 PM
Reid is surrounded by smart football men on that sideline. Jaws would change nothing.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Cerevant on January 15, 2007, 03:47:48 PM
Excellent observations - Jaws would only help in the prep, which is actually Reid's strength.  Who could help him on game day?  If they put Reid up in the box and give game management to someone else, who would it be?  I'm thinking it shouldn't be Marty "I'll take the wind" Morningwood, so who else would you consider?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 15, 2007, 03:49:30 PM
I'd do it, except he has to give sarges moms glasses back  8)
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: mussa on January 15, 2007, 03:55:53 PM
the only thing thats going to help is a bullet to the head of andy reid
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: MURP on January 15, 2007, 04:32:36 PM
Is this really what it has come to?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: General_Failure on January 15, 2007, 05:55:37 PM
Get a guy that can't shut up to help a team that can't get plays in on time. I like this idea.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 15, 2007, 06:00:30 PM
wouldnt it be awesome if every time on like a 3rd and 1 or something short where reid calls a pass or play action, mcnabb audibles out of it and just sneaks the ball in?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 15, 2007, 06:29:38 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 15, 2007, 05:55:37 PM
Get a guy that can't shut up to help a team that can't get plays in on time.

with hilarious results
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Quasimoto on January 16, 2007, 10:28:29 PM
Where can I get a pair of specs like Jaws?  I have to admit he looks pretty fly in them. 
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Event Horizon on January 18, 2007, 07:17:16 PM
Only if you believe points come out of the AR pass, you dumbass, game.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Eagaholic on January 19, 2007, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Event Horizon on January 18, 2007, 07:17:16 PM
Only if you believe points come out of the AR pass, you dumbass, game.


Ooh, I like word puzzles. But I don't get this one.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Diomedes on January 19, 2007, 08:40:59 AM
Quote from: Die-Hard on January 15, 2007, 01:31:05 PM
Seriously..

No.  Sorry.  Bad idea.  What could Jaws possibly bring to the team?  Maybe they could bring in Boomer, too?
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Rome on January 19, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
Why would they hire a guy with zero coaching experience?  We already have a head coach that is totally outmatched most weeks.

No thanks, bro.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 19, 2007, 05:14:04 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
Why would they hire a guy with zero coaching experience?  We already have a head coach that is totally outmatched most weeks.

No thanks, bro.


he has to be a fat qb coach at least.
Title: Re: Hire Jaws as an assistant?
Post by: ice grillin you on January 19, 2007, 05:51:35 PM
ha...die hard your avatar is classic

if the eagles would have won the game