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Title: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 28, 2006, 07:37:24 PM
Mike Freeman (http://www.sportsline.com/columns/story/9892713/2)

Freeman wrote a book on the behind the scenes scandals at ESPN. No word on what network this person was attached to, but Sean Salisbury was off the air for awhile.

QuoteMedia entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. Please make sure to clean off the mirror when you are done with it.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 28, 2006, 08:16:51 PM
It almost has to be either Salisbury, Irvin, or TJ.

Probably Salisbury.
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Post by: MDS on December 28, 2006, 10:01:07 PM
Cancer boy Hodge.
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Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
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Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2006, 12:16:07 AM
Suzy Kolber
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Post by: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
How bout Mr. Who Gives A farg...
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
How bout Mr. Who Gives A farg...

If there's pictures of a penis out there somewhere then you best believe that Chuggie gives a farg. 

I'm gonna say it was Stewart Scott.  You know how brothas are really "vein" when it comes to their johnsons.  They always be holding it and slapping white women with it.  It was only a matter of time before they started taking pictures of it.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2006, 01:42:21 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
How bout Mr. Who Gives A farg...
You know how brothas are really "vein" when it comes to their johnsons.  They always be holding it and slapping white women with it.  It was only a matter of time before they started taking pictures of it.

:paranoid
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 01:48:09 AM
Tell the truth Feva......you've got an 8X10 glossy of yours on the first page of the Feva family photo album with a caption that reads "Where it all began", don't you? 
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Post by: mpmcgraw on December 29, 2006, 02:42:39 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
You mean Harold Reynolds.  Who was fired for hugging a female co worker.  That he was dating.  All while being a baseball analyst, not football. 
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 29, 2006, 07:23:43 AM
Quote from: Billy Beane on December 29, 2006, 02:42:39 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
You mean Harold Reynolds.  Who was fired for hugging a female co worker.  That he was dating.  All while being a baseball analyst, not football. 

You haven't seen Harold's musings on NFL Live?  He's a hoot!  That is incredibly accurate!  VORP
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Post by: mussa on December 29, 2006, 09:12:28 AM
that is incredibly annoying
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 29, 2006, 09:14:08 AM
Something tells me mussa is jealous of my incredibly large VORP.
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Post by: Quasimoto on December 29, 2006, 09:41:43 AM
Lee Corso
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Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 09:56:30 AM
Marv Albert
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Post by: ice grillin you on December 29, 2006, 10:11:03 AM
its pretty well known that irvin loves to do lines of blow off his bird....pretty sure this picture was taken during one of those sessions
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Post by: phattymatty on December 29, 2006, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Billy Beane on December 29, 2006, 02:42:39 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
You mean Harold Reynolds.  Who was fired for hugging a female co worker.  That he was dating.  All while being a baseball analyst, not football. 

it was bs why he was fired but he was not dating the girl. 

and from what i hear tirico has had a few harrassment issues in the past.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: mussa on December 29, 2006, 10:38:41 AM
JAWS
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Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 10:45:21 AM
Pedro Gomez.  That dude's got sex offender written all over him. 
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Post by: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:53:34 PM
Anyone who's named Pedro and Gomez is automatically guilty of molestation in all counts.  That is incredibly racist
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2006, 08:23:51 PM
I think it was Linda Cohn. Or Michelle Bonner.

(http://www.nationwidespeakers.com/images/biopics/LindaCohn_717.jpg)
(http://www.home.zonnet.nl/kraan90/image/bonner,%20michelle3.jpg)
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Post by: Sgt PSN on January 01, 2007, 03:23:33 PM
Michelle Bonner kind of reminds me of Stifler's mom. 
(http://www.njguido.com/forum/uploads/post-2-1096510421.jpg)
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: phattymatty on January 01, 2007, 03:37:21 PM
michelle bonner reminds me of a bulldog

(http://www.ridgetopbulldogs.com/English%20Bulldog%20Puppy%205.JPG)
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Post by: hbionic on January 01, 2007, 03:41:55 PM
Stifler's mom is hot. I would very much heart to pork her in the butt.
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Post by: BigEd76 on January 06, 2007, 06:19:23 PM
It was Salisbury (http://www.deadspin.com/sports/sean-salisbury/if-sean-salisbury-asks-you-to-look-at-his-phone-dont-do-it-226599.php)


QuoteI'm also wondering what Harold Reynolds could have done that was much worse than this. What did Reynolds do, run around showing people pictures of Peter Gammons' junk?

:-D
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 06, 2007, 06:28:59 PM
Ha, what a Mamula.
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Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 06, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Lost a bet I'm guessing.
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Post by: MURP on January 07, 2007, 12:21:31 AM
he does that and only gets suspended for a week.   anyone here does that and they get put in jail.   


but Salisbury is a great football analyst, I mean, he did say that Kyle Boller would def make the pro bowl last year.   

fargin douche.

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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 12:12:21 PM
Salisbury staged arguments with John Clayton = ratings


I'm proud to say I haven't watched ANY of Sean Salisbury's stuff this season.  With the Sunday Ticket, I've been watching a lot more football and a lot less analysis.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 07, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 07, 2007, 12:12:21 PM
Salisbury staged arguments with John Clayton = ratings

Couldn't agree more.  Their arguments were the sports media version of Jerry Springer shows. 
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 23, 2007, 02:53:22 PM
Deadspin:

QuoteDid Sean Salisbury Make An Awful Verbal Slip?

salisburymug.jpgWe have been extremely hesitant to post this, because even though we're not fans of Sean Salisbury as an analyst -- or as an exhibitionist , for that matter -- we've never thought of him as a sinister person, or, say, an anti-Semite. (We're not sure we do now, actually, and we also understand he's going through a difficult private time.) But, in the interest of setting the record, straight, even though we haven't been able to find the clip from yesterday's "NFL Live" program, we've received countless emails claiming that Salisbury made an extremely questionable remark about Peyton Manning and his successful "Jewing" of the Patriots. We still weren't going to run with it, because, as we said, we haven't seen the actual program, and no one has been able to dig up a clip for us. But now it's showing up on other sites, and message boards everywhere, so we simply link to what they're saying, and let you draw your own conclusions until a clip surfaces.

    Describing Peyton Manning's calmness in the second half:

    "No need to panic. We'll nip. We'll tuck. We'll go. We'll crunch. We'll Jew. We'll do it all and they nickel and dimed them and Peyton made the play when it mattered."

If a clip shows that Salisbury didn't make the comment -- and it still seems awfully unlikely to us, frankly -- we'll be ecstatic to point everyone in that direction. But it's all over the Web right now, and we felt the best way to handle it was to solicit a clip. So, this is that solicitation.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2007, 02:56:49 PM
The context would lead me to believe he said "chew".
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Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 03:27:43 PM
If he didn't say that, it's obviously what he meant to say.
Title: Re: Any Guesses On Who Did This?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2007, 04:20:41 PM
I don't like Sean Salisbury at all and would love to see him off the air, but this is obviously nothing.
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Post by: MDS on January 23, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Jews suck.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2007, 02:28:30 PM
So i have my iPod on shuffle, Along comes the Ying Yang Twins and The Whisper Song  All i thought of was good ol Sean  :-D