While out for lunch today, I picked up copies of both of free weekly papers, the Philadelphia City Paper & Philadelphia Weekly. In addition to the some great articles, political commentary, band/bar/restaurant info & obscure comics, both papers have some really kick ass sections devoted strictly to ads for escort, sauna & phone sex services.
One thing I'm still amazed at, is the ratio of transexual to "real" female services, which is almost 2:1. Maybe it's because I grew up in a rural area or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9-inch dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her, but I didn't realize there was such a demand for tranny services. Conversely, I can't see why a gay man would want to do a guy that looked like a girl.
Why are they so popular? Any good tranny stories?
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On a seperate topic, I saw the following personal ad from
tjpenn21 in the Men Seeking Men section, which reminded me of a few people I know on the EMB.
QuoteHey there, I' am 27 year old guy looking to meet new people. I'm fun, caring, sensitive, witty...blah..blah...blah...Other Eagles fans, political junkies, and those with good grammatical skills a plus!!
Quote from: Beermonkey on December 28, 2006, 03:26:14 PM... or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9' dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her
Nine Foot Dong!!
Quote from: Diomedes on December 28, 2006, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on December 28, 2006, 03:26:14 PM... or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9' dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her
Nine Foot Dong!!
:D A man can dream.
I've noticed recently that I'm getting a lot of tranny spam in my bulk email folder. I hadn't checked my email most of the weekend and when I finally did I'd say the first 50 messages in there were from chicks with dicks. No idea why but the only reason I could think of as to why tranny's are gaining so much popularity is because they are the new gay. Gays have recieved a lot of positive exposure over the last few years and are much more "mainstream" now. So I guess the gender benders are the next in line to be the new trend.
That's a nice Sunday surprise...you meet the girl of your dreams, you whine her, dine her, stick your hand up her skirt and you're holding a tree trunk. What are you supposed to say to that? Hey, for a chick you got some set of balls.
Dice.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 28, 2006, 03:42:52 PM
That's a nice Sunday surprise...you meet the girl of your dreams, you whine her, dine her, stick your hand up her skirt and you're holding a tree trunk. What are you supposed to say to that? Hey, for a chick you got some set of balls.
Ahh the Dice Man. :yay
I quoted that off memory...scary
Bi sexual? There is no bi sexual. Either you suck dick........or you do not suck dick. I mean, what do these people do, flip a coin to decide? Heads I want hair pie, tails.............BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE. OOOHHH!
I don't see how one guy lays on the beach and looks at another guys hairy ass and says "oh yeah look at him...I ain't leaving the beach until I see him yeah". And they're too sensitive...they don't know if they want to be called gays, homosexuals, fairys...I call 'em corksuckers.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 28, 2006, 03:49:05 PM
Bi sexual? There is no bi sexual. Either you suck dick........or you do not suck dick. I mean, what do these people do, flip a coin to decide? Heads I want hair pie, tails.............BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE. OOOHHH!
If its balls across the nose, his dick is in your eyes or you are sixty-nining him...either way, I'm gay for knowing that.
Because society is sick in today's world. Even moreso now than ever because of the liberal movements that implore you to try experimentation and that bizarre and sick fantasies are perfectly ok.
or maybe it's because you can't walk into a random bar and find a transexual, so where do the people go that want one? Escort services.
I used to live off of 13th street in philly around south street area. walk north up 13th and you were bound to run into 6ft 5 inch black tranny. let me tell you ive been to some scary parts in philly, but having a tranny like that wink at you is fargin frightening.
it was funny after i moved out of the city, one night me, murp and my girl were leaving dirty franks and i was pretty drunk. we were just south of trannyville on 13th and I yelled out "where are all the transexuals at!!" instantly this guy walking on the street was like up that way, pointing up 13th. i was dying laughing, while murp pretty much threw me into the cab.
i don't know if Bob and Barbara's on 15th and South is still there, but they used to have cross dressing night. Unaware of this me and Murp again and some other guys showed up for a drink. Everything was fine until I go to get another drink at the bar, waiting for the bartender i noticed the ladies hands that were next to me were rather large and hairy. i scanned up to the face and noticed a large beak and unmistakable adams apple. looked at "her lady friend" and realized they were all cross dressers. regardless our night there didn't last much longer and we made sure to note that day of the week to never go back.
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 04:41:16 PM
Because society is sick in today's world. Even moreso now than ever because of the liberal movements that implore you to try experimentation and that bizarre and sick fantasies are perfectly ok.
or maybe it's because you can't walk into a random bar and find a transexual, so where do the people go that want one? Escort services.
sound pretty interested dude :sly
When I worked at the prison in Austin we had a dude come in that was half way between its sex change operation. It got off the chain bus and had a set of DD's. Me and the captain made one of the new guys strip search that one. It would take a shower in the dorms and do a show for the fellas lying in their bunks. And you'd see 40 hands go under the blanket when it got in the shower.
Nasty shtein.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 28, 2006, 07:02:09 PM
When I worked at the prison in Austin we had a dude come in that was half way between its sex change operation. It got off the chain bus and had a set of DD's. Me and the captain made one of the new guys strip search that one. It would take a shower in the dorms and do a show for the fellas lying in their bunks. And you'd see 40 hands go under the blanket when it got in the shower.
Nasty shtein.
Has hbionic PM'd you asking for the address of your former prison yet?
:-D Not yet.
But he'd be in heaven there. A lot of gays. They liked to use the generic kool aid powder bought at commissary to dye their boxers pink. Then they'd roll them up like daisey dukes. And the kool aid powder was also used as blush and lipstick.
All I know is that you're just asking to get your ass whooped by trying to fool some guy.
If I was ever in that situation where I find that some girl is a guy when I'm about to hit... straight rage.
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 28, 2006, 07:21:51 PM
If I was ever in that situation where I find that some girl is a guy when I'm about to hit... straight rage.
QuoteBeanie: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 28, 2006, 03:42:27 PM
I've noticed recently that I'm getting a lot of tranny spam in my bulk email folder. I hadn't checked my email most of the weekend and when I finally did I'd say the first 50 messages in there were from chicks with dicks. No idea why but the only reason I could think of as to why tranny's are gaining so much popularity is because they are the new gay. Gays have recieved a lot of positive exposure over the last few years and are much more "mainstream" now. So I guess the gender benders are the next in line to be the new trend.
Or is it guys with pies?
Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe
Got this emailed to me from a buddy of mine today. Go figure.......
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here!
She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.
Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a fleshpop, Dave ! She had a great louisville slugger! .....
.... Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!"
Why didn't he just drive his boat back to shore? Sounds like he wanted it in his pooper.