AFC NORTH
RAVENS have clinched division.
RAVENS can clinch home-field advantage with:
1) A win and a San Diego loss.
RAVENS can clinch first-round bye with:
1) A win or tie.
2) Indianapolis loss or tie.
CINCINNATI can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win and a N.Y. Jets loss.
2) A win, a Denver loss and a Kansas City win.
EAST
NEW ENGLAND has clinched division.
NEW YORK JETS can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win or tie.
2) Cincinnati and Jacksonville both lose or tie.
3) Cincinnati loss or tie and a Tennessee win.
4) Denver and Jacksonville lose.
SOUTH
INDIANAPOLIS has clinched division.
INDIANAPOLIS can clinch first-round bye with:
1) A win and Ravens loss.
TENNESSEE can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win, a Cincinnati loss or tie, a Denver loss and a Kansas City win.
JACKSONVILLE can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win, a N.Y. Jets loss and Cincinnati and Tennessee both lose or tie.
WEST
SAN DIEGO has clinched division and first-round bye.
SAN DIEGO can clinch home-field advantage with:
1) A win or tie.
2) Ravens loss or tie.
DENVER can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win or tie.
2) Kansas City loss or tie.
KANSAS CITY can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win, a Denver loss and Cincinnati and Tennessee both lose or tie.
NFC NORTH
CHICAGO has clinched home-field advantage.
GREEN BAY can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win, a N.Y. Giants win and clinching strength of victory tiebreaker over N.Y. Giants.
2) A win and N.Y. Giants and St. Louis both lose or tie.
3) A win, a N.Y. Giants loss or tie and a Carolina win.
4) A win, a N.Y. Giants loss or tie and an Atlanta win.
5) A tie, N.Y. Giants and St. Louis both lose and Atlanta and Carolina both lose or tie.
EAST
DALLAS and PHILADELPHIA have clinched playoff berths.
DALLAS can clinch division with:
1) A win and a Philadelphia loss or tie.
2) A tie and a Philadelphia loss.
PHILADELPHIA can clinch division with:
1) A win.
2) Dallas loss.
3) A tie and a Dallas tie.
N.Y. GIANTS can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win and clinch strength of victory tiebreaker over Green Bay.
2) A win and a Green Bay loss or tie.
3) A tie and Green Bay, St. Louis, Atlanta and Carolina all lose or tie.
4) Green Bay, St. Louis, Atlanta and Carolina all lose.
SOUTH
NEW ORLEANS has clinched the division and a first-round bye.
CAROLINA can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win and N.Y. Giants and Green Bay both lose or tie.
2) A tie, N.Y. Giants and Green Bay lose and St. Louis and Atlanta both lose or tie.
ATLANTA can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win and Carolina, Green Bay and N.Y. Giants all lose or tie.
2) A tie and Carolina, Green Bay, N.Y. Giants and St. Louis all lose.
WEST
SEATTLE has clinched the division.
ST. LOUIS can clinch a playoff berth with:
1) A win and N.Y. Giants, Carolina and Atlanta all lose or tie.
2) A tie and N.Y. Giants, Carolina, Atlanta and Green Bay all lose.
Strength of Victory
GREEN BAY clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over N.Y. Giants if:
Arizona, Detroit, Miami, Minnesota and San Francisco all win and Carolina, Houston and Tampa Bay all lose.
N.Y. GIANTS clinch strength of victory tiebreaker over Green Bay if:
1) Detroit or Minnesota loses.
2) Any two of the following results occur: Arizona loss, Miami loss, San Francisco loss, Carolina win, Houston win, Tampa Bay win.
If N.Y. Giants and Green Bay end up tied in strength of victory, then tie will be decided by best strength of schedule.
I hope the Giants make it. One more chance to beat them, and piss off my roomate, is too good to pass up.
DET/DAL and PIT/CIN are the 1PM games in the Philly area. This week is a rare double doubleheader, but there won't be a late game on CBS because of the home game....
rare double doubleheader? you mean 3 games? what....
CBS and FOX both have doubleheaders this Sunday...
taterskins get the kickoff and get to midfield after 2 first downs...
Skins inside the 20...Betts fumbled, returned by the Giants all the way inside the 15....
Go taterskins
Giants go 3 and out. Eli sucks.
3-0 Giants
Randle El to Moss!
7-3
I'm vomiting on myself for cheering the taterskins!
farg Eli!
Yay Jumpin' Jesus Gibbs!
Eli is a flaming homo.
Dude will NOT step into a throw. He's been launching shtein off his back foot since last year against the Panthers in the playoffs.
He just lofted one out there and it should have been picked. But shockingly the Skins dropped it.
This game is a pointing and laughing overdose. :-D
Tiki runs it in for his 2nd TD.
17-7 Jints
55 yarder too. Was it a nice run?
Yes.
He's had a few nice ones tonight. Gilbride seems to be more committed to running Tiki rther than alternating between him and Jacobs like Hufnagel. But then again - its TIki's last game so they should run him until his legs fall off.
That was a 97 yard TD drive . The Giants longest in 4 years.
Nothing cures a team's ills like playing the Washington taterskins. 8)
Jason Campbell down!
Brunell warming up.
Campbell was sliding feet first and he was taken out by a head shot by Brandon Short. Should have been a flag because he was in his slide. No flag and he's still down as they go to commercial.
Brunell will bring the Racists back for the win, book it.
Brunell enters the field to a loud chorus of boos.
First play in; false start offense. :-D
Fans have no respect. Art tells us he's a stand up guy. Come on, have some class.
Tiki is having a career night (no pun intended): 21 att 227 yds 3td (15,55,50)
Quote from: Diomedes on December 30, 2006, 10:42:41 PM
Tiki is having a career night (no pun intended): 21 att 227 yds 3td (15,55,50)
Looks like the Giants will need every damn yard, too.
If Washington had any sort of defense on the field tonight at all they'd have won. Conversely, the Giants have no defense either.
Quote from: TexasEagle on December 30, 2006, 11:17:59 PM
If Washington had any sort of defense on the field tonight at all they'd have won. Conversely, the Giants have no defense either.
Isn't it kind of fitting that Washington's season would somehow end before any other teams?
First play of the DET-DAL game...
Roy Williams picks off Jon Kitna and takes it to the house. Flag on the play!
Personal foul on Terence Newman the INT is negated and no points.
It was a BS call, but since it bones Dallas - I like it.
3-0 Lions :yay
Terrible first series for DAL...
Romo sacked and tries to get rid of the ball and fumbles. They actually get two yards because the fumble went forward.
TO drops a pass.
Romo almost sacked and dumps it to Barber who is stuffed.
DRUMMOND = 41 yard PUNT RETURN!! :yay :yay
It's strange to watch football at 10a.m.
You on the west coast this week?
Dallas drops two more INTs. Henry in the endzone and Roy Williams in the endzone. :-D
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2006, 01:17:58 PM
It's strange to watch football at 10a.m.
I thought you lived on the eas coast.
Ya, I do. But I'm on the west coast for a couple weeks.
no TD for DET.
Another FG attempt - about to be 6-0 DET
Too bad Detroit couldn't get a TD on that drive.
I hear BOOING of Tony Romo. Someone's going to get a faceful of John Shango the Stonethrower.
Wow...Cowboys STs are handing the field to the Lions. If only the farging Lions could do anything with it...
Drummond another big return. Add in a 15yd penalty and the Lions start at the 21 of Dallas.
:-D
Amazing catch by Roy Williams. :-D TD Lions
TD Lions
questionable catch though. Williams may or may not have toe-tapped.
Could be 13-0 if the challenge is upheld
TD Roy fargin Williams. Ha! Parcells is challenging. Looks to me like it will stand...no conclusive evidence that he didn't get that right toe down.
Cowboys are getting embarrassed in their own house AGAIN. I'm loving it!
Ha! Its a TD.
13-0 Lions.
This is looking good so far.
13-7 Lions
Barber scores his 16th TD of the year.
Kitna just heaved a 40 yard pass into triple coverage...INT.
WTF kind of thinking was that?
Other Game Updates:
Cleveland & Houston tied at zero. Is anyone watching this game? I doubt it.
New England leading Tennessee 12-3
Seattle leading Tampa Bay 10-3
New York Jets leading Oaklan 7-3 (Jets win and they are in)
Pittsburgh leading Cincinnati 7-0
New Orleans leading Carolina 14-7 behind Jamie Martin at QB.
St. Louis leading Minnesota 10-7
Kansas City leading Jacksonville 14-10
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2006, 02:03:34 PM
Kitna just heaved a 40 yard pass into triple coverage...INT.
WTF kind of thinking was that?
2-13 thinking.
Dallas driving - probably will go up 14-13
Well what do you expect from Detroit?
The Pats-Titans game is incredibly physical.
Even Troy Brown got a 15-yarder for unnecessary roughness. :-D
If Dallas wins this game after the performance their STs have put up, it will only be because the Lions SUCK.
Three times Dallas STs have handed awesome field position to the Lions, and it looks like they'll have to settle for a third FG attempt because they farging suck.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2006, 02:26:02 PM
Three times Dallas STs have handed awesome field position to the Lions, and it looks like they'll have to settle for a third FG attempt because they farging suck.
The one Lions player who doesn't suck just scored another TD.
TD Roy Williams. That was way too easy. Dallas farged up the coverage something fierce.
Sweet way to end the half.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2006, 02:26:02 PM
Three times Dallas STs have handed awesome field position to the Lions, and it looks like they'll have to settle for a third FG attempt because they farging suck.
TD Lions!!! 20 - 14 Lions
How do the Cowboys not have 3 or 4 guys on Roy Williams on that play?
Bironas just missed a 23-yard FG against New England. Blocked?
Pacman just took a punt to the house.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 31, 2006, 02:37:56 PM
Pacman just took a punt to the house.
That was a sweet runback. The Patriots actually had good coverage, but he just busted it.
So did Terrence Newman.
23-21 Lions...
Ligers just got a FG
Lions are gonna lose this game. Three times they couldn't punch it in and settled for FGs. That catches up to you.
Wonder Boy throws an INT. He has now thrown an INT and fumbled today. He looks more Bobby Hoyingish every week.
Bwahahah!
30-21 Lions...TD to Mike Furrey
The Boys D gave up 30 points to the Lions. :-D
Their game against Seattle is going to be ugly. Really, really ugly.
John Shango's head is gonna explode....more Romo booing. :-D :-D
That little idiot Gramatica hits a FG...
30-24 Lions
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2006, 03:20:56 PM
John Shango's head is gonna explode....more Romo booing. :-D :-D
Yep... that one is gonna be a pants creamer. :-D
Other scores;
Cleveland - 6
Houston - 14
New England - 26
Tennessee - 13
Seattle - 23
Tampa Bay - 7
Cincinnati - 10
Pittsburgh -7
New York Jets - 23
Oakland - 3
Carolina - 31
New Orleans - 21
St. Louis - 34
Minnesota - 7
Kansas City - 35
Jacksonville - 24
I"m glad STL is eliminated. I wanted no parts of them.
Lions OT Jonathon Scott getting taken off on a stretcher...
Rams now lead 41-7
Steelers now lead 14-10
Jets beat the Raiders and clinch a wildcard spot, knocking out Jacksonville
Bengals just took the lead on the Steelers, less than 3 mins left
Panthers about to win against the Saints reserves. Another "glad they're out"....
Bobby Hoying has a knack for picking up his own fumbles and making a play.
3rd and long in the endzone and he fumbles - picks it up and finds Little T for a first down. Now he throws a deep ball to Witten and they are close to midfield.
And Little T grabs a BOMB from Hoying for a TD.
99yd drive.
31-30 Dallas
Houston beat Cleveland 14-6
DET is anally raping Dallas on 3rd downs.
Lions driving...
Mike Furrey makes his 11th catch and the Lions are inside the 20!!
Both teams now have two 100yd receivers...Owens and Glenn & Furrey and Williams
MIKE F'ING WILLIAMS! :D :D
Hahahahahaha!!
Mike Williams with the 21 yard TD catch
37-31 Lions :-D :-D :-D
TOUCHDOWN!
Mike Williams?! :-D
36-31 Lions. :yay
Failed 2 pt attempt.
2-pt conv broken up
36-31, 4:24 left
Make that 36-31...DET goes for two and does not make it.
Pittsburgh just tied Cincy at 17... 1:03 left.
Seattle beat Tampa Bay 23-7
Romo didn't pick up THAT fumble! :-D
FUMBLE!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hoying fumbles...and DET recovers!
His 3rd turnover today
Romo gets hit by no one and FUMBLES! Lions recover. :-D
Romo has a bad habit of dropping his balls. :paranoid
1 INT, 4 fumbles... can't wait to see the Stonethrower defending his boy.
I wonder if it's safe to BOOOO Tony Romo? :-D
Bengals about to kick the GW FG
39-31 Lions, 3 mins left
DAl holds the Lions to a FG
39-31
I'm pissed that the Lions are too incompetent to ice this game. Giving up 39 points to Detroit is more embarrassing for the Boys than shteinting the bed at home in their two biggest games earlier in the season.
Philly switched to the Eagles game :boom
Graham missed the winning FG! OT for Steelers/Bengals
Dallas inside the 30 :boom :boom :boom
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 31, 2006, 04:11:26 PM
Graham missed the winning FG! OT for Steelers/Bengals
shtein! I need Big Ben to not score in my money league.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 31, 2006, 04:16:14 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 31, 2006, 04:11:26 PM
Graham missed the winning FG! OT for Steelers/Bengals
shtein! I need Big Ben to not score in my money league.
:boom
fargin' Shayne Graham.
:27 left, 6 yd line, no timeouts :paranoid
Chiefs won 35-30
4th and goal for the Cowboys.
Romo runs to the 1 yard line, Lions win!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
That was a great game (Dallas/Lions). Eagles have the division and the Cowboys still suck. Eagles game on now... finally.
67-yd pass, Roethlisberger to Holmes........BENGALS OUT
Patriots win 40-23....TITANS OUT
Down to the Broncos game....
Denver wins = Denver #5, NY Jets #6
Denver loses = NY Jets #5, Kansas City #6
#1 and #2 in the AFC are also still up in the air between the Chargers and Ravens.
#3 and #4 aren't set either.
So....
All 6 spots in the NFC are set
None of the 6 spots in the AFC are set
Cutler and Rivers knocked out with injuries
4th quarter:
27-20 Chargers
19-7 Ravens
27-15 Colts
20-16 49ers
Chargers win and clinch the #1 seed
Ravens about to win and clinch the #2 seed
27-22 Colts, 3 mins left
Colts win and clinch the #3 seed
Patriots get the #4 seed
SF/DEN is the only game still playing....
SF/Denver going to OT!
FOX cares about this game so much that they're using FOX Sports Net graphics instead :-D
Damn...I can't believe that DEN tied it up. :o
SF in Denver territory
KC Chiefs fans in knots right now
6:50 left
Even a tie gets DEN in.
Under 3 mins left, Niners at the 25
Nedney lines up and kicks a 36yd FG...Menefee blows the call and says he missed it, but he makes it.
Denver is out. Good.
SF - 26
DEN - 23
KC and Herm are in!
Kansas City @ Indianapolis
NY Jets @ New England
There's the AFC wildcard games
Go Chefs & Jets
lol Broncos just lost to the Niners.
Bums
So, will the yearly Colts' choke job come this year against KC or later down the road?
Larry Johnson against the Colts run defense?
Holy jeez.
Saturday 4:30 NBC = Kansas City @ Indianapolis
Saturday 8:00 NBC = Dallas @ Seattle
Sunday 1:00 CBS = NY Jets @ New England
Sunday 4:30 FOX = NY Giants @ Philadelphia
Clinched draft picks:
1 = Oakland
2 = Detroit
5 = Arizona
6 = Washington
7 = Minnesota
8 = Houston
9 = Miami
10 = Atlanta
11 = San Francisco
17 = Jacksonville
18 = Cincinnati
19 = Tennessee
================
If the Bears beat the Packers:
3 = Cleveland
4 = Tampa Bay
12 = Green Bay
13 = Buffalo
14 = St. Louis
15 = Carolina
16 = Pittsburgh
If the Packers beat the Bears:
3 = Cleveland/Tampa Bay coin flip winner
4 = Cleveland/Tampa Bay coin flip loser
12 = Buffalo
13 = St. Louis
14 = Carolina
15 = Pittsburgh
16 = Green Bay
NY Giants will pick 20 and Denver will pick 21 unless the Giants make the Super Bowl.
22-32 will be determined by the playoffs.
If I were the Eagles, I'd settle for pick #32.
Grossman tonight
2/11
33 yards
0 TD
2 INT
0.0 rating
Chicago is going to lose in the playoffs. I hope somehow they scrape it out to the NFCCG and the Eagles go to Chicago.
Make that 3 INTs...two returned for TDs
About to be 23-0 GB
Man you are such a pessimist. How could you possibly be ignoring Favre's performance today in maybe his final game in the NFL?
Disrespecting Favre is disrespecting the entire history of the NFL.
Quote from: King Cole on December 31, 2006, 09:39:34 PM
Man you are such a pessimist. How could you possibly be ignoring Favre's performance today in maybe his final game in the NFL?
Disrespecting Favre is disrespecting the entire history of the NFL.
Didn't you just love the video montage of the "Looks of Favre" over the years with that soft melody playing in the background? :puke
Quote from: King Cole on December 31, 2006, 09:39:34 PM
Man you are such a pessimist. How could you possibly be ignoring Favre's performance today in maybe his final game in the NFL?
Disrespecting Favre is disrespecting the entire history of the NFL.
:-D
See you suckas next year in the playoffs ;D
just read on PFT.com that Darrent Williams for the Broncos was shot and killed last night at a nightclub :boo
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 01, 2007, 08:01:08 AM
just read on PFT.com that Darrent Williams for the Broncos was shot and killed last night at a nightclub :boo
Link. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070101/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_broncos_williams_6)
Oh my Gawd, did anyone see Parcells press conference? He looked like a beat dog.
QuoteTexans | Team will look to add more playmakers in offseason
Tue, 2 Jan 2007 08:57:10 -0800
John McClain, of the Houston Chronicle, reports the Houston Texans' top offseason priority will be to add more playmakers on the offensive side of the football. "We've got to find some playmakers," head coach Gary Kubiak said. "We have got to find a way to make some big plays. It's so hard to just march 3 and 4 yards a play. We didn't score enough points, either. Somehow, we've got to find guys that can make big plays and score points, because we definitely didn't do that this year." The team may also add another pass rusher to the roster. The Texans finished with just 28 sacks on the season.
playmakers....maybe like Reggie Bush?
yay Charlie Casserly!