It's easy to pick chicks that we all think are hot. But there are some that I don't see that others seem to.
My first:
(http://images.askmen.com/imagessexsymbol/january00/juliaroberts/julia_roberts_150.jpg)
Big giant teeth in a bass-like mouth.
(http://www.canmag.com/images/front/people2/alilarter.jpg)
Horse face
I just don't get either one of these
(http://www.sandra-bullock.org/images/wedding.jpg)
(http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/uma/tn_Thurman_JS682469.jpg)
Blech.
I think Uma Thurman is smokin, but I agree with Bullock.
(http://static.tv4.se/imagesdb/editor/lost/lost/60538735-523E-4385-B1A8-2E0167167467.jpg)
Shemale
(http://www.schule-nuerensdorf.ch/schulen/hatzenbuehl/projekt/wquestb30304/styles/bilder/jennifer_lopez_07%20Kopie%201.jpg)
She just doesn't do it for me. I like Latino's, I like big asses, but I don't like her. Maybe because she's an unlikeable bitch, but who knows.
(http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/camerond_3.jpg)
(http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/kirstendunst5.JPG)
How could I forget this snagglepuss?
Sara Jessica Parker is my #1. I can't stand that skinny ass, horse faced biatch. She looks like she's post op transgender with a case of teh downs.
(http://www.celebopedia.com/sarah-jessica-parker/images/sarah-jessica-parker.jpg)
Followed closely by Courtney Cox. She does have a pretty face when she's got a butt load of make up on........
(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/courtney_cox/courtney_cox_1.jpg)
.....but she's hella skinny and looks like total shtein without makeup.
(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/courtney_cox/courtney_cox_2.jpg)
LOL @ Sarah Jessica. One of my favorite Family Guy lines by Peter: "She has a face like a foot!"
Courtney looked great a long time ago. But she hasn't aged well.
My contribution:
(http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/11/pamela-anderson-miscarriage.jpg)
(http://images.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2003_feb/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_150.jpg)
Quote from: King Cole on December 16, 2006, 11:47:44 PM
(http://www.canmag.com/images/front/people2/alilarter.jpg)
Horse face
You = retard.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 17, 2006, 10:45:56 AM
Courtney looked great a long time ago. But she hasn't aged well.
True. The first movie I remember seeing her in was Ace Ventura. She had a little more meat on her bones then. She looked decent when she started with Friends too but you can see a huge difference in her weight when the show started compared to when it ended.
Ali Larter = hot.
http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses/ali-larter/usenet/ts-Ali_Larter-The_Whipped_Cream_Girl.jpg (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses/ali-larter/usenet/ts-Ali_Larter-The_Whipped_Cream_Girl.jpg)
Ali Larter = ridiculously hot.
Bunkley = even more clueless about broads than football, movies, other sports & life in general.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2006, 11:17:31 AM
Ali Larter = hot.
http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses/ali-larter/usenet/ts-Ali_Larter-The_Whipped_Cream_Girl.jpg (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses/ali-larter/usenet/ts-Ali_Larter-The_Whipped_Cream_Girl.jpg)
Meh. The whipped cream scene isn't very convincing, IMO. Shows she has very few curves of any sort.
She's attractive, but not at the level most people think.
Here's my contribution, dedicated to Phreak:
All made up and heavily airbrushed for FHM:
(http://static.flickr.com/44/142911999_3fc645147b.jpg)
But this is more like what she really looks like:
(http://www.treasureknit.com/images/celebrities/rachael_ray_large3.jpg)
No boobies, despite an oft-expanding waistline. Annoying voice. And she never comes across a food she doesn't like. Barf.
Quote from: Father Demon on December 17, 2006, 01:48:52 AM
(http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/kirstendunst5.JPG)
How could I forget this snagglepuss?
I agree with that. I don't see how anyone could think she is hot.
(http://www.repubblica.it/2003/e/gallerie/spettacoliecultura/jessica-simpson/esterne041955030404195750_big.jpg)
butta face
You are nuts. Her face isn't ghastly and her body is insane.
Rachel Ray isn't hot, but she can be cute. She needs to shut up and cook.
(http://www.buttermilkpress.com/rachel-ray-time-11.jpg)
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 17, 2006, 03:44:44 PM
She needs to shut up and cook.
Why stop there when the concept could be applied to all women.
(http://www.jennifer-love-hewitt-pictures.com/jennifer-love-hewitt-may23-7.jpg)
Nice tits and all... but I always thought she pretty much looks like a chipmunk.
Don't have time to dig for pics right now, but Kate Moss has to be on the top of that list.
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/13/film.neve.campbell.ap/story.neve.campbell.ap.jpg)
I don't know if anyone thinks she's hot anymore, but people used to and I never did.
Quote from: Zanshin on December 17, 2006, 05:42:28 PM
Don't have time to dig for pics right now, but Kate Moss has to be on the top of that list.
I wasn't aware that anyone other than gay fashion designers and that junkie from Babyshambles ever considered her to be hot.
Quote from: King Cole on December 17, 2006, 05:48:29 PM
I don't know if anyone thinks she's hot anymore, but people used to and I never did.
I never saw the fascination with her.
Here's an old school chick I never thought was hot (Tawny Kitaen):
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/05/250px-Tawny_Kitaen.jpg)
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/ENHFBFLJNICD/kickoff_inside1_050922.jpg)
The whole heroin addicted skinny model look is not hot. The fashion world is really just a bunch of Romes anyway. farg fashion
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 17, 2006, 04:12:59 PM
(http://www.jennifer-love-hewitt-pictures.com/jennifer-love-hewitt-may23-7.jpg)
Nice tits and all... but I always thought she pretty much looks like a chipmunk.
You've obviously never done it with a chipmunk. It's bloody and more work than it should be but the payoff is well worth it. :yay
Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt....she's always been insanely hot to me...but she's also the type of girl that has a short shelf life...I'd get tired of that shtein quick it feels like. Certain women have that effect.
Quote from: hbionic on December 18, 2006, 01:46:59 PM
Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt....she's always been insanely hot to me...but she's also the type of girl that has a short shelf life...I'd get tired of that shtein quick it feels like. Certain women have that effect.
You mean the ones with no penises?
Yep.
Here's another one:
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/julia-stiles/pictures/julia-stiles-picture-1.jpg)
NOTHING is hot about this girl.
who is that?
Good call Feva. She's got no redeming physical qualities unless you have a thing for skinny bitches with no ass or titties. And what's the deal with her jacked up smile? She looks like the Joker without all of the toxic acid induced plastic surgery.
Quote from: hbionic on December 18, 2006, 02:12:48 PM
who is that?
Julia Styles.
Which reminds me......I know who most of these skanks are just by looking at them but not all of them. So how about we all include a name with the pics.
Quote from: Father Demon on December 17, 2006, 01:48:52 AM
(http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/kirstendunst5.JPG)
How could I forget this snagglepuss?
Hotness doesn't matter with her - Butterbags like that are like a hypnotist's watch
They're not great. She simply likes to go without a bra.
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 18, 2006, 02:10:51 PM
Here's another one:
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/julia-stiles/pictures/julia-stiles-picture-1.jpg)
NOTHING is hot about this girl.
She looked decent in the Bourne movies. Not great but decent. :paranoid
a lot of yous are just posting ugly chicks
im pretty sure no one has ever called julia styles racheal ray or SJP HOT
SJP was hot in one movie...Striking Distance
I know a few guys that think SJP is hot. I'm still befuddled.
Quote from: SunMo on December 18, 2006, 02:49:06 PM
SJP was hot in one movie...Striking Distance
I was just about to post that.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 18, 2006, 02:48:37 PM
a lot of yous are just posting ugly chicks
im pretty sure no one has ever called julia styles racheal ray or SJP HOT
Says the guy who posted Lurie's lady. :-D
For real though... I've heard lots of people say they think Styles and Parker are hot and I know a few people have their Rachael Ray fettishes too.
SJP was hot not ugly as shtein in one movie...Striking Distance
word.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 18, 2006, 03:03:29 PM
SJP was hot not ugly as shtein in one movie...Striking Distance
word.
Exactly.
Parker is not bad for an older, wrinkly bitch.
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/17/xin_181003170932747062311.jpg)
Lindsay Lohan. Never really saw the attraction, other than a great pair of dirty pillows.
"Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan was hot. A little meat on her bones, pretty face, huge cans, etc.
Current Lindsay looks like she has a flesh-eating virus. No thanks.
Quote from: Father Demon on December 18, 2006, 03:20:21 PM
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/17/xin_181003170932747062311.jpg)
Lindsay Lohan. Never really saw the attraction, other than a great pair of dirty pillows.
She's pretty much a disgusting tramp now but over the weekend I happened to catch the last 45 minutes or so of Mean Girls on tv and she was looking quite ripe in it.
(http://www.meangirls.com/downloads/wallpapers/cady1280.jpg)
(http://www.superbabes.net/pictures/mischa-barton/mischa-barton3.jpg)
Gross. I don't understand men who like, skinny, ugly, white bitches. Do you want a awoman or your male friend from when you were 13?
I wouldn't go as far as calling her gross. In fact, I see nothing wrong with her. But that's kinda the point of this thread. :D
Overrated? Yes. Gross? No.
The ones I thought of first (Julia Roberts and SJP) have already been said. Here's another:
(http://www.poster.net/danes-claire/danes-claire-photo-claire-danes-6227138.jpg)
Claire Danes
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 18, 2006, 05:13:17 PM
Overrated? Yes. Gross? No.
That's a professionally lit shot, with a pro. photograpgher. I tried to link to some of the candids on the web, but they wouldn't load. google it yourself. Her in a bikini is naeuseating.
I disagree about Mischa Barton. Yeah, she's as skinny as a clothesline and her jugs are like a couple of bing cherries but she's damn pretty.
Claire Danes looks like hell in that picture, btw. She was way hotter when she was 15. ;)
(http://i1.tinypic.com/x3eqg2.jpg)
You guys need to start putting names with the pics, or I need to watch more of the E! Network.
Quote from: methdeez on December 18, 2006, 04:51:37 PM
Gross. I don't understand men who like, skinny, ugly, white bitches. Do you want a awoman or your male friend from when you were 13?
I agree big-time.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 18, 2006, 06:01:48 PM
(http://i1.tinypic.com/x3eqg2.jpg)
Sus, is that Evangeline Lilly?
Yep. Sorry about that.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 18, 2006, 05:41:23 PMClaire Danes looks like hell in that picture, btw. She was way hotter when she was 15. ;)
It's pervy, but you're basically right about that. Some girls hit the wall earlier than others. Danes already hit it. Starting to look mad skeletal. I think Jessica Love Hewitt is hot, but she looks like another one that might hit the wall hard when she does hit it. That's a face that can't withstand much additional distortion before going from cute to ugly.
Lindsay Lohan had much potential but skanked herself up and didn't take care of her body, plus she's got that freckles-all-over thing going on which is not a good look. Plus her snatch looks like a catcher's mitt left out in the sun for a week. Any remaining sex appeal she has comes from her big funbags and the look she has that says she gives up anal to any dirty old man who buys her two beers.
Lindsay Lohan never did anything for me in the first place. People at a certain message board which shall remain nameless used to fricken drool all over her, and for the life of me, I never saw it. She looked like any ten random bimbo's you'd see in a McDonald's on a given lunch rush to me, yet dudes went nuts over her.
Still don't get it, actually. Even the pictures where she's supposedly "hot" aren't that great.
Jessica Alba is a farging goddess, btw.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 18, 2006, 08:53:21 PM
Yep. Sorry about that.
Sorry cause you made a mistake or sorry because you think she's ugly? I think she's bangin.
Sorry for both. Like many of the ladies in this thread, she can look good under the right circumstances (I sure wouldn't kick her out)...but she's overrated.
mischa barton is the best call on this thread so far
lohan is hot as balls
lohan was hot as balls in mean girls and around that time. that firecrotch, her humongo cans...then she became a coke whore, stopped eating, got all farged up in the head and is well pasted her prime. damaged goods. but thats obviously igys thing.
(http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg)
IGY thinks balls are hot.
as long as lohan doesnt have fake blonde hair she is hotter than balls (if thats even possible)
Melanie Griffith
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RnPeLztg_edd2M:http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0211/MGriffith_150x218.jpg)
Back in the 80's maybe, but apparently having sex with Don Johnson ruins women.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 19, 2006, 03:09:47 PM
as long as lohan doesnt have fake blonde hair she is hotter than balls (if thats even possible)
(http://www.dirtyflower.com/wp-content/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg)
Sory, igy, I don't care WHAT the hair color is. The girl has a bad case of Karen Carpenteritis.
lohan is banging because if she wanted to she could look that good again. shes almost perfect when she has more weight.
QuoteLohan Suffers for Her Art
Lindsay Lohan faces an uncomfortable movie shoot after preparations for her latest role as a pole dancer left her covered in bruises. The actress has been taking striptease lessons from a professional ahead of filming "I Know Who Killed Me", but is now regretting the hands-on research. In an email sent to friends Lohan moans, "So... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect (them) now... I'm not gonna lie to you." Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik confirms to PageSix.com, "She's been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit." Lohan faces another five weeks of discomfort while she completes the movie.
Pole dancing classes? If they allowed spectators, they'd make a fortune.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 08:53:34 AM
Pole dancing classes? If they allowed spectators, they'd make a fortune.
Well, I think that's the idea of the movie for which she's taking them.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 08:53:34 AM
Pole dancing classes? If they allowed spectators, they'd make a fortune.
If they allowed spectators it'd be a strip club.
I meant for famous movie actresses, dinguses.
::) :-D
What is the plural for dingus? Is it dinguses or dingi?
i respect strippers too.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 20, 2006, 10:27:52 AM
i respect strippers too.
Strippers are like wives. They take your money and don't have sex with you.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 20, 2006, 10:26:09 AM
What is the plural for dingus? Is it dinguses or dingi?
Haha! I almost posted 'dingi' but then I figured you guys would bust my crackers over that, so. . . :flipoff
I'm thinking it would be dingi. Like fungus and fungi.
What are the chances we some Lohan tits in this movie?
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 11:35:40 AM
What are the chances we some Lohan tits in this movie?
What are the chances Lohan still has tits?
It's dinguses; however, the word is more appropriately used to describe doohickeys or watchamacallits than idiots.
who gives a farg? (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dingus)
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 20, 2006, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 11:35:40 AM
What are the chances we some Lohan tits in this movie?
What are the chances Lohan still has tits?
Chances are, shes gotta put on weight to be a stripper. Nobody wants a skinny stripper with no tits. Thats not Hollywood.
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 12:54:37 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 20, 2006, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 11:35:40 AM
What are the chances we some Lohan tits in this movie?
What are the chances Lohan still has tits?
Chances are, shes gotta put on weight to be a stripper. Nobody wants a skinny stripper with no tits. Thats not Hollywood.
Nobody wants them, but if you go to just about any club in the middle of IL, you're going to find them.
well yes, that's a given. they've gotta start somewhere and earn them titties. my point is hollywood always exaggerates things. so I'm guessing she'll be back to a normal weight and sporting some nice tits. at least I'm hoping.
(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/afrodita_apolo_atenea/Renee%20Zellweger.jpg)
Renee Zellweger
People think she's hot?
how could we forget that one. she's the worst of all.
Yeah, I don't get her either. She's not even remotely attractive.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Never been a big fan of Milla Jovovich. She needs a sandwich STAT.
(http://www.milla-jovovich.us/images/milla.jpg)
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 21, 2006, 10:13:50 PM
Never been a big fan of Milla Jovovich. She needs a sandwich STAT.
Or ten.
Renee Zellweger was kind of cute in Me, Myself and Irene. And while I agree that she's not hot, she's not totally unfargable either.
zellwigga was super cute in show me the money but shes been dead to me since
and no one has ever called her hot
She's definitely bangable but you're right in that I don't remember anyone referring to her as 'hot'.
What do you guys think of her?
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/hillary_swank1_narrowweb__200x315.jpg)
She's hot, but looks like an Alien in that pic
Mannish with a nice chest.
I've never found Hillary Skank to be attractive. Ever. I'd also say that judging by the previews of her new movie, it looks to be strikingly similar to Dangerous Minds. Except that Michelle Pfieffer is hot.
id bang jesse mckenna chad lowes aids stricken 'life goes on' character before i touched that manster
OK, but what about Corky?
Swank is butt. She reminds me of a man.
OK, but what about Corky?
i dont know what was a better tv moment:
corky doing a dance routine to 'fight the power'
corky getting lost in a chicago ghetto and gettin down with a hooker
corky thinking his family are aliens from venus whos weakness is dairy products and ends up attacking them with baking soda and milk
corky going dolphin riding
Quote from: Beef Rapp on December 22, 2006, 11:08:20 AM
What do you guys think of her?
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/hillary_swank1_narrowweb__200x315.jpg)
Barbaro?
I think the thread needs to be changed to ugly women in hollywood. nobody is arguing these dogs. the only one I would argue is juila roberts. i would dowse that fire.
Zellweger was on Letterman the other night. I wanted to bang that rape style...she looked hot...she also look really dirty in chicago...she'd definitely get the anal treatment...if she'd let me. :-\