Do any of you nerds play Risk? I'm not a big game person, video games or otherwise, but I've been playing Risk online against friends lately and it's addicting. And today is the first day in a while I have absolutley nothing to do at work. Anyway, if anyone wants to play I'll start a game up and send you an invite. Oh, and I am really really bad at this game.
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Count me in too, sugartits.
I haven't played that game since I was a kid. I don't have time today but where are you playing? I didn't know there was an online version.
warfish.net
HOLLA
Axis and Allies here.
I want to get in on this.
PM me your email if you want to play.
Hoo boy.
Good times.
You know, Hoe Cakes. This works a lot better if you actually take your turn from time to time.
I'd consider it, but I know there's no way to get through to that site from here. :poison
I just bought Risk last year cause a friend told me to try it. pretty cool game, if you have the time. i didn't know you could play online, pretty cool. i'd love to join, but i got too much shtein to do.
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Losers. Each and every one of you.
I want to kick PP54's ass.
I PM'd back. It took a few minutes because I was reading the Inky and DN, my bad.
FIGHT ME NOW, FF!
Ok, I'm set up.
This is fun. It took me a minute to get my bearings since I haven't played the game in a couple of years.
SunMo and Phatty have similar I-don't-care-what-it-does-to-my-chances-to-win-because-you-farged-with-me-so-now-I'm-going-to-make-sure-you-lose-no-matter-what mentalities in the game. Very interesting.
do you realize that you're the only one who didn't forget about the game the second it was over?
Quote from: SunMo on November 21, 2006, 01:14:39 PM
do you realize that you're the only one who didn't forget about the game the second it was over?
That's where you're wrong. A true strategerist remembers everything and uses it to his advantage next game.
I'm fighting with sticks, stones and poo bombs now. I have no man-power left
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 21, 2006, 01:10:32 PM
SunMo and Phatty have similar I-don't-care-what-it-does-to-my-chances-to-win-because-you-farged-with-me-so-now-I'm-going-to-make-sure-you-lose-no-matter-what mentalities in the game. Very interesting.
actually that is my strategy.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2006, 01:20:00 PM
I'm fighting with sticks, stones and poo bombs now. I have no man-power left
You have the I-suck-so-I'm-going-to-unknowingly-hand-the-game-to-rjs thing going on.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 21, 2006, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 21, 2006, 01:10:32 PM
SunMo and Phatty have similar I-don't-care-what-it-does-to-my-chances-to-win-because-you-farged-with-me-so-now-I'm-going-to-make-sure-you-lose-no-matter-what mentalities in the game. Very interesting.
actually that is my strategy.
You've made it work for you all too often.
I'll be better next time. Like I said - took me a few turns to get the hang of it again.
So do I hit "create rematch" or wait until you all are done?
don't worry about it, i have about an 8% winning percentage.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2006, 01:29:06 PM
So do I hit "create rematch" or wait until you all are done?
I'm in. Oh, and thanks for your cards. They're helpful.
thats actually something important that changes the whole strategy. i played about 10 games before i realized that when you eliminate someone you get all their cards.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 21, 2006, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 21, 2006, 01:10:32 PM
SunMo and Phatty have similar I-don't-care-what-it-does-to-my-chances-to-win-because-you-farged-with-me-so-now-I'm-going-to-make-sure-you-lose-no-matter-what mentalities in the game. Very interesting.
actually that is my strategy.
I don't think that vindictiveness counts as a strategy... especially when your 'strategy' ensures that you and one other person will lose, but hardly ever actually leads to you winning.
its more fun so if it kills me also, so be it. as long as i farg the other person.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 21, 2006, 01:30:49 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2006, 01:29:06 PM
So do I hit "create rematch" or wait until you all are done?
I'm in. Oh, and thanks for your cards. They're helpful.
No problem. It is almost Thanksgiving afterall. I'm in the giving mood.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 21, 2006, 01:33:00 PM
I don't think that vindictiveness counts as a strategy... especially when your 'strategy' ensures that you and one other person will lose, but hardly ever actually leads to you winning.
i won that game after your little hissyfit.
Congrats!!!!!2
phatty, it's your turn in the rematch
i need to stop soon, it's all i've done today.
i was playing like 8 games at once at one point.
I'd kick all your asses in Risk. Love military games.
Holy shtein - I didn't expect that. I was nuked. :-D :'(
Quote from: Munson on November 21, 2006, 03:20:30 PM
I'd kick all your asses in Risk. Love military games.
I'll get right on inviting you!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2006, 03:23:13 PM
Holy shtein - I didn't expect that. I was nuked. :-D :'(
This sounds like a fun version of Risk. Updated to today standards of weapons? Niiisse 8)
by nuked, he just meant i smoked him really bad. it's the same rules as normal risk.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 21, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
by nuked, he just meant i smoked him really bad. it's the same rules as normal risk.
Ah I see. Normal Risk is definately the best....but some of the computer games I've had of it have had pretty cool versions. Too bad I havn't played any of them in years.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 21, 2006, 01:10:32 PM
SunMo and Phatty have similar I-don't-care-what-it-does-to-my-chances-to-win-because-you-farged-with-me-so-now-I'm-going-to-make-sure-you-lose-no-matter-what mentalities in the game. Very interesting.
:-D :-D :-D
My brother and I used to get into plenty of shouting matches because of that.
My connection crapped out and just came back on. So I uh probably lost. :-D
it'll stay on your turn until you go.
In, if anyone is up for a game.
a game of hide the salami?
My friend plays himself in risk.
I'm too good at that game. I make most people cry.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 21, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
by nuked, he just meant i smoked him really bad. it's the same rules as normal risk.
Yeah...I was all set to go after some countries on my next turn and then I clicked refresh and saw you had wiped me out.
I'm down for another game...anyone?
im in...
Need two more...
sure
ha...i thought you had to stop
i lied
One more and I'll send out the e-mail...
Munson...hbionic...let's go or rjs since he's back on
Quote from: Hoe Cakes on November 21, 2006, 03:42:54 PM
My connection crapped out and just came back on. So I uh probably lost. :-D
It's still your turn, retard.
You in, rj?
I'm in...just where do I go. :paranoid
PM me your e-mail address
somebody has to be the one to email the invites...let's get it crackin
Check your PM.
Sent.
Ready. :evil
waiting for matty and rjs to join
Just waiting on rj & Matt
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i think rjs is out...can you delete him so we can start?
Rj is in...game has started
nevermind
shut up
hb, you're up.
I think its you now rjs. I'm still trying to decipher this shtein.
I'm hurt that I wasn't invited.
OK, no. Not really.
rjs is in transit from home to work, so he won't be making his next move until he gets to work, probably in 15-20 min
I know his password and will take his turn!
i will be taking off soon too, and probably won't be back on til the morning.
yeah, me too.
meet back here tomorrow for me risk fun111!!!1!1
Just when I was about to smoke you all. :-*
I'm in tomorrow.
Ok, then. We'll resume tomorrow.
I'll smoke all you fools.
i'm 3/4 today. but not looking good in both games i'm in now.
I always liked this game in the opening and early stages. Then it just turns into rolling fistfuls of dice, and gets boring.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 21, 2006, 05:23:35 PM
i'm 3/4 today. but not looking good in both games i'm in now.
The game you made it easy for me to eliminate both you and rjs in was cool.
And the other game in which I had you down to just the 4 countries in Australia and you smoked me... that was cool too.
Anyone around for a night game?
I'm here, bitch.
maybe later...gonna bang the old lady before she heads out to dinner, then I might be free
In.
Dio, PM me your email when you're around and I'll send an invite
will do
hb, i'm setting up a game now...
rj, hit me up with an invite...I want to see how this game plays
I want to be included in any initial games that include reese and/or Dio. Fun for the whole family.
dude...my bad. thought it might be a little easier, but I declare myself retarded and out of that game until I can figure it out. dont want to waste your time
That was easy fun.
One more?
I'm on if anyone is setting one up.
HB, you're up. x3.
Are we doing that one that I rematched?
Oh yea, and Phreak, you're up in the game FF just started.
Thanks fellas...but I got to skip out..maybe tomorrow I can continue. Out.
I got invited to some "ranked game" and the map is the Washington DC area. Weird.
I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TAKE OVER ARLINGTON!!
how long does a game take, i might be able to pull one off at work. holler
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 22, 2006, 09:03:58 AM
I got invited to some "ranked game" and the map is the Washington DC area. Weird.
I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TAKE OVER ARLINGTON!!
i've played that board several times, its pretty cool actually.
are we going to get our game rolling again?
I can't get the site to load for me. It keeps timing out so it's stuck on my turn I guess. Leave it to the new guy to farg things up.
Quote from: MURP on November 22, 2006, 09:31:37 AM
how long does a game take, i might be able to pull one off at work. holler
Not long if everyone's online. It only takes one slow turn to eff the whole thing up.
sounds much like a fantasty draft on the board.
Waitin on bionic in our games...
sorry fellas. I had some appointments early.
hungover and bored. anyone?
you guys can vote to boot hoe cakes now since he held the game up a week.
I just took a massive risk to get phatty's 5 cards, and it worked.
That was the bestest turn/game evAr.
Anyone up for a game tonight?
Sure. PM me the link. But if it rolls over into tomorrow, I cna't promise I'm good to take my turns from work. Also, I haven't played this version, so I apologize in advance if I'm slow.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 28, 2006, 07:00:29 PM
Sure. PM me the link. But if it rolls over into tomorrow, I cna't promise I'm good to take my turns from work. Also, I haven't played this version, so I apologize in advance if I'm slow.
No worries. We'll probably finish it tonight. It isn't complicated so I'm not too owrried about a bright guy like you getting lost...
QuoteWinner: SkinnyKidsFightDirty
That was humiliating.
Don't take it too hard. I'm pretty good at head to head battles and it was your first time. (No lube.)
rjs is my Risk daddy.
Rematch?
Sure. Once raped, what's twice??
Done.
Can I get in on this shtein?
I can be the kid down the street with the leg brace that you put in deep right field.
We both set up rematches. So now we've got two 2-player games under way.
Quote from: Billy Beane on November 28, 2006, 07:59:33 PM
Can I get in on this shtein?
I can be the kid down the street with the leg brace that you put in deep right field.
PM me or dio your email and we'll invite you to a game.
Three games is enough for me tonight.
Alright, farg. One more.
yea i am definitely going to get my ass kicked in this game
I been schooled.
Newbies.
well i suck.
If anyone feels like being unproductive at work for the next hour or so, I'm up for a game.
Start it up, hbionic. And I still need to get in a game with Dio one of these days.
Going in now....
1 on 1 or is anyone else in? It is approximately 1:30pm eastern time as I type.
Quote from: hbionic on November 29, 2006, 01:30:39 PM
1 on 1 or is anyone else in? It is approximately 1:30pm eastern time as I type.
I told you to set it up. But since you're obviously an idiot, I'll do it.
Sucker.
You're up beeotch!
The name of the game is "SgtPSNFanClub". Chuggie and I just can't get enough Sarge.
There's also a rumor of a Sarge sex tape...and its with a non-mom female. :drool
Judging by the outcome of that game, I love Sarge more.
Good game FF. I lasted longer than I should have. You made sure I didin't get Australia from the get go and that farged me the rest of the game.
Quote from: hbionic on November 29, 2006, 02:48:37 PM
Good game FF. I lasted longer than I should have. You made sure I didin't get Australia from the get go and that farged me the rest of the game.
Yeah, then I let you keep it way too long. But you played retarded enough that it barely helped you. Ha.
I'll rematch you later you son of a bitch! :boom
Sure. Bring it.
I'm in for the next game if its today/tonight, email me with the invite.
I pwn Risk.
i spent the last hour of my work day yesterday doing this. i need ideas on what to do with the rest of it.
never mind, link doesn't work.
Anyone up for a game?
I beat rjs head-to-head this morning. I think I'm approximately 4-25 against him.
It gives me hope for the Eagles winning this Monday night.
OK, not really.
Oh come now, you're more like 4 - 12. Give yourself a little credit.
No.
Please add Demon to the list of players I've smashed. Thanks.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 30, 2006, 02:58:10 PM
Please add Demon to the list of players I've smashed. Thanks.
9 minutes. Is that a record?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2006, 01:56:30 PM
The name of the game is "SgtPSNFanClub". Chuggie and I just can't get enough Sarge.
:-D :-D :-D
But seriously........who can? If this Risk fad is still going on next week I may have to check it out. If not, then consider yourselves lucky that I don't humiliate you all in other parts of the interwebz.
It's 4:12 Eastern......who's up for a game?
I really won...if I realized what color I was. :boom Rematch.
I'll play you bionic, assuming whoever you're playing now is killing you again.
Quote from: Munson on November 30, 2006, 05:22:17 PM
I'll play you bionic, assuming whoever you're playing now is killing you again.
I am. And I had no business winning this game, but his strategy was just THAT bad.
He's right. :'(
[excuse]I'm so used to playing a computer with no brains I'm adjusting right now[/excuse]
Uno mas. >:D
Check your latest PM, bionic. AOL sucks, try the yahoo adress. Or maybe you just didn't send it the right way.
...or maybe I suck at setting it up too!
Still nothing.... :boom
Woo got it finally.
HBionic stepped out to the bank after he realized he was gettined pWn3d.
I'm still here.
lol arlight. Well I ended the game on that turn.
If you want the rematch now, i guess I have ti hit set up rematch?
There's one up already. Bring it.
current record as of today
0-4. :'(
is it too late to get in one this one?
WTF...its telling me I have to trade in some cards but then it won't let me because I don't have three of the same.
2 ammunition
2 rations
1 supplies
I click on three and it says it must be three of the same bu I don't have three of the same. ???
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2006, 07:28:21 PM
WTF...its telling me I have to trade in some cards but then it won't let me because I don't have three of the same.
2 ammunition
2 rations
1 supplies
I click on three and it says it must be three of the same bu I don't have three of the same. ???
They have to be three of the same card or three of different cards. So 1 ammunition 1 rations and 1 supplies.
Also, screw all of you.
Anyone else want to start a game?
Quote from: Billy Beane on November 30, 2006, 07:29:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2006, 07:28:21 PM
WTF...its telling me I have to trade in some cards but then it won't let me because I don't have three of the same.
2 ammunition
2 rations
1 supplies
I click on three and it says it must be three of the same bu I don't have three of the same. ???
They have to be three of the same card or three of different cards. So 1 ammunition 1 rations and 1 supplies.
Also, screw all of you.
Anyone else want to start a game?
Thanks. :yay I'd join but I already have 2 going.
Bionic destroyed me this time. He got two trades in and I didn't get a set. They basically gave him NA early lol.
Someone start a multi-player game in a bit and email me at dvagnoni@yahoo.com. Or invite me, whatever it is you do on there now.
I'd like to see what it's like playing with more then just 2 people.
I gotta walk the dog first though.
Good game munson.
Billy beane...send your email.
I'm heading to the bank...but I can set one up...I have that power now!
Anyone else want in? I'll be back here in about 20 minutes and can be available for about an hour.
If Beane gets in, invite me too.
i am in
Add Billy B. to the list. Anyone else up for a humiliating loss at the hands of rjs?
I'll beat you RJS. Send the invite.
Billy, if you click on Bionic's name in our game, you can accept his surrender and that way you and me can finish out the game.
Quote from: Munson on November 30, 2006, 09:48:15 PM
I'll beat you RJS. Send the invite.
Sent. Get ready for the pain.
I equate all of you to D & D geeks
Dude, you're obsessed with Star Wars. Glass houses, and whatnot.
Rjs, did you send it to the yahoo name?
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
fuxkInf SaTR AWRS!
Quote from: Munson on November 30, 2006, 10:09:17 PM
Rjs, did you send it to the yahoo name?
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
No, I sent it to your other email address that I have in my rolodex of Munson contact info.
I want that back. Don't want my identity stolen.
I still havn't got the invite. I'll check my mail again but it usually just pops up on the "Play" page.
yes, it usually does. whatever.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 30, 2006, 10:15:07 PM
yes, it usually does. whatever.
PM me you're email, I'll start one and see if it works. Anyone else want in?
sent
Created.
QuoteGermany attacks The Jews
:paranoid
13 minutes is all it took....
You get some of the luckiest defensive rolls I've ever seen. Oh well.
Jesus that was a long game. I'm kinda glad I screwed up the card rules or it might have been even longer.
Rubber match underway.
I'm not pleased.
That one went quick. Neutral countries piss me off....they play same damn good defense for nations who aren't prepared to go to war.
Two 15 minute games that I won and one hour and a half long marathon that Munson won. I need to win one more against him to keep my % where it has been...
Just make sure you guys stay away from the cave with the level 2 treasure troll, spells won't work on him and he has a level 5 guardian dragon.
Sounds like you know way more about role playing games than I do...
Quote from: rjs246 on December 01, 2006, 12:48:30 AM
I need to win one more against him to keep my % where it has been...
And done.
Very lucky game for you.
I wanna get more mutliplayer games goin in the future.
Everyone I beat head to head whines about my luck. And yet I win 3 out of every 4... I must be the luckiest Risk nerd eVaR!
Definitely no skill involved.
You got through a 14 armies vs. 12 armies battle with 11 or 12 still left over on your side. That's rediculous dice.
And yes, a game that involves a roll of the dice does infact have a lot to do with luck. :=)
I had you dominated before that battle and you know it. Don't worry, I'm sure my record against you will be a lot better then 1-3 in the future.
All I hear is whining. Wah wah wah. Like I said, you can get in line behind the long list of people who have learned the hard way.
Keep rematching me. You'll see. It isn't luck. Three out of every four. Like clockwork.
I suck at teh risk...bad. :'(
Oops, that's four out of five now. I'm so lucky.
You're up late risk nerd. You up for a quickie? :paranoid
Not tonight, I'm spanking Munson one more time and then I'm done.
You should take your turn in the other game though...
You should stop telling me what to do.
You should be quiet.
Oops, got lucky again. Five out of six. So Lucky.
I had control over half the world again...16 troops vs. 11 and he doesn't lose a single guy busting through the defense. Sick. farging. Dice.
Oh well. More games to come in the future.
rjs is good at the head-to-head johnsons, Munson. Just admit it.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 01, 2006, 02:03:55 AM
Everyone I beat head to head whines about my luck.
Shut up. I didn't whine at all, and you trounced me three times.
This game is like crack...I feel I need my daily dose.
Anyways, once I'm better... we need to set up one of those tournament things...so we can see who the biggest risk nerd is. :=)
Quote from: hbionic on December 01, 2006, 12:36:17 PM
Anyways, once I'm better...
It doesn't work that way. You're born gay, and you'll stay gay.
Your infatuation with the gays is a bit disturbing....even for me. Stay away.
:CF - more gay jokes than Clerks II
that should be on the banner
Hey HB, take your turn. Seriously.
I am totally kicking rjs's ass in a game he isnt playing anymore.
I rule.
It aint my turn.
I'm up for a game...anyone?
Quote from: hbionic on December 01, 2006, 06:46:34 PM
It aint my turn.
I'm up for a game...anyone?
Sure why not.
Set it up.
Anyone up for a game?
Who's up for a game today? rjs is being a little bitch.
I'm down bitches.
hey guys maybe we could actually finish our games
that would be great
i'll play
Anyone want a game?
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
I just joined some ranked game. ???
I'd be a plus member if it didn't cost money.
Started a 3-player game with phatty and Munson.
Quote from: Munson on December 04, 2006, 03:27:22 PM
I just joined some ranked game. ???
I'd be a plus member if it didn't cost money.
if you write a review of the game board after you're done, they enter you in a contest to win a + membership. i won it about a week ago, that's how i have one. it's not worth paying money for though.
Take your turn, "Billy Beane".
I did Freddie.
Your turn. Again.
This game wouldnt even be going if you would have just actually played the game 5 days ago when it was started.
Anyone want to play again? Want to finish a game before 6.
Freddie, you playing in that big tourney?
i think most of us are in it. i know i sent everyone that i've ever played invitations.
The world war 4 one?
Bionic, your turn.
I got that "KoMing" guy in my first round matchup. I'm as good as done.
i see that rjs' game in the huge tournament is over already. ha. i read your messages that shtein was funny.
My 'teammate' was whittled down to 1 or 2 armies in every country after the FIRST ROUND. It was awful.
When's the next time you clowns are playing (not including tourneys)? It's been forever since the last time I've played Risk, and I am due for a good asswhipping.
Wow, I am awful at the no-card games.
I thought you had me at that last one. If rolls could only be replaced by trivia questions...that would seem more fair.
i know this sounds like an excuse because i'm so bad, but i went 15-2 against a dude earlier today and couldn't win. these dice rolls are definitely not random, i have rolled too many 1 1 1s against a 1, and that shtein just doesn;t happen in real life. at least this often.
yea someone invite me to a game
mpmcgraw2@yahoo.com
you could invite me with my other email address it doesnt make a differrence
invited
I just beat rjs.
i just demolished both of you.
This Steelers game sucks balls. Anyone playing? Shoot me an invite.
yea im in for a game too
I'm in.
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
So send some frickin' invites
Alright I'll set it up. Billy Beane, I need your email...I think.
Billy...PM me your email or somethin.
mpmcgraw2@yahoo.com
i've played you before dude you have my other email too :-D
Yeah I just found my quick email thing. I didn't know that was there :-D
Game started. Come on in.
I grow restless. I haven't played Risk in so long, I forgot how to play, but remember it being fun. I am dangerous.
I sent you the invite.
I want in. PM'ing you my e-mail, Musnon
We started the game already but I don't know where BillyBeane went....want a one-on-one?
In.
sorry bout that i am here
You guys quit??
Good game Munson. I win. ;D
that 10-6 in SA where you killed 5 of my guys was basically the game. Good game. We'll have to play again at some point.
Munson and Billy Beane fall to my awesome newbage.
Hell of a game guys :yay
PhillyfaninDC...whenever you're ready. Bring it on! >:D
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on December 08, 2006, 01:24:59 AM
Munson and Billy Beane fall to my awesome newbage.
Hell of a game guys :yay
That was a real good game. I'm still mad you broke into Australia somehow. Very good game though.
Anyone up for a game?
It's 4 am eastern..if you're still up..... ;D
Quote from: hbionic on December 08, 2006, 04:12:49 AM
It's 4 am eastern..if you're still up..... ;D
I'm still up. If I get tired enough I might leave mid game and we can finish it another time, but if you want to start a game, I'm around for a little while.
Anyone want up for playing when they should be working?
It's Friday. Everyone should be jumping on!
I'm in. Send me a PM with your e-mail addy.
I just destroyed these 4 other guys in a ranked game on the default map. I got Australia early with a 2 territory buffer of Neutral countries. After that I was able to get SA and destroy everyone. :yay
I'm goin to sleep, the only reason why I'm up now is cause there was a fire in the building.
Anyone want to play?
G'dammit I need a fix. I've got some down time before I have to start painting.....anyone have time for a game?
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on December 09, 2006, 01:44:45 PM
G'dammit I need a fix. I've got some down time before I have to start painting.....anyone have time for a game?
I told you to PM me your e-mail address yesterday, dook.
Done. Get Chuggy in on it too.
Edit: I suck with posting a flash movie.
I pWn3d hbionic for the 2nd game in a row.
http://warfish.net/gm/71757516/ajea20060927090811
Just completed probably my best comeback win.
I tried to post one of those last night. How do you get it to work?
Quote from: Munson on December 11, 2006, 04:46:34 AM
I tried to post one of those last night. How do you get it to work?
Why don't you use the quote function and find out?
http://warfish.net/gm/72311465/matt20060912165231
Played a ranked game with a sweet board. I was yellow. I almost f'd up at the end when dominating....but fun nonetheless. :evil
http://warfish.net/gm/99554346/cino20061121212424
i'm playing on that board right now too
It's the same board as the free one but just looks prettier. Big deal.
You're just jealous you simple-box-n-dot-based-risk-board that's not at all pretty. Get back to your family.
Ha! I like the simple board. Better than the "Pirates of Malta" jazz.
You guys playing in that honeycomb tournament? Kind of weird...but I'm getting used to it.
CF Tournament...who's in
Card Rules 4,6,8,10,4,6,8, etc.
Must move at least once a day...and let's finish by friday....
Anyone in?
I think 8 is the maximum players....
Players in so far:
hbionic
One on one? Or all players in one game?
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 11, 2006, 03:32:10 PM
One on one? Or all players in one game?
i'm in fo sho.
and why did you invite me then kick me out?
All in one.
Uh....Matty...if I kicked you out...its because I didn't know which email addy you have....
I have FF, rjs...but I mixed up Munsons, Phattymatty, billybeane...and you other bastiches I've been playing with....send me your emails.
In so far:
hbionic
phattymatty
Sun-Mo
Dio
rjs
munson
2 spots left so far....
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
Quote from: hbionic on December 11, 2006, 04:03:34 PM
In so far:
hbionic
phattymatty
Sun-Mo
Dio
rjs
munson
2 spots left so far....
I'll throw in BillyBeane and FF
Phreak and Phillyfan in DC...I didn't forget you guys...but I also know that you have lives that keep you from your computer. You guys have next in the next one...or set one up......
A bit of a technicality....
who's mpmcrgraw?
billy beane...i keep inputing your email and it sents it to this person?
Is this someone from the board? I am the suck! :boom
billy beane used to be mpmcrgraw
also, can i have red...please, pretty please?
Yes...you may have red...
thanks pumpkin
Dio, rjs and billy beane....get your priorities straight. Stop working and sign in on the tournament.
IN
Delete the "Global Combat" game, hbionic. Moron.
Eat shtein farg face.
Games can't be deleted once people have joined. So go back to eating dick pie.
I r in.
Quote from: hbionic on December 11, 2006, 04:56:14 PM
Eat shtein farg face.
Games can't be deleted once people have joined. So go back to eating dick pie.
Whoa there, buddy. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
True.
I'm logging to go home. I'll check in about two hours from now.
It looks like it started...
This of course means that rjs will show up in a few minutes and you will be first in order.
Quote from: Billy Beane on December 11, 2006, 05:12:38 PM
This of course means that rjs will show up in a few minutes and you will be first in order.
Good call.
Made my move. In both games. We're playing both?
Sorry it took so long, but farg you.
Well I think the 2nd game is just us farging around because you can't delete a game once people joined it...we can vote to end it though.
I took my turn in the main one. Was over a friends house playing Halo, back now.
Stop making pre-excuses for sucking. Both games count...one is just BillyBeane-less...the other one isn't. You still suck though.
Quote from: hbionic on December 11, 2006, 11:56:21 PM
Stop making pre-excuses for sucking. Both games count...one is just BillyBeane-less...the other one isn't. You still suck though.
You're just mad because I completely owned you two games in a row ;D
make your move Billy...dumb farg
this is awesome, look how mad this douche is getting. right after he asked to team up with me, i started killing him.
http://warfish.net/gm/74525195/matt20060912165231
WTF is that?
What in the sam hell.... ??
fixed.
it's a board that's supposed to be work-friendly but it kind of sucks.
why am I watching an animated excel spreadsheet?
Quote from: phattymatty on December 12, 2006, 02:24:47 PM
fixed.
it's a board that's supposed to be work-friendly but it kind of sucks.
Kind of?
Quote from: Diomedes on December 12, 2006, 02:27:30 PM
why am I watching an animated excel spreadsheet?
because he loses it half way through and starts cursing me out, it's pretty funny
that was funny as shtein.
Watch SunMo and rjs eat it...
http://warfish.net/gm/59712155/ajea20060927090811
Quote from: SunMo on December 12, 2006, 11:47:01 AM
make your move Billy...dumb farg
Some of us have lives jackass.
And then there are people like me who just dont have computer access for a portion of the day.
i still love you pookie
I suck at Risk
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 12, 2006, 03:31:06 PM
Watch SunMo and rjs eat it...
http://warfish.net/gm/59712155/ajea20060927090811
FF: "Hey SunMo, rjs clearly has an advantage. Attack him."
SM: "OK!!!11!!1!!1!!1!!"
FF: "Now you're weak, I'll take those cards from you. Sucker."
SM: "But. But. I thought you loved me!"
FF: "Owned."
Strategy has many faces.
and so does spite
True dat.
I just realized I started the tourney with neutrals. Stop bitching about it and farging play...I've never read anyone cry as much as Freddie.
It's not my fault you're an idiot.
Me and my parter in the Honeycomb tourny are pretty close to winning our first round game right now. I actually got partnered up with the guy who made the map/tourny.
(http://www.basketbaron.com/images/Cookies/Semi%20Sweet%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Cookie.jpg)
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 13, 2006, 05:30:39 PM
(http://www.basketbaron.com/images/Cookies/Semi%20Sweet%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Cookie.jpg)
Thank you. :yay
After winning two in a row against them, Rusty and Jonny gang up on me....
but Rusty's plans go horrible awry when he fails to capture my cards!
http://warfish.net/gm/57947627/ajea20060927090811
Billy Beane gets owned...
http://warfish.net/gm/74830805/jon-20061121144621
Yes, that was terrible.
I must have stretched all of my armies out at least 3 times just in that game.
Hilarious.... After his first turn, SunMo took Australia but was THIN ASS THIN there. Instead of deploying your armies to Siam and taking it over, probably for good, you did other stupid shtein.
You're an idiot and discredit to VORP everywhere.
I was a little gun shy about attacking a neutral again since I attacked one with like 6 or 7 armies the previous turn and ended up breaking even. I hate neutrals.
So yea.
Actually after watching it again, I just completely missed that entire area in my first turn. I thought you were talking about when I had 7 armies next to China.
munson, it's your turn in both CF games...git r done
PHatty left before I could finish him off in the big game. :boo
Even if I'd won, I'd have felt that was basically the most boring game of warfish ever.
Yeah...I was amped about it when it started and then it lost its flare...waiting kills it....along with...neutrals in an 8 player game. :paranoid
Quote from: hbionic on December 15, 2006, 05:40:49 PM
Yeah...I was amped about it when it started and then it lost its flare...waiting kills it....along with...neutrals in an 8 player game. :paranoid
Play me now. I want to be finished with the game by 6pm Eastern.
invite me, i got half an hour to blow
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 15, 2006, 05:42:23 PM
Quote from: hbionic on December 15, 2006, 05:40:49 PM
Yeah...I was amped about it when it started and then it lost its flare...waiting kills it....along with...neutrals in an 8 player game. :paranoid
Play me now. I want to be finished with the game by 6pm Eastern.
go
hbionic is good at this game!
http://warfish.net/gm/40069990/ajea20060927090811
hbionic, if you're going to start a game, take your damn turn.
;D
hbionic is good at this game!
http://warfish.net/gm/70546717/ajea20060927090811
it looks like we're in the same game in the tourney. you wanna partner up against those bitches?
Quote from: phattymatty on December 18, 2006, 03:07:17 PM
it looks like we're in the same game in the tourney. you wanna partner up against those bitches?
Sure. I'd rather see you win than anyone else except myself.
Let's focus on taking out "GameMaster" first.
he's the one who just beat me in the first game. luckily he took the other guy out first, which is why i advanced.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 18, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
he's the one who just beat me in the first game. luckily he took the other guy out first, which is why i advanced.
Cool, we'll gang up and take him out, then bigb, then I guess we both advance again?
nm
http://warfish.net/gm/99126096/ajea20060927090811
To my defense...I'm way better than that when I'm not playing FF. Way marginally better.
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 18, 2006, 03:17:51 PM
Cool, we'll gang up and take him out, then bigb, then I guess we both advance again?
yeah it seems like 2 people advance.
This is like team basketball, only without the basketball.
http://warfish.net/gm/39282631/dvag20061130225500
Forgot to post this one...
I want to play.
One of you nerds start a game.
I'm in for a game, but not gonna start one.
Fine, I will do it.
Lazy bastich.
I might experiment with this whole blind thingy.
I'm not sure I'm in for experimenting...you can get my email from my :CF profile.
i created two tables
I created one where I can beat both of you down. If you're interested.
sure why not
awsum dio.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 18, 2006, 03:27:31 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 18, 2006, 03:17:51 PM
Cool, we'll gang up and take him out, then bigb, then I guess we both advance again?
yeah it seems like 2 people advance.
"GameMaster" is gearing up to come after me in Australia. Work on taking him out elsewhere if you can. Feel free to plow through my 1-army countries if you have to.
Why do the flash movies just look like gray boxes to me?
Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 18, 2006, 07:19:29 PM
Why do the flash movies just look like gray boxes to me?
Probably because you don't have flash installed properly or at all.
in nine games played, I've won none
And I have beat you probably 3 or 4 of those times.
you and RJS
This is just getting ridiculous.
http://warfish.net/gm/93721867/ajea20060927090811
I'm like the little engine that could-n't. :-[
You can't possibly be worse than me.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 19, 2006, 03:43:32 PM
You can't possibly be worse than me.
I'd start a 3-player game to find out, but you two would just gang up on me.
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 19, 2006, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 19, 2006, 03:43:32 PM
You can't possibly be worse than me.
I'd start a 3-player game to find out, but you two would just gang up on me.
I'd own all three of you. Unfortunately I work tonight and I know how you guys hate the games that take a few days to finish.
i cant see the flash stuff, Im guessing that is a good thing.
Quote from: MURP on December 19, 2006, 04:01:25 PM
i cant see the flash stuff, Im guessing that is a good thing.
Possibly only people with a warfish account/cookie can see it.
Quote from: MURP on December 19, 2006, 04:01:25 PMi cant see the flash stuff, Im guessing that is a good thing.
You guessed right.
this was the most retarded game i've ever played, we are cashing in for over 100 armies a time right now.
(http://warfish.net/war/play/gamemap/96064874/1166562485.png)
ha, i finally got him, my 500+ armies against 2 seemed to do the trick.
sorry Chuggie, not gonna take that game.
Losing every time is not fun...ten in a row is enough for me.
Dio...I understand...I've been on the rape end of the stick in risk for the most part...anytime you want a practice game...I'm game.
Good to know I can always cry on your shoulder about my loser fate.
You arent agressive enough. You pacifist.
anyone up for a game?
I want to actually finish tonight though so...
i'll play one
Made a table.
invite me bitches
If' anyone is up late tonight....I'm down....It's about 10pm Eastern....
i have played 81 games and only won 15.
3 wins in a row, vorp>sun mo.
Anyone up for a quickie?
The "badge" function is super cool! that is incredibly accurate.
(http://warfish.net/war/services/badge?pid=ajea20060927090811&s=4&b=1&bg=1&l=0&t=0&cb=000000&ct=000000&ch=000000&cbg=ffffff)
BTW, I'm around for a game if anyone wants to play.
I'm 2-for-2 in ranked games on the classic map now. I'm ranked 5th now in the rankings for it. :yay
Both games were 5 player games too.
It only took 16 days, but I won the CF grudge match...
http://warfish.net/gm/28432755/jon-20061121144621
It would have been 'more' fun if it had gone that quickly.
Anyways, 2nd place bitches! :flipoff
who's up for a game?
In.
sure
Quote from: SunMo on December 27, 2006, 01:42:48 PM
It only took 16 days, but I won the CF grudge match...
http://warfish.net/gm/28432755/jon-20061121144621
I won the real CF game in a shorter amount of time. I rulz.
what's the website?
http://warfish.net/gm/49480865/cino20061121212424
Bow Down! >:D
By the way, I hate trading in for escalating sets...it kills it.
i agree, i once had someone down to one country, but because he could cash in for like 30 armies at the end, he almost beat me. thats retarded.
Sun...on that last one...I thought you had a set.
nope...i was waiting to cash and couldn't
Nobody at work except me, and I don't have my 40 yet. Anyone up for a game?
It's been long enough since I lost horribly...I'll have a go. email is in my profile
Invite sent Blueheart's bitch.
I'm on vacation. Playing in my underpants.
Come one, come all. See Dio pwn me like I paid him to do it. I r0xX0rz!1!1
http://warfish.net/gm/70424919/drew20061208021207
How does it feel to get punked by Blueheart's Bitch? It's like he's farging two of us at once..
Quote from: Diomedes on December 29, 2006, 02:14:11 PM
How does it feel to get punked by Blueheart's Bitch? It's like he's farging two of us at once..
Got a link to the thread where you wound up with that sig? Been gone awhile.
It was the Cowboys haiku thread.
Getting the feeling the Giants/Skins game is going to be a dead duck from early on.....anyone up for a game?
I'll play. Anyone want to make it a threesome?
No way I am just getting my ass kicked by just Dio again.....someone else in?
I see Phatty and FF have finished thier 3rd round game in the big Tourny. Mines just getting started really, game 101 I think. Got the early foothold in Australia, hopefully I can hold onto it.
Anyone else still alive in it?
I'm still in round 2 game 75. This next round is crucial...each guy of the other team has 4 cards, me and my teammate have 2 cards...but I have all of australia and most of brazil....we'll see.
i think you guys are talking about different tournies. one is a team tournament and one is solo. i'm in them both though. the 'survival of the fittest' is the solo, but me and FF got matched up in round two so we've basically been tag teaming everyone and since two people advance we both win.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 31, 2006, 04:33:32 PM
i think you guys are talking about different tournies. one is a team tournament and one is solo. i'm in them both though. the 'survival of the fittest' is the solo, but me and FF got matched up in round two so we've basically been tag teaming everyone and since two people advance we both win.
Shhhh - don't give away our strategy.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 31, 2006, 04:33:32 PM
i think you guys are talking about different tournies. one is a team tournament and one is solo. i'm in them both though. the 'survival of the fittest' is the solo, but me and FF got matched up in round two so we've basically been tag teaming everyone and since two people advance we both win.
Yeah I'm talkin about Survival of the fittest....I don't really know what torny Bionic is talking about...the only team Tourny I'm in is the Honeycomb tourny, where there is no Austrailia or Brazil...
i'm in that one too. my teammate this round as a huge farging moron. i'm #23.
Anyone? I just killed my neighbor's dog, so I have a few minutes before the cops come....
i designed a board at work based on the parking lot at the sports complex. who wants to try it out and let me know how it works?
Quote from: phattymatty on January 03, 2007, 10:27:14 PM
i designed a board at work based on the parking lot at the sports complex. who wants to try it out and let me know how it works?
In.
yeah me too.
sent.
i joined!
yippee!
if other dudes don't join in 10 minutes we can just do a 3-player game i guess.
fine, farg'em
YEAH
I beat rjs head-to-head three times in a row yesterday afternoon.
He wasn't very happy about it.
Anyone up for a game?
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 04, 2007, 11:00:44 AM
Anyone up for a game?
Are you actually going to play this time, or are you going to take a few turns, then not check the site for 2 weeks?
http://warfish.net/gm/37631017/matt20060912165231
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 04, 2007, 11:28:34 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 04, 2007, 11:00:44 AM
Anyone up for a game?
Are you actually going to play this time, or are you going to take a few turns, then not check the site for 2 weeks?
Ha. Me and Chuggy waited for you to show for awhile then started another game.
To answer your question, yes.
Fine, start up a game. My winning streak against rjs is boring me.
E-mail addy?
im in for this game too. email is in my profile.
Invite sent.
Which map you gonna use for this game?
If you want people to hang around to play a whole game, then take your farging turns more quickly.
Invite me to a game jerkoffs.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2007, 12:52:46 PM
Invite me to a game jerkoffs.
I did.
Oh, and credit to SunMo, who absolutely housed us in the last game.
i won another month membership by writing a review.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 04, 2007, 01:08:55 PM
i won another month membership by writing a review.
Nice.
I would have ponied up the money for plus membership by now if I trusted myself to not play even more for no good reason except to try out all the "nifty" features.
warfish is like CF.....Crack!
A truly epic battle between SunMo, rjs, PhaninDC, and myself:
http://warfish.net/gm/44606176/ajea20060927090811
CAUTION: Not for the faint of heart. Or faint of time.
Do you guys use the continuous attack button or do you choose how many 'dice' to attack with?
i always use it, but you have to be careful because it can really farg you. for instance yesterday i had like 19 against 5 or something like that, i ended up losing 16 and he lost 0.
if i was just using the 3 dice i would have stopped after a few really bad rolls. it definitely saves time but every now and then it can cost you a game.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 05, 2007, 02:07:14 PM
i always use it, but you have to be careful because it can really farg you. for instance yesterday i had like 19 against 5 or something like that, i ended up losing 16 and he lost 0.
if i was just using the 3 dice i would have stopped after a few really bad rolls. it definitely saves time but every now and then it can cost you a game.
It helps if you change the "leaving at least __" behind option.
Pretty simple.
im sick of waiting for russell to return to our game, who wants to play?
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 05, 2007, 02:12:37 PM
It helps if you change the "leaving at least __" behind option.
i've never even noticed that. i just don't have the patience to use 3 dice. i'd rather die quick than win a 10-day game.
i'll play one.
Game on?
PhillyPhan, I'm down for a game...will be stuck on computer for a while. Set it up.
Invite me too. I'll be around for a bit.
email in my profile
Damn - I won a plus membership.
Let's get a game together. Something different, I'm sick of the same three man game.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 09, 2007, 10:16:51 AM
Let's get a game together. Something different, I'm sick of the same three man game.
Sure.
Yo, Phatty, I got your secret message...I'll take over australia and grow from there and try to mow down anyone in your way.
Did you get rjs's secret message? He wants to bone you.
I guess it's not a secret anymore.
Only in the earhole.
I don't do that unless I'm married.
Prude.
QuoteYour turn in 12 other game(s)
this is what happens when i am not at home for a few days.
Anyone up for a game to pass the time? Please only say yes if you're actually going to be around to play now.
I have about 20 minutes to kill if you're down.
definitely. still have my email?
Well that was a shtein show.
We all shtein the bed as sunmo pointed out. It just happened to be your turn.
I've been shteinting the bed for the past two weeks. I'm pretty sure that my trip away from teh internets cured me of my ability to crush people at this game.
lemiserable, thanks for that last game...good times! :yay
It's funny how the last two games I went 7 on 3 and 9 on 4 FIVE TIMES and never took the country. Hilarious I say.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2007, 06:15:53 PM
It's funny how the last two games I went 7 on 3 and 9 on 4 FIVE TIMES and never took the country. Hilarious I say.
Must be skill, not luck.
You should kill yourself.
More importantly you shouldn't talk shtein, since I beat you 6 out of 7 times we played. Kisses.
I'll be on the computer for a couple of hours if anyone is down for a game.
I'm around, could play a game.
I'm in the office by myself today. I'd like to play a fast-moving multi-player game if anyone's down.
I'm in, also keen on a game of at least 3. I've got time on my hands.
That's two...
Hey dio, I sent the invite. Join.
Done
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2007, 06:52:43 PM
More importantly you shouldn't talk shtein, since I beat you 6 out of 7 times we played. Kisses.
Right, it happens when my army of 14 vs your army of 9 or whatever it was gets crushed becausue of terrible dice.
Like I said, skill, not luck dude. :yay
6 out of 7 games.
But yeah, you got unlucky 86% of the time. Good call. Dipshtein.
So who's around? Anyone up for a round of "whale on Diomedes?
It's around 6:40 eastern...I'm down for a game or two if anyone else is. Let me know.
Who's down for a 3 person game? It's around 2:44pm eastern.
i'll go 3 person...
That makes two, one more person...come'on, you know you want to.
In.
Dammit.
Game on.
include me in on that one.
I'm around for a while if anyone feels like losing.
I might be elminated from the Survival of the Fittest tourny soon. I got screwed out of SA and Aussie, have been trying to nomad to secure a 2nd place finish but the other two guys got too powerful. It sucks since I got so far.
I'll play you Munson.
you have my email?
yeah but I don't feel like setting up a game lol...i'd like a 3 player game if possible. With a side of fries.
Quote from: Munson on January 17, 2007, 03:47:45 PM
I might be elminated from the Survival of the Fittest tourny soon. I got screwed out of SA and Aussie, have been trying to nomad to secure a 2nd place finish but the other two guys got too powerful. It sucks since I got so far.
I'm still in that shiz. Down to like 32 I think.
I'm still in as well. Hell yes.
Yeah I was in the final 32, that's what game I JUST got elminated in...game 116 I think. Just got put out in 3rd place. Blah....oh well, I made a real good run.
It must have just been bad luck. You'll get 'em next time, bucko.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 17, 2007, 06:02:17 PM
It must have just been bad luck. You'll get 'em next time, bucko.
Yep. I traded in for an army of 22 and the neutral of 3 beat me down to 13. After that I knew I was screwed.
if anyone's looking for a game, invite me. would prefer a threesome or moresome
Quote from: Munson on January 17, 2007, 06:03:57 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 17, 2007, 06:02:17 PM
It must have just been bad luck. You'll get 'em next time, bucko.
Yep. I traded in for an army of 22 and the neutral of 3 beat me down to 13. After that I knew I was screwed.
If you think that string of events qualifies as bad luck, you haven't experienced bad luck.
Hey PhillyPhaninDC, join the stupid game.
You wanted ag ame yesterday so I started one. Then you didn't join. Like a jerk. Jerk.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2007, 01:10:46 PM
You wanted ag ame yesterday so I started one. Then you didn't join. Like a jerk. Jerk.
I wanted in on the game that was being put together and thought I missed it. So I said "dammit" to show my displeasure.
I didn't know you sent me an invite, I rarely check my hotmail addy. Anywho, I'm in now, and Chuggy holding it up. farger.
You're up.
That was actually a good game for a while.
As soon as you lost one of your african strongholds the game tilted in my favor.
You're all nerds. Get back to work.
^^
ironic
yeah, and soon as i can send it as an email attachment, you're in trouble.
I heard that Kamchatka gave Mongolia Hep C.
that's what you get for being into scat
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2007, 04:06:55 PM
I heard that Kamchatka gave Mongolia Hep C.
North Africa gave you the ninja.
I'm attempting to try out a team game. First attempt is with Sun, rjs, and hbionic.
Anyone actually want to try this out that's online now and ready to play?
i'll be here another hour
Word. We'll probably have to finish this shtein tomorrow anyway.
rematch motherfargers. Sunmo got a nice gift to start off with.
You suck at teamwork.
I was informed that FF's team strategy was to eliminate me first. How flattering.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 19, 2007, 04:19:32 PM
I was informed that FF's team strategy was to eliminate me first. How flattering.
It worked. Twice.
P.S. Comments left for Phatty are teh funny (http://warfish.net/war/browse/userprofile?pid=matt20060912165231)
Alright ladies....the rematch is set up...go and sign in. NOW!
No.
What a little girl you are. Get back to changing diapers.
My whole point is to start a team game with random teams so that it's not the same exact shtein over and over.
Like others, I'm actually getting slightly bored with that. Amazing, I know.
I really don't give an F about the teams...[10 year old]I just want to play[/10 year old]...mix it up, I don't care.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 19, 2007, 04:19:32 PM
I was informed that FF's team strategy was to eliminate me first. How flattering.
i wouldn't be too flattered, sunmo didn't really seem to know what he was doing.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 19, 2007, 04:22:28 PM
P.S. Comments left for Phatty are teh funny (http://warfish.net/war/browse/userprofile?pid=matt20060912165231)
i've gotten pretty good at making random dudes pissed at me over a risk game.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 19, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 19, 2007, 04:22:28 PM
P.S. Comments left for Phatty are teh funny (http://warfish.net/war/browse/userprofile?pid=matt20060912165231)
i've gotten pretty good at making random dudes pissed at me over a risk game.
It seems like you're stealing from SunMo's playbook with all the AIDS talk, though.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 19, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 19, 2007, 04:22:28 PM
P.S. Comments left for Phatty are teh funny (http://warfish.net/war/browse/userprofile?pid=matt20060912165231)
i've gotten pretty good at making random dudes pissed at me over a risk game.
That shtein got me laughing pretty hard.
who's up for a game, wankstas?
IN. email in my profile. try to get a third before we start.
done. Sunmo, I sent you an email, so you have to play.
I'll get a game started too if you bozos are interested, or if you aren't.
I'll play.
Im in.
Ok, I'll start a 3-player one.
Anyone up for a game? I'm basically around to play until 1am...
You know I'm down. Check your warfish.
I'll be here for another hour if you want to get another one.
I'm in.
rjs, check your warfish.
Take your stinking turn.
Anyone up?
Nah...got my ass kicked half a dozen times over the past few days, need a break. Work suffering.
I suppose my office ought to test me for Warfish.net addiction.
I started a tournament and invited most of you.
I joined. Never played a tournament before, or played with a teamate. How 'dat work?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 02:50:45 PM
I joined. Never played a tournament before, or played with a teamate. How 'dat work?
Basically, it's played the same way as an individual game. You can attack anyone, including your teammate if necessary. When both members of a team are individually eliminated, the other team wins (assuming only a 2-team game, like my tournament).
To find out who your teammate is, you'll have to check the "Details" tab after the game starts.
The best strategy is to gang up on ONE of the opposing team, eliminate them, and make it a 2-on-1.
Makes sense. You invited all :CF ers?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 02:54:48 PM
Makes sense. You invited all :CF ers?
I invited everyone I've played a game against. Even mpmcgraw and Munson.
Great. So we can look forward to exceptionally long delays while mcgraw dicks around. Love it!
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 02:59:30 PM
Great. So we can look forward to exceptionally long delays while mcgraw dicks around. Love it!
I made the boot time 1 day, instead of the usual 2 days -> 1 week.
Same deal as last night. I'm here until 1am if anyone wants to get a multi-player game going.
Don't you have work to do?
You wish.
roflcopter
I'll be back in an hour or so if you want to invite me to a multi-player game or something.
Dio, play Risk.
Now.
Sorry, was elsewhere. Joined now.
I'm down for a game if anyone is up for it. My mom said I could play.
We started without you. the jerk is pretending he doesn't like it chuggie-style
Quote from: hbionic on January 23, 2007, 10:21:12 PM
I'm down for a game if anyone is up for it. My mom said I could play.
Want to go in a 3 player game with DIO?
very badly. :paranoid
Sure, but I warn you now...I'm bound for bed soon.
Alright fargers, I'm going to bed soon.
You bastiches. I'm 0-2 vs. rjs & Dio.
That makes two of us.
FF, I didn't get the tourny invite....
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
The email in my profile is probably different then the one I'm using for Warfish.
Quote from: Munson on January 24, 2007, 01:02:12 AM
FF, I didn't get the tourny invite....
dvagnoni87@yahoo.com
The email in my profile is probably different then the one I'm using for Warfish.
The tournament already started. I sent you the invite via your warfish profile, since it automatically adds someone after you play a game against them.
er...nevermind.
There are no dumb questions, only dumb people.
Dio learned me how the game works. Im in for any tourney. Or a head to head.
Quote from: MURP on January 24, 2007, 11:30:42 AM
Dio learned me how the game works.
talk about blind leading the blind
invite me to a game SunMo.
done
I gotta get in on a MURP/SunMo game.
MURP, PM me the e-mail addy you use for warfish.
i'll invite you, hold on
This ought to be a good time for all involved.
if dumbass ever joins it should be
Invite me before he joins jerks.
Sunny also made escalating cards on the three-player game with MURP. I created another 4-player game to include you. This should be a super-fun time!
ill get in if theres any more room
i joined two games. ill be killed by 12:30
Guess Ill just wait for an email that tells me im up....................
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 12:10:47 PM
ill get in if theres any more room
We'll have to create a new game. Really, any more than 4 people on a board gets a little ridiculous.
You really want to give it a shot? If so, we need one or two other people to join up with. I think rjs is in.
Quote from: MURP on January 24, 2007, 12:20:29 PM
Guess Ill just wait for an email that tells me im up....................
Just leave your browser open and refresh every 5 seconds like hbionic does.
yeah im down as long as it happens relatively quickly
I sent you the invite to a 3-player game with rjs.
scratch me
that shtein is way to confusing
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
scratch me
that shtein is way to confusing
just click around until it's no longer your turn, then - we can't boot you for a week
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 12:24:00 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 24, 2007, 12:20:29 PM
Guess Ill just wait for an email that tells me im up....................
Just leave your browser open and refresh every 5 seconds like hbionic does.
How stupid...I wait at least 7 seconds.... :paranoid
Anyone up for a game?
If it ends within an hour or two, yes.
I'm up for a game. Set it up.
Anyone around for a 3+ player game?
Yes.
In as well.
Done.
I guess I'm late to the party?
you want in? 4 player?
Nah, it's cool. I'm gonna go to bed early tonight, don't want to be a drag.
too late
join
Alright.
http://warfish.net/gm/63578424/cino20061121212424
the bickering is hilarious.
Part of the fun of risk is the constant cockblocking going on.
I plan on wasting a lot of time today playing warfish.
Who wants in?
I'm in... but I'm cutting out of work at 1:30, and I won't be taking any turns after that until at least 6 p.m.
It's on - you, me, and SunnyMo.
the newbie takes down FF, RJS and SunMO. DEATH!
http://warfish.net/gm/94542877/bmur20070124170801
Sorry, I can't go another round right now. I'd just piss you off by leaving halfway through. Gotta get some work done, then leaving early.
We all attacked each other and let MURP build up strength. It was super.
Thanks for the recap. I got about 600 turns in and fell asleep. When I woke up, it was still going and I needed to go brush my teeth, so I didn't see the end.
rjs, Sun, and I keep letting you guys win because we underestimate you and attack each other.
The best example is this game:
http://warfish.net/gm/98789168/ajea20060927090811
anyone down for a game?
I'm in. Sure.
JOIN!
I see, this is the game were you 3 gang up on me because you got your nuts whooped in round 1. BRING IT!
I got next if anyone wants to play.
SunMo sucks at taking his turn.
you have gaids
My work week starts tonight. Anyone up for a game?
ok, that about does it for me today...I'll check back in tomorrow.
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html
Here's a flash game fashioned after risk in a way, called dice wars. You play against the computer.
Anyone up for a game?
In.
Do we have a third?
You cool to wait a bit, see if we get a third person? Or you wanna just go head to head?
I'll do either. I always prefer multi-player, but I'll do whatever.
I'm not in as much as I'd love to join and then go read, leaving you both annoyed.
IN.
All right. Just two then. I'm not dicking around all night waiting for someone.
shtein. Sorry Chuggie. I'll start another.
Join the rematch Chuggie. This time without Neutrals.
farg it, I'm going to bed.
sorry fellas, I stepped out....I'll be back around noon your time.
I'll be stepping out right now for a few hours....remach later.
I'm done for a while. Gotta work for a couple hours.
bump :paranoid
i'll play multi-player.
In.
in.
word
sent
MURP is actually really good at this game.
he learned from the master
yeah, but is he as good as me.
Quote from: hbionic on February 02, 2007, 01:35:24 PM
yeah, but is he as good as me.
Luckily for him, he is not equally as good as you, no.
That's what I thought. ^-^
:paranoid
There is an epic battle about to go down.
maybe...
In.
Nah - we can start something up Monday. Not worth starting a game on Friday if you can't finish it.
Grand battle between matty, rjs and me. Over 2100 moves. Hours of wasted time.
http://warfish.net/gm/26413085/cino20061121212424
anyone up for a Sunday morning game?
i make people so mad
http://warfish.net/gm/23092360/matt20060912165231
lmao - that was actually worth watching
Only 13 spots left in my tourney:
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=8123499
in
im in.
how about a CF tourney........
not enough of us, I think
shtein, how many do we need?
FF, RJS, Sun, Dio, Bionic, Phatty, Me............................... chirp.
mcgraw has played some too
no slow players allowed
Quote from: MURP on February 06, 2007, 05:38:20 PM
how about a CF tourney........
Sure, why not?
I invited you, Dio, hbionic, SunMo, rjs, Phatty, and... Munson.
Boot time is one day. If someone's not joining, I can invite a replacement, if they actually plan to check at least once a day.
I is IN.
If you don't take South America or Australia right off the bat, you lose. Random placement at the beginning has everything to do with that.
if you suck, then yes, australia is important
well, it's pretty much impossible to take one of the other continents within three turns
and every game starts with those two continents being secured first
but that's not to say I don't suck
i also suck.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2007, 05:32:36 PM
Only 13 spots left in my tourney:
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=8123499
ha, someone is eliminated already because his teammate attacked him
Quote from: phattymatty on February 06, 2007, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2007, 05:32:36 PM
Only 13 spots left in my tourney:
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=8123499
ha, someone is eliminated already because his teammate attacked him
Indeed.
http://warfish.net/war/play/game?gid=79039225
I never got the invite to your first tourny FF, and I'mpretty sure I remember you saying you sent me an invite....maybe I just suck at finding invites.
I got the one to the CF tourny though, thanks to the new homepage that lists your tourny invites.
Quote from: Munson on February 07, 2007, 02:13:44 AM
I never got the invite to your first tourny FF, and I'mpretty sure I remember you saying you sent me an invite....maybe I just suck at finding invites.
I got the one to the CF tourny though, thanks to the new homepage that lists your tourny invites.
Probably by the time you signed in, the tourney was already full, so the invite was no longer there.
Game......on?
MURP has some lessons to learn about when to trade in his cards yet:
http://warfish.net/gm/29839000/ajea20060927090811
Some how I have things to learn and still end up kicking ass in a 1/3 of the matches so far. Just think how bad it's gonna get when I figure the cards out. Trouble for FF. TROUBLE!!
Ruh roh Raggy
Any of you risk gentlemen interested to partake in a match of warfish this late evening?
take a break from 300 word posts and take your turn Munron
these tournaments are sloooow
Quote from: Diomedes on February 08, 2007, 05:06:03 PM
take a break from 300 word posts and take your turn Munron
possibly your single best sentence, ever.
Hurry the farg up and take your turn, Sun. >:(
anyone playing in that team cheese tourney? two man teams...im in if anyone wants to join 'forces'...because frankly, all your base are belong to us! :=)
I won a tournament because I rule so hard.
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=3819398
I just smashed Munson in the first round of the CF tournament I took out his last 16 armies with only 14 of my own. SunMo and I advance.
After playing 50 or so games, I suck so hard at this game that it's a wholesale indictment of my base level intelligence. It's a miracle on the order of virgin birth that I can even feed myself.
Yeah that had to be some of the luckiest bullshtein I've ever seen on Warfish. I went to bed with a continent and no one with a real powerful force, and the card trades were still at a low value, and somehow I lost. Glad I wasn't awake to witness it.
It's ok, champ. There's a losers' bracket.
P.S. hbionic's holding us up in the other game. farging hbionic.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 09, 2007, 12:18:36 PMP.S. hbionic's holding us up in the other game. farging hbionic.
(http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg)
We're waiting on hbionic. Again.
the bigger tournament you started has escalating cards. which is gay. i have this dude down to 4 armies, yet now he's going to cash in and make it a game again.
Quote from: phattymatty on February 09, 2007, 06:03:08 PM
the bigger tournament you started has escalating cards. which is gay. i have this dude down to 4 armies, yet now he's going to cash in and make it a game again.
No choice in the tourneys. All of them using the basic map have escalating cards and neutral countries.
Anyone in the maze map tourney?
yeah...I went in.
farged up map, eh?
looks like it's gonna suck
It's cool when you're not teamed up...its not bad at all.....but teams? It's gonna be weird. If you haven't played that map before...its pretty self explanatory....the trick is to find a dead end and build out from there....there are escalating cards and there are unlimited transfers at the end...so if you have a dead end on one end.....you can transfer all the way up to the front or leading square.
anyone wanna get a game going? rjs and chuggie? one of you is bound to win...
only if its a quickie.
well, I can't promise that.
I won't be going anywhere tho, so you can count on me to take my turns
ok...I have to leave within a half hour....so...I'll set it up...
go ahead...doubt we'll finish in a half hour, and the jerk hasn't agreed to play, so we'll see...
Not tonight. I'm trying to quit.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2007, 09:30:36 PM
Not tonight. I'm trying to quit.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Chuggie schooled me.
im in like 4 tournies and they all suck.. well the CF one is ok except I got killed, but the other ones take so damn long. I think the one tournament I have been in a week and I may have moved twice. So many teams and so boring. I actually want my team to be killed so I dont have to partake in the misery anymore.
Players that will move quick within a one day time frame are rjs, FF, dio and sun mo....phatty...when you can catch him...everyone else (not counting murp) can take a while....munson and phillyfan have their days......sometimes yes, sometimes no....I'm on west coast time...so everyone starts crying onces its twelve noon and no moves from me....
You guys in the loser bracket (MURP, Dio, and hbionic) could boot Munson by going to this page (http://warfish.net/war/play/gamedetails?gid=55437464&seat=2).
I can't tournament host-boot him until about 9am tomorrow morning.
What a poor loser. Loser.
I'm not in the loser's bracket. Yet.
I was talking about Munson not taking his turn, but yes, you are also a poor loser.
Sorry guys, I'm busy on saturdays a lot actually having a life and bangin my girlfriend...not a lot of time to sit at the computer on saturdays.
you're so awesome.
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 08:33:58 PM
Sorry guys, I'm busy on saturdays a lot actually having a life and bangin my girlfriend...not a lot of time to sit at the computer on saturdays.
I don't think I've ever read a post that screams out in more desperate fashion, "I so badly want you to think I'm cool!"
im jealous because he has sex with a girl...
damn it! sex! with a girl!
DAMN IT!
If I wanted the likes of you to think I was cool, I'd post here as often as possible and be as miserable and negative as possible.
I know it's tough for your ego to take FF, but I am one of many people who really doesn't give a farg what you think 85% of the time.
Yes, I'm giving you 15%, most of which is actual discussion on Eagles topics, and a little bit devoted to other assorted threads on this message board. What you think of me really doesn't register, at all, considering I was just called a loser for not being at my computer all day Saturday. Pleasure talkin to you bud. :yay
I'm still totally in awe. When I was his age, I only had sex Mondays thru Fridays and Sundays. Girls totally didn't go for sex on Saturday. He must be some sort of super awesome powerhouse number one guy dude cock.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 08:44:31 PM
I'm still totally in awe. When I was his age, I only had sex Mondays thru Fridays and Sundays. Girls totally didn't go for sex on Saturday. He must be some sort of super awesome powerhouse number one guy dude cock.
I am.
It's probably more along the lines that she doesn't mind, since you don't take too much of her time and effort.
Note that I was simply reminding your opponents that they could enforce the rules of the tournament and boot anyone who is simply too cool and too good in bed to spend 2 minutes online in a 24-hour period. You were called a "loser" once by rjs, yet another person whose opinion you claim to ignore. Yet, you decide to respond with pathetically adolescent machismo.
But hey - the good news is you have some sort of witty retort all ready to go, I'm sure.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 08:48:47 PM
It's probably more along the lines that she doesn't mind, since you don't take too much of her time and effort.
Note that I was simply reminding your opponents that they could enforce the rules of the tournament and boot anyone who is simply too cool and too good in bed to spend 2 minutes online in a 24-hour period. You were called a "loser" once by rjs, yet another person whose opinion you claim to ignore. Yet, you decide to respond with pathetically adolescent machismo.
But hey - the good news is you have some sort of witty retort all ready to go, I'm sure.
Please note that my original post on the topic of myself not being at the computer on Saturday was not directed at you, but it was you felt the need to respond with some of that minimun wage pedestrian..."wit", as you like to call it.
Had I been booted, there wasn't much I could do, as I'm busy on saturdays actually enjoying life and not having time to sit at my computer and get my slow ass dial-up to load the Warfish page. If I'm lucky enough to have time to get online. And usually, if I do, I get onto CF and EMB for some sports news. My bad dude, I'll keep you happy with my time on the internet from now on.
Ha! Munson has bottomed out. Bragging like a 15 year old about having a girlfriend. Pathetic.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 08:58:41 PM
Ha! Munson has bottomed out. Bragging like a 15 year old about having a girlfriend. Pathetic.
Bragging? No.
Happy that I have good reasons not to be around the computer all day on a saturday? Yes.
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 09:03:38 PM
Bragging? No.
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 08:33:58 PM
Sorry guys, I'm busy on saturdays a lot actually having a life and bangin my girlfriend...not a lot of time to sit at the computer on saturdays.
Right. Pathetic.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 09:07:14 PM
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 09:03:38 PM
Bragging? No.
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 08:33:58 PM
Sorry guys, I'm busy on saturdays a lot actually having a life and bangin my girlfriend...not a lot of time to sit at the computer on saturdays.
Right. Pathetic.
Again...
Bragging? No.
Happy that I have good reason(s) not to be at the computer all day on saturday like you? Yes.
Amused that I was called a "sore loser" by you for NOT being on my computer on a saturday? Very.
Hey guys! Munson's had sex with a girl! Seriously. Just look at his post. Can you believe it?! Yay Munson!
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 09:12:39 PM
Hey guys! Munson's had sex with a girl! Seriously. Just look at his post. Can you believe it?! Yay Munson!
Sarcastic excitement in a sad attempt to make fun of me?
NO WAY!!
You're on fire tonight. Really.
I actually feel bad for you.
Every time I play Risk with my neighbors I get my ass whipped, baaaad. Imagine that.
We sit around drinking and playing, I've only knocked the pieces down once.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 09:18:55 PM
I actually feel bad for you.
Really? I've felt bad for you for a while now. Funny.
Sorry Rusty, but I really don't care how you "feel" for me, homo or no homo. I sometimes even agree with what you have to say Eagles related. But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday. I'm humored, and it really enhanced how bad I actually feel for your pathetic and, what must be horrifying, "life". Whatever god you beleive in, I hope he has mercy on your soul. And your genital herpes.
Quote from: shorebird on February 11, 2007, 09:19:01 PM
Every time I play Risk with my neighbors I get my ass whipped, baaaad. Imagine that.
We sit around drinking and playing, I've only knocked the pieces down once.
The laast and only time I ever played Risk drunk, I was convinced I could hold onto Asia. Kamchatka proved to be a fun place to be eliminated from the game.
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 09:26:43 PM
But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday.
FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...
rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:
1. you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2. he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3. he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination
You're proving him right, and then some. Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game. You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 09:36:32 PM
Quote from: Munson on February 11, 2007, 09:26:43 PM
But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday.
FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...
rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:
1. you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2. he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3. he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination
You're proving him right, and then some. Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game. You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.
Hah! My response was a simple apology and a simple explination as to why it took me a day to take my turn, with a slight inferrence to a few of you having no lives because you're bitching at me for not being around the computer on a saturday. It seems like you guys got a little sensative about that comment, if anything. "Got to me" is about as much of an exaggeration as saying Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop actually "covered" Joe Jurevicius on that play.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 09:36:32 PM
FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...
rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:
1. you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2. he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3. he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination
You're proving him right, and then some. Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game. You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.
I can break it down in a much simpler way:
No sense of humor about oneself + Idiotic opinions on everything + Excessive wordiness + An inability to recognize and accept that you've been beaten = Euthenasia.
It would be a mercy killing in this case. No doubt.
Excessive wordiness? Euthenasia, AKA another form of saying "i hope you die."?
Rusty, there's no competing with you.
:-D
I've been beaten? By what? A idiotic loser (see "Loser": guy who bitches when someone isn't on the computer on a Saturday) who complains about everything and anything?
Sorry Rusty, never entered that contest. It's probably some kind of sin to beat up on the short bus riders. But I love how much you think I care. It's almost sweet. And creepy.
It isn't even a little surprising that you have no idea what 'wordiness' means.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 10:19:18 PM
It isn't even a little surprising that you have no idea what 'wordiness' means.
I know what it means, I'm just wondering why you thought that was a good idea to use in an insult.
You don't possibly think that as some type of "burn", do you? :-\
risk is for winnars! :=)
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 08:39:00 PMI don't think I've ever read a post that screams out in more desperate fashion, "I so badly want you to think I'm cool!"
Proof positive that you don't read my posts.
Anyone still in the Honeycomb tourny? I'm still in the winners bracket, about to win and move onto Round 5.
This maze tourny looks like it's gonna be weird as shtein.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 11, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 11, 2007, 08:39:00 PMI don't think I've ever read a post that screams out in more desperate fashion, "I so badly want you to think I'm cool!"
Proof positive that you don't read my posts.
Self-deprecation is a lost art.
Anyone up for a game?
I'll be a third wheel.
Murp....need your e-mail addy.
Bionic,
Check your e-mail.
MURP and hb - you have turns to take.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 12, 2007, 04:20:17 PM
MURP and hb - you have turns to take.
Oh shtein, thanks for letting me know. The 'your turn' feature on warfish is too hard to understand. :yay
I don't quite understand how a trade in for 4 armies gave you enough troops to completely wipe me out of south america, but that's total bullshtein.
This should help:
Quote185 02/12 15:14:00 hbionic(cino...@...) receives 3 units +3(9 countries/3, min 3) [rematch] [view]
186 02/12 16:17:23 hbionic(cino...@...) traded cards for 4 armies [rematch] [view]
187 02/12 16:17:28 hbionic(cino...@...) deploys 7 to Central America [rematch] [view]
188 02/12 16:17:32 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (4,3,2) (3,3) [rematch] [view]
189 02/12 16:17:33 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (5,3,1) (3,1) [rematch] [view]
190 02/12 16:17:35 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (5,5,4) (3,2) [rematch] [view]
191 02/12 16:17:37 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (6,6,4) (6,1) [rematch] [view]
192 02/12 16:17:38 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (4,4,2) (4) [rematch] [view]
193 02/12 16:17:39 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Central America->Venezuela (5,4,3) (3) [rematch] [view]
194 02/12 16:17:39 hbionic(cino...@...) captures Venezuela from MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) [rematch] [view]
195 02/12 16:17:40 hbionic(cino...@...) transfers 5 armies Central America->Venezuela [rematch] [view]
196 02/12 16:17:43 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Venezuela->Brazil (6,6,3) (1) [rematch] [view]
197 02/12 16:17:43 hbionic(cino...@...) captures Brazil from MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) [rematch] [view]
198 02/12 16:17:44 hbionic(cino...@...) transfers 4 armies Venezuela->Brazil [rematch] [view]
199 02/12 16:17:48 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Brazil->Argentina (6,5,1) (6) [rematch] [view]
200 02/12 16:17:49 hbionic(cino...@...) attacks MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) Brazil->Argentina (6,2,2) (1) [rematch] [view]
201 02/12 16:17:49 hbionic(cino...@...) captures Argentina from MunsonpWnz(dvag...@...) [rematch] [view]
202 02/12 16:17:56 hbionic(cino...@...) transfers 2 armies Argentina->Brazil [rematch] [view]
203 02/12 16:17:56 hbionic(cino...@...) awarded card [view]
Yeah that kinda sums it up. What terrible dice.
Game anyone?
IN
Need a third....
I started it up.
Sweet.
FF/Dio,
I'm blocked.
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Need to clear the chat log, and have Dio stop posting messages. :boom
I won't post any more. FF, save the day...
Still blocked. >:(
Dio, try sending him a message in game. He's not on CF at the moment.
Got a meeting in 15 mins.
I have a meeting at 1 also.
For the record, in the CF tourney, I tried to attack murp's 1 with my 6 and apparently that's not enough of an advantage. Murpsylvannia will have to be penetrated by someone else. I said penetrated.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 12:43:02 PM
Got a meeting in 15 mins.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 13, 2007, 12:50:34 PM
I have a meeting at 1 also.
Sorry for taking so long to move. Had to do something for the boss right quick. Let me know when you guys want to pick it back up.
Hbionic, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah
If you guys would have just won your first two games you'd already be in the finals. Suckers.
Murp, if you're talking about eating my children, I don't have any...which means you want to eat my sperm. And that's gross!
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:11:38 PM
If you guys would have just won your first two games you'd already be in the finals. Suckers.
Meanie.
Quote from: hbionic on February 13, 2007, 01:20:59 PM
Murp, if you're talking about eating my children, I don't have any...which means you want to eat my sperm. And that's gross!
Ha!
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 13, 2007, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 12:43:02 PM
Got a meeting in 15 mins.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 13, 2007, 12:50:34 PM
I have a meeting at 1 also.
Sorry for taking so long to move. Had to do something for the boss right quick. Let me know when you guys want to pick it back up.
Now.
This is why I have been hesitant to play with Phan in DC.
I've been careful not to post as well, lest it slow things down further.
Sorry guys. I left work at 3:00. If you want to finish it up, let's go.
Can I swear now, too?
Only if it makes me horny.
:paranoid
Update on CF tourney:
rjs and SunMo advanced to the finals and are awaiting their competition.
phatty and I dropped to the loser bracket and awaiting Dio and MURP in the "semi-final".
Dio and MURP are 1-2 in the first loser bracket game fighting each other for meaningless placement.
hbionic and Munson were eliminated from the tournament in 2 straight games.
eat me.
Quote from: hbionic on February 14, 2007, 10:14:33 AM
eat me.
It looks like others have already taken care of that.
Dio and MURP eliminated. rjs, Sun, Phatty, and me in the finals.
anyone else in this nightmare board of a game?
(http://warfish.net/war/play/gamehistviewimg?gid=59650434&m=268&imgtype=gif)
farg warfish. I suck so badly, I quit. Taking my ball and going home.
for a while. until I get weak and come back. and suck.
Quote from: MURP on February 14, 2007, 04:09:13 PM
anyone else in this nightmare board of a game?
i am and i hate it.
I'm stuck in a goddamned labrynth tourney that SUCKS it's gonna go on for years..I'm trying to lose as fast as I can, but I'll be 40 before that finally happens at this pace
So I won the CF tourney. Yay me. Suckers.
(I came in first and SunMo came in second in every game we played.)
warfish sucks
I came in last.
I checked, and that's actually not true. Mr. Munson was the first one eliminated from both of the games that he played, so I think that puts him in last.
I suck worse than all y'all.
farg, I couldn't even win last! ::)
Never thought I would be playing in a game where I have all of Asia and Australia.....and about to loose.
Good game Dio & FF.
It was hard not being able to post during that game.
I'll just avoid using profanity from now on. You know, since I quit playing and all...
Sorry about that Jesus farg. I work for nazis.
You couldn't post, and I couldn't look at the details or the history to see who was attacking where, etc.
Not a bad match though.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 15, 2007, 12:58:43 PM
You know, since I quit playing and all...
So, uh.....rematch?
No thanks. I need a break.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 15, 2007, 01:00:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 15, 2007, 12:58:43 PM
You know, since I quit playing and all...
So, uh.....rematch?
Nah. No way in hell we're able to finish by the weekend.
I say keep startin CF tournies. Good times.
I basically gave up during the 2nd game when my army of 11 lost 4 rolls to an army of 1. I packed it in on that one.
Well, you'd certainly have nowhere to go but up.
Where do you guys play at?
I play on www.conquerclub.com
www.warfish.net
Thanks fella, I am hooked on conquer club.
You can play up to 4 games, but 20 gets you unlimited for a year.
Looks like I need to be invited by a fella.
I saw that conquer club on EMB. I was owning guys in a game, had the entire western hemisphere but then my internet connection went down....Needless to say I missed too many turns and I was booted.
Anyone at all still left in theHoneycomb tourny?
My team finally lost in round 5, which sucks, cause had we won we would have been guarenteed a spot in the finals. Now I'm only guarenteed a show in the semi's.
Quote from: StevieLeftCollege on February 15, 2007, 04:50:04 PM
Thanks fella, I am hooked on conquer club.
You can play up to 4 games, but 20 gets you unlimited for a year.
warfish is free. You get a few extra features if you pay $10.
final 8 in that survval of the fittest tournament. it's the first one i joined months ago and started with 192 players.
And just now when players are realizing that we've formed an alliance, we're coming up on another two players that have been advancing together since round 2. CONSPIRACIES GALORE!
I'm down for a three way. And a 3 man risk game. Anyone else? :paranoid
I just checked my 'games won' list and apparently I've won 125 games of warfish (including tourney games that don't count towards stats).
125 games and those are just the one's I've won (which are FAR outnumbered by the ones I've lsot). I need to quit. Now.
I heard they're coming out with a vaccine.
it tells you your total games played also.
My riskatitis is mild in comparison to arejayess. I'm 49 of 152.
Overall win percentage : 53% [142/265 games]
It's inflated from kicking rjs's ass H2H.
who's up for a quickie?
Quote from: phattymatty on February 16, 2007, 12:54:55 PM
final 8 in that survval of the fittest tournament. it's the first one i joined months ago and started with 192 players.
damnit. I made the finalt t32 withontl abiyone to work tiwth. Was af un toruny.
Quote from: Munson on February 17, 2007, 02:38:17 AMdamnit. I made the finalt t32 withontl abiyone to work tiwth. Was af un toruny.
Two.
how do you send a message to just one person in a game? Im in a tournament and Im trying to get one of my teamates to see a move without telling the entire tourny. anyone know?
you've got to be a premium member to enjoy the secret message feature.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 20, 2007, 09:03:07 AM
you've got to be a premium member to enjoy the secret message feature.
Yes. If you actually play other maps and review them, you can win a membership.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 20, 2007, 09:03:07 AM
you've got to be a premium member to enjoy the secret message feature.
bastiches!
A "workaround" is to invite your partner to a two-player regular game and just to chat about strategy for the tournament there.
or just ask him for his email.
and phone number.
and penis length
this dude in a tourny on another team just had a 500 move turn and killed just about the entire board. It was insane.
glad I'm not in that tourney...500 moves would take farging forever
Phatty...looks like we're teamed up on that 2v2v2 tourney....where do you want to go?
damn, looks like we both started in europe. zesty placement. you have more there, so i'll try to move my guys into NA.
Anyone in that tourny with the weird map? With silo's and observatories and such? Weird farging map.
So far so good in the maze map tourny.
Still truckin in the Honeycomb tourny....I'm in the semifinals again, if my team wins we'll move into the finals where the other two are the two that handed me my one and only loss in the first semifinal.
Much to my dismay, my teamate and I advanced in the maze tourney...
Quote from: Munson on February 28, 2007, 12:50:07 AM
Anyone in that tourny with the weird map? With silo's and observatories and such? Weird farging map.
yeah. that was the worst map ever IMO. boring.
I'm slowly whittling down the number of games and tourneys I'm in, and it's very liberating.
my partner and i dominated in the first ound of the maze tourney. but we're getting pretty farged in round 2.
I'm a little bored and created a new tournament:
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=5331156
in
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 28, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I'm a little bored and created a new tournament:
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=5331156
I pissed a lot of people off when I started booting the last person to join first-round games, including Dio and phatty.
The whole idea of the tournament was to have people take their turns quickly or get voted out. I guess there just aren't enough iceholes out there, so I'll just let the games continue at a snail's pace like every other stupid tournament.
i am far from pissed off. i just had no idea about your stupid rules until now.
I wasn't counting you among the pissed off... rather just among those who received a lovely boot.
The tournament ended up starting just after 5pm ET, so I'm sure you and others were inconveniently in transit home from work when I did the bootings around 6pm.
you booted me?? it looks like I'm still in the game, waiting on Chuggie?
I'm thinking we should get another CF tourney started. See if we can get 12 players...
In. Der.
In.
I am in a bunch of very strange tournys. the most recent is a football stadium... another is a pyramid in egypt. wtf.
I basically just stopped joining others' tourneys, especially if the map is stupid.
Here's the link to the new one: http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=6262825
We'll need to add a few players. There's only 10 right now including me and guys like Phreak and PhanInDC that rarely/never play. If you're interested, PM me your warfish profile id.
I just joined up. First tourney, which means it'll be a short one for me.
The wife and I just had a kid, so I am catering to the little rat's schedule of shteining her pants.
I'll try to keep up.
can't. leaving for vegas after work.
Quote from: phattymatty on March 06, 2007, 03:28:27 PM
can't. leaving for vegas after work.
You suck at teh risk anyway, sucker.
i'm in the finals of the first big one you started.
Quote from: phattymatty on March 06, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
i'm in the finals of the first big one you started.
Good luck.
Lost in the finals of the Honeycomb tourny. Damn it.
Want to see the greatest comeback in Warfish history? 1 country. 1 army. I farging rule.
http://warfish.net/gm/41149112/russ20060904162936
fix the size of the movie
Fine.
ha. i was just looking into Gates of Fire a minute before wathing that.
and thats why escalating cards is the gayness.
agreed
Quote from: phattymatty on March 13, 2007, 10:44:40 AM
and thats why escalating cards is the gayness.
depends on what map the game is on. Some of these huge maps need the escalating cards or a game would go on forever.
I was interested in seeing how the maps were created so I sold out and bought the plus thingy. I have access to a ton of different game boards now to start a game with if any of you are still interested. Let me know if there is a particular map you want to play. You can go to the main page of warfish and then select the "browse" tab and check out the "shared" boards. Ill start a tourney or game. Let me know.
I'm always up for a CF game (except with Freddie, he's the best ever!).
Haha - rjs and even SunMo started beating my ass so regularly that I gave up playing them much.
I suck.
But I still play, although I hate most of the ghey user-created maps.
stop being stingy bitches and get a game going every once in a while. I miss you guys. :'(
The middle east map is excellent.
ok Ill start a middle east map game. Who wants in? Dio, Hbionic... anybody else?
IN
ok, Dio and bionic check your email, game has been created.
WINNAR (http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=1747854)
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 25, 2007, 08:22:20 PM
WINNAR (http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=1747854)
I made it to the qtr. finals...I got farged with shtein ass rolls.
anyone else having problems getting on? i'm getting your turn emails but somehow i'm not logged in and there is no way to get a password reminder like there usually is.
seems to be working for me.
works for me too
farg Texas bro. I wouldn't want to win that state even in a game
Aight MURP, you're lagging....which one is next? :P
Hey MURP and Dio, that last rubix cube map we played on...did you guys know you could basically attack with 1 army against the blank squares and you were not going to lose? I kept wondering why I went up and down the sides with only 4 armies.
Anyways, I won. ;D Next!
yeah, I set it so you could abandon territories as an experiment.
I knew that. I also didn't like that map.
In conclusion, I kicks ass.
In addendum...are you fargers having trouble getting onto the Warfish site?
Yeah, the site has been farged for the past few days.
good. maybe it'll have to reset everything. it took me a good 6 months and 100 games to get good and my win percentage is pitiful.
i've played almost 500 games. perhaps i need a life.
i think i'm in the 250-300 range.
I didn't even know the site was messed up.
It's back up...
No, for serious. I've been taking at least a day for each turn of late.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 22, 2007, 01:19:53 PM
No, for serious. I've been taking at least a day for each turn of late.
shtein, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I hope things get better for you and your family.
Playing online Risk falling down the priority list is not a sign of a life going DOWNhill.
Anyone feel like playing at some point tonight?
i had this roll this morning:
Total Attack Losses: 31/32 Total Defender Losses: 1/3
not frustrating at all.
oh, motherfarger.
that's enough to make you kill strippers
That's why I've basically stopped playing. I had gotten my multi-player technique down to the point where I was almost as proficient as I was at 1 on 1 so when I started running into bad luck, which is totally part of the game, I would get angry at imaginary internet jerks. Just like all of you. Jerks.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 21, 2007, 07:07:03 PM
That's why I've basically stopped playing. I had gotten my multi-player technique down to the point where I was almost as proficient as I was at 1 on 1 so when I started running into bad luck, which is totally part of the game, I would get angry at imaginary internet jerks. Just like all of you. Jerks.
Yeah, I mean, who screams and curses at their computer monitor. :paranoid
Gentlemen...how to you get a login to this site??
pm me the email address you want to use and I'll invite you to play a game..they automatically create an ID when you get invited...
Thank god I broke my Warfish addiction... seriously, I was farging hooked.
in that case, let 4and26 load the pipe for you anew...
Waiting on you two bitches.
Oh, and I farging hate you. So much.
i have a slow day. let me in.
I forgot this map is all-at-once territory selection and initial troop placement.
So sorry.
eat shtein.
i'll make another one, just for you pookie
actually don't bother. i'll probably just leave work soon.
okay, be that way
What's the hold up here? If I'm gonna do this, I want to kick some ass quickly.
58 seconds isn't fast enough for you?
No. And I hope that my penis tasted good just now.
having all of Europe and the first move = stick your dick wherever you like
I should have done a little more damage but it appears as though 4and26 might actually know what he's doing so I'm playing cautious...
Damn you Dio.
I'll beat someone. I'm in like 4 ranked games on there right now, and that World War 3 tourny. Of course it's my turn in none of them.
Quote1 Guest, 7 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
rjs246, Diomedes, Phanatic, ice grillin you, paco, PhillyPhreak54, 4and26
Take your turns, I want this bloodbath to end quickly.
it was my turn for one minute, bitchmade
too slow
Thanks for the game.....
Anyone interested in starting another game??
So, uh, I wasn't counting on you being able to cash in with three cards... well played you two.
TEAM COINPURSE!
http://warfish.net/war/compete/tournament?tid=8858142
ha awesome, somehow i got booted out of that game weeks ago.
I was eliminated a couple of weeks back myself. Mark is our hero.
I took his last three turns for him. So really, I won.
That's because you have a behemothal coinpurse.
I just made my move in a game against dio and someone else that has been my move for a year so yea.
anyone wanna play
I'm not in the mood. Kill yourself, and I might cheer up.
will do, now do you wanna play?
Nah.
why doesnt that site let you play with random people?
what if i want to play but have no friends?
its not fair.
I play exclusively with random people. Few ranked games a week. NERD.
what the farg.
where do i find the random peoples games?
Well most ranked games don't allow players who have been booted from games a certain number of times. Plus you sort of just have to catch them as they come up.
i dont even know where I should be looking here.
this sucks.
YAY IM IN ONE
I walk into my office today to see my brother-in-law playing warfish.
Naturally, I have now logged in and started a game against him.
You all suck.
I played a game or three on warfish once. It was fun...
shtein, my brother has designed games that people actually play
Anyone here still playing Warfish?
As mentioned above I got my ranking up to #9 and then went on the most ridiculous losing streak ever. I'm actually well below the starting 'rank' and I think I won 2 of my last 40 games. Ha. Probably good time to quit.
So I randomly remembered this existed tonight. And also miraculously remembered my login info.
When you log in, it shows you your info and the info of the person who invited you to give you access to the site.
You'll all be happy to know that Chuggy was playing as recent as yesterday 8)
Chuggy if I can remember to remember this site exists I may have to ask for game sometime soon. I miss playing Risk.
No.
Do you normally sell out all the people you know?
Just hit me up for a game, I'm down anytime.
i randomly got a warfish invite today. haven't been on since like 09.
anyone still play this?
i haven't been to work in a week so need something to occupy my time.
EDIT: i see rusty and hboinic have both been on this week.
let's play.
Uh...excuse me sir. Yes, we should definitely play. But I think you should get your priorities straight. I believe father's day is coming up and I'm pretty sure you have fathered a kid in some distant land, so treat yourself this Sunday and watch game of thrones and catch up on the season so you can nerd it up like the rest of us.
Um. In.
Bring it.
Don't you have something more manly to do, like redecorate your kitchen?
Don't you have less manly bikes to go ride? (according to Dio).
My bike only has a 650cc engine in it, which is the same size engine that my lesbian sister has in her bike and half the size of the engine in Squaw's bike. It's kind of hard to get less manly than that.
I'd jump back in the fray too, but I can't log all day long, so it's a drag for everyone else waiting for me to take my turn.
i made few few expat friends down here who love to play risk so we've been having squeef and risk nights like one night a week. pretty fun and a nice distraction from the normal hard core party scene.
i think i started that game a few posts above last year and then never even took my second turn. i'll do better this time if anyone wants to play.