Ahhhhh...feels so good to finally start the season. :yay
Culpepper completes his first pass as a Dolphin to Peele. Nice gain.
I like the Dolphins tonight straight up.
I hope Ronnie Brown actually runs for a positive gain some farging times today.
I can't stand that, after Batch throws a TD pass, they show three farging replays (one in slo-mo) of Roethlisberger celebrating the play. Show us the guys who were actually on the field, for farg sake!
Both teams look quite rusty through one quarter.
Culpepper looks shaky and erratic.
Ronnie Brown can blow me.
Santonio Holmes can blow you too.
Nobody's blowing anybody.
Ronnie Brown and his 7 yards rushing disagree.
This game sucks.
The steelers can blame their whole season on that missed PI call.
They got one back, no bitching for them.
Damnit, I wanted to write them off.
Wouldn't it be nice if Bloom turned into a player like Wes Welker? Dude looks awesome tonight, especially on returns.
Culpepper is sure making me happy I drafted him in my money league.
I drafted him in mine money league. Late. Already had Brady. This is a seriously tough D he's playing, and he looks good, and most of all, is making good decisions.
I thought he was taken too highly everywhere. Also, I thought Hines Ward would be a poor start tonight. I am a genius.
Ha. Not only do I have Culpepper, but my opponet has Heath Miller. This is shaping up to me one hell of a year.
Quote from: MDS on September 07, 2006, 11:18:15 PM
Ha. Not only do I have Culpepper, but my opponet has Heath Miller. This is shaping up to me one hell of a year.
;D
Have fun with Jabar Gaffney. He's gonna be awsome this year.
Quote from: MDS on September 08, 2006, 10:10:59 AM
Have fun with Jabar Gaffney. He's gonna be awsome this year.
Only if coach Gibbs picks him up and touches him.
Quote from: MDS on September 08, 2006, 10:10:59 AM
Have fun with Jabar Gaffney. He's gonna be awsome this year.
super bowl champ, you chump.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 08, 2006, 10:18:58 AM
super bowl champ, you chump.
What have you done for me lately?
(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050729/174724__eddie_l.jpg)
this is funny as balls. long, but funny.
http://exburgher.com/Tecmo2006/Pages/Tecmo2006Week1.html
Akers is going to kick 2,000 FGs? That's gotta be a record.
I stopped reading when I saw Brian Griese was on Tampa's roster. Piss poor.
OHMYGOD Reggie Bush
Is anyone else trying not to puke watching Irvin try and defend TO over and over and over again. Everyone on the set is dogging TO and Irvin just will not let it go. :puke
I'm thinking you've spent too much time at ES. Look at your sig pic, man.
I don't get it.
Oh Jesus, he's gone too far. We need to get you to detox.
It might be too late, doctor. He might have to be put down...
I still don't get it. What's wrong with the sig pic other than the fact that it's my 2nd attempt to make one.
Es'plain it to me Lucy.
Its, uhhhh, kinda homertastic. ;)
With a vengeance!
I disagree. This would have been uberly homeriffic.
(http://www.boomspeed.com/superpsn/reid.bmp)
Don't make fun.....I threw it together in about 2 minutes.
Iggstreme Iggles?
I hate you.
Daaaaaamn.
Trent Green carted off the field on a strecther.
Seattle ruining my parlay.
Bucs lose 27-0 at home to Baltimore
Seahawks 9, Lions 6
Panthers killed at home by Atlanta
New England wins 19-17 on a safety
Saints just sealed it with a pick.
Reggie Bush:
14att/61yds rushing
8 rec./58yds
Pretty good.
Apparently Dallas has a new receiver this year.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2006, 04:13:55 PM
Apparently Dallas has a new receiver this year.
Hey, let's try to keep this thread free of hype about Sam Hurd.
Is that who it is? They weren't talking about him.
F. Gore runs for 32 yards on the 49ers first play of the season.
Vernon Davis grabs a TD on his first catch. That dude is strong and fast.
Dallas up 7-0 but you wouldn't know it just by listening to the game. They haven't stopped talking about TO since kickoff.
Now they're talking about how the players are sick of hearing about him.
I'm jumpin on the Ravens bandwagon. Hurry up before Jam31 grabs the final spot.
I don't think the Ravens have a "bandwagon" per say.......it's more like a paddywagon.
No, that's the Browns this year.
I think you mean Bengals.
It could be the Titans for all I know.
Mike Tice actually got another job?!
So did Joe Vitt.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2006, 04:53:11 PM
Mike Tice actually got another job?!
Yeah, but it's only a temp job until another position opens up at RazorGator.
Well done. You shall not be banned.
In that case, pay no attention to my lasted comment in the game thread. I was taking crazy pills when I wrote that.
Bears have 3 FGs and a TD against Green Bay so far. Green Bay has a big nothing. Only one INT for Favre so far though.
Only one? Wow, he's getting better!
Actually it was Grossman that was picked off. Brett Favre has completed every single pass so far. All five of them.
GET FAVRE!
Reid has been known to attempt more than five passes per half. Favre might not be able to hold up to the workload.
JR Reed returned 2 kicks for an average of 25.5 yards with a longof 29.
Simoneau had 2 tackles and 3 assists
Hollis had a tackle and an assist
Fraley started at C in CLE and wears #66
I miss Reed.
Dallas dominates the half but comes out of it tied 10-10 with Jacksonville. Bledsoe isn't looking too accurate out there. No scores for Douchebag yet.
Anyone else think that Curt Menefee has absolutely no chemistry whatsoever with the other FOX NFL Sunday guys?
He's better than Joe Buck.
Granted.
DAL has 13 yards on their last 5 possessions. :-D :-D
The Jags are looking a lot better now.
Dallas misses a 36-yarder with their scrub kicker.
Con: I have Witten in my money league, and he just farged up 8 points
Pro: Dallas didn't even get 3. I can't complain.
Part of me really wants to believe Jacksonville can win this game.
Come on Jags ..........Dallas Sucks!
Del Rio is Reiding it up here.
I stand corrected.
Touchdown Jags!
Dallas Sucks......T.O. Blows!
farg TO. Dallas Sucks.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2006, 05:34:56 PM
GET FAVRE!
You knew he couldn't let one game go without a pick!!!
Pack on the way to being shut out for the first time since 1991 ;D
Oh yeah go Jag's
Those Miller Lite commercials are surprisingly entertaining.
You're witty comments are surprisingly subpar
You're witty comments!
4th AND 28 :-D t.o. WITH 4 FOR 45YDS!!!
San Francisco and Arizona don't even seem to realize that a phase of the game called "defense" exists.
My gramer is unsurprisignly bad, but that doesnt take away from your lack of comedic talent.
Bledsoe may be hurt, Tiosopo to T.O. I'm sure that will keep owens happy
Quote from: phillymic2000 on September 10, 2006, 06:46:55 PM
4th AND 28 :-D t.o. WITH 4 FOR 45YDS!!!
They got out of it with one hell of a punt though.
I wish I was watching the Packers/Bears game instead.
God picked off again.
Favererer with another example of why he is an all time great QB, throwing against his body and just chucking it up!
Owens is yelling at people.
He is killing Ahman Green's fantasy production.
I wonder if Favre still believes that this year's Packers are the most talented team he's ever played with.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2006, 06:50:47 PM
Owens is yelling at people.
:o No he is not, he's playing around :-D I love it.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2006, 06:49:35 PM
I wish I was watching the Packers/Bears game instead.
I wish I was watching to boys get beat.
Is Bledsoe still in?
Romo was warming up.
Nope, Bledsoe's still in.
Bledsoe got picked.
The refs are just flat-out ignoring challenge flags this year.
They didn't ignore that one. They took a timeout away from Dallas because it's unchallengable.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 10, 2006, 07:00:45 PM
The refs are just flat-out ignoring challenge flags this year.
That one was thrown about .05 seconds before the snap though.
I luv me sum Jaguars. :yay
Jags are up by 14 now.
That'll about do it. Now it be nice if Witten can pile on some garbage time yards and for TO to snap his neck in half.
Dallas + TO = losing combination ;D
Quote from: MDS on September 10, 2006, 06:25:14 PM
Con: I have Witten in my money league, and he just farged up 8 points
Pro: Dallas didn't even get 3. I can't complain.
Con: I could use a few points this week... and have Julius Jones and "that guy" in my money league.
Pro: Dallas is getting their heads kicked in and "that guy" has already had a semi-meltdown. Love it.
Yeah, that Terry Glenn guy, you might want to cover him deep.
Looooong completion from Bledsoe to Glenn.
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 10, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
Yeah, that Terry Glenn guy, you might want to cover him deep.
He'll shred a defense underneath, too.
When I'm up 14... with 2 and change left... you can have all the underneath stuff you want.
^^Something that Litoast might have wanted to consider last year against Glenn on MNF.^^
Glenn has more yds. then TO at this point ;D
That new receiver got his TD.
icehole just scored his first TD.
That's about the worst possible thing.
Sloppy coverage.
Quote from: MDS on September 10, 2006, 07:11:07 PM
That's about the worst possible thing.
No, the worst would be if he scored another one.
And the Jags cover the onsides kick.
JAX got the onside kick.
One 1st down and call it a night.
Over/Under: The week that TO makes Parcell's head/heart explode.
A long field goal would be nice here.
Punt away, goes right in the endzone. Boo!
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 10, 2006, 07:13:58 PM
Over/Under: The week that TO makes Parcell's head/heart explode.
If TO scores here, I think my head and heart will explode.
:51 to go 80 yards.
Well...it's Drew Bledsoe. 80 yards. 50 seconds. I'm pretty confident.
Picked off!
;D :yay :evil :deion
Perfect ending. TO gets it taken away from him for the pick.
Challenge.
His arm stayed under the ball.
Bullshtein.
shtein.
Total bullshtein
Sacked by Spicer.
Review that shtein!
Can they overturn that one, too?
Well THAT blows. >:(
Bledsoe sacked!
And picked again! Let the refs try to overturn that!
Ha ha .. :-D
gameover bitches. cancer has started. what gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :-D
It's almost surreal seeing the Cardinal logo at midfield in that game.
that Dallas game made the weekend complete.
hah! muthafarg the cowboys. :-D
and i'll actually be rooting for peyton tonight. :paranoid
OMG who is watching Football Night in America.....it's brutal!
Bring back Berman!
Favre!
Talk about stinking up the place. 2/3rds of the way the first quarter, fine. After that, they looked like complete and total shtein. I know you all are happy, and I'm just here to take my lumps. It wasn't even as close as the final score. Bledsoe straight up sucked whether he had pressure on him or not, spending most of the game looking like a mouse with 20 cats converging on him. Hell, Jax even lost Hayward to injury, and they didn't even skip a beat. It wasn't because they were that good, Dallas was just that zesty for the last 3/4s of the game. I can't take one single positive from this game. The pass rush was crap against the slow footed Pillsbury doughboy, the coverage was crap for most of the game, the line didn't run block worth a damn most of the game, and it's a miracle they only had 2 sacks. I know the rest of the season won't go like this, but it's a crappy way to start it off.
Pathetic, that's all I can say. Congrats on your win, though.
T.O. played ok, though. So... go him.
This sucks not having NFL Primetime with Berman and TJ... :-\
The show isn't done completely though. If you're home at 4PM tomorrow, you get to see Stu Scott, Ditka and Jaws do the highlights...
The 1st ever **Manning Bowl** is about to start, and I'm sooooo PSYCHED! w0ot for the hype machine!!
MADDEN AND MICHAELS CALLING THE ACTION!F(*&F!HIF!!r
Is that Pink? I hate having my orgy of football interrupted by this stupid bullshtein.
I hope both Mannings suck tonight, and the game is dominated by no-names.
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 10, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
This sucks not having NFL Primetime with Berman and TJ... :-\
The show isn't done completely though. If you're home at 4PM tomorrow, you get to see Stu Scott, Ditka and Jaws do the highlights...
Berman and TJ will be on SC at 11.
Gints down 13-0 ;D
Plaxico is really working hard to tip those passes to himself.
Collinsworth says McNabb hasn't looked as good as today since the Super Bowl year. I dunno, I thought he looked pretty good during that Kansas City comeback.
McNabb wins Player of the Week from NBC and wins a cheesy-looking trophy.
He can retire satisfied now.
By the way, that pathetic 5 minute show was the reason NFL Primetime no longer exists (at least in its old form). fargin' NBC.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 10, 2006, 09:52:45 PM
McNabb wins Player of the Week from NBC and wins a cheesy-looking trophy.
How can they award that when there are still 2.5 games left to play this week?
I dunno. How can you pair Chris Collinsworth and Bob Costas? How can you steal the Hockey Night in Canada title and think no one will notice? All mysteries that only NBC knows the answers to.
I'm hammered. I've been chugging every time they show Archie Manning on TV.
I stopped paying attention the moment Madden asked about wrapping his lips around something.
i like the nbc highligh/pre-game show. i like the music...sounds like the olympics music and the overall look and the graphics they use looks hot. very professional looking with fox now going all mech esque and cbs always being horrible.
nfl primetime will be missed but this makes up for it.
Even though I cant stand Costas or Collinsworth, I thought Football Night In America was a decent show. Ill watch it again next week.
20 sec and counting farg YOU GINTS....GO INDY
Eagles 1-0
Cowboys 0-1
Giants 0-1
:yay
YES! A foreskins loss tomorrow and the week is complete
I wouldve accepted Gints and Boys wins if the Skins lost. I really, really want them to lose.
I'll be rooting for Childress as long as we aren't playing the Vikings...
I'll root for the Vikings all season too, because I expect that team to suck very badly. Would be funny for them to beat the piss out of teams.
1. Dallas' o-line had big protection issues in the 2nd half after playing the first half solidly. Julius Jones stinks. Bledsoe stinks. Their defense didn't look impressive either. Especially that pass defense. Matt Jones ripped them apart.
2. The Giants looked about what they were last season. Not better, not any worse. Sunday should be a tough game. Some people wanted the Giants to win tonight to make it easier, because their backs won't be against the wall, but I didn't. If we take care of business that puts the Giants in an 0-2 hole. Right now the Giants are the Eagles' biggest competition for the division.
3. Seattle did not look good today. I know it was only week one, but it makes you wonder if that Superbowl loser curse will bite them this season.
4. Jake Plummer looked awful. Javon Walker didn't look too great either. Dropped a few key passes in the game.
5. The Chiefs looked awful. The Bengals looked great. The Bengals are going to contend for the Superbowl this season as long as Palmer stays healthy. Losing Trent Green was huge, and only producing 10 points at home against an okay defense wasn't good at all. Larry Johnson with a disappointing debut to his 2,000 yard season he promised.
6. The Packers might not win a game this season, and quite possibly could be the first NFL team ever to not score one point in an entire season. The Bears on the other hand picked up where they left off from last season. Devin Hester might be the best returner in football already. He's that good if you've seen him at all in college.
7. The Ravens looked very good, much like I thought they would. Much improved offense and good defense as usual. The Bucs disappointed. I never was high on them this season, but I didn't think they'd look this bad. I still think their offense leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Atlanta flat out dominated Carolina. Was it just because they missed their best player or is Atlanta that improved? Probably a little bit of both, but Atlanta does look very good. I thought they'd finish in a close second, but they could steal the division this season. Someone new wins it every year, so you never know.
9. Tennessee's QB situation is a joke. I flipped on that game during commercials of the Eagles/Texans game and Kerry Collins looked awful, they brought in Vince Young and he looked average. Are they that stubborn and stupid to not play their best QB right now, simply because of some bad blood? Volek wins that game for the Titans.
I look forward to monday night. Two good games.
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 11, 2006, 02:37:28 AM
2. The Giants looked about what they were last season. Not better, not any worse. Sunday should be a tough game. Some people wanted the Giants to win tonight to make it easier, because their backs won't be against the wall, but I didn't. If we take care of business that puts the Giants in an 0-2 hole. Right now the Giants are the Eagles' biggest competition for the division.
6. The Packers might not win a game this season, and quite possibly could be the first NFL team ever to not score one point in an entire season. The Bears on the other hand picked up where they left off from last season. Devin Hester might be the best returner in football already. He's that good if you've seen him at all in college.
8. Atlanta flat out dominated Carolina. Was it just because they missed their best player or is Atlanta that improved? Probably a little bit of both, but Atlanta does look very good. I thought they'd finish in a close second, but they could steal the division this season. Someone new wins it every year, so you never know.
9. Tennessee's QB situation is a joke. I flipped on that game during commercials of the Eagles/Texans game and Kerry Collins looked awful, they brought in Vince Young and he looked average. Are they that stubborn and stupid to not play their best QB right now, simply because of some bad blood? Volek wins that game for the Titans.
2. Wrong. They looked better. They ran the ball unbelievably well, and the pass game was good too. That offense is going to be tough for the Eagles to stop, especially if Lito isn't healthy.
6. Saying that they won't score any points is obviously hyperbole, but they stink a lot. A whole lot.
8. Both. I look for Carolina to bounce back a lot stronger than Tampa Bay will.
9. Volek's no prize either, but you're probably right. If they can't beat the Jets at home, they're in trouble.
GET JEFF FISHER ON THE EAGLES' COACHING STAFF IF HE'S FIRED!
From Peter King's column:
Quote"Give them credit. But maybe we just ain't very good.''
-- Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre, after getting shut out for the first time in his pro career, 26-0, by Chicago.
Bu-bu-but....he's the greatest! He can make up for ALL of his team's shortcomings.
good stuff
DJ Gallo (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060911)
QuoteThe NFL season began in all its glory yesterday with a full slate of games. There was too much happening in all the games* to focus on just one topic, so here are ...
15 Things I Thought I Thought While Watching 10 Consecutive Hours of Football And Only Hearing Terrell Owens Name 1,510 Times ...
(*Note: just to clarify, the "games" I speak of are those things aired between the commercials for the Manning family. I know I was confused by watching football all day which was more important -- the Mannings or NFL football. But it's the football. I think.)
1. I hate to be one of those people who puts too much stock into the happenings of Week 1, but I think yesterday's action proved once and for all that the Texans screwed up by picking Mario Williams over Reggie Bush. Just look at the numbers. Total yards for Bush yesterday? An impressive 141. And for Williams? Zero yards. That's right, zero. Good job, Texans, you idiots.
2. Actually, no, I don't mind being one of those people who put too much stock into the happenings of Week 1. It's a great way to fill column space and spout bloviating hyperbole -- the mark of many a fine media personality. So here's a quick rundown of Week 1 in the NFL. And realize that all of this is fact and not open to disagreement:
• The Eagles are a Super Bowl favorite in the NFC and Donovan McNabb is one of the best quarterbacks in football -- thanks to their win over the Texans.
• The Ravens have both an unstoppable offense and an immovable defense; all those who try to stand in their way will be destroyed.
• Michael Vick has completely figured out the quarterback position; the entire NFL is at his mercy.
• The Panthers, once a prohibitive Super Bowl favorite, are an embarrassment to the sport.
• By making it through his opening game unscathed, Carson Palmer proved his catastrophic knee injury of just eight months ago won't be a concern for the entire season; anyone who still doubts that is simply mean-spirited.
There's more, but I think that's good for now. So if we can just cancel the rest of the regular season and have the Eagles, Falcons, Ravens and Bengals advance to their respective conference championship games -- and bust the Panthers down to arena football -- it would save us all a lot of time.
3. The new uniforms for NFL referees were on full display yesterday. Notable differences are that the stripes on the shirts vary in width and are no longer all parallel; and the number on the back of the shirt is smaller than it used to be and it's black on a white background instead of white on a black background. But the biggest change is that the material has been changed from polyester to an ultramodern, moisture-wicking compression material. This is because, I can only assume, the traditional fabrics had proven to be no match for Ed Hochuli's biceps. Only space-age technology could hope to contain those pythons. :-D
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11. We are all fortunate that the Cowboys laid their egg yesterday on the road and not at home. Just think how much worse it would have been in Dallas. It's almost a given that Bill Parcells, hearing the cries of the home fans, would have started lactating through his uncomfortably snug polo shirt right there on national television. And no one wants to see that nastiness. Or at least I hope no one wants to see that nastiness.
12. By the way, Drew Bledsoe, the media would like to thank you for throwing three interceptions yesterday, thereby laying the groundwork for a Terrell Owens blowup. As a reward they are buying you a Segway. Feel free to use it for daily errands, or in the pocket to make you more mobile. (I suppose the use of "more" wasn't necessary in the preceding sentence.)
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15. Oh, and finally, congratulations to Peyton Manning on winning the Manning Bowl. There really isn't a better quarterback out there. That is, if you like 6-foot-5, 230-pound quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm who win completely meaningless bowl games like Citrus Bowls, Pro Bowls, Manning Bowls, etc. He's awesome in those.
Speaking of knee-jerk overreactions, look at Peter King's current "fine fifteen" (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/peter_king/09/10/mmqb.week1/5.html) (power rankings).
Quote1. Baltimore (1-0).
2. Indianapolis (1-0).
3. Atlanta (1-0).
4. Chicago (1-0).
5. Pittsburgh (1-0).
6. Jacksonville (1-0).
7. Philadelphia (1-0).
8. Cincinnati (1-0).
9. Seattle (1-0).
10. New England (1-0).
11. Dallas (0-1).
12. Carolina (0-1).
13. St. Louis (1-0).
14. Denver (0-1).
15. New Orleans (1-0).
There is so much ridiculousness that I can't even begin.
yeah really. Arizona should be top 5.
I didn't know he liked Steve McNair's big black schlong in his pooper.
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 11, 2006, 03:39:14 PM
yeah really. Arizona should be top 5.
I know you were trying to be facetious, but Arizona deserved to be on that list more than some others that were.
by giving up 27 points to the 49ers?
Quote from: phattymatty on September 11, 2006, 04:50:35 PM
by giving up 27 points to the 49ers?
By winning and not looking like absolute shtein in every facet of the game.
Fans in St. Louis are dancing in the streets. According to them, they now have the most powerful defense in the league, and and great offense "except in the red zone." They are absolutely confident that once this team figures out how to get in the end zone, nothing will be able to stop them.
ALL HAIL STEVEN JACKSON!!
ALL HAIL LEONARD LITTLE!
The team that almost beat his #2 team doesn't make the top #15? Give me some of that crack, Peter.
Jerry Porter was deactivated
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 11, 2006, 10:36:56 PM
Jerry Porter was deactivated
Hollis Fraley Rayburn and a 5th for Porter!
McMullen > Gaffney?
GET WILBUR!
Man, that Aaron Brooks fella looks excellent.
Such a good NFL QB, that guy.
I'd take him over Garcia.
I'd take Brad Johnson throwing left-handed over Aaron Brooks.
Fo' real.
So would I, especially since he's got himself a grudge against the Skins.
He knows Childress's offense now too! GET BRAD JOHNSON!!!
Nice to see two the NFL's most annoying and overrated fans take embarassing shots in the teeth last night. In order to get a sellout the Raiders must have been offering free backrubs.
Quote from: Father Demon on September 11, 2006, 05:35:21 PM
Fans in St. Louis are dancing in the streets. According to them, they now have the most powerful defense in the league, and and great offense "except in the red zone." They are absolutely confident that once this team figures out how to get in the end zone, nothing will be able to stop them.
ALL HAIL STEVEN JACKSON!!
ALL HAIL LEONARD LITTLE!
They'd better get out of the streets before they get hit by Little.
this wouldn't even happen in philly
http://www.wkyc.com/news/rss_article.aspx?ref=RSS&storyid=56689
They also throw beer bottles at refs/players, but booing Santa (in 1964 or whatever) is worse. Ho hum.
According to PFT, Nancy Gay from the SF Chronicle (ha..."nancy", "gay" and "San Francisco") reported that Jerry Porter was seen laughing and pumping his fist when Brooks was sacked for the 7th time last night...
Sounds like someone that TO would find to be a good teammate.
(http://www.wkyc.com/assetpool/images/06911132145_WHEELCHAIR-STOLEN-300.jpg)
That's what you get for being retarded. And a Browns fan.
Wait, did I just repeat myself?
Best. Avatar. Ever.
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Wow. What's next, cancer jokes?
Doctor: I've got your test results and I have some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's.
Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!
Yuk yuk yuk.
Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2006, 09:41:21 PM
Wow. What's next, cancer jokes?
AIDS and cancer jokes have been on :CF since August 11, 2005.
I watched the Cowboys/Jaguars game last night, and it was downright weird. In the 1st quarter, the Dallas OL was dominating - pushing the Jaguars out and giving Bledsoe time.
Right about at the start of the 2nd quarter, it's like they just started going south, as if there is a fungus/parasite on their sidelines eating away at their souls.
Weird.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 09:07:17 AM
I watched the Cowboys/Jaguars game last night, and it was downright weird. In the 1st quarter, the Dallas OL was dominating - pushing the Jaguars out and giving Bledsoe time.
Right about at the start of the 2nd quarter, it's like they just started going south, as if there is a fungus/parasite on their sidelines eating away at their souls.
Weird.
No.
terrell owens.
That Temple education is really starting to pay dividends. You're reading at a 3rd grade level now. w()()t w()()t
Down in Tampa Bay, there is a bit of a QB controversy growing. Seems as though this kid Gradkowski has been showing up Simms since training camp, and beat out Timmay Rattay for the number two spot.
I'd like to point out that I was hopeful the Birds would have picked this kid up late in the draft to backup McNabb and possibly take over in a few years. Oh well.
My bet, he'll be starting by week 8.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 07:47:44 AM
AIDS and cancer jokes have been on :CF since August 11, 2005.
you're welcome
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 09:07:17 AM
I watched the Cowboys/Jaguars game last night, and it was downright weird. In the 1st quarter, the Dallas OL was dominating - pushing the Jaguars out and giving Bledsoe time.
Right about at the start of the 2nd quarter, it's like they just started going south, as if there is a fungus/parasite on their sidelines eating away at their souls.
Weird.
The OL wasn't as much of an issue as Bledsoe reacting like an undrafted rookie free agent going up against the '85 Bears whether there was pressure or not. There were plays to be made and he didn't make them. He's had games where he was hit, sacked and pressured more and he didn't look that cruddy and of course it starts all the speculation. Speculation that his back was hurting, he's got lingering effects from the hit against Minnesota, he's looking over his shoulder waiting for Romo to pull a Brady on him. I think he just sucked.
Plenty of blame to go around in that game though. When the only consistently good things in the game were the kickoffs and punting and you lose the turnover and time of possession battles, you're not going to win many games.
Quote from: EJ72 on September 13, 2006, 03:48:11 PM
Plenty of blame to go around in that game though. When the only consistently good things in the game were the kickoffs and punting and you lose the turnover and time of possession battles, you're not going to win many games.
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I just watched the Seahawks/Lions game.
It's ridiculously stupid that the Eagles didn't pick up Willie Ponder. He's much better on KR's than Perry/Wynn/Reed.
Even if they did, they would've had to cut him for Wynn. Assuming they cut Perry to sign Ponder.
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 14, 2006, 11:26:36 PM
Even if they did, they would've had to cut him for Wynn. Assuming they cut Perry to sign Ponder.
They didn't cut Perry because he was the kick returner. They cut him because he did awfully at it.
They probably would have cut Pat McCoy, actually, IMO.
Now THAT's something to Ponder.