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Title: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 07:08:59 PM
Prices for scalped tickets are down big time, almost no tickets are moving off of RazorGator. 

Watch for a glut of tickets to be offered on the Eagles Wait List Site each week of the game.  If you are on the Wait List there is no reason to but tickets from any scalper.  The eagles will be receiving all of the unsold tickets they slid to "their partner' RazorGator.  They will be made available thru ticketmaster anf the Wait List site and FACE VALUE.

Just a heads up for real fans that actually want to use the tickets instead of scalping them.  The more the scalpers lose the faster we get rid of every one of those a-holes and free tickets up for the fans.  Whether the Eagles F.O. cares or not.  I'd rather see it happen without the Birds having to go 2-14 for three straight seasons, but whatever it takes.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: BigEd76 on August 26, 2006, 07:36:05 PM
QuoteSponsored by RazorGator.

:-D
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 09:02:54 PM
I'm as shocked as you are.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 26, 2006, 10:39:59 PM
i'd venture to say that i'm flabbergasted
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Beermonkey on August 26, 2006, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 07:08:59 PM
Prices for scalped tickets are down big time, almost no tickets are moving off of RazorGator. 

What is the basis for saying this?  Could it be because the somewhat reasonably priced ones are gone?

I'm trying to get mine now & the prices are up about $50 to $100 from what I saw 1 month ago.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ice grillin you on August 26, 2006, 11:09:03 PM
shocking that easy would be the first to respond to this thread......ill be the first to admit that ttllab is a psychotic maniac...but at the same time what he says is pretty much on point....and his word is for real....anyone that goes out of there way to hate on him is pretty much a spadaro butt plugger
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 26, 2006, 11:10:55 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 26, 2006, 11:09:03 PM
shocking that easy would be the first to respond to this thread......ill be the first to admit that ttllab is a psychotic maniac...but at the same time what he says is pretty much on point....and his word is for real....anyone that goes out of there way to hate on him is pretty much a spadaro butt plugger

Anyone who goes out of there (sic) way to support his posts is his own personal stash of anal beads.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:11:47 PM
Anyone who signs up for a premium CF account gets a free King Koybra bumper sticker.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ice grillin you on August 26, 2006, 11:12:00 PM
so how does dave taste?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:12:35 PM
Sweaty.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 26, 2006, 11:14:13 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:11:47 PM
Anyone who signs up for a premium CF account gets a free King Koybra bumper sticker.

Link?

Quote from: ice grillin you on August 26, 2006, 11:12:00 PM
so how does dave taste?

Better than Leo Carlin?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:21:53 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 26, 2006, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 07:08:59 PM
Prices for scalped tickets are down big time, almost no tickets are moving off of RazorGator. 

What is the basis for saying this?  Could it be because the somewhat reasonably priced ones are gone?

I'm trying to get mine now & the prices are up about $50 to $100 from what I saw 1 month ago.
The basis is found doing completed auction searches on eBay and keeping a database of tickets available thru RazorGator.

Know the market.  This thread is not for you scalpers trying to rape local fans for tickets, its for fans wanting to support the team in the stadium without being gouged by the Eagles or their partner.  You don't like the info, you are either a scalper of an idiot.  You chose.

If you are trying to get yours now, wait.  The prices will be dropping as all of the sucker prices on RazorGator and SyubHub are ignored and they make their way to eBay or back to the Eagles.  I have no idea what you are looking at if you think the prices are up from a month ago.  Only go by completed auctions not current auctions with no bids on them.  Just because some f'ing scalper lists a set of tickets for $799, doesnt mean that is what they are going for.

Be smart, learn the system and you will be able to see games for alot less if you go into a ticket search blindly. 
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 26, 2006, 11:25:35 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:21:53 PM

The basis is found doing completed auction searches on eBay and keeping a database of tickets available thru RazorGator.


get a life, nerd.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:27:02 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:21:53 PM
Be smart, learn the system and you will be able to see games for alot less if you go into a ticket search blindly. 

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:31:24 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:29:43 PM
All of the a-holes that like to take shots at me are TERRORISTS.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:32:53 PM
Banner loves his chaw.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: mpmcgraw on August 26, 2006, 11:33:15 PM
This thread makes my ears bleed.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: mpmcgraw on August 26, 2006, 11:36:18 PM
...but they bleed for you. 
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Beermonkey on August 26, 2006, 11:49:13 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:32:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?
Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

I'm new to this. What is the secret?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 27, 2006, 12:08:46 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 26, 2006, 11:49:13 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:32:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?
Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

I'm new to this. What is the secret?

The Eagles are scalping tickets to buy expensive oil from Islamic terrorist organizations, who then are funneling the money to the syndicate that hired Lee Harvey Oswald to kill Kennedy, buried Jimmy Hoffa in the Meadowlands, and created the TV show Manimal.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2006, 12:32:14 AM
Wait, wait, wait. How does money come in to all of this? ???
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 27, 2006, 12:34:09 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 12:31:07 AM
No, they are simply scalping their tickets to make more money in spite of their fans.  Its pretty obvious to anyone who understands the issue.

kill yourself, queerbait.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Beermonkey on August 27, 2006, 12:40:41 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 12:31:07 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on August 27, 2006, 12:08:46 AM
The Eagles are scalping tickets to buy expensive oil from Islamic terrorist organizations, who then are funneling the money to the syndicate that hired Lee Harvey Oswald to kill Kennedy, buried Jimmy Hoffa in the Meadowlands, and created the TV show Manimal.
No, they are simply scalping their tickets to make more money in spite of their fans.  Its pretty obvious to anyone who understands the issue.

So you are saying that the Eagles organization is scalping? I thought it was the same season ticket owners & ticket/travel agencies who have been reselling the ones they owned for years. Are you saying that the Eagles get a slice of the profit off the resell price?

I'm not busting your nuts, because I'm on the shtein end of buying tickets myself, but what proof do you have that the Eagles are selling their unused tickets to Razorgator & profiting off the sales over face value?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2006, 12:42:40 AM
I'm so confused. Does anyone have a flowchart? PowerPoint presentation, maybe?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2006, 02:29:58 AM
You're all stupid. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 02:39:15 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 27, 2006, 12:40:41 AM
So you are saying that the Eagles organization is scalping? I thought it was the same season ticket owners & ticket/travel agencies who have been reselling the ones they owned for years. Are you saying that the Eagles get a slice of the profit off the resell price?

I'm not busting your nuts, because I'm on the shtein end of buying tickets myself, but what proof do you have that the Eagles are selling their unused tickets to Razorgator & profiting off the sales over face value?
I'm not saying the Eagles are scalping their own tickets.  THE EAGLES ARE SAYING THEY SCALP THEIR OWN TICKETS.  Go to the eagles web page and you are directed to RazorGator, A TICKET SCALPER.

Now why would an NFL team get in bed with a tickets scalper if they weren't getting a slice of the profits?  What could they possibly get other than that, to break their own rule of ticket scalping for Eagles games?  You do not need to be a rocket scientist to figure this out.

You want proof?  How's this......last year once the Eagles are out of the race for the playoffs, 100s if not 1000 of tickets are released for all of the remaining home games.  Now everyone knows that every game is sold out for the season.  So where do the Eagles come up with 1000s of tickets to sell people on their wait list, to games that were supposedly sold out?  They were the tickets the Eagles gave to RazorGator that no one was buying when the team tanked.  And there were entire rows of tickets together (24 seats in one row for the Giants game).  Why aren't those tickets in the hands of Eagles fans as season tickets?

And if you go out to RazorGator right now, there are sets of tickets for every game that number up to 20 together.  Which season ticket holder gets 20 tickets together?  Why would the Eagles sell 20 tickets together to someone who puts every one of them on a scalpign site?

When check out eBay.  Why are sellers in Florida, California and Texas selling hundreds of tickets to games in Philadelphia?  The Eagles have put themselves in a position where they can't stop the scalping of tickets and the raping of their own fans, because THE EAGLES are doing it too.

There is all the proof any normal thinking, non apologist, non scalper needs.  The knuckleheads that try to shout that down are SCALPERS themselves.  This organization is so corrupt its sickening.  And many of the mindless lemmings that follow them can't see it.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 26, 2006, 11:11:47 PM
Anyone who signs up for a premium CF account gets a free King Koybra bumper sticker.

In.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 08:31:17 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 11:32:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?
Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

Yes, I am Joe. And while I'm typing this I am rolling around naked in a pile of tickets. Tickets that you can't have. Oh, look! Dallas tickets. Hmmm...where can I get rid of these. I know - RazorGator.com!!
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 27, 2006, 09:13:24 AM
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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 27, 2006, 09:46:37 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 02:40:08 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 27, 2006, 02:29:58 AM
You're all stupid. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.
Good Point.

Welcome to the club.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: hunt on August 27, 2006, 10:26:58 AM
scalpers aren't so bad.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 12:29:58 PM
Quote from: hunt on August 27, 2006, 10:26:58 AM
scalpers aren't so bad.
I have no problem with scalpers, they do what they do and allow people to get tickets to geames that are supposedly sold out.

My problem is with the Eagles ignoring the huge scalping problem they have and then jumping into bed with these clowns to make a little bit more coin at the expense of their fans.  With as many tickets that are being scalped, watch how many Giants and Cowboys and taterskins fans, invade the Linc.  There is no way to stop them.  When the Eagles have a few down seasons in a row, it'll be just like going to a Mets game at the Linc.

When fans do not have a large portion of the tickets, but scalpers do, they will sell to the highest bidder without regard to which team the fan is for.  Its a big loss for our guys to hear cheers for the opposition in their house.  You saw it last year with the Giants and taterskins games.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Cerevant on August 27, 2006, 03:16:23 PM
1) For the record, I think it is unethical for the Philadelphia Eagles to be in a business relationship with RazorGator, StubHub or EBay.
2) I think the Eagles should check ID at the gate, and revoke the season ticket rights of anyone who does not personally attend at least 6 games a year.

Now that I've made my feelings on this issue clear, our new house-troll is trying to do what day-traders have done for years.  See, what they do is "sell short" - they make money on a stock when it's price drops.  So they get the options all ligned up, and then go on the message boards and start bad-mouthing the stock..."Did you hear, they aren't going to make a profit this year"  "I heard their CEO is on drugs"  "What is going to happen with the thus-and-such lawsuit?  They could go out of business if they lose".  Then they go on to their favorite online trading post, and voila, the stock just dropped a few points because the losers who paid attention just ran off and sold.

This loser is hoping that if he spreads the word that ticket prices are dropping, that people will hesitate in response to his claim - "maybe if the prices are dropping I can save a few bucks."  Fewer people buy, less demand, prices actually do go down.  Scalpers "lose" money, ttlwtfever is happy.

Problem is that ttheaduphisbutt doesn't understand basic business, and that the scalpers do not have an emotional stake in this process, so they can make money no matter what people do.  Keep in mind, there are a few time slots when tickets are going to be the most in demand, based on the basic assumption that people want to see the team they root for win: 

1) Pre-season, for teams that were good last year.  "Damn, I didn't get through to ticketmaster, guess I'm going to have to pony up."
2) Early-season, for teams that come out of the gate better than expected.  "Hey, if they are this good now, maybe they can be able to beat <arch-rival>"
3) Late-season "big games" - "I gotta be there for this"

So, it doesn't make economic sense for scalpers to panic now - anything that is selling low now might skyrocket in value in a month.

Further, keep in mind - scalpers are not the gamblers, they are the house.  Yes, they might lose on tickets for one team, but rest assured they more than make up for it from the teams that do well.

This battle will not be won with the scalpers - it is simple supply and demand, and for NFL football, demand far exceeds demand.  It can only be won with the teams / leagues who allow scalping to continue.  We come full circle to my original point - if the teams profit from scalpers (even if there is no super-secret scam going on - just advertising revenue) they have no interest in stopping scalping.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 27, 2006, 11:01:24 PM
You've never once justified your anger at the Eagles having a relationship with RazorGator when you yourself have admitted to buying tickets for the sole reason of scalping them.

I can post link after link to the EMB where you've admitted to buying tickets on Ticketmaster for no other reason than to turn a profit.

I remember one passage where you attempted to justify your scalping by stating that you were going to use the profits to purchase club seats.  That's fine.  Everyone is entitled to make a profit if they so choose.

What I can't understand is the cognitive dissonance you exhibit on the issue.


You loathe scalpers, yet you scalp yourself.  You want to launch an investigation into the Eagles relationship with  RazorGator, yet you have no problem profiteering yourself.

I tried to get a straight answer from you on the EMB but all I ended up getting was insulted and berated.

In simple English, answer this question:

Why do you scalp tickets yourself if you find the act of scalping by others (namely the Eagles) so repugnant?


PS: I'm not attacking you.  I'm simply asking you to justify your contradictory viewpoint on the issue.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Beermonkey on August 27, 2006, 11:05:42 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 10:46:14 PM
I can buy and sell you, so it has nothing to do with money.  Trust me. 

You make that much money off of scalping?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 11:13:18 PM
Shoot me now.

In the head.

Please.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 27, 2006, 11:15:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 11:13:18 PM
Shoot me now.

In the head.

Please.

Fine.  I'll have to charge you three FOUR times the regular price for the hollow point... deal?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 11:37:23 PM
Yes!!!
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 07:39:55 AM
You all should drink a hemlock/urine cocktail.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2006, 07:52:47 AM
Done.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 07:56:41 AM
How was it?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 28, 2006, 08:00:11 AM
[Ralph Wiggum]It taste like burning.[Ralph Wiggum]
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: T_Section224 on August 28, 2006, 08:00:18 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 12:29:58 PMWhen the Eagles have a few down seasons in a row, it'll be just like going to a Mets game at the Linc.
i'm a little late to the game at this point, but what?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:34:27 AM
last night, i laid my head on a pile of money i made from selling my tickets on RazorGator
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 08:35:47 AM
How'd you sleep?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: T_Section224 on August 28, 2006, 08:36:13 AM
did you sleep well?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:36:21 AM
wonderously
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:20:57 AM
My pile of money from RazorGator is way bigger than your pile.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Cerevant on August 28, 2006, 09:26:41 AM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 27, 2006, 10:46:14 PM
Hey genius, you have no clue what the debate is about.

Apparently so:

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 27, 2006, 11:01:24 PM
You loathe scalpers, yet you scalp yourself.  You want to launch an investigation into the Eagles relationship with  RazorGator, yet you have no problem profiteering yourself.

I tried to get a straight answer from you on the EMB but all I ended up getting was insulted and berated.

In simple English, answer this question:

Why do you scalp tickets yourself if you find the act of scalping by others (namely the Eagles) so repugnant?

I wasn't aware of this part of your scam.  Sounds to me like the scam is a little closer to shorting stock than I thought - you want to drive down prices so you can buy them, and resell them when the value goes back up.

Well, sorry - your plan isn't going to work.  The ticket brokers are smarter than you and understand economics better than you.  So go away, get a life, or find someone else to bother.

C
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 07:28:46 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 27, 2006, 11:01:24 PM
You've never once justified your anger at the Eagles having a relationship with RazorGator when you yourself have admitted to buying tickets for the sole reason of scalping them.

I can post link after link to the EMB where you've admitted to buying tickets on Ticketmaster for no other reason than to turn a profit.

I remember one passage where you attempted to justify your scalping by stating that you were going to use the profits to purchase club seats.  That's fine.  Everyone is entitled to make a profit if they so choose.

What I can't understand is the cognitive dissonance you exhibit on the issue.

You loathe scalpers, yet you scalp yourself.  You want to launch an investigation into the Eagles relationship with  RazorGator, yet you have no problem profiteering yourself.

I tried to get a straight answer from you on the EMB but all I ended up getting was insulted and berated.

In simple English, answer this question:

Why do you scalp tickets yourself if you find the act of scalping by others (namely the Eagles) so repugnant?

PS: I'm not attacking you.  I'm simply asking you to justify your contradictory viewpoint on the issue.
I have stated this several times but you choose to ignore this very simple point.  I have justified it in many different places in many different ways.

WHY DO YOU DEFEND THE FRONT OFFICE FOR SCALPING THEIR OWN TICKETS AND RAPING THEIR FANS!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SCALPERS.  (Re-read that a few times until you understand it).  I have a problem with the EAGLES FRONT OFFICE ALLOWING IT AND PROMOTING IT.

Why you and the other puppets on the EMB could never see the difference amazes me.  You cannot be that dumb.

And if you really want to post something from the EMB, which is as corrupt as the front office, make sure you copy the entire point.  I wanted to sell the tickets I bought off of the TicketMaster presale, that were in the 29th Row of the Upper Deck, to BUY CLUB LEVEL Seats, which is the only place I will see a game.  The upper level seats at the Linc SUCK, to tight together.

I don't have 20 seats together for every game and scalp every one of them.  I had 6 (THAT'S SIX!) tickets for Eagles games this year.

And since the EAGLES do allow it I sell tickets that I cannot use.  There was no way I was climbing to the top of the stadium.

Now that I've answered your question, answer mine.

Would you rather see thousands of season tickets in the hands of scalpers for the sole purpose of selling them to make money OR would you rather see all local fans owning every season ticket and anyone caught scalping any ticket gets it revoked?  I'm not attacking you either, just asking you to take a stand.  Why any Eagles fan wants to see Giants and Cowboys fans in our stadium stupifies me.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 07:29:43 PM
Seriously...

They just got a goddamn wide receiver who is pretty goddamn good and you're still pissing and moaning about goddamn tickets.

Shut the farg up already!
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 07:34:20 PM
It's just silly that this guy doesn't give a shtein about the players on the Eagles, yet continues to trumpet this ticket shtein.  Quite frankly, I was a little annoyed about the RazorGator thing until this farger joined the board.

Eat rat vomit, ttllabtoof.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 07:34:51 PM
Donte.

Does Donte use RazorGator? What will Donte do with his comp tix?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 07:39:47 PM
I'll type Donte 1000 times if you type I love RazorGator 100 times and then hurl yourself into traffic.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 07:43:29 PM
Ok.

Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2006, 07:58:11 PM
Ahahaha.  I tried to tell MURP, G_F & Sus about this lunatic when he signed up.

I'm glad they let him stick around for a while.  He's as entertaining as watching monkeys throwing feces at each other in the zoo.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 07:59:29 PM
A good poo flinging is always good entertainment.

I wish I could tailgate by the monkey exhibit. I wonder if the Philly Zoo allows that? I wonder if I can buy tix on RazorGator?!?!
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2006, 08:03:08 PM
QuoteWould you rather see thousands of season tickets in the hands of scalpers for the sole purpose of selling them to make money OR would you rather see all local fans owning every season ticket and anyone caught scalping any ticket gets it revoked?  I'm not attacking you either, just asking you to take a stand.  Why any Eagles fan wants to see Giants and Cowboys fans in our stadium stupifies me.

I have my two seats and I couldn't care less about who else does what with theirs.

Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Beermonkey on August 28, 2006, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2006, 08:03:08 PM
QuoteWould you rather see thousands of season tickets in the hands of scalpers for the sole purpose of selling them to make money OR would you rather see all local fans owning every season ticket and anyone caught scalping any ticket gets it revoked?  I'm not attacking you either, just asking you to take a stand.  Why any Eagles fan wants to see Giants and Cowboys fans in our stadium stupifies me.

I have my two seats and I couldn't care less about who else does what with theirs.



I'd like for them to sell them to me with a reasonable mark up. :'(
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 08:16:35 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2006, 07:58:11 PM
Ahahaha.  I tried to tell MURP, G_F & Sus about this lunatic when he signed up.

You're one of those racist mods from that other board, aren't you?!?!!??!?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 08:25:13 PM
I've known 99 for years and he's from this area and the tix are a family thing. Why you breakin his balls? I don't have season tix and I'd like to, but I dont go ball breakin other people who have them. Nor do I start a witch hunt with burning torches, pitchforks and whatever else you have to chase down the truth. RazorGator blows. The Eagles dealing with them blows.

Move on. Christ almighty.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 08:32:50 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 08:25:13 PM
I've known 99 for years and he's from this area and the tix are a family thing. Why you breakin his balls? I don't have season tix and I'd like to, but I dont go ball breakin other people who have them. Nor do I start a witch hunt with burning torches, pitchforks and whatever else you have to chase down the truth. RazorGator blows. The Eagles dealing with them blows.

Move on. Christ almighty.
Why I am breaking his balls?  Do you have a reading defiency?  He asked me a question, I answered it.  I then asked him a question and he acted like it never happened but decided to call me names.  Typical with that guy.  No real thought just attack, attack, attack.  Coward.

You move on.  Christ almighty.  If he is a man he should be able to defend his words.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 08:34:26 PM
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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2006, 08:36:02 PM
I have my seats and I'm happy as a clam with them.   I get to as many games as I can afford to living out of the Delaware Valley and when I don't go to the games, I sell them to a lifelong friend of mine for face value.  I don't make a dime off of my seats and if I had extras, I'd either sell them to the guys here or on the EMB because I know they're true fans.

You, on the other hand, are a raving psychotic.  But again, I enjoy seeing you post here because your rants provide me with a perverse sort of entertainment.

Again, like watching chimps throw shtein at each other at a zoo, your rants are hysterical to me.

Of course, I think puns are hysterical too, so...
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Cerevant on August 28, 2006, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 07:28:46 PM
I have stated this several times but you choose to ignore this very simple point. I have justified it in many different places in many different ways.

WHY DO YOU DEFEND THE FRONT OFFICE FOR SCALPING THEIR OWN TICKETS AND RAPING THEIR FANS!!

I don't, but that doesn't mean that I (and apparantly most of the other people on this board) don't think you have your head up your ass.

QuoteI DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SCALPERS.

Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 26, 2006, 07:08:59 PM
Just a heads up for real fans that actually want to use the tickets instead of scalping them. The more the scalpers lose the faster we get rid of every one of those a-holes and free tickets up for the fans.

Cool...loser calls himself an icehole.

Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 07:31:16 PM
If I had tickets to sell, why would I be trying to drive the prices down??? Why would I buy tickets from scalpers to resell them, if no one is paying the prices now, why would they pay more later when more tickets are available??? Nitwit.

See my first post.  Maybe you really are too stupid to pull off a scam like a describe.  Guess I gave you too much credit.

Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 07:28:46 PM
Why you and the other puppets on the EMB could never see the difference amazes me. You cannot be that dumb.

Tell you what, we'll assume you are too farging stupid to actually plan and execute a scam, and that you are just another mindless troll.

You can assume we are to farging stupid to comprehend your wisdom and insight.

Sounds like a good opportunity to part ways.

Or, if that is too subtle for your farging feeble mind: get the farg out of here.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 28, 2006, 08:46:13 PM
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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:50:53 PM
people, whenever you wonder why God invented AIDS and cancer, think no further than this sorry excuse for a human. 
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:52:57 PM
Could you guys let this thread drop for a couple of days? We're trying to work out an advertising deal with RazorGator.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 08:54:34 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:52:57 PM
Could you guys let this thread drop for a couple of days? We're trying to work out an advertising deal with RazorGator.

I'd be all for it if you'd promise to open more "tubes" into :CF.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 08:53:06 PM
People with AIDS and Cancer probably wouldn't think that post was very cool. 

who cares, they can't do anything, they're all weak from their punishment for living a life of sin.

i can only hope that you'll someday have to ride around in a chair that is powered by you blowing into a straw
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:55:26 PM
We might. You think that might come up?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: Lil' Miss SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:54:48 PM
who cares, they can't do anything, they're all weak from their punishment for living a life of sin.
Dude, bad karma for you.  Your wish may be granted but only unto you.  Anyone that mean does not deserve air.  It really says something about you.  Hell awaits.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 08:57:48 PM
This thread already is hell.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:58:08 PM
Hell gets really pissy if you keep them waiting for too long. When you get there, Hell's all standing there tapping their foot and popping gum, looking at the clock with that look. You know the look I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:58:08 PM
Hell gets really pissy if you keep them waiting for too long. When you get there, Hell's all standing there tapping their foot and popping gum, looking at the clock with that look. You know the look I'm talking about.

then Hell's mom comes to the door and says, "Do you know what time it is?  What kind of people say out all night without calling?"
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 08:59:46 PM
Next thing you know, Hell's telling everyone that you wet the bed.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:00:49 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 08:59:41 PM
Please tell me this board has more class than to allow Lil' Miss Sun' Mo comments to remain posted......

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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2006, 09:00:57 PM
I heard that ttllabtoof rapes children AND kittens. I also heard that he's left handed. He's clearly evil and must die.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:01:46 PM
ttllabtoof's mom's vagina smells worse than John Madden's taint.

And buddy, don't bother telling me if she's dead.  I don't care.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2006, 09:02:43 PM
Babies and kittens, dude.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:03:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 28, 2006, 09:00:57 PM
I heard that ttllabtoof rapes children AND kittens. I also heard that he's left handed. He's clearly evil and must die.
Bad karma, to you too.  As I hope no one reading your post ever had to deal with one of their children being traumatized like that.  Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 09:03:30 PM
i heard he rapes babies with kittens as condoms.  just sick
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Cerevant on August 28, 2006, 09:03:56 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 08:49:52 PM
You may be one of the dumbest posters I've come across, and that is saying ALOT. Don't you need to be studying for the G.E.D? Instead of wasting all of that time to try to be funny or clever and coming up dead empty.

So, let's summarize:

..and I'm the idiot.  :sly
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:04:07 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:03:11 PM
Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

Holy shtein!  Why the hell didn't any of you asses tell me this before?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!?!?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.
How about deleting those posts and handing out warning or suspensions.  These guys are digusting degnerate cowards.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 28, 2006, 09:04:07 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:03:11 PM
Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

Holy shtein!  Why the hell didn't any of you asses tell me this before?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!?!?

It was in the agreement when you signed up.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:03:11 PM
  Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

actually, it means just that
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:05:29 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.
How about deleting those posts and handing out warning or suspensions.  These guys are digusting degnerate cowards.

You're not the boss of me.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:06:18 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
It was in the agreement when you signed up.

Anything else in that agreement I should know about?  I hadn't learned to read yet when I signed up.

Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:04:23 PM
These guys are digusting degnerate cowards heroes.

fixed.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 28, 2006, 09:01:46 PM
MY mom's vagina smells worse than John Madden's taint.
Real nice but I'm not surprised.

im not surprised that you know what John Madden's taint smells like
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:15:18 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:12:25 PM
MY mom's vagina smells worse than John Madden's taint

I know.  That's what I said.

Madden's taint probably smells like rotten turducken, no?

Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:18:48 PM
Yeah, like you could get it up after your mom just finished you off with a handy.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2006, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:16:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:05:29 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.
How about deleting those posts and handing out warning or suspensions.  These guys are digusting degnerate cowards.

You're not the boss of me.
OK, I just wanted to see the level of poor judgment that was in effect.

And just think...you're only scratching the surface!
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:20:37 PM
It all depends how much money the corpse's estate is worth.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2006, 09:21:11 PM
Does she have any I can do?
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2006, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: ttllabtoof on August 28, 2006, 09:19:31 PM
Your mom, was busy screwing corpses in Camden.

wow, you really suck at this. 
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2006, 09:22:08 PM
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Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 28, 2006, 09:24:03 PM
If there was ever a remake of Dr. No...  :yay :drool
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 09:25:16 PM
Lil' Miss SunMo,

Here are some freshly scalped tickets I got from RazorGator.  You can wipe ttllabtoof's mom's lady-jizz off with them.
Title: Re: Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2006, 09:26:00 PM
I am choosing now to arbitrarily lock this thread. That you for your participation.