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Title: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2006, 01:55:39 PM
I hate these Hoyda ass holdout mofos. GIT YER GAWDAMN ASS IN CAMP BEEOTCH! :boom :boom :boom

:fire :fire :firefarg bunkley :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Dillen on August 04, 2006, 02:12:27 PM
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=52517



;)
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2006, 02:12:34 PM
I had a feeling this would work!
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Wingspan on August 04, 2006, 02:13:42 PM
this hearby retire's your karma and "we pray" bullshtein. that is incredibly accurate

I doubt your sincerity

RLY!
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2006, 02:17:40 PM
Nonsense, this was a tactifully direct negative calling of universal energy for purposes of manifesting a result towards a positive.

Karma lives on!

...and we pray! :evil
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 02:22:36 PM
wip said hang a minute we are coming back with good news REALLY good news from eagles camp

bunkley = $$$$$

??

edit: its on the eagles site

good timing on this thread btw
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Beermonkey on August 04, 2006, 02:23:15 PM
I was just going to post about who the hell Bunkley is...then wham

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2539553
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 04, 2006, 02:27:00 PM
That was really worth the holdout. :D
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 04, 2006, 02:28:22 PM
PFT.com:

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EAGLES BAG BUNKLEY
A league source tells us that the Philadelphia Eagles and defensive tackle finally have come to terms with defensive tackle Brodrick Bunkley, the team's first-round draft pick.

We're told that the deal has a base value of more than $12.5 million, with nearly $10 million in guaranteed money.

The primary sticking point was whether the deal would be five years or six years in length.  We're told that the deal is indeed a six-year package, but that it contains an escalator that would push his final year salary to the franchise tender for defensive tackles in 2011.  Bunkley needs to make it to the Pro Bowl three times in five years to trigger the maximum number, with lower triggers resulting in a smaller escalators.

Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Beermonkey on August 04, 2006, 02:30:58 PM
You may want to change the title of the thread now.  ;)
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Father Demon on August 04, 2006, 02:31:19 PM
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Bunkley needs to make it to the Pro Bowl three times in five years to trigger the maximum number, with lower triggers resulting in a smaller escalators.

It's encouraging that both sides have faith in this dude's talent to be pro-bowl caliber 3 out of 5 years.  The Eagles put it in writing, and the Bunkley camp agreed to it.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: BigEd76 on August 04, 2006, 02:33:29 PM
More than Ngata and could potentially end up as top 10 money like Wichard wanted.  In return, the Eagles get 6 yrs.  Good deal all around...
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2006, 02:33:44 PM
I can't believe it took this long just to agree to a 6th year with a variable salary.  Freaking assbags.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2006, 02:41:02 PM
^^^^ What he said ^^^^
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 02:43:16 PM
I can't believe it took this long

this long?

its august 4th?

i told everyone on tuesday it would be done within a week and that it was a non-story then and is even less of one now

Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: General_Failure on August 04, 2006, 02:43:59 PM
No, it's a story when you first round pick signs. Doesn't matter when he signs, it's a fargin' story.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2006, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 04, 2006, 02:43:59 PM
No, it's a story when you first round pick signs. Doesn't matter when he signs, it's a fargin' story.

I think the :CF reporters need to write a featurette on the details of the negotiations.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 04, 2006, 02:45:06 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 04, 2006, 02:43:59 PM
No, it's a story when you first round pick signs. Doesn't matter when he signs, it's a fargin' story.

word
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2006, 02:59:41 PM
Good news.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 03:04:15 PM
No, it's a story when you first round pick signs. Doesn't matter when he signs, it's a fargin' story.

his hold out was and is a non story...not his signing
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 04, 2006, 03:07:59 PM
I'm glad its over, but he's made a bad first impression, and as a fan I feel he now has something more to prove to us, his coaches, and most importantly his team mates.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on August 04, 2006, 03:09:36 PM
He made it JUST in time for my deadline.

I scared his ass straight.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2006, 03:11:37 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on August 04, 2006, 03:09:36 PM
I scared his ass straight.

Wait, so he was gay, then you hit on him, now he's straight?

Sure.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: phattymatty on August 04, 2006, 03:14:36 PM
he didn't make a bad impression on me. 

i could care less if he misses the first 2 weeks of training camp.  give the man his cash and get him on the field.  then i will decide whether i like him or not.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 03:14:57 PM
I'm glad its over, but he's made a bad first impression, and as a fan I feel he now has something more to prove to us, his coaches, and most importantly his team mates.


lolol
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 04, 2006, 03:16:20 PM
I don't think he has made a bad impression he was most likely just following the advice of his agent.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on August 04, 2006, 03:16:25 PM
Jenkins will work with him privately to make sure he gets down the techniques I'd assume. When he's not busy doing other things of course.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Feva on August 04, 2006, 03:47:41 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 04, 2006, 03:14:36 PM
he didn't make a bad impression on me. 

i could care less if he misses the first 2 weeks of training camp.  give the man his cash and get him on the field.  then i will decide whether i like him or not.

Damn skippy.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Don Ho on August 04, 2006, 03:52:24 PM
only bummer is he obviously will not play this sunday anf highly doubtful he plays next week.  Damm we may not get a good look at this guy for two more weeks. >:(
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
I hope that he's been doing some reading while lounging waiting to get the deal done that will help him understand the scheme better.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: dis12 on August 04, 2006, 04:15:06 PM
while the "team" is in Canton for the HOF game, they should make Bunkley take a crash TC course at Lehigh. 
He can use his arsehole agent as the red-shirted QB.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: mussa on August 04, 2006, 04:19:24 PM
YES!!!!
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 04, 2006, 04:19:32 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 03:14:57 PM
I'm glad its over, but he's made a bad first impression, and as a fan I feel he now has something more to prove to us, his coaches, and most importantly his team mates.


lolol

That's because you all have your heads so far up the Eagles rectum.

Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Tomahawk on August 04, 2006, 04:36:56 PM
Quote from: dis12 on August 04, 2006, 04:15:06 PM
while the "team" is in Canton for the HOF game, they should make Bunkley take a crash TC course at Lehigh. 
He can use his arsehole agent as the red-shirted QB.


Why put a red shirt on him? I don't have anything against him - I just like people to get hit.
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2006, 04:46:18 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 04, 2006, 03:14:57 PM
I'm glad its over, but he's made a bad first impression, and as a fan I feel he now has something more to prove to us, his coaches, and most importantly his team mates.


lolol

laughingoutloudoutloud?
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 04, 2006, 04:48:01 PM
Or possibly: laughingoutlaughingoutloud
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: Beermonkey on August 04, 2006, 04:55:40 PM
lemmings often laugh out loud?
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2006, 04:57:53 PM
labia ovens latch onto liquor

obviously
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: BigEd76 on August 06, 2006, 07:01:18 PM
Bunkley was on CSN

-- will be at training camp tonight
-- said the incentives were the holdup in the deal
-- was getting pressure from family to sign soon and said a random 12-yr old kid came up to him and told him to get his ass to camp
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: NGM on August 06, 2006, 07:03:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 06, 2006, 07:01:18 PM
Bunkley was on CSN

-- will be at training camp tonight
-- said the incentives were the holdup in the deal
-- was getting pressure from family to sign soon and said a random 12-yr old kid came up to him and told him to get his ass to camp

Thats why Philly fans will kill any other fan base.  :-D
Title: Re: Can I get a F-F-F-F-U.C*K Bunkley?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 06, 2006, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 06, 2006, 07:01:18 PM
Bunkley was on CSN

said a random 12-yr old kid came up to him and told him to get his ass to camp

Ha. :-D :-D