Ok folks I'm in a running battle here at work and were trading shots and I'm running out of good ideas for practical jokes to play in the office.
So far I've put a for sale sign on his motor bike ($10 bucks or best offer), put a bumper sticker on his car that proclaimed "GAY AND PROUD OF IT" (which he didn't notice for a week :-D), and a few other boring stunts so I'm looking for more ideas.
It's a suit and tie type office so I have to be careful here but I'll looking for some suggestions and I couldn't think of a better place to look for ideas... >:D
in not sure anything can top the gay joke....you outdid yourself there
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 19, 2006, 03:03:54 PM
in not sure anything can top the gay joke....you outdid yourself there
I'm pretty proud of that one - it was a huge colorful bumpersticker. He just couldn't figure out why some people were honking at him, other giving him the finger. Ya that was a good one.
Do you have cubicles at work? You could start slowly making his work area smaller.
Doctor his phone so the mouthpiece doesn't work.
Rearrange the keycaps on his keyboard.
Leave a "while you were out" message for him, and have the return number be the local GLAD chapter.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on July 19, 2006, 04:20:17 PM
Rearrange the keycaps on his keyboard.
...in alphabetical order.
Leave a "while you were out" message for him, and have the return number be the local GLAD chapter.
That one I could use!
Lie to one of your co-worker's wive's and act like her husband and e-mail her to go to the office dressed in a costume for a costume party after hours for some hot sex. You tell her you'll be in some weird cosutme and neither of you can talk. Bang the shtein out of her and get her pregnant.
*PS.
Tell her at 8 months that it was a joke so that she has enough time to abort the baby. That way, you can each get on with your lives.
*Bonus...she'll laugh harder if you had anal with her. :-D
If he has an optical mouse, tape a tiny piece of paper (or use a ripped off section of a post it note) over the "eye." If he doesn't have an optical mouse, unplug it.
jesus hbionic :-D
put his stapler in a batch of jello via the office
Here's some good ideas from an older thread. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=15727.0)
Enjoy.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 14, 2005, 11:58:30 AM
1. Take the mouseball out of everyone's mouse and put them in the "office douche bag's" desk.
2. Super glue everything on a persons desk to their desk. Go ahead and glue the handset on their phone to the reciever too.
3. Unplug everything (mouse, keyboard, printer, monitor, etc) from their computer.
4. Loosen the back of their chair so when the sit down and lean back they roll right off.
5. If you are required to log on your computer, switch a few computers around the office so the next time some co workers try to log on, their info won't load properly.
6. We are required to "lock" our computers by hitting "alt, ctrl, delete" so that no one can use our computer if we're away from our desk. If someone fails to do this, say while they are using the bathroom, send an email from their computer to everyone in the office announcing that they've come out of the closet.
7. If the jackass did lock their computer, then be a fleshpop by entering an incorrect password 2 times and then put the Caps Lock on. That way, when they come back to their computer their password will be rejected and they will be locked out of their computer until someone from IT resets their password for them.
8. If you work in a cubicle farm, use some plastic wrap and duct tape to seal up the opening to someone's cubicle and then fill it up with packing peanuts.
9. Put a dab of hand lotion on the ear piece of someone's phone.
10. Throw some tobasco sauce in the community coffee pot to help cure a case of "The Monday's".
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 14, 2005, 12:19:55 PM
Around Christmas, we gift wrapped every single thing in this lady's office, books, pens, the mouse, monitor, keyboard, desk, shelf - you name it and it was wrapped. It took a while to do, but well worth the effort.
As vengence for a tack being put on his seat (and sitting on it), a dimunitive co-worker climbed through the sliding rear window of the instigator's truck and ratchet strapped the doors together.
If a sucker neglects to lock his computer, it's always fun to change his screen saver to the marquee with a message about how much pole he likes to chug.
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2005, 12:50:00 PM
Crazy glue a quarter in front of the vending machine.
Detached cord from phone, call person from across the room. Laugh when they go "Hello....hello?"
Call somebodys voice mail when they are standing next to you, pretend like you are talking to the department head. Say to co-worker "Joe, (department head) wants to talk to you" Laugh when he goes "Hello...hello?" Laugh again when he plays it back on his voice mail.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on July 18, 2005, 01:29:46 PM
we took a screen capture of a co-worker's desktop and used the image as his desktop background. then, we hid all of his shortcuts. when he clicked on them, he was actually clicking on his background image.
he had NO idea what was going on.
that, and it's fun to change your co-worker's auto response on IM.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2006, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on July 18, 2005, 01:29:46 PM
we took a screen capture of a co-worker's desktop and used the image as his desktop background. then, we hid all of his shortcuts. when he clicked on them, he was actually clicking on his background image.
Yeah, you can do that with PowerPoint too. Just copy their desktop, place it on a slide then copy the slide like a million times. They might notice the little logo thing in the bottom left corner though.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2006, 06:37:58 PM
4. Loosen the back of their chair so when the sit down and lean back they roll right off.
No lie...I know of a guy who fell back on his office chair, and unknowingly developed a blood clot. It eventually migrated to his brain and killed him.
No THAT'S a prank!
Thanks for spoiling the party, Sus! >:(
Spoiling the party? He was taking it to a higher level, man. Boring darwin award nominee dies as a result of falling backwards in his chair at his job as a corporate middle manager? Ha! That's great!
Lot of good ones here....I'll let you all know how it ecates >:D >:D >:D >:D
Quote from: MadMarchHare on July 19, 2006, 09:09:02 PM
Thanks for spoiling the party, Sus! >:(
I think somebody's being a Stiffly Stifferson!
(http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/c/christopher_walken.jpg)
Haha. Great SNL skit. It's Stiffly MacStifferson, though.
I don't think so...unless you watch SNL in Scotland or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_TV_show_sketches#Pranksters
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/02mpranksters.phtml
Wikipedia is a great tool, but it's not always 100% correct, especially on a minute detail such as this one.
I added another link.
Yeah, I lose.
QuoteZack Ricky: Thank you, Larry. You know, I'm gonna come right out and say it: you're a lot older than most of our Pranksters.
Larry Hobson: Well.. I like to think all Pranksters are young at heart.
Zack Ricky: All right! Sounds good! Now, tell us about your target!
[ cue bow-and-arrow sound effect ]
Larry Hobson: This guy.. I'll tell ya.. he was a Stiffy Stifferson like you wouldn't believe, his name is Phil.. and he always takes my parking space at work.
Zack Ricky: [ speaking to the camera ] I'm getting the feeling you probably shouldn't have done that, Phil!
Larry Hobson: [ trying to stifle his laughter ] I think.. he probably.. agrees with you, now! [ laughs ]
[ cue foghorn sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: Well, let's not waste any time! Prankster Hidden Camera, go!
[ dissolve to video of employee prking lot, as Larry enters frame by Phil's car, smiles at the hidden camera, then hides behind Phil's car ]
Larry Hobson V/O: Okay! This.. is from.. last Friday. I sneaked down early, and hid behind Phil's car.
Zack Ricky V/O: Looks like you'd better brace yourself, Phil!
[ on video, Phil enters frame, grinning smugly as he fishes his keys from his pocket and opens the driver's-side door ]
Larry Hobson V/O: Look.. how proud he looks with his parking spot!
Zack Ricky V/O: [ anticipating a great prank ] I can't wait for him to get it!
[ on video, Larry jumps out from behind Phil's car, and proceeds to smash Phil's backside with a rusty tire iron, until Phil's lifeless body slumps onto the pavement; still clutching the tire iron with his right hand, Larry jumps in front of the hidden camera and displays a victory thumbs-up with his left hand, as the "Prank!" logo graphic covers the screen ]
[ dissolve back to "Pranksters" studio ]
Larry Hobson: [ laughing uproariously ]
Zack Ricky: [ stunned by the freakish turn of events ] Wha-wha-what happened?
Larry Hobson: I jumped out and pranked him! To death with a tire iron!
[ cue buggy horn sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: What?!
Larry Hobson: [ fighting the tears from laughing so hard ] Yeah! You shoulda seen the look.. on his face! Classic!
[ cue splatting sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: [ appalled ] Hold on.. I-I-I-I don't understand..
Larry Hobson: What's not to understand?! He was a Stiffly Stifferson.. so I stuck it to 'im! Whammy!! Whammy, wowee, zowee! You just been.. pranked!
[ cue sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: Can we, uh.. can we cut the sound effects, Ted? Please?
Larry Hobson: He.. he had it coming, Zack! He yanked the Prankster! Right, Ted?
[ cue sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: Ted, I'm serious! Cut off the sound effects! Larry, is this some sort of prank you're playing on me?
Larry Hobson: [ flabbergasted ] Prank you?! Why, I-I-I-I'd never prank you.. you're my hero!
[ cue sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: [ annoyed ] Ted! Come on! now, a man has died here!
[ cue descending trombone sound effect ]
Larry Hobson: You're being a Stiffly Stifferson, Zack..
Zack Ricky: No! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not being one..
Larry Hobson: Good. Because I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I wanna prank them for hours.. in my basement.
Zack Ricky: Well, then.. obviously.. this has been a particularly sad episode of "Pranksters"..
[ cue descending trombone sound effect ]
Zack Ricky: [ more annoyed ] Ted, you and I are gonna have to have a conversation, alright?! [ glumly, to the camera ] So.. we'll see you next week.. on "Pranskters".
[ fade to black ]
Chris Walken rules, though.
IMDB also has an entry: http://imdb.com/title/tt0694799/quotes
But yeah, Walken is at first glance, really bad in those skits...but his personality really makes the characters great.
"The Continental" is probably the funniest skit to watch live at the studio.
Walken is ridiculous on SNL. He doesn't bother memorizing any of his lines, but his delivery and enthusiasm are great. I've got his best-of dvd and it's hilarious.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2006, 08:42:25 AM
Walken is ridiculous on SNL. He doesn't bother memorizing any of his lines, but his delivery and enthusiasm are great. I've got his best-of dvd and it's hilarious.
No one asked you.
Feeling fiesty today, hbionic? Just settle down, junior.
Yes sir.
the new kid in my department "overslept." he's on his way in now, but we're not letting him off easy. I found an alarm clock in another department and commandeered it. It is now tucked away under his desk and armed to go off at 12:45, LOUD. Everyone else in the office knows he's gonna get it, and we are all hoping he pisses himself.
Before you leave the office today, be sure to set all of the clocks an hour ahead. Then when he comes in Monday morning you can get in his ass for being late again.