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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: Beermonkey on June 25, 2006, 03:10:40 PM

Title: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: Beermonkey on June 25, 2006, 03:10:40 PM
Hypothetically, if someone was to peform a ceremony to break the "Philly Curse", what would it involve & where would take place? Like having Jeff Lurie, Dave Montgomery & Ed Snider make an apology to William Penn from atop the city hall tower.

While I'm sure there's a lot of room for some humor, I'm looking for some serious suggestions also. Nothing would be too outrageous.
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 25, 2006, 03:13:19 PM
We would have to sacrifice a player from each of the last winning teams atop the statue of William Penn.   :evil
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: Beermonkey on June 25, 2006, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 25, 2006, 03:13:19 PM
We would have to sacrifice a player from each of the last winning teams atop the statue of William Penn.   :evil

Light fire to an effigy of Mitch Williams?
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 25, 2006, 03:20:40 PM
Works for me, or i guess you could track down Kruks missing testicle, we might get another Phantoms championship out of that. 
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 26, 2006, 01:48:19 AM
Get a sky crane.

Chain up Billy Penn.

Lift Penn off the current building.

Place Mr. Penn atop Liberty 1 or that new one by 30th St.

Also, get Cataldi fired.

Cataldi arrives after the Sixers '83 champ. Nothing since that dickbag has been here.
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on June 26, 2006, 01:56:36 AM
You mean set Cataldi on fire?

Technically he still exists even if he's fired.
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: ice grillin you on June 26, 2006, 08:10:51 AM
angelo is my boy....leave em alone
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 26, 2006, 08:17:29 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 26, 2006, 08:10:51 AM
angelo is my boy....leave em alone

We know, and no.
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: rjs246 on June 26, 2006, 09:08:19 AM
My ceremony would consist of something I do several times a week already... ejaculating onto a taterskins fan.
Title: Re: Breaking the "Philly Curse"?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 26, 2006, 10:43:54 AM
Your ladyfriend is a fan of the "Map o' Hawaii", eh?