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Title: More Fun With North Korea!
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 16, 2006, 10:51:13 AM
Government official says that North Korea is preparing to test a missile that could reach the United States. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060616/ap_on_re_as/us_north_korea)
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 16, 2006, 10:54:31 AM
I feel fine.
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Post by: rjs246 on June 16, 2006, 10:57:15 AM
REM references stopped being cool 14 years ago.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 16, 2006, 11:07:51 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 16, 2006, 10:57:15 AM
REM references stopped being cool 14 years ago.

Incorrect.  While REM actually made some decent music 11-14 years ago, REM references were never cool.
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Post by: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 11:09:07 AM
last night i had a night terror and my left leg is a scraped up now
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Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2006, 11:11:31 AM
REM references stopped being cool 14 years ago.

how do you know it wasnt the beatles
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Post by: Diomedes on June 16, 2006, 11:12:32 AM
I lived with a guy who suffers night terrors.  The only thing worse than having them is living with someone who has them.
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Post by: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 11:14:05 AM
last night i swore my wife was going to kill me.  i did a summersault out of the end of my bed, ran down the hallway, called my wife a funhole and went to sleep in my daughters bed
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Post by: Diomedes on June 16, 2006, 11:15:45 AM
Solid grounds for divorce, right there.  Freak.
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Post by: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 11:16:17 AM
for her or me?
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 16, 2006, 11:16:22 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 16, 2006, 11:11:31 AM
REM references stopped being cool 14 years ago.

how do you know it wasnt the beatles

Paul McCartney just sent two goons to kill you.  Good luck.

...and in case they don't get you, unlike North Korea, he already has control of missiles that can reach you.
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Post by: phattymatty on June 16, 2006, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: SunMoTzu on June 16, 2006, 11:14:05 AM
last night i swore my wife was going to kill me.  i did a summersault out of the end of my bed, ran down the hallway, called my wife a funhole and went to sleep in my daughters bed

that is so awesome
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Post by: Diomedes on June 16, 2006, 11:17:58 AM
Quote from: SunMoTzu on June 16, 2006, 11:16:17 AM
for her or me?

For her.  Poor lady. 

You've already got solid grounds on the fact that you're a man, a type of human species for which monogomy is unnatural.
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Post by: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 11:18:25 AM
ha. true.
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Post by: phattymatty on June 16, 2006, 11:23:00 AM
silly asians
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Post by: mussa on June 16, 2006, 02:15:13 PM
i woke up in the middle of the night with a horrible leg cramp. right in the calf. still hurts
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Post by: Father Demon on June 16, 2006, 02:28:01 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 16, 2006, 11:12:32 AM
I lived with a guy who suffers night terrors.  The only thing worse than having them is living with someone who has them.

My oldest son suffers from them -- has for about 6 years now.  They are terrifying to us, and he never has any recollection of them.
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Post by: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 02:52:38 PM
only recently have i been able to remember mine.  i can remember a little bit what happened last night and the previous one.  but before that, i can't remember any of them
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Post by: mussa on June 16, 2006, 03:25:03 PM
i got them when i was a kid.  crazy realistic dreams.  my dad got them too when he was small. i would get them when i was sick, which made it worse.  good times....
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Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2006, 03:28:32 PM
i got them when i was a kid.  crazy realistic dreams.  my dad got them too when he was small. i would get them when i was sick, which made it worse.  good times....

thats weird as shtein...i used to get them when i was a kid as well only when i had a high fever...they were nuts
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 16, 2006, 03:36:55 PM
High Fevers= realest dreams ever.  I still vividly remember being 12 and dreaming about 2 White Lions in front of a gate sitting on pillars.  I woke up had a 104 degree temperature and walked downstairs, both parents waiting to tell me my grandmother died over the night. 
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Post by: mussa on June 16, 2006, 03:58:27 PM
mine always invloved like huges rocks falling from the sky and i had to dodge them, like some twisted video game.  it was dark and the rocks were bright white.  it doesn't sound too crazy but it was intense and i eventually would get crushed and thats when i would wake up, sweating like a mofo, scared as shtein for my mommy.  haha. Hoyda.
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Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2006, 04:04:07 PM
i dont remember what mine were now but i know i always ended up shutting myself in my closet and screaming hysterically until my dad found me
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Post by: rjs246 on June 16, 2006, 04:29:54 PM
Freaks.
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Post by: mussa on June 16, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
Hang yourself
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Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2006, 04:54:48 PM
die?
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Post by: rjs246 on June 16, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 16, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
Hang yourself

You're the weirdos with issues so ingrained that you have to scream in your sleep. Freaks.
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Post by: mussa on June 16, 2006, 05:23:45 PM
God says I'm special. 
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Post by: Sgt PSN on June 16, 2006, 10:31:14 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 16, 2006, 02:15:13 PM
i woke up in the middle of the night with a horrible leg cramp. right in the calf. still hurts

Probably menstrual.  Try this

(http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/midol%20men%20complete.gif)
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Post by: Sgt PSN on June 16, 2006, 10:32:49 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 16, 2006, 05:23:45 PM
God says I'm special.

That's not god.  That's bionic whispering in your ear every night. 
Title: Re: More Fun With North Korea!
Post by: Butchers Bill on October 07, 2006, 05:39:04 PM
Anyone betting on whether or not they set off a nuke tomorrow?  My bet is yes unless China steps in.  NK is getting any more consessions from anyone and they may just be thinking, if we set one off we can negotiate on limiting our number of nukes.
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Post by: mpmcgraw on October 07, 2006, 06:02:02 PM
i dont think they can reach us yet

at least i hope not

I think their last test barely made it out of Korea, not sure though.  I do remember the guvment saying they were locked on it the entire time and would have shot it down if it got close though.
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Post by: Father Demon on October 07, 2006, 11:28:20 PM
Nuke the farging slanteyes....
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Post by: Munson on October 08, 2006, 12:47:44 AM
Bush needs to get the hell out of the middle east...this is where the real threat is.

Can we just blow them up now? Get it over with?
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Post by: QB Eagles on October 08, 2006, 11:27:57 AM
The Chinese are getting pissed about it. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2393599,00.html)

The Japanese are already pissed and I don't think Shinzo Abe would delay in taking Japan nuclear if he felt that he needed to. Personally I don't think there is, because the US government would consider an attack on Japan akin to an attack on any US state. But the Japanese public might want their own independent deterrent and Abe's a hawk.

The actual threat isn't any different than it's been for the past few years. DPRK already has the bomb, they are just thinking about doing some saber-rattling to get more concessions from the West.
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Post by: Butchers Bill on October 08, 2006, 11:11:15 PM
Oh crap...NK is now saying they did it.
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Post by: QB Eagles on October 08, 2006, 11:43:00 PM
USGS confirms it. Welcome to the nuclear club, Kimist nutjobs.
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Post by: The BIGSTUD on October 10, 2006, 01:43:23 AM
They are full of shtein, they'll never make a nuke.  :-D
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Post by: mussa on October 10, 2006, 06:33:42 AM
There is no resources in NK, why would we go there, let alone give a shtein about it's people, duh!

Let China and Japan deal with them, they need to flex some muscle.
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 10, 2006, 09:55:59 AM
GERTZ: U.S. doubts Korean test was nuclear; Readings fall short of atomic explosion... MORE...

U.S. intelligence agencies say, based on preliminary indications, that North Korea did not produce its first nuclear blast yesterday, WASHINGTON TIMES star reporter Bill Gertz is set to report in Tuesday editions.

U.S. officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that seismic readings show that the conventional high explosives used to create a chain reaction in a plutonium-based device went off, but that the blast's readings were shy of a typical nuclear detonation.

The underground explosion, which Pyongyang dubbed a historic nuclear test, is thought to have been the equivalent of several hundred tons of TNT, far short of the several thousand tons of TNT, or kilotons, that are signs of a nuclear blast, the official said. Developing...
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Post by: Yeti on October 10, 2006, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: SunMo on June 16, 2006, 11:14:05 AM
last night i swore my wife was going to kill me.  i did a summersault out of the end of my bed, ran down the hallway, called my wife a funhole and went to sleep in my daughters bed

:-D  Awesome. 
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Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2006, 06:39:51 PM
Usually I think it's retarded when people quote 4 month old posts.  But this one gets a free pass because the quote made me laugh.....again. 
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Post by: QB Eagles on October 16, 2006, 09:44:21 PM
North Korea prepping for second nuclear test (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/16/D8KQ1QLO2.html)

Not surprising, considering that the first test was a low-yield fizzle and the UN sanctions implemented this past week are toothless. Didn't stop big shots around the world from patting themselves on the back though.
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Post by: Rome on March 30, 2013, 09:10:29 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/30/world/asia/north-korea-us-threats/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/30/world/asia/north-korea-us-threats/index.html)

The Asian punchline is now in a "state of war" with South Korea.

Hilarious. 
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Post by: Diomedes on March 30, 2013, 09:48:55 AM
War would be an improvement for the people of North Korea.  Better to die by a nuke than by starvation in a concentration camp after you've been forced to kill your own parents.
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Post by: Munson on April 02, 2013, 11:02:48 PM
"@mpoppel: BREAKING -- Yonhap: N. Korea only allowing S. Korean workers to leave Kaesong, banning entry"

"@WestWingReport: Analysts have said a sign that war may be near would be N.Korea's barring of S.Koreans to the Kaesong Industrial zone. This just happened"
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Post by: smeags on October 22, 2013, 08:25:44 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-opens-munsu-water-park-with-overthetop-celebrations-8894336.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-opens-munsu-water-park-with-overthetop-celebrations-8894336.html)

:yay