Holy crap (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/02/grandparents.hit.ap/index.html)
You mean you've never had to put the covers over a dummy and hide under the bed as your mom came in and stabbed the dummy in the head thinking it was you sleeping?
Too bad the headline didn't read: "Cops: Couple ordered hit on grandkids, kids killed, grandparents commit suicide, hitman trips, breaks neck and dies, rest of humanity taken out by God for good measure."
but i think if that happened, there would be no headline
That's okay, too. So long as all the people are gone.
Great, now they gotta hire someone to finish the first job and do the deputy and his family and his dog and his cat and his goldfish. Gonna have to sell the pick-up.
they need to chill dem ni**as out, and wait for the Wolf, who will be arriving shortly
thats pretty farged up right there
Quote from: SunnyCakes on June 02, 2006, 02:51:01 PM
they need to chill dem ni**as out, and wait for the Wolf, who will be arriving shortly
shtein negro.... that's all you had to say!
I still think my family's dysfunctional.
Gee I wonder why.
Quote from: MDS on June 04, 2006, 04:08:54 PM
Gee I wonder why.
I know that that was supposed to be insulting in some way, but it didn't actually make any sense so it was completely ineffective. Too vague. Try harder.
No.
QuotePolice said the pair initially offered $100 to an undercover sheriff's deputy to kill their son's wife, their 10-year-old granddaughter, two step-grandchildren, ages 14 and 16, and the family dog.
:-D They weren't fargin around.