It appears as though Tom Cruise is slowing creeping into a Michael Jackson type of strangeland.
Dude has a screw loose.
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Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick Mulchrone
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.
He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.
The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiance Katie was pregnant before she told him.
And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."
The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.
Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.
The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.
Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.
"And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."
Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly Hills home.
He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning."
Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".
He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."
Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.
In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.
TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it "disagreeable".
But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.
Holy shtein. :sly
MI3 still looks farging solid, though. I don't give a shtein how much of a wacko he is off the screen, as long as he continues to entertain on it. And with the help of superior actors Laurence Fishburne and Philip Seymour Hoffman, I think Tom Cruise is going to be very entertaining in his next movie.
But yes, he's obviously a complete wacko.
yum (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg/788px-Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg)
Quote from: FFatPatt on April 18, 2006, 09:24:34 AM
MI3 still looks farging solid, though. I don't give a shtein how much of a wacko he is off the screen, as long as he continues to entertain on it. And with the help of superior actors Laurence Fishburne and Philip Seymour Hoffman, I think Tom Cruise is going to be very entertaining in his next movie.
But yes, he's obviously a complete wacko.
That's how I see it... the guy's obviously got a screw loose... but more often than not, he still puts out an entertaining movie. It's funny to me how so many people can't separate the two. Like you... actors like Fishburne, PSH and Ving Rhames only make me more interested in MI3.
That said... I actually feel for the kid this guy is about to bring into the world. He'll have all the material things anyone could possibly ask for but damn... with a Dad like Cruise, he's got no shot at being mentally stable.
Cruise is getting up there with Micheal Jackson in terms of wierdness. But as long as he keeps putting out solid movies, no one will care......just like no one really cared about MJ up until the last 10 years when he stopped putting out hits.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 18, 2006, 11:18:44 AM
Cruise is getting up there with Micheal Jackson in terms of wierdness. But as long as he keeps putting out solid movies, no one will care......just like no one really cared about MJ up until the last 10 years when he stopped putting out hits.
Sha'mon. I agree. OW!
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he straight lost it. i don't care if its normal practice other parts of the world. hes just weird. scientology is a scam and so is his existance on this "WORLD" I say we put him on a rocket and send him to his friends in outerspace. wacko
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 18, 2006, 10:02:41 AM
yum (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg/788px-Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg)
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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 18, 2006, 07:13:07 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 18, 2006, 10:02:41 AM
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And you all wondered where the mystery meat came from in schools... :paranoid
For those that missed it, they had a girl today...Suri
Cruise is having placenta for dessert tonight!!! Mmmmm, bitch!
Well, Katie Holmes had the baby in a hospital and was given an epidural....so that kind of leads me to believe all of this other shtein is total horsecrap.
One of the first things they said all along (paparazzi) was that it would be drug free and at home in a sterile room...with Katie having to be silent. If she got the drugs and was in a hospital....it kind of puts the rest of this out the window as well.
Believe me, I'd love to believe Cruise was this psycho, but after reading about the epi, I don't.
Cruise is going to kill them in their sleep, and then bathe in there blood and fornicate with the corpses for cheating him of his strange birth ritual.
Book it. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2882061314862519106&q=cRUISE%2C+OPRAH&pl=true)
me and i guy i work with were talking about the whole scientology thing and how they condone the use of prescription drugs and all. now lets say this kid was born sick and need medication to help it live. would it be fair to the kid then if the parents refused to give the kid proper medical care. would they be held accountable? u think u have to draw the line somwhere. really this cult they are apart of can be harmful to those who are helpless like kids who depend on the parents to take care of them.
condone = allow
If you've never had a baby, or been in a room to witness one, believe me. Only true lunatics don't go with the drugs.
Amen.
Even though I think women are faking all the pain, drugs should still be a part of every childbirth.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 19, 2006, 05:31:03 PM
Amen.
Even though I think women are faking all the pain, drugs should still be a part of every childbirth.
Especially for the father.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 19, 2006, 05:31:03 PM
Even though I think women are faking all the pain
Sound logicals. I'm certain Mrs. Demon has faked lots of things involving you and her vag.
Quote from: mussa on April 19, 2006, 03:04:04 PM
me and i guy i work with were talking about the whole scientology thing and how they condone the use of prescription drugs and all. now lets say this kid was born sick and need medication to help it live. would it be fair to the kid then if the parents refused to give the kid proper medical care. would they be held accountable? u think u have to draw the line somwhere. really this cult they are apart of can be harmful to those who are helpless like kids who depend on the parents to take care of them.
They should have made it easier for everyone (including us) when they found out she was pregnant, and aborted.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 19, 2006, 05:31:03 PM
Amen.
Even though I think women are faking all the pain, drugs should still be a part of every childbirth.
That part must have been tough for Katie Holmes, because, you know, she can't act.
Keep Katie Quiet (http://www.break.com/index/xenu.html)
Quote from: MadMarchHare on April 19, 2006, 05:12:14 PM
If you've never had a baby, or been in a room to witness one, believe me. Only true lunatics don't go with the drugs.
Truer words have never been spoken.
hey just read my signature, that pretty much explains it