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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: reese125 on April 10, 2006, 07:08:15 PM

Title: Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2006, 07:08:15 PM
Im sure you all heard whats going on with Darren Daulton, its no secret...he has offically lost it. News is Lenny Dykstra is joining him on a trip to Pluto next spring and they are finalizing the details with Charlie Manuel as shuttle captain..

http://www.noobsports.com/2006/04/yo-homeboy-be-crazy.html

"That will be the end of this dispensation. I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know what words to use so people won't think I'm goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 [the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar], people will have a pretty good idea. It's all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We're all made of energy."


Wow.....I want the number to his dealer
Title: Re: Darren Daulton phone home
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 10, 2006, 07:10:28 PM
I'd still rather have him behind the dish than Lieberthal.
Title: Re: Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf
Post by: mussa on April 11, 2006, 09:52:43 AM
i saw that on espn yesterday. what a weirdo. anyone read slaughterhouse 5?  haha, its him!
Title: Re: Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 11, 2006, 10:11:34 AM
My wife, who lusted after him in 1993, was shocked by how... "old"... he looked.

He and Steve Carlton make quite an interesting battery, though.  :crazy
Title: Re: Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2006, 07:47:43 PM
I see a padded room and loads of lithium in Dutch's future...f'ing nutzo.
Title: Re: Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf
Post by: MDS on April 11, 2006, 07:49:55 PM
How the hell did this nut lead the 93 Phils? Oh yea, they were all on steroids.