My 17 year old son is upstairs in his bed room with his 16 year old girlfriend. He has a couch and a TV and that is what they are allegedly doing, watching TV.
I know there are alot of young guys here, I want you guys to tell me. Should I make them come downstairs? Or, should I let it stay as is?
tell them they have to keep the door open if u paranoid. otherwise let him know what a rubber is and to use it.
And hope the 16-year-old girl doesn't have a dad like me.
Let him be. If you hear moaning, then get worried. Or it is gets too quiet, then get worried.
When I was 15 my 15 year old girlfriend used to come over all the time, she used to lay on my bed with me and watch TV while my parents were home. If they're gonna farg, they're gonna farg. Doesn't matter if its under your roof or in the back of a Chevy.
kick down the door with a belt in your hand.
let him knock her up, keep the white trash tradition alive
You know you were watching them anyway.
Go upstairs and offer to teach him a lesson about satisfying the ladies.
go in and molest the girl while staring at your son the whole time.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on April 09, 2006, 03:56:16 PM
go in and molest the girl while staring at your son the whole time.
That's pretty much exactly what I said, no?
He's the kind of guy that would stand in the hallway and listen while it's going on.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2006, 04:06:42 PM
He's the kind of guy that would stand in the hallway, smoke crack and listen while it's going on.
Correct.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2006, 04:06:42 PM
He's the kind of guy that would stand in the hallway and listen while it's going on.
Or rub one out
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 09, 2006, 02:29:19 PM
When I was 15 my 15 year old girlfriend used to come over all the time, she used to lay on my bed with me and watch TV while my parents were home. If they're gonna farg, they're gonna farg. Doesn't matter if its under your roof or in the back of a Chevy.
That about sums it up, bu if you are coming here to ask for advice about parenting you are already behind the 8 ball.
You're the genius who decided to breed. Figure it out yourself.
It's never too late to abort.
I think abortion should be legal up to the age of majority.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2006, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2006, 04:06:42 PM
He's the kind of guy that would stand in the hallway and listen while it's going on.
Or rub one out
Get real...that's what closets are for.
Kill them both.
And then yourself. By fire.
I heart Dio in this thread really I do..
I think it was the 'youre the genius who decided to bread line' that cracked me up. Even though I'm a genius who did actually decide to breed.
Speaking of advice, just make sure they don't actually breed and everything will be fine yo.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on April 09, 2006, 03:56:16 PM
go in and molest the girl while staring at your son the whole time.
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That's five--count 'em--FIVE eagle heads. A high honor indeed.