Upset with botched penile enlargement, Sarge bombs people. (http://ap.lancasteronline.com/4/penile_outrage)
Hmmmmm. so on a news page about a guy who is unhappy with his penis enlargement results there is also an advert for this.
(http://images.lancasteronline.com/sda/stermerpsu120.jpg)
Looks like they know their target audience.
Yes, many of the people who read "Lancaster (PA) Online" are likely to be Penn State fans/alumni.
Nice try, British douche. Go brush your teeth.
I can't speak for the PSU masses, but I know for a fact that my ballsack could choke a rhino. I can touch my kneecap with it. For real. I'm not sure what that has to do with penile enlargement, or Henchman's weak attempt at suggesting the penn staters have small members, but facts are facts. My hairy brain is enormous.
(http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nl/philadelphiaphils/Gmatthewsphl.JPG)
What are you saying? That two-thirds of the earth is covered by my balls, the other one-third is covered by Garry Maddox?
Yes I know that's a picture of Gary Matthews. Shut up.
you really do hate baseball dont you
Hey, I know a lot about politics, too. Doesn't mean I can't hate it.
i think puns are hilarious
Ah my hometown what a place. :splat
wow, just wow. :-D
This story is so totally not about me.
When I got my fleshy q-tip enhanced, I took explosive devices with me and used it as a threat. Not only did the doc do a superior job but he also threw an extra inch in for free.