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Title: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 11:29:10 AM
link (http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/sports/14099842.htm)

QuoteGarcia coming

Free-agent quarterback Jeff Garcia is scheduled to arrive in Philadelphia late today, and it wouldn't be surprising if he signed with the team by tomorrow. The Eagles want Garcia to replace Mike McMahon and Koy Detmer as the top backup to McNabb.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: phillywin2k5 on March 15, 2006, 11:35:23 AM
who is your source?  ;D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 15, 2006, 11:37:34 AM
gay!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 11:39:00 AM
Will the Eagles' free agency frenzy ever end?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
brokeback quarterback
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 11:41:45 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
brokeback quarterback


:-D :-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: phillywin2k5 on March 15, 2006, 11:47:44 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
brokeback quarterback
:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 11:51:35 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
brokeback quarterback

I expect to see that term used/overused on the EMB over 300 times today.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 11:55:40 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 11:51:35 AMI expect to see that term used/overused on the EMB over 300 times today.
and the sad thing is after the first time it's not that funny, but the kiddies will think it is
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MDS on March 15, 2006, 11:57:04 AM
Super.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 11:59:43 AM
QuoteGarcia coming
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
Ed...... please. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 12:01:44 PM
I expect to see that term used/overused on the EMB over 300 times today

which is why i posted it...its not even funny the first time...but get used to that and numerous other unfunny gay jokes

the irony is that the guy that started the despicable rumor is the guy that most of the eagle fan idiots would claim to wanna kill
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
Ed...... please. 

I think he's just quoting Mr. NC.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: dis12 on March 15, 2006, 12:05:30 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 12:01:44 PM
I expect to see that term used/overused on the EMB over 300 times today

which is why i posted it...its not even funny the first time...but get used to that and numerous other unfunny gay jokes

the irony is that the guy that started the despicable rumor is the guy that most of the eagle fan idiots would claim to wanna kill
if Garcia promises to bring his girlfriend to the games, we will not post any alternate lifestyle jokes!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 12:06:25 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 12:04:06 PMI think he's just quoting Mr. NC.
HA
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:06:33 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 12:01:44 PM


the irony is that the guy that started the despicable rumor is the guy that most of the eagle fan idiots would claim to wanna kill

nah, the whole Garthia thing has been around for a long time.  Long before TO ever got involved.  I remember Purple Hayz making fun of that shtein the first year this board was open.   
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
Ed...... please. 

I think he's just quoting Mr. NC.

:-D... yeah, i bet Mr. NC is saying that.  without question.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:08:01 PM
Mr. NC has been known to send Eddo PM's/e-mails with info he wouldn't post to the boards.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 12:08:39 PM
I haven't talked to NC.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:08:43 PM
I think your missing the joke FF. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: rjs246 on March 15, 2006, 12:09:10 PM
I couldn't give a flying farg if Garcia is gay, licks park benches or eats children. If he can throw more touchdowns to the Eagles players than to the opposing players he'll be an upgrade.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:09:19 PM
No, I got it... but it was beneath you.  It was more on the MDS level.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 15, 2006, 12:10:33 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 12:08:39 PM
I haven't talked to NC.

:-D  that tops the joke just perfect.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 12:10:36 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 12:09:19 PMIt was more on the MDS level.
ah, good old brokeback poster
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MDS on March 15, 2006, 12:15:48 PM
damn you all
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 15, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
If #5 stays healthy, i could give a shtein as to who the backup QB is.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
So, do the Eagles take a QB with one of their 4th rounders, and have him, Timmy Chang, and Andy Hall compete for the #3 spot?  Do we really think that if they sign Garcia, they WILL cut both McMahon and Koy?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: SunMo on March 15, 2006, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 15, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
If #5 stays healthy, i could give a shtein as to who the backup QB is.
with the line they have now, that's the biggest IF so far
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:28:47 PM
Garcia isn't exactly the most durable guy, either.  So, that OL better improve one way or another.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 15, 2006, 12:29:12 PM
Timmy Chang isn't going to make the team.  Lets be serious.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:32:46 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 15, 2006, 12:29:12 PM
Timmy Chang isn't going to make the team.  Lets be serious.

Don't shatter the dreams of the Eagles' AZN fanbase.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on March 15, 2006, 12:43:46 PM
Does "passing the physical" require an HIV test?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 12:46:15 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on March 15, 2006, 12:43:46 PM
Does "passing the physical" require an HIV test?

I hope so.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: rjs246 on March 15, 2006, 12:46:34 PM
QuoteIf #5 stays healthy, i could give a shtein as to who the backup QB is.

With this line and a non existent running game you can more or less count on McNabb being hurt at least once a year. A quality backup is 100% necessary.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 15, 2006, 12:47:20 PM
Don Ho will have a coronary when he reads that.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 01:39:17 PM
Garcia Update

Garcia, Eagles have agreement in principle (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2369687)

QuoteWhile a few details still need to be addressed, the Philadelphia Eagles have reached a contract agreement in principle with unrestricted free agent quarterback Jeff Garcia, who arrived Wednesday for an official visit with coaches and team officials.

Details of the contract, which Garcia is expected to sign in the next day or two, were not available.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 15, 2006, 01:42:13 PM
so who's gonna be the #3 qb?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: dis12 on March 15, 2006, 01:47:27 PM
Quote from: hunt on March 15, 2006, 01:42:13 PM
so who's gonna be the #3 qb?

hope not Andy Hall. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 01:48:14 PM
2nd day draft pick
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Don Ho on March 15, 2006, 01:49:55 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on March 15, 2006, 12:47:20 PM
Don Ho will have a coronary when he reads that.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/walkerws/walker%20designs/fire.jpg)

TIMMY! TIMMY! TIMMY!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 02:07:01 PM
The backup QB group needed an enema, Garcia is just the lube.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: NorCalBirdz on March 15, 2006, 02:18:31 PM
Fatty Pasquarelli reports the Eagles and Garcia have agreed on a deal.

Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: NorCalBirdz on March 15, 2006, 02:18:31 PM
Fatty Pasquarelli reports the Eagles and Garcia have agreed on a deal.


really?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: NorCalBirdz on March 15, 2006, 02:18:31 PM
Fatty Pasquarelli reports the Eagles and Garcia have agreed on a deal.



Quote from: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 01:39:17 PM
Garcia Update

Garcia, Eagles have agreement in principle (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2369687)

QuoteWhile a few details still need to be addressed, the Philadelphia Eagles have reached a contract agreement in principle with unrestricted free agent quarterback Jeff Garcia, who arrived Wednesday for an official visit with coaches and team officials.

Details of the contract, which Garcia is expected to sign in the next day or two, were not available.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Don Ho on March 15, 2006, 02:24:14 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 02:07:01 PM
The backup QB group needed an enema, Garcia is just the lube.

(http://surfermag.com/photos/images/Buff_BigBoardClassic_2006/BuffsMLDIMG_9898.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:26:59 PM
MOSS AGENT BUSTED FOR CRACK POSSESSION

NFL agent Dante DiTrapano, whose one and only client is Raiders receiver Randy Moss, was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida on Tuesday for possession of crack cocaine.

Both DiTrapano and his wife face the charges.  Three other persons were arrested at the same time, and are charged with possession of crack cocaine and a variety of other offenses.

DiTrapano had rented three rooms at the St. Petersburg Hilton for a one-night stay.  Per the police department's web site, he "created a disturbance at his room, prompting the management to call the police, and officers located the illegal drugs when they arrived at the rooms to investigate the call."

We don't know what the hell to make of this one.  DiTrapano is a lawyer in Charleston, West Virginia, and we've spoken to him a couple of times in the past.  A year ago, we told him that the Vikings were close to trading Moss to the Raiders, and he basically said we were nuts.

In hindsight, maybe he just thought we were on crack.


I guess Moss getting weed from him was ane easy chore huh....unreal
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PM
wtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

and PS...if you are quoting a source, make sure you quote the actual source of the article.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Beermonkey on March 15, 2006, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:26:59 PM
MOSS AGENT BUSTED FOR CRACK POSSESSION

NFL agent Dante DiTrapano, whose one and only client is Raiders receiver Randy Moss, was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida on Tuesday for possession of crack cocaine.

Both DiTrapano and his wife face the charges.  Three other persons were arrested at the same time, and are charged with possession of crack cocaine and a variety of other offenses.

DiTrapano had rented three rooms at the St. Petersburg Hilton for a one-night stay.  Per the police department's web site, he "created a disturbance at his room, prompting the management to call the police, and officers located the illegal drugs when they arrived at the rooms to investigate the call."

We don't know what the hell to make of this one.  DiTrapano is a lawyer in Charleston, West Virginia, and we've spoken to him a couple of times in the past.  A year ago, we told him that the Vikings were close to trading Moss to the Raiders, and he basically said we were nuts.

In hindsight, maybe he just thought we were on crack.


I guess Moss getting weed from him was ane easy chore huh....unreal

Hey, this thread is only for unfunny gay innuendo.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Wingspan on March 15, 2006, 02:31:08 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PM
wtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

and PS...if you are quoting a source, make sure you quote the actual source of the article.

he likes cracks

ba-da-bum
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 15, 2006, 02:31:08 PMhe likes cracks

ba-da-bum
boooooo
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:35:16 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PM
wtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

and PS...if you are quoting a source, make sure you quote the actual source of the article.

absolutely squat, its news, and its better than talking about Jeff Garcia...Im amazed you can even start a thread about him.....Id rather watch a snake take a $htein.

http://www.stpete.org/police/press_releases/03-15-06-ndl.htm
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Wingspan on March 15, 2006, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 15, 2006, 02:31:08 PMhe likes cracks

ba-da-bum
boooooo

i heartily concur
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PMwtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

Yeah really....it's like starting a fake rumor about Julian Peterson in a Javon Walker thread...
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 02:48:51 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:35:16 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PM
wtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

and PS...if you are quoting a source, make sure you quote the actual source of the article.

absolutely squat, its news, and its better than talking about Jeff Garcia...Im amazed you can even start a thread about him.....Id rather watch a snake take a $htein.

http://www.stpete.org/police/press_releases/03-15-06-ndl.htm
best case you could have snuck this into a thread somewhere on the rest of the nfl
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: JTrotter Fan on March 15, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PM
wtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

and PS...if you are quoting a source, make sure you quote the actual source of the article.

You're so harsh.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 02:29:54 PMwtf does that have to do with Jeff Garcia?

Yeah really....it's like starting a fake rumor about Julian Peterson in a Javon Walker thread...

easy big eddy, easy....i  know your disappointed because you wanted to keep talking about the gifted and talented Garcia, but cmon lets get serious....the thread needed a shake-up. For the record, Im not one to start rumors guy, I saw it on 3 different sites so I reported it. Its not like I said hes coming in at high noon tomorrow. I said he's coming in and he still might for all we know....you ok now?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
easy big eddy, easy....i  know your disappointed because you wanted to keep talking about the gifted and talented Garcia, but cmon lets get serious....the thread needed a shake-up. For the record, Im not one to start rumors guy, I saw it on 3 different sites so I reported it. Its not like I said hes coming in at high noon tomorrow. I said he's coming in and he still might for all we know....you ok now?

No.  You said Spadaro said he was coming in, which is completely different.  What are the 3 different sites on which you saw the Peterson visit reported?

You're full of shtein, and you've yet to make a post that was either informationally sound or humorous.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:10:03 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
easy big eddy, easy....i  know your disappointed because you wanted to keep talking about the gifted and talented Garcia, but cmon lets get serious....the thread needed a shake-up. For the record, Im not one to start rumors guy, I saw it on 3 different sites so I reported it. Its not like I said hes coming in at high noon tomorrow. I said he's coming in and he still might for all we know....you ok now?

No.  You said Spadaro said he was coming in, which is completely different.  What are the 3 different sites on which you saw the Peterson visit reported?

You're full of shtein, and you've yet to make a post that was either informationally sound or humorous.


thats what I heard him say of the options the Eagle might have and they could bring him in....relax Patty, you want to cry now or later?  By the way, when you make it to Def Comedy Jam, can you let me know...thanks pal.

Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 15, 2006, 03:15:00 PM
Dog pile on the wabbit, dog pile on the wabbit, dog pile on the waaaaaaabit!!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 03:18:59 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:10:03 PM
thats what I heard him say of the options the Eagle might have and they could bring him in....relax Patty, you want to cry now or later?  By the way, when you make it to Def Comedy Jam, can you let me know...thanks pal.

You make no sense and are probably a more rotten piece of cow turd than most of the taterskins fans that frequent this board.  I severely hope that you are sterile and have not procreated and will not in the future do so.  People like you give Eagles fans a bad name and should be hanged on Broad St. for all the rest of us to enjoy.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 03:18:59 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:10:03 PM
thats what I heard him say of the options the Eagle might have and they could bring him in....relax Patty, you want to cry now or later?  By the way, when you make it to Def Comedy Jam, can you let me know...thanks pal.

You make no sense and are probably a more rotten piece of cow turd than most of the taterskins fans that frequent this board.  I severely hope that you are sterile and have not procreated and will not in the future do so.  People like you give Eagles fans a bad name and should be hanged on Broad St. for all the rest of us to enjoy.

....wait a minute Patty, was that your attempt at being humerous? I just wanted to make sure now. A piece of cow turd? Huh...interesting. Go back to all of my replies if you can there Magellan, and I dont think I was wrong once on any assessment of the Eagles FO or that of the players skill level. You can have 13,000 posts all you want my man, but what it comes down to is the football intelligence that comes out of your mouth....youve yet to impress me. There is rumors all over this board, so if you want to single me out whatever...goes to show you how uncreative you really are. Appreciate it. Take care.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 03:26:42 PM
Less fighting, more pics of Carmella Decesare, please...  :)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 03:27:09 PM
lmfao @ "patty"

Sorry FF.  :-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 03:27:32 PM
Appreciate it

word?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Wingspan on March 15, 2006, 03:29:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 03:27:09 PM
lmfao @ "patty"

Sorry FF.  :-D

that made me laugh too
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 03:30:12 PM
There are rumors all over this board, reese.  But most people at least try to have some sort of source outside of their own head for them.  You don't feel the need to stick to those guidelines, which is why you suck ass

@ Ed:  Only pics I found on Google picture search worth posting are not family friendly.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 03:31:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 03:27:09 PM
lmfao @ "patty"

Sorry FF.  :-D

Please don't apologize to me for laughing at anything.  It's refreshing when you actually find a way to laugh, PG.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:33:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 15, 2006, 03:30:12 PM
There are rumors all over this board, reese.  But most people at least try to have some sort of source outside of their own head for them.  You don't feel the need to stick to those guidelines, which is why you suck ass

@ Ed:  Only pics I found on Google picture search worth posting are not family friendly.

My bad Patty, Ill work on my posting etiquette if you promise to take a Vicatin and reeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaax. Thats better.
Wheew!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 15, 2006, 03:35:52 PM
Vicodin.  Trust me.  That's how it's spelled.

:sly
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Father Demon on March 15, 2006, 03:36:04 PM
(http://www.case-modding.dk/pic/check4fun/babes/carmela_decesare/164.jpg)

Wow...   good call, Ed.  Although, it IS hard to find family-friendly pics of this specimen....
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 03:39:03 PM
Mike Patterson would eat you if you called him 'Patty' to his face, reese.

Etiquette is not your problem.  We have plenty of people on this board, myself included, that often choose to forego etiquette.  I fear your problem is that your brain will not allow you to post a coherent thought no matter how hard you try.  That's what is more sad than funny about you, really.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 15, 2006, 03:35:52 PM
Vicodin.  Trust me.  That's how it's spelled.

:sly

my bust......good call
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 03:40:04 PM
my bust......good call

BAN?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 15, 2006, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2006, 03:40:04 PM
my bust......good call

BAN?

Tempting. Holler.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 03:41:56 PM
We can't ban him now.  He actually got PG to laugh.  That should buy him at least... 3, 4 hours.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 15, 2006, 03:44:13 PM
I Googled her here at the office and just when the photos came up a female associate of mine strolled by.

:-D

Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 15, 2006, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 15, 2006, 03:44:13 PM
I Googled her here at the office and just when the photos came up a female associate of mine strolled by.

:-D


just as i did the same thing one of the chicks that works for me came into my office.  killed any chub i had too
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Magical_Retard on March 15, 2006, 05:29:50 PM
i really like this move. i cant wait till they share thier TO stories.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
How many questions into his press conference will someone ask about TO?  1?  2?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 15, 2006, 05:37:16 PM
With respects to Chuggie... I think we should all leave this sponsorship alone.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 15, 2006, 05:37:16 PM
With respects to Chuggie... I think we should all leave this sponsorship alone.

:-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: NGM on March 15, 2006, 05:39:06 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
How many questions into his press conference will someone ask about TO?  1?  2?

Sigh... 69 Ed, the correct answer was 69.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 05:53:54 PM
visit finally confirmed on PE.com (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=45820)

1pm press conf tomorrow
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 05:56:06 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/KAJLKBPFJEDC/030606-garcia1-inside.jpg)

(http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_supergay.gif)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2006, 05:57:45 PM
I was just about to post that pic with a similar commentary.  Too funny.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hbionic on March 15, 2006, 07:02:57 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 15, 2006, 05:37:16 PM
With respects to Chuggie... I think we should all leave this sponsorship alone.

In.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: reese125 on March 15, 2006, 07:40:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 05:56:06 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/KAJLKBPFJEDC/030606-garcia1-inside.jpg)

(http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_supergay.gif)

Phillygirl...that is some funny $htein!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: bowzer on March 16, 2006, 03:04:55 AM
Hopefully, people on the Eagles sidelines start carrying chewing gum...
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 04:14:39 AM
I don't know if this was posted yet, but Les Bowen is saying it's a one year deal.

Not surprising.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Philly_Crew on March 16, 2006, 07:51:41 AM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 16, 2006, 04:14:39 AM
I don't know if this was posted yet, but Les Bowen is saying it's a one year deal.

Not surprising.

Good move.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2006, 09:12:03 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
How many questions into his press conference will someone ask about TO?  1?  2?

47.

That's all it is going to be. TO will be worked into every question.

"Will you and Donovan trade TO war stories?"
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Wingspan on March 16, 2006, 10:24:24 AM
if him and donovan came out during his press conference wearing one of these

(https://www.terrellowens.com/catalog/images/NFL-RBREPJER2-185.jpg)

i would piss myself
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: SunMo on March 16, 2006, 10:27:33 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2006, 09:12:03 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
How many questions into his press conference will someone ask about TO?  1?  2?

47.

That's all it is going to be. TO will be worked into every question.

"Will you and Donovan trade TO war stories?"


the question was, how many questions INTO the press conference will they ask about TO.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2006, 11:10:01 AM
So my reading comprehension skills suck.

I cry now. :'(
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: SunMo on March 16, 2006, 11:14:53 AM
don't cry fella, everybody screws up, cept of course, me
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Syracuse on March 16, 2006, 11:20:27 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 15, 2006, 05:56:06 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/KAJLKBPFJEDC/030606-garcia1-inside.jpg)

(http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_supergay.gif)

Classic.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: T_Section224 on March 16, 2006, 11:38:43 AM
please stop making fun of our backup QB.  thanks
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: dis12 on March 16, 2006, 11:40:41 AM
Quote from: T_Section224 on March 16, 2006, 11:38:43 AM
please stop making fun of our backup QB.  thanks

sorry, it's tough....we had so much opportunity with the last one. :P
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 11:59:07 AM
I'm glad to have Garcia on the team.  Is he gay?  Probably not, but maybe.  More likely, he's an effeminate heterosexual who manages to get chicks like Carmela DeCesare with his incredible sensitivity.  Do I care?  Not really, as long as he gives the team a half-decent chance of winning a game if he actually has to play.  He's probably just slightly better than McMahon and Detmer combined, but he's not good enough to have the moron fans calling for McNabb to be benched.  Perfect skill level.  Perfect experience in the league and in this offense.  Fine.  Need filled.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2006, 12:02:28 PM
I'm glad to have Garcia on the team.  Is he gay?  Probably not, but maybe.  More likely, he's an effeminate heterosexual who manages to get chicks like Carmela DeCesare with his incredible sensitivity.  Do I care?  Not really, as long as he gives the team a half-decent chance of winning a game if he actually has to play.  He's probably just slightly better than McMahon and Detmer combined, but he's not good enough to have the moron fans calling for McNabb to be benched.  Perfect skill level.  Perfect experience in the league and in this offense.  Fine.  Need filled.


settle down
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 12:04:48 PM
I'm calmer than a massage parlor patron after a very happy ending, my white-skinned brother.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: mussa on March 16, 2006, 12:08:24 PM
he'll fit in nicely on 13th street
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 12:10:50 PM
Garcia will wear #6.  You all care.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 16, 2006, 12:28:19 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 16, 2006, 12:08:24 PM
he'll fit in nicely on 13th street

:-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:05:38 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 16, 2006, 12:10:50 PM
Garcia will wear #6.  You all care.

Why not #5?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:06:17 PM
And there it is... and it's Merrill pops the cherry.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:08:24 PM
- Waited 'til today because of his granddad's 90th B-day.
- Personally likes TO, wouldn't back down from being his teammate again.
- Hasn't spoken to Donovan about TO yet... looks forward to it.  Someday will share stories, but focus is on football games.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyFan on March 16, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 16, 2006, 01:08:24 PM
- Personally likes TO

I don't think that Garcia saying "I don't have a problem with the guy" means he personally likes TO.  I think it's a safe bet that he doesn't like TO much. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Father Demon on March 16, 2006, 01:16:49 PM
(http://terresacree.org/images/rat.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 16, 2006, 01:22:22 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Willard-photo_09_hires.jpg/300px-Willard-photo_09_hires.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: PhillyFan on March 16, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 16, 2006, 01:08:24 PM
- Personally likes TO

I don't think that Garcia saying "I don't have a problem with the guy" means he personally likes TO.  I think it's a safe bet that he doesn't like TO much. 

And if I was a stenographer, I would be able to type that out without paraphrasing... but I'm not so you have to deal with it.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 16, 2006, 01:51:22 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 16, 2006, 12:10:50 PM
Garcia will wear #6.  You all care.

(http://www.concretefield.net/uploads/Mad-Lad/garcia.gif)

you're welcome
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MURP on March 16, 2006, 01:52:05 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:54:06 PM
Aw, shtein!!   :-D
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 01:54:31 PM
w0ot
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Feva on March 16, 2006, 01:56:52 PM
Chuggie's gonna farg you up... or if you're not careful, he may just farg you.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 01:57:59 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 16, 2006, 01:56:52 PM
Chuggie's gonna farg you up... or if you're not careful, he may just farg you.

Chuggie can still have his sponsorship.  I'll just honor him for the foreseeable future with the avatar.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: bowzer on March 16, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
Can we just mic him up while he's on the sidelines so we can enjoy many, many hilerious quotes like the time he was miced up on NFL Gameday. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Don Ho on March 16, 2006, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on March 16, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
Can we just mic him up while he's on the sidelines so we can enjoy many, many hilerious quotes like the time he was miced up on NFL Gameday. 

wasn't he walking around the sideline before kickoff asking for gum?  or did he want to be gummed? :o
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2006, 03:59:09 PM
hes on the radio now

asked why he came to the birds he didnt throw out some crap like i was meant to be here...said there basically wasnt anywhere else for him to go...
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2006, 04:02:31 PM
So he's saying he's nothing more than Sloppy 32nd's?

I give him points for honesty at least.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 04:06:31 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2006, 03:59:09 PM
hes on the radio now

asked why he came to the birds he didnt throw out some crap like i was meant to be here...said there basically wasnt anywhere else for him to go...

Did somebody make him do situps in the rain first?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 16, 2006, 04:06:50 PM
"There wathn't anywhere elth for me to go"

*whimper*

*Cry*
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 04:07:49 PM
Hush, you. He's good or something.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 16, 2006, 04:09:21 PM
He's gay sounding, and probably gay.

But he's better than Aaron Brooks.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2006, 04:09:31 PM
So he's saying he's nothing more than Sloppy 32nd's?

I give him points for honesty at least


not that so much as he knows he cant start anymore even tho he wants to...and there are not many back-up qb's spots open around the league...so he went to the place where he thought he could win
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 04:10:19 PM
Maybe he really likes Morningwood.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2006, 04:11:26 PM
I'm hoping he never gets to warm up on the sidelines much less plays a single down for them.

The only way I wanna see him play next year is in preseason or mop up duty with the Eagles crushing somone.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: bowzer on March 16, 2006, 04:15:24 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on March 16, 2006, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on March 16, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
Can we just mic him up while he's on the sidelines so we can enjoy many, many hilerious quotes like the time he was miced up on NFL Gameday. 

wasn't he walking around the sideline before kickoff asking for gum?  or did he want to be gummed? :o

Yeh, he kept asking everyone for gum, and with his lisp, it was just too much to handle. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 04:44:25 PM
Does Carmela Decesare go to home games with Jeffy?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: BigEd76 on March 16, 2006, 04:46:28 PM
He got rid of the hair he grew back

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060316/capt.px10403161949.eagles_garcia_football_px104.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 04:52:02 PM
He looks like a rotten peach.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 04:57:15 PM
I see a grasshopper resemblance
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Phanatic on March 16, 2006, 04:57:43 PM
Anyone think that he can give McNabb pointers on how to run the offense? Make us better by being there?
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: EJ72 on March 16, 2006, 05:21:49 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 16, 2006, 04:46:28 PM
He got rid of the hair he grew back

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060316/capt.px10403161949.eagles_garcia_football_px104.jpg)

That looks like a guy who is coming to the realization that his starting days are really over.

He should do a better job if needed than the schmucks you had though. I actually thought McMahon would be a serviceable backup for you. Oops. :paranoid
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2006, 07:37:26 PM
I was reading Garcia's stats on PE.com and something really surprised me.  He has 24 rushing touchdowns in his career.  Twenty-four!

That's unbelievable. 
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: rjs246 on March 16, 2006, 07:40:04 PM
Do all of you have memories that max out at 4 minutes? This dude has been a pro-bowler. Has always been an efficient pro and one who was capable of creating plays.  Hell he almost led that goddamned Browns to a win over the Eagles two years ago.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 07:47:16 PM
And yet, nobody else wanted him.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:49:31 PM
(http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:50:22 PM
(http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesStampede/99apr_garcia.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:51:39 PM
(http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/06/photos/sp-garcia.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 07:52:18 PM
(http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Alien-4-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2006, 07:53:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 16, 2006, 07:40:04 PM
Do all of you have memories that max out at 4 minutes? This dude has been a pro-bowler. Has always been an efficient pro and one who was capable of creating plays.  Hell he almost led that goddamned Browns to a win over the Eagles two years ago.

shutup man!11 aAron broooks is more better and you lieing!
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:55:26 PM
and finally.....one for mds:


(http://www.pathguy.com/jeff_garcia.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2006, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 16, 2006, 07:40:04 PM
Do all of you have memories that max out at 4 minutes? This dude has been a pro-bowler. Has always been an efficient pro and one who was capable of creating plays.  Hell he almost led that goddamned Browns to a win over the Eagles two years ago.

All I said was the guy has a shteinload of rushing touchdowns in his career.   More than Donovan, in fact, in the same time period.

PS: I don't know if the diatribe above was directed at me but if it was, allow me to offer this bit of advise:  Decaf.  There are a lot of brands now that are just as tasty as the regular brew.  Give it a shot, dude.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: MDS on March 16, 2006, 07:56:42 PM
Quote from: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:55:26 PM
and finally.....one for mds:

thats just lovely, shteinbird.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
QuoteEagles | Detmer on the outs?
Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:55:03 -0800

Les Bowen, of the Philadelphia Daily News, reports with the Philadelphia Eagles signing QB Jeff Garcia, it could mean the end of backup QB Koy Detmer's tenure with the team.


No more neckbeard? I prefer keeping him over McMahon because 1) He's a damn good holder and 2) if we get to the point where McNabb and Garcia are injured the seasons already down the shteinter.

(http://espn.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/garcia_playmate.jpg)

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Beermonkey on March 16, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 16, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
No more neckbeard? I prefer keeping him over McMahon because 1) He's a damn good holder and 2) if we get to the point where McNabb and Garcia are injured the seasons already down the shteinter.

Koy's time here is done, let him have his dignity. His lack of QB skill now far ourweighs his ability to hold on FG's & it's time  for some new blood.  ;)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Wingspan on March 16, 2006, 09:00:25 PM
being just a holder is no reason to keep a job. besides, you keep detmer as a holder, garcia is basically deactivated.

schoeble is also a holder.

it's time for detmer to go
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: Don Ho on March 16, 2006, 09:13:59 PM
Quote from: hunt on March 16, 2006, 07:49:31 PM
(http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia-thumb.jpg)

That fact he's flashing the "shaka" sign, the guy is ok in my book!

Shaka braddah!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Gesture_raised_fist_with_thumb_and_pinky_lifted.jpg)
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2006, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on March 16, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
Koy's time here is done, let him have his dignity. His lack of QB skill now far ourweighs his ability to hold on FG's & it's time  for some new blood.  ;)

I was trying to help GF save face,
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: NGM on March 16, 2006, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 16, 2006, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on March 16, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
Koy's time here is done, let him have his dignity. His lack of QB skill now far ourweighs his ability to hold on FG's & it's time  for some new blood.  ;)

I was trying to help GF save face,

Well if he needs a new beer sig he could always use this. 
(http://www.beertravelers.com/images/jerry.jpg)
Which would be less ratish than anything with Shaka's face on it.
Title: Re: Garcia to visit later today
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2006, 09:15:27 AM
QuotePS: I don't know if the diatribe above was directed at me but if it was, allow me to offer this bit of advise:  Decaf.  There are a lot of brands now that are just as tasty as the regular brew.  Give it a shot, dude.

I stopped drinking caffeine years ago. This is au naturale, sucker.