Eagles | Team must make decision on Owens by Tuesday
Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:09:56 -0800
Adam Schefter, of the NFL Network, reports the Philadelphia Eagles must make a decision on WR Terrell Owens by Tuesday, March 14. Owens is due a $5 million roster bonus and it is unlikely a team will trade for him now.
In 24 hours he will either be traded or released... or kept - who knows with this insane offseason.
This may be our final TO topic ever on this forum so let's make this one special.
This is old news, but my prediction is he'll be released and not traded. There, I broke the ice.
Damn SD you just dropped it like it waz hawt
We're letting TO go?
We signed TO? :paranoid
im wearin my #81 jersey tommorrow which i havent burned yet for some reason
if this was 24 we would have kept TO.
but its not.
so we wont.
Someone tell Banner and Lurie to keep him...Please. He's not that bad a fella. He's just...Misunderstood. Word is Jerry Jones has a woody for him, and I don't know if I can take it if he's signed.
Tell them I'll name one of the raccoons that comes in our yard Swoop. Or Linc. Anything. Just don't let him become a free agent. :'(
That's probably enough groveling. :)
If Dallas does sign him, any recommendations? Staff psychologist? Rubber room? Ego deflation equipment? A particular brand of gag? A 20 foot wall around his dwelling or a bribe to the local media to keep him out of the news?
The only plausible solution is to pay off the media. Even then he'll probably still seek them out.
QuoteJUST GETTIN TIRED OF JEALOUS TEAMMATES! BUT I'M BETTER PREPARED IF THT HAPPENS...WILL B READY 2 BALL OUT THIS YR!!
make him go away
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 13, 2006, 11:49:28 PM
QuoteJUST GETTIN TIRED OF JEALOUS TEAMMATES! BUT I'M BETTER PREPARED IF THT HAPPENS...WILL B READY 2 BAIL AGEN THIS YR!!
Fixed.
I guess it still hasn't sunk into the dickead's demented skull that he doesn't HAVE any teammates.
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 13, 2006, 11:49:28 PM
QuoteJUST GETTIN TIRED OF JEALOUS TEAMMATES! BUT I'M BETTER PREPARED IF THT HAPPENS...WILL B READY 2 BALL OUT THIS YR!!
Let this serve as a warning sign to the fans of the team that gets TO. He seems to have the mind of a frigging 10 yr old.
I don't care where he goes, I just want him gone.
They should pay him the $5M bonus just to piss him off and trade him somewhere.
They won't. But it would be funny.
Gotta spend that money somehow...
My only hope is Denver gets nervous that Dallas wants him, so they say look, we'll give you Rod Smith for TO and let's get this thing done.
Or another team besides Denver does the same.
They wouldn't trade Rod Smith.
They give up a draft pick.
Nobody's trading for him. There were ten billion receivers available, and the teams that really wanted one got one. Any team that wants Owens will want him on their own terms.
Quote from: General_Failure on March 14, 2006, 12:49:28 AM
Nobody's trading for him. There were ten billion receivers available, and the teams that really wanted one got one. Any team that wants Owens will want him on their own terms.
Tru Dat. No team is going to want to incur the cost of his contract. I'm guessing he's signed to a single year incentive laden deal, mostly because he's a jackass.
Too bad he can't grow up, because he's a darn good receiver. Anyone the Eagles can get will be a downgrade from him, and if the team doesn't get anyone to "replace" him, then... :boom
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 14, 2006, 06:35:51 AM
Too bad he can't grow up, because he's a darn good receiver. Anyone the Eagles can get will be a downgrade from him, and if the team doesn't get anyone to "replace" him, then... :boom
Bullshtein. You can't lose what you didn't have last year. On the field, it would be a downgrade, but in the whole picture, no matter WHO they get, will be a huge upgrade.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2006, 12:29:26 AM
They should pay him the $5M bonus just to piss him off and trade him somewhere.
They won't. But it would be funny.
If I had the scratch, I'd definitely do it.
Wait, the team is cutting TO? Oh boy. This FO sure does suck.
Quote from: EJ72 on March 13, 2006, 11:39:19 PM
If Dallas does sign him, any recommendations? Staff psychologist? Rubber room? Ego deflation equipment? A particular brand of gag? A 20 foot wall around his dwelling or a bribe to the local media to keep him out of the news?
Invest in a lot of new boots as the shtein's really gonna pile up
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The word down this away is the Cowboys are not going to resign Johnson and possibly take TO. If so, do you think Meshawn would be a good pick-up?
Quote from: sallad selgae on March 14, 2006, 02:19:12 PM
If so, do you think Meshawn would be a good pick-up?
you're kidding right?
Quote from: sallad selgae on March 14, 2006, 02:19:12 PM
The word down this away is the Cowboys are not going to resign Johnson and possibly take TO. If so, do you think Meshawn would be a good pick-up?
In a word: No. Make that three words: no farging way.
i hope that farger pulls a Buckhalter and tears up his knees during Mini Camp where ever he plays!
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 14, 2006, 02:23:55 PM
Quote from: sallad selgae on March 14, 2006, 02:19:12 PM
If so, do you think Meshawn would be a good pick-up?
you're kidding right?
Just putting it out on the stoop to see if the cat licks it up.
Y'all Texans sure do talk funny
...and no, Keyshawn should never wear an Eagles jersey
we are trading TO to Houston :o
Quote from: Westy on March 14, 2006, 02:43:52 PM
we are trading TO to Houston :o
you just having fun or is there something behind this?
screwin with Ed's comment
Quote from: Westy on March 14, 2006, 02:43:52 PM
we are trading TO to Houston :o
Great. Now KFFL's going to report on this.
Quote from: sallad selgae on March 14, 2006, 02:19:12 PM
The word down this away is the Cowboys are not going to resign Johnson and possibly take TO. If so, do you think Meshawn would be a good pick-up?
No offense sallad but
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Meshawn.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 14, 2006, 02:47:44 PM
Quote from: Westy on March 14, 2006, 02:43:52 PM
we are trading TO to Houston :o
Great. Now KFFL's going to report on this.
cleveland just offerend a 2nd rounder
It's over
finally. NFL.com:
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Schefter:
T.O. cut loose by Eagles, becomes a free agent
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March 14
Time to turn the page, officially. The Eagles have terminated the contract of wide receiver Terrell Owens before they had to pay him a $5 million option bonus. Owens now is a free agent, available to shop himself to any team in the league. The teams expected to pursue him include the Dallas Cowboys, the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs.
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It's never over. Especially if TO signs with Dallas.
I NEVER say this about players, but if he goes to Dallas I hope Dawk crushes him and knocks him out the season.
It's never over. Especially if TO signs with Dallas.
It burns when I pee
Someone on the EMB said on a Denver radio station they said TO arrived there today and met with the team officials.
Take it for what it's worth. I don't care where he goes.
he needs to go to the afc and not to a team they play...hes shteinted on the eagles enough
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 14, 2006, 03:34:57 PM
Someone on the EMB said on a Denver radio station they said TO arrived there today and met with the team officials.
Take it for what it's worth. I don't care where he goes.
I certainly prefer it to be Denver or KS, since Philly doesn't play them again until 2009 (I think). Beats the shtein out him going to Dallas.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 14, 2006, 03:39:35 PM
he needs to go to the afc and not to a team they play...hes shteinted on the eagles enough
Last time he played against the Eagles, the Eagles shtein on him. Hello Dawk, see ya collar bone.
or was it Michael Lewis who broke his collar bone?
so because he got hurt in a game three years ago means he wouldnt bitch slap the eagles corners all over the field if they played this year...it would be ugly trust me...the eagles dont have what it takes to handle a player that good who was out to slit their throats...
Last I checked, the Eagles team was a little pissed off themselves at TO for farging up their entire year.
He wouldn't catch over 50 yards on the Eagles. The guy is a punk.
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 14, 2006, 03:41:09 PM
Last time he played against the Eagles, the Eagles shtein on him. Hello Dawk, see ya collar bone.
or was it Michael Lewis who broke his collar bone?
It was Dawk w/the patented tackle and punch for the ball while driving him into the turf. ;D ahh... memories...
If the Eagles defense sucks like it did last year, it would be a long day. That being said, if Bledsoe doesn't have time to stand back and throw TO wouldn't have a chance to make plays.
Terry Glenn scored 3 touchdowns on them last year, and TO wouldn't do anything? that's f'n hilarious.
Last year isn't 2006-2007. With Howard playing RDE, and another DT or 2 being potentially added, Bledsoe is going to be on the turf a lot next season.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can't believe it happened. I was holding out hope that he would die. Damnit.
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 14, 2006, 03:53:29 PM
Last year isn't 2006-2007. With Howard playing RDE, and another DT or 2 being potentially added, Bledsoe is going to be on the turf a lot next season.
One of thos DTs better be Rocky Bernard
lets just hope he goes to winnipeg so we dont have to find out...i dont want the birds in that position to get embarrased on national tv...can you imagine the hype that will surround a eagle-TO game...and im sorry but my money is on TO in that match-up...the following week would be an unreal nightmare
I hope he gets hit by a motherfarging bus.
so long psycho!
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 14, 2006, 03:52:27 PM
Terry Glenn scored 3 touchdowns on them last year, and TO wouldn't do anything? that's f'n hilarious.
Of course he would. Because the defense will be exactly the same as last year's. No improvement can be expected whatsoever.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 14, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
Of course he would. Because the defense will be exactly the same as last year's. No improvement can be expected whatsoever.
yeah, i forgot Shawn Barber = TO stopper, get real.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 14, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
Of course he would. Because the defense will be exactly the same as last year's. No improvement can be expected whatsoever.
Ok, so only 2 TD's for TO vs. 3 for Terry Glenn?
Shawn Barber and Darren Howard are not enough to turn this defense THAT far around.
I'm holding out for a SAM and 2 more DTs. Possibly Bunkley and Buckner.
Those 3 things combined with Howard and Barber would turn it around almost in a complete 180. It would be a top 5 defense IMO.
but darren howard is going to make kearse the sack machine he was five years ago...you know because the only defensive ends that get sacks in this league are the ones that have darren howard opposite them
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 14, 2006, 04:03:12 PM
but darren howard is going to make kearse the sack machine he was five years ago...you know because the only defensive ends that get sacks in this league are the ones that have darren howard opposite them
whew... im glad we have Darren Howard then.
When did Rocky Bernard become the greatest FA DT ever?
it doesn't matter, the Eagles won't sign him
I just farted and it smells like eggs.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 14, 2006, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 14, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
Of course he would. Because the defense will be exactly the same as last year's. No improvement can be expected whatsoever.
yeah, i forgot Shawn Barber = TO stopper, get real.
Suck a fleshpop, nega.
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 14, 2006, 04:13:09 PM
I just farted and it smells like eggs.
Those are the best kind. ;D
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Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 14, 2006, 04:13:22 PM
Suck a fleshpop, nega.
sorry, i didn't mean to inject realism in your homertastic fantasy world.
carry on with the dellusions then.
Is there a reason this thread is still here? If I never hear anyone mention this shteinbag again it will be too soon.
Quote from: rjs246 on March 14, 2006, 04:16:20 PM
Is there a reason this thread is still here? If I never hear anyone mention this shteinbag again it will be too soon.
what about in 5 minutes?
Cook an egg with phones and a radio (http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymchron/cooking.htm)
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 14, 2006, 04:17:52 PM
Cook an egg with phones and a radio (http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymchron/cooking.htm)
Nice!
take TO talk to the rest of the NFL.
T.O. cut exactly when Keyshawn Johnson cut from the team. Oh boy, tell me that we are not getting him as our number 1 that slow biartch.
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QuoteT.O. cut exactly when Keyshawn Johnson cut from the team. Oh boy, tell me that we are not getting him as our number 1 that slow biartch.
I just took a rather squishy dump. You know the kind where it sort of feels solid as its coming out but then after a minute you can tell that no more is coming but it still feels like theres a little bit wedged into the opening? You wipe and wipe and wipe but you still feel dirty and crusted with poop. I know you guys know what I'm talking about.