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Title: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Feva on March 08, 2006, 06:52:47 PM
Harvard, my ass... gotta be from the hood. (http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml)
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 06:56:02 PM
I'm horribly aroused now.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Feva on March 08, 2006, 07:00:35 PM
Try clicking on the link instead of staring at my sig.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 07:01:13 PM
Dude. Natalie rapping is farging hot. Also, I have sigs turned off so I have no idea what you're talking about.

Haha, just checked your profile. Funny.

Ass.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 08, 2006, 08:09:30 PM
Yeah, I saw this actually on SNL.  Not bad.

I'd hit it even with the short hair.



Although, I absolutely agree with Bill Simmons:

QuoteQ: The "Lazy Sunday" sketch has been hailed as the funniest thing to happen to "SNL" since "More Cowbell," and I'm inclined to agree. But does it belong in the All-Time Pantheon of Great SNL Sketches, or does this just stand out so much because "SNL" has been so atrociously bad the past couple years? I mean, if "Lazy Sunday" had gone down during the Murphy/Piscopo era, would we still be talking about it 20 years later? Will this stand the test of time, like Gumby or the Coneheads or Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley competing to get a job at Chippendales?
-- M. McCullar, Dallas

SG: I was watching that particular show live, so the sketch was funnier at the time because it was so refreshingly different from everything else that was happening. As soon as it was over, I rewound it on TiVo and watched it again, mainly to make sure it really happened. (I thought it was brilliant; the cupcakes subplot and the Hamilton-Burr line killed me.) Then it took off on the Internet, which was interesting because it proved how lame and out-of-date "SNL" had become; for the first time in five years, people were forwarding around an "SNL" sketch. Incredible. I'm telling you, the 1975 Lorne Michaels would have tried to kill himself if he knew what was going to happen to "SNL" in the 21st century. There's no question. He would have blown about 45 lines with Belushi and called it a day. And while we're on the subject, Michael O'Donoghue has to be doing triple axels in his grave right now. This is a whole other story.

Anyway, I thought it was a potential pantheon sketch, but the resulting online commotion almost made me a little sad. It wasn't any better or worse than "Cowbell," the Mr. Belvedere sketch, Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad or 35 other sketches from the last 30 years. But because the bar is so low these days, "Lazy Sunday" felt like some sort of comedy apex when it really wasn't anything close to that. For instance, if you staged the Dunk Contest and invited only unathletic guys, then had them botch dunks for two straight hours while everyone zoned out, and then Josh Smith came out there and dunked from the foul line, it would probably cause a riot. I think "Lazy Sunday" was like that. And as they keep trying to rip it off (like with the inferior Natalie Portman video last weekend), people will eventually not like it as much. Historically, I don't think it will have the legs. But we'll see.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: MURP on March 08, 2006, 10:22:06 PM
that was worse than all of her star wars performances combined. 
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2006, 10:31:27 PM
She looks about 9 years old.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Rome on March 08, 2006, 10:46:31 PM
Is Natalie doing another Holocaust movie?

Eh - whatever, she's still hot as balls.  LOL'ed several times during that, btw.

:yay

Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: General_Failure on March 08, 2006, 10:52:49 PM
It could have been funny, but just wasn't.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:17:58 PM
Wow, you're all so jaded. The teenaged goth crew just got wet.

She's hot. Period. I like my women tall and curvy. She is neither, and she's still sexy as shtein.  I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on March 09, 2006, 12:28:53 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:17:58 PM
She's hot. Period. I like my women tall and curvy. She is neither, and she's still sexy as shtein.  I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

3 points for you.   :yay
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Yeti on March 09, 2006, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:17:58 PM
I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

Yer watching porn right now arencha?
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Rome on March 09, 2006, 07:16:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2006, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:17:58 PM
I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

Yer watching porn right now arencha?

I could almost hear the banjo playing in the background there...

:paranoid
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: T_Section224 on March 09, 2006, 08:10:50 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 09, 2006, 07:16:47 AMI could almost hear the banjo playing in the background there...
nice
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 09, 2006, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 08, 2006, 10:46:31 PM
Is Natalie doing another Holocaust movie?

Eh - whatever, she's still hot as balls.  LOL'ed several times during that, btw.

:yay



http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 09, 2006, 09:59:22 AM
thats pretty funny...if anyone has ever heard eazy e's solo album he has an amazing song on there called 'no more ?'s'...which is what that portman skit is based on

Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 09, 2006, 11:01:02 AM
Natalie Portman: Straight Outta Locash!
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: rjs246 on March 09, 2006, 11:09:53 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 09, 2006, 11:01:02 AM
Natalie Portman: Straight Outta Locash!

Did you mean to write: "Portman is her name and the bitch is coming straight outta Locash?"

That would have been better.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 09, 2006, 11:40:15 AM
Straight outta Locash, crazy motherfarger named PORTMAN.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Feva on March 09, 2006, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 09, 2006, 11:40:15 AM
Straight outta Locash, crazy motherfarger named PORTMAN.

Eh... not quite, but you're getting there.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Rome on March 09, 2006, 02:12:49 PM
Wow.

Could Mad-Lad be more of a honkey?

:-D
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 09, 2006, 02:58:05 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 09, 2006, 02:12:49 PM
Wow.

Could Mad-Lad be more of a honkey?

:-D

I'd try, but the username "ice grillin you" was already taken
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Phanatic on March 09, 2006, 03:56:11 PM
Doin 120 gettin hit while I'm swerven...

I am strangly aroused...
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: MURP on March 09, 2006, 07:52:01 PM
mad lad has a mickeys  belt buckle. 
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 09, 2006, 11:40:11 PM
mad lad has a mickeys  belt buckle.

will he sell it?
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 10, 2006, 10:32:19 AM
no, but i'm sure it's available online.

Mickeys (http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/plushliving_1883_9207659)

the place here in Chicago had a sweet Olde English belt buckle too, but Mickeys is far superior.
Title: Re: I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...
Post by: mussa on March 10, 2006, 10:50:51 AM
That shtein was the ISH-NIT!