As you are all well aware, I am a dumbass. This in conjunction with my garrulousness have provided the opportunity to say many o' stupid things. Last night some friends and I were at a bar talking about shtein we've said in attempts to get laid. I provided the following example:
Girl: You're my new favorite person
Me (Tomahawk): You've always been my favortie person - I just hadn't met you yet
I caught a lot of hell from my friends for that. I didn't think it was that bad.
Does anybody else have examples?
SUCK ME, BEAUTIFUL!
I'm batting .500 on using, "This cock ain't going to suck itself!"
I went back to state college the spring after I graduated and spent an evening asking every girl I saw if they 'took it in the shteinter.' I hooked up. Girls are idiots.
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 10:13:04 AM
I went back to state college the spring after I graduated and spent an evening asking every girl I saw if they 'took it in the shteinter.' I hooked up. PSU sorority sluts Girls are idiots.
Yes, sir!
farg the State Penn, farg hos at Penn State...
P.S. rjs, did the hook-up that night take it in the shteinter, or was she a dirty liar?
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?
FF, sadly, only a fingertip. The truth is that rjs was a little too liquored up to keep up with his money pickup lines.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 08, 2006, 10:59:27 AM
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?
As you witnessed, I ran.
What did you say to pick up MURP? "Hey baby, I got a new pacifier for you"
Cradlerobber
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:15:36 AM
FF, sadly, only a fingertip. The truth is that rjs was a little too liquored up to keep up with his money pickup lines.
My motto is that you're never too drunk to PIITB.
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 08, 2006, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 08, 2006, 10:59:27 AM
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?
As you witnessed, I ran.
What did you say to pick up MURP? "Hey baby, I got a new pacifier for you"
Cradlerobber
lmfao....nope. I said "My Eagles skillz are da bomb diggity to the phattest power. Holla!"
Then he had to look around to find out where that voice came from.
and lucky for you, he ended up looking down
I'm just lucky that my wife isn't short like PG is. That would suck.
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 08, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
I'm just lucky that my wife isn't short like PG is. That would suck.
Isn't she like, shorter?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 08, 2006, 11:46:03 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 08, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
I'm just lucky that my wife isn't short like PG is. That would suck.
Isn't she like, shorter?
Is that even possible?
Your line was smooth.
My favorite one was a twist on the "Can I buy you a drink" line
I would say "Hi, I'm Yeti, can I buy you a house?"
I've always been partial to:
"You're ugly, but you intrigue me."