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Title: weddings suck but...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 09:32:19 AM
this might be the best one ill ever attend...its not until sept but i found their site on theknot.com....now i normally despise weddings...dressing up is hideous...small talk is even worse...tableing up with people you dont know and want to set on fire after five minutes and all that crap....

however this wedding could be amazing...

LOCATION

Congress Hall
251 Beach Ave.
Cape May, NJ

THE ATTIRE

Somewhere in between black tie and casual... It is a beachfront wedding that will take place on the grassy courtyard of an elegant hotel. Be yourself!

THE MENU

No sit-down dinner... We'd like everyone to mingle and have fun. There will be a variety of hot and cold appetizers as well as several different stations ranging from pasta to steak to seafood and everything in between. There will be something to satisfy all taste buds!! Oh, how could I forget? A 5 hour top-shelf open bar will also be included in the festivities.
The Congress Hall offers valet parking free of charge for wedding guests.



nothing better than an open bar...that goes without saying....

but if im reading that correctly i can literally go in jeans and a wes hopkins jersey right?

and no sit down dinner...which im assuming means no assigned seats?
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 01, 2006, 09:34:21 AM
Cape May is awesome. I love it down there. And Congress Hall is in a good spot on the promenade too.
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Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 09:40:18 AM
grassy courtyards are all the rave. 
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Post by: Wingspan on March 01, 2006, 09:41:16 AM
i hate the offseason
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Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 09:41:55 AM
i mean can you wear whatever you want tho?

obviously not a jersey...but im thinking khakis and a polo?



i never been that far south on the shore phreak....you been to the actual place...congress hall...or you just know where it is
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 09:42:57 AM
wear the jersey.
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 09:47:08 AM
i hate the offseason

oh come on...join the sing a long...just sitting there is for old men named sal with wrinkly members
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 01, 2006, 09:48:41 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 09:41:55 AM
i mean can you wear whatever you want tho?

obviously not a jersey...but im thinking khakis and a polo?



i never been that far south on the shore phreak....you been to the actual place...congress hall...or you just know where it is

I know exactly where it is. Cape May has a promenade that is pretty long and the Hall is right there where most ofthe shops and stores are. So once the thing is over youll be close to bars and stuff like that to walk over to and continue the party.

I've been in there before but it was a long time ago. And from what I remember it was like a place where they have craft shows and stuff like that. It's pretty big, well it was the last time I was in there.

I'llbe going to Cape May this year. I'm tired of Delware becahes. My family has houses in Rehobath Beach and I am not a fan of it down there. So this year I'm going back to Jersey for a week. Cape May was our spot when I was a kid.
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 09:49:43 AM
I went to a wedding in Cape May a few summers ago. I knew the couple getting married and one other dude. I got faced and spent a bunch of time in AC. Quality.
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Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 09:52:38 AM
whats a promenade


be nice to get in some craft shopping in between VSOP's


ocean city md owns all beaches
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 01, 2006, 09:58:23 AM
A promenade is like a boardwalk. But instead of being all wood boards it is asphalt.
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Post by: Phanatic on March 01, 2006, 10:19:26 AM
I love Cape May. Last time I brought the family back to the area for a visit I rented a house a few blocks from the beach.

It was teh awesomest!
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 10:20:07 AM
isnt it crazy expensive to rent in cape may
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Post by: MadMarchHare on March 01, 2006, 10:35:47 AM
Compared to Wildwood yes.  Compared to Avalon, no.
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Post by: phattymatty on March 01, 2006, 11:14:57 AM
so were you invited to this wedding or did you just find it on some website?  i bet you just found it.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 11:21:43 AM
I think he openly stated he just found it by surfing and was joking about crashing it.  It's understandable that you couldn't decipher that from the quasi-homey version of Ebonics he speaks, so don't feel bad about it.
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Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 11:28:59 AM
Cape Gay.
















someone had to say it.
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Post by: phattymatty on March 01, 2006, 11:29:58 AM
interesting concept, you could drink and eat for free all summer long.
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Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 11:30:09 AM
so were you invited to this wedding or did you just find it on some website?  i bet you just found it.

im all in it to win it

clint is best man
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Post by: phattymatty on March 01, 2006, 11:40:12 AM
he'll be so handsome in his tuxedo
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2006, 12:43:02 PM
My parents are getting Married again for they're 25th anniversary in St Lucia at Sandals.  We have something like 14 couples going down to the islands late march.  Wedding attire is a bathing suit and linen shirts.  I cant wait!

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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 01:07:59 PM
Hey.... that's better than celebrating their 30th anniversary by getting a divorce proceeding underway!
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Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2006, 12:43:02 PM
My parents are getting Married again for they're 25th anniversary in St Lucia at Sandals.  We have something like 14 couples going down to the islands late march.  Wedding attire is a bathing suit and linen shirts.  I cant wait!



I'm gonna go ahead and give you a minute to realize the potential for disaster there.



Btw... I got married in Jamaica and honeymooned in a Sandals in St. Lucia... one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.  :yay
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: mussa on March 01, 2006, 01:38:24 PM
5 hour open bar. come on. 5 hrs?  that shtein needs to be open all night.

best wedding i ever went to was at great harbor cay, a tiny island int he bahamas, pop. 400.  it was totally private and secluded.  it was awesome.  my cousin married a multi-millionaire.  he flipped the bill.  i was drunk the entire weekend. 
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Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:42:51 PM
best wedding i ever went to was at great harbor cay, a tiny island int he bahamas, pop. 400.  it was totally private and secluded.  it was awesome.  my cousin married a multi-millionaire.  he flipped the bill.  i was drunk the entire weekend.

damn that is dope

and im all excited cause i dont have to wear a tie
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Post by: mussa on March 01, 2006, 01:45:17 PM
yea i wore loose khaki's, a short sleeve button-up, sandals and sunglasses. right on the beach. it wasn't too bad.
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Post by: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 02:19:29 PM
IGY, if you don't wear something from this website, you're a sissybitch:

this website (http://www.tinyurl.com/npgmq)

I suggest the ice tray.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 01, 2006, 01:38:24 PM
5 hour open bar. come on. 5 hrs?  that shtein needs to be open all night. 

5 hours is usually all night.  Most 5-hour receptions close the bar during dinner and are really only open 3 1/2 or 4.

My reception had 5 hours of top shelf, and many people commented how nice it was to be able to get a drink during dinner.  I went to a wedding in December, and the bar was closed during dinner AND closed IMMEDIATELY at 11:30pm.  It was seriously weak-sauce.  There were people IN LINE, and the hotel manager just abruptly shut the window.  Totally lame.
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:25:29 PM
If any of my friends ever get married without an open bar I'm going to loudly boo them throughout the ceremony.


From the nearest bar I can find.
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Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 02:28:26 PM
i never understood the theory behind closing the bar during dinner
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 02:32:42 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 01, 2006, 02:28:26 PM
i never understood the theory behind closing the bar during dinner

It saves a couple of dollars and makes sure people are likely seated when their dinner is served, or in the case of the wedding I attended a couple of months ago, when their table is called to hit up the buffet.
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Post by: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 02:34:20 PM
The best wedding I've ever been to had the ceremony in the same hotel ballroom as the reception. When you got there, you (or at least I did) started drinking immediately. When the ceremony was about to start, you got another drink or two to last through that formality. When the ceremony ended, you drank to your heart's desire.

I think I think it was the best because I didn't have to sneak a flask of whiskey in for the ceremony.
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Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 02:37:27 PM
you couldn't wait an hour to start drinking?  why the need to smuggle booze into the ceremony?
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Post by: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 02:38:40 PM
I hate weddings more than rjs loves the taterskins (which is obviously more than words can describe) so I drink before, during, and sometimes after.
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Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 02:46:13 PM
gotcha
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Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 02:49:02 PM
I suggest the ice tray

my mouth be lookin somethin like a crystal ball



great thing about this wedding is that there is no 'dinner'...thus no closing of the open bar....its on
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:49:26 PM
I was in a wedding party once and the groom and groomsmen were stealing beer from the countryclub storage closet as people were being seated. Oh, and I love the taterskins. Obviously. shteinfaces.
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Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 02:51:32 PM
i went to three weddings last summer, each with varying degress of barness...

the 1st one was totally dry, my cousins wedding, so i spent the time cracking up my other cousin (and horrifying my mom) with abortion/miscarrige jokes.  little did I know my other cousin was pregnant. 

the 2nd one was open beer, cash everything else, that was ok.

the 3rd one was totally open, and i was a groomsman, i was plaster 45 minutes into the recpetion on a constant intake of rum and cokes, good times.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 02:52:51 PM
I gave a best man speech with about 4 7&7's already down the chute.  Best public speech of my life.
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Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 02:53:42 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:49:26 PM
I love the taterskins. Obviously.


immortalized
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:55:47 PM
Yeah I gave my best man speech while I was in the bag as well. I shot from the hip for the whole speech and it was the best public speaking I've ever done. Hands down.

I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.
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Post by: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:55:47 PM
I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.

Custom Title?

Make it happen, G_F
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 03:02:53 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:55:47 PM
I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.

Custom Title?

Make it happen, G_F

"Balls dipped in Skins"
Title: Re: weddings suck but...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 03:04:59 PM
i gave a best man speech with about 4 7&7's already down the chute.  Best public speech of my life

Yeah I gave my best man speech while I was in the bag as well. I shot from the hip for the whole speech and it was the best public speaking I've ever done. Hands down

with you each being on your own cack pretty much non-stop i dont know how you two manage to also be on each others so much....impressive indeed
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Post by: Rome on March 01, 2006, 03:07:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 02:25:29 PM
If any of my friends ever get married without an open bar I'm going to loudly boo them throughout the ceremony.


From the nearest bar I can find.

A buddy of mine once got married the same day as the NFL Draft.  I was an usher in the wedding and ended up missing part of the reception because the Eagles pick was coming up.  We went to a sports bar across the street from the hotel only to see the Eagles select Mike Mamula.

Ironically, Mamula tenure with the Eagles lasted longer than the dude's marriage.

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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 03:17:17 PM
I am only on my own cock. The rest of you can eat shtein and choke.
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Post by: Tomahawk on March 01, 2006, 03:18:09 PM
You mean "eat Arby's and choke."
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 03:18:25 PM
Same thing as far as I can tell.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 03:17:17 PM
I am only on my own cock.

You only wish you were that agile.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2006, 03:35:27 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 01, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2006, 12:43:02 PM
My parents are getting Married again for they're 25th anniversary in St Lucia at Sandals.  We have something like 14 couples going down to the islands late march.  Wedding attire is a bathing suit and linen shirts.  I cant wait!





Btw... I got married in Jamaica and honeymooned in a Sandals in St. Lucia... one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.  :yay
Which Sandals in St Lucia?  We're going to the Grand St Lucian the old Hilton.  Any tips?  My parents have been to both Regency and St Lucian but its always good to get any other input.

Rjs was that a MTV's The State quote for Louie? 
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Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 03:55:24 PM
It was indeed. Wow. Didn't think anyone would recognize...
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Post by: PhillyGirl on March 01, 2006, 03:55:42 PM
You plan your wedding AROUND the football season.

Any normal person knows this.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2006, 10:29:18 PM
Supposedly MTV is releasing The State sometime this year but I've heard that for the past 3 years.  I really want to see Medium Head Boy and No swimming for 45 minutes after Dinner.  Maybe a little Zoo Action to watch the monkeys Do It.  Friggin MTV has every god damned show they've put out over the past 10 years on DVD but not a great Sketch Comedy. 
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Post by: StevieLeftCollege on March 02, 2006, 12:49:41 AM
I got in my 1st Jersey bar fight down in Cape May.

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Post by: ice grillin you on May 05, 2006, 01:28:20 PM
someone just told me cape may was dry

is this true?
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Post by: Father Demon on May 05, 2006, 01:41:25 PM
It's got a whole farging ocean surrounding it...   it can't be that dry....
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Post by: ice grillin you on May 05, 2006, 01:43:19 PM
my idiot friend was wrong...he said ocean city is dry

still tho i didnt think any shore towns were dry
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Post by: NGM on May 05, 2006, 01:47:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 05, 2006, 01:43:19 PM
my idiot friend was wrong...he said ocean city is dry

still tho i didnt think any shore towns were dry

Ocean City is dry.  Thats why you go to Circle Liquor before you cross the bridge. 

I don't think Cape May is though.
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Post by: ice grillin you on May 05, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
dry in that you cant get packaged goods or dry as in no bars and no alcohol in restaurants
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Post by: Wingspan on May 05, 2006, 01:49:52 PM
can not buy alcohol in any form.
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Post by: NGM on May 05, 2006, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 05, 2006, 01:49:52 PM
can not buy alcohol in any form.

You can, however, buy alcohol and bring it with you.  Just don't get caught in public with it.  Hotels, condos, etc. its cool to have booze. 
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Post by: Wingspan on May 05, 2006, 02:02:51 PM
Quote from: NGM on May 05, 2006, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 05, 2006, 01:49:52 PM
can not buy alcohol in any form.

You can, however, buy alcohol and bring it with you.  Just don't get caught in public with it.  Hotels, condos, etc. its cool to have booze. 

yeah, just dont walk in the street with it and no one bothers you. my inlaws have a house in OC...we sit in the yard drinking all the time, no cop has ever said anything.

and conceal the container when on the beach and you're all set
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 05, 2006, 02:03:31 PM
Quote from: NGM on May 05, 2006, 01:47:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 05, 2006, 01:43:19 PM
my idiot friend was wrong...he said ocean city is dry

still tho i didnt think any shore towns were dry

Ocean City is dry.  Thats why you go to Circle Liquor before you cross the bridge. 

I don't think Cape May is though.

Haven't been to OC in almost a decade but its funny to see that place is still running. They'll deliver in OC if you call with a big enough order. During senior week we ordered a bunch of beer from there, we had the oldest looking of us answer the door and hook the delivery dude up with a fat tip, they never carded him.
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Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on May 05, 2006, 03:07:32 PM
When I was a kid we used to vacation down to OC all the time, growing up, the parents always had parties with wine, beer, and heavy stuff, and I don't ever remember a problem. The only times I've seen cops get after someone is they deserved it. Now, I split a condo in Somers Point with my brothers, it's tucked back in a little marina, close enough to the beaches, but no worries about getting booze.