O.k., please spill the beans on him. Anyone know anything about him - i.e. his background and other personal info? I figure that since he's from the Philly area (as I learned from doing a search on this board) that this would be a good place to ask about him. Has anyone met him or does anyone know him?
You see these people on t.v. yapping away, but it's amazing how very little one knows about these people.
(if you want to send me info in a pm, please do!)
He's white, and that's all I need to know to know I hate him.
Mike Mayock is getting hired by the Eagles? Awsum.
Not only is he white, he probably thinks you steal from him. He also does a lot of commentary on the NFL network. Hope this helps.
Here's a link on him.
http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/mayock_mike
And since he has absolutely nothing to do with the Eagles, I'm moving the thread.
Strike that. He has very little to do with the Eagles.
His Adultfriendfinder.com screen name is "nicehardckinu". He loves the ocean but is afraid of the water. He respects his mother but fantasizes about murdering her incessantly. He once hired a prostitute, only to find halfway through that it was a man...he let him continue. When no one is around, he likes to sing showtunes. That should cover what I know.
I had his dad as a match teacher
I had his dad for math in third form ( 8th grade)
I never had a match teacher. I had to figure out on my own how to light a match out of a matchbook using only one hand.
Quote from: Beermonkey on February 27, 2006, 10:26:23 PM
His Adultfriendfinder.com screen name is "nicehardckinu". He loves the ocean but is afraid of the water. He respects his mother but fantasizes about murdering her incessantly. He once hired a prostitute, only to find halfway through that it was a man...he let him continue. When no one is around, he likes to sing showtunes. That should cover what I know.
:-D
I have no idea who you people are talking about. Hemorroids, this thread sucks.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 27, 2006, 09:13:25 PM
Not only is he white, he probably thinks you steal from him. He also does a lot of commentary on the NFL network. Hope this helps.
I know he does commentary on the NFL Network - that's how I know he exists. Thanks for the effort, though! :) And unfortunately, I've never been in the same room as Mayock, so hopefully he'd think of me as innocent at least until I get into the same Zip Code.
And maybe I'd like to steal
him. I just need a plan to divert the eyes of the NFL Network employees.
And he's white? Man, all this time I thought he was biracial with "good hair". I wonder if he likes darker people with "nappy" hair?
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 27, 2006, 08:57:07 PM
He's white, and that's all I need to know to know I hate him.
You can get away with saying that here?
Quote from: Beermonkey on February 27, 2006, 10:26:23 PM
His Adultfriendfinder.com screen name is "nicehardckinu". He loves the ocean but is afraid of the water. He respects his mother but fantasizes about murdering her incessantly. He once hired a prostitute, only to find halfway through that it was a man...he let him continue. When no one is around, he likes to sing showtunes. That should cover what I know.
Now
this is what I was looking for. :D Stuff you can't find on Google. I'm going to holla at him on Adultfriendfinder later. Thanks!
Anyone know of any other Mayock Internet screen names?
Quote from: Crossroids on February 27, 2006, 11:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 27, 2006, 08:57:07 PM
He's white, and that's all I need to know to know I hate him.
You can get away with saying that here?
Uh, yeah. This message board is just a clever front for the Black Panthers. Kill Whitey!
Quote from: Diomedes on February 27, 2006, 10:56:58 PM
I have no idea who you people are talking about. Hemorroids, this thread sucks.
Well then bye-bye,
Diobolical. ::) There are plenty of other threads in which to nest if you're not interested and/or knowledgeable about this subject.
Ha! That's a first.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 27, 2006, 11:05:43 PM
Uh, yeah. This message board is just a clever front for the Black Panthers. Kill Whitey!
Wow - now why didn't I pick up on this? Next you'll be telling me that the Eagles are really the Nation of Islam, as evidenced by the bow-tie wearing Dhani Jones. LOL
(You people are insane :-D )
Quote from: Crossroids on February 27, 2006, 11:14:37 PM
(You people are insane :-D )
Coming from you, I guess that means we're relatively normal.
Quote from: Dirty Waters on February 27, 2006, 10:31:08 PM
I had his dad for math in third form ( 8th grade)
Are you from Canada? I don't think I've ever heard "third form" in reference to any American school.
Did Dad ever talk about his son?
This is farging bizarre.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 27, 2006, 11:18:49 PM
This is farging bizarre.
What isn't around here? Stop pretending like this place is normal or something.
Anyway, back to the subject at hand (like I said, you can go bye-bye if you're not in a Mayock frame-of-mind)...
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 27, 2006, 11:17:47 PM
Coming from you, I guess that means we're relatively normal.
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, dude.
Whatever it takes.
One time one of those guys in suits and bowties tried to sell me a pie while he was standing on a corner and we were at a red light. Crazy bowtie molesters!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 27, 2006, 11:26:48 PM
One time one of those guys in suits and bowties tried to sell me a pie while he was standing on a corner and we were at a red light. Crazy bowtie molesters!
You should have bought one. Those pies are good.
I'm sure the Linc sells them somewhere though...just gotta know where to look.
Chuck Norris hates this thread and is coming for you. All of you.
Quote from: Crossroids on February 27, 2006, 11:25:53 PM
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, dude.
Whatever it takes.
I feel good knowing I got off the Freddie bandwagon as it derailed, instead of going ahead and staying on it until it exploded into little bits while molesting rabid squirrels and chewing its own feces like laffy taffy.
Laffy taffy. Mmmmmmmmm. :drool
anyone who can rock a slurr like he does and not coagulate visible pockets of spit in the corner of his lips gets props from me
he definitely has a metal plate on the roof of his mouth
:splat