I was driving on i-95 when some guy driving recklessly pulls in front of me almost causing an accident. Then he starts going slow so I blow by him in the next lane. He gives me the finger and I just keep driving. Then he gets behind me and starts riding my bumper and puts his high beams on. I ignore it and my exit was coming up. As I got off it looked like he was going to keep going but he made a sharp swerve to follow me out. At the next light he tells me to get out of the car. I could've beaten this guy in a fight unless he knew some major martial arts or something, but there is no need to fight, I don't fight unless I absolutely need to, so I ignored him. A few lights later with him still behind me, as I pull up to the light he pulls behind me and boxes me in a couple other cars around me.
I look behind me and he comes out of his car with a gun and comes up to the window and tells me to get out of the car, and flashes his gun in his hand. I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun. Anyway I ignored it until the light changed and I got out of there. He spit at my car as I drove off. He didn't shoot at me, but he very well easily could have, and I'm lucky I guess.
this is what happens when people from the south infultrate our peaceful northern region.
Sorry man, if I had known it was you I would have gone a little easier. I was having a bad day and it's Friday.
What an idiot. People like that should be eliminated.
If you really get him mad he might flagellate himself though.
That's a pretty terrifying commute home right there.
Quote from: Phanatic on February 24, 2006, 06:22:47 PM
What an idiot. People like that should be eliminated.
Agreed.
Honestly, what kept him from pulling the trigger? Maybe he would have if it weren't for the other cars that were there to witness it. What if it had been an empty street? You are one lucky muthafugga!
I take it you didn't get the tag? If you did, PM The Wacko Kid, who is a pig, and he'll run the numbers. Once we know who the guy is, we'll round up a :CF posse and pay the punk a visit.
Baseball bats and stern looks from everyone!
Quote from: The Waco Kid on February 24, 2006, 07:26:55 PM
Honestly, what kept him from pulling the trigger? Maybe he would have if it weren't for the other cars that were there to witness it. What if it had been an empty street? You are one lucky muthafugga!
It could've been that, but my guess is he really didn't have any intent to shoot. He was just trying to be a hard ass and show off that he had a gun, and try to scare me, which made him feel tough.
The funny part about this, is he looked a lot like Dhani Jones. I think I just opened a flood gate of jokes with that comment though. :-D
I've got an old full-size black van with spray painted windows parked out front. I could drive it up over the weekend for the CF guys to pile in to go find the guy. I also have an large amount of ski masks and baseball bats.
:paranoid
how did you almost get killed when you werent even injured
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 24, 2006, 08:03:04 PM
how did you almost get killed when you werent even injured
You're a dumb boy, Billy.
r-o-k?
Yeah?
r-o-C-k!!
Oh, the C is silent!
Quote from: rjs246 on February 24, 2006, 07:33:36 PM
Baseball bats and stern looks from everyone!
PM me too. I'll make really degrading Photoshops of him & get him in a huff.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 24, 2006, 07:46:21 PM
I've got an old full-size black van with spray painted windows parked out front. I could drive it up over the weekend for the CF guys to pile in to go find the guy. I also have an large amount of ski masks and baseball bats.
We could paint some red stripes on the van and put a red spoiler on the back and be The A-Team!
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun.
no you didn't
Troll.
I'm only a pig for like 8 more days...so if you got a tag..you better tell me now.
You're one sensitive bastich. So does that mean you're a teacher in 9 days? What was it again? You're gonna teach kids how to follow the leader?
i want to farg your signature
:-D @ mussa
Sasha Cohen is a bit skeletal for my tastes...but, that sig picture is about as good as I've seen her look. Nice bit of photography. :yay
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 24, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun.
no you didn't
Of course he did... it just sounded a lot more like, "Oh shtein! Please... please... please, Don't shoot me! Don't shoot meee!"
Of course he did. You say things like that when you're scared, or when someone is doing something ridiculous. He wasn't being macho, it's just what came out.
Duh.
It wasn't being macho at all. If I wanted to be a tough guy, I would've gotten out of the car like an idiot and tried to fight him, and gotten shot.
But when a guy approaches my window and says yeah what now bitch, get out of the car, I wanted to say something to buy time until the light changed. I wasn't exactly playing out every scenario in my head when something happens like that. I was just thinking of a way to make him put his gun away. I figured if I just ignored him he would've gotten annoyed and possibly started firing. So I said what I said thinking that maybe he'll put the gun down and say something like I don't need this shtein I'll kick your ass without it.
Maybe what I said was stupid, I don't know. I just got the feeling that if I completely ignored him he would've went off so I said something.
Philly Forever, if this ever happens again I want you to think to yourself What would Jack Bauer do?
I asked myself that earlier today. If it were Jack, when the guy gets in his car ready to go onto i-95, Jack would be sitting in his back seat. The guy would be like, what the hell, who are you? Jack would then say, you are the guy who is going to pull a gun on me in the next hour or so. So I'm going to have to take that gun from you.
If only I could see the future like Jack, this whole thing never would've happened.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 24, 2006, 10:25:22 PM
You're one sensitive bastich. So does that mean you're a teacher in 9 days? What was it again? You're gonna teach kids how to follow the leader?
I'm taking off for the remainder of this school year and will start fresh in the fall. So i have a nice six month vacation ahead to build an expansion on my home finally.
That's right...i'm gonna teach high school kids how to play ring around the rosie.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on February 25, 2006, 05:10:31 PM
Philly Forever, if this ever happens again I want you to think to yourself What would Jack Bauer do?
No, what would Chuck Norris do.
If you were Norris material, you woulda got out and round house kicked that punk ass to the street and then stomped him.
The quality of your posts in this thread has decreased steadily since your first one, Wacko. And no, that's not a back-handed compliment. Cease and desist.
this just in....the chuck norris/jack bauer jokes were played out weeks ago.
stop it.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 25, 2006, 10:18:49 PM
The quality of your posts in this thread has decreased steadily since your first one, Wacko. And no, that's not a back-handed compliment. Cease and desist.
Eat my ass New York monkey!!
Is that any better?
Nope.
It really is a pleasure disliking you, I must say. I hope the feeling is mutual.
the chuck norris/jack bauer jokes were played out weeks ago.
they were never in...effin whitey disgusts me
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on February 25, 2006, 02:30:19 PM
:-D @ mussa
Sasha Cohen is a bit skeletal for my tastes...but, that sig picture is about as good as I've seen her look. Nice bit of photography. :yay
yea agreed! i think the reflection makes her look half normal in size. never thought of her attractive until i saw that pic. well lets be honest, she doing a god damn split
Sasha Cohen looks like she'd bleed if you farged her.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 25, 2006, 11:15:00 PM
Sasha Cohen looks like she'd bleed if you farged her.
C'mon. Like that would be a
bad thing.
(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4172/sashacohen24mo.png)
I think she looks hot there and her olympic photo on the olympics page is hot too.
I think she looks like a child.
shes a disgustingly skinny eastern european looking white american chick...if i saw her drunk she might crack the top ten best looking chicks in the bar that particular night and id probably toss some penis butter her way...but theres no way in hell she should be getting her pic oogled at on an internet message board
She's more cute than she is hot. You gotta dig cute girls I guess.
I love you Diomedes!! You rule man!