Some of you may remember what could possibly be the best online purchase ever:
(http://images.marketworks.com/hi/64/64372/smoking_donkey2.jpg)
Well not being able to stand idly by while my donkey gets raped by cheap motherfargers who "quit" smoking, I just purchased some cigarette loads(http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes/cigarette_loads.jpg) to deter any further thievery.
Each cigarette in the donkey is double loaded so hilarity will undoubtedly ensue.
ha. that should make for some good times. Now you just need a hidden video camera to capture the insanity.
So the Donkey's coffin nails were just for you?
Cheap bastich!