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Title: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Tomahawk on February 20, 2006, 09:31:49 PM

I'm not as amazed that a sixty-two year old lady can give birth as I am

A) This is purported to be a real person
2) Some douchebag hit this:

(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/net/20060220/capt.556f64280b28db125f0e750e568d4937.pjpeg?x=180&y=136&sig=VfYlFddMpo0MGewp18AU6Q--)

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: LBIggle on February 20, 2006, 09:33:31 PM

rjs' mud butt came along with another little surprise.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2006, 09:34:14 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 20, 2006, 09:31:49 PM

2) Some douchebag hit this:

It was this guy.

(http://www.tvacres.com/images/lurch_butler3a.jpg)

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 20, 2006, 09:37:13 PM

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/Bobberton/hititgif.gif)

Seriously though, that is farging disturbing on so many levels.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Rome on February 20, 2006, 09:47:52 PM

That is one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen.

Good God... she looks like one of the Nazi's in Raiders of the Lost Ark just before their faces melted after they opened the Ark of the Covenant.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 20, 2006, 09:51:31 PM

Looks like she might resemble that winner who latched onto you when you were in Philly, THawk. Are you the father?

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Tomahawk on February 20, 2006, 09:57:55 PM

I thought I recognized her! Glad I went to whatever part of the city she kept farging asking me to go to. Where was that, Mr. or Mrs. PhillyGirl?

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 20, 2006, 10:06:26 PM

:-D

MURP filled me in on how she was sweatin your nuts in that bar. Did you take her back to your room?

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Rome on February 20, 2006, 10:10:28 PM

What happens in Philly stays in Philly.

:-X

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Tomahawk on February 20, 2006, 11:00:24 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 20, 2006, 10:06:26 PM
:-D

MURP filled me in on how she was sweatin your nuts in that bar. Did you take her back to your room?

HELL NO!

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: General_Failure on February 20, 2006, 11:02:01 PM

So you went to her place.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:37:23 PM

Holy shtein. Kill it! Kill it!

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 20, 2006, 11:39:34 PM

After looking at the picture a second time and beating it a second time, I am wondering if that beast is in labor when that picture was taken. If she is, I may beat it again.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Rome on February 20, 2006, 11:41:17 PM

Okay... the whole "let's post in a really small font" thing was funny about three years ago.

Knock that shtein off already.

Thanks.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: General_Failure on February 20, 2006, 11:41:26 PM

Holy hell, Terry Shiavo's corpse came back and had a baby.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:41:29 PM

I feel like I should be deeply disturbed at that, PPDC... instead I'm just laughing. A lot.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 20, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
Okay... the whole "let's post in a really small font" thing was funny about three years ago.

Knock that shtein off already.

Thanks.

Shut up mister I'm too good to get really drunk on a monday night and then post on a message board.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 20, 2006, 11:44:37 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on February 20, 2006, 11:41:26 PM
Holy hell, Terry Shiavo's corpse came back and had a baby.

Now that you mention it, it kind of looks like a zesty animatronic Terry Schiavo that's driven/pushed around to scare kids. To scare adults, it pops out babies.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2006, 11:45:13 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 20, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
Okay... the whole "let's post in a really small font" thing was funny about three years ago.

Knock that shtein off already.

Thanks.

You're welcomeAss.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:46:10 PM

I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that the Terry Schiavo thread from last year was one of the funniest farging thigns I've ever read.

And no, I'm not going to link to it you lazy sacks of shtein.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: NGM on February 20, 2006, 11:47:48 PM

Terry Schiavo plus that weird retarded hermaphrodite bunny dancer video person that was posted on here awhile back.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 20, 2006, 11:48:31 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:46:10 PM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that the Terry Schiavo thread from last year was one of the funniest farging thigns I've ever read.

And no, I'm not going to link to it you lazy sacks of shtein.

I'll post the link, but in very small font.http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=14822.0

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2006, 11:48:42 PM

Here's some good old fashioned brain damaged drooling retard fun. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=14822.0)

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2006, 11:50:13 PM

Damn you to hell PPDC. But kudos for posting the link in really small font. Well played.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: MURP on February 21, 2006, 10:32:32 AM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 20, 2006, 11:00:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 20, 2006, 10:06:26 PM
:-D

MURP filled me in on how she was sweatin your nuts in that bar. Did you take her back to your room?

HELL NO!

:-D

this chick (more like dude) comes up to Thawk and starts saying how she hasnt been out of her house in Manyunk in like 10 years. Her pick up line to Thawk was: " hey you smoke Camel cigs too! Did you buy 1 get 1 free?"

lmao.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 21, 2006, 10:43:05 AM

That more than anything should've convinced you to stop smoking.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Tomahawk on February 21, 2006, 10:50:30 AM

Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 21, 2006, 10:43:05 AM
That more than anything should've convinced you to stop smoking.

Buy one get one free is a GREAT deal.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 21, 2006, 10:52:01 AM

The scene was so funny, but so embarrassingly funny (for Thawk) that I almost couldn't watch. I kept turning my head away, only to turn around and peek....like a bad car accident.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Rome on February 21, 2006, 10:52:32 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 20, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
Okay... the whole "let's post in a really small font" thing was funny about three years ago.

Knock that shtein off already.

Thanks.

Shut up mister I'm too good to get really drunk on a monday night and then post on a message board.

:-D

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: phattymatty on February 21, 2006, 11:12:32 AM

best thread title ever.

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: mussa on February 21, 2006, 11:17:31 AM

i was just going to say that phatty :-D

Title: Re: Old Slut Gives Birth
Post by: Tomahawk on February 21, 2006, 11:20:38 AM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 21, 2006, 10:52:01 AM
The scene was so funny, but so embarrassingly funny (for Thawk) that I almost couldn't watch. I kept turning my head away, only to turn around and peek....like a bad car accident.

I found no humor in it at all. I was flattered.

ConcreteBoard

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