So I was at this strip club the other week, and I offer this one chick $50 for some "release", and she said no.
I think I was being discriminated against because I am a 30-something average looking married man.
Anyone else had this problem?
How degrading. How did that make you feel?
Quote from: Diomedes on February 16, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
How degrading. How did that make you feel?
How did it make
you feel to ask him that?
Quote from: Diomedes on February 16, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
How degrading. How did that make you feel?
Terrible...like MY money wasn't good enough. ::)
I am emotionally scarred for, well, not life, but for awhile.
The strippers pay me to rub up on my johnson. I'm dead sexy.
Do they let your wear the fireman hat?
One time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.
Quote from: Butchers Bill on February 16, 2006, 02:45:52 PM
So I was at this strip club the other week, and I offer this one chick $50 for some "release", and she said no.
I think I was being discriminated against because I am a 30-something average looking married man.
Anyone else had this problem?
do you have this happen to you every establishment you go in to?
if so, you may want to seek some kind of therapy. or you can buy a :CF t-shirt.
QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.
and you had man yogurt in your zubas
Quote from: Wingspan on February 16, 2006, 02:51:26 PM
do you have this happen to you every establishment you go in to?
No. It usually goes over pretty well at the local Wal-Mart.
well you're fine then
Greeters need money too.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 16, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.
and you had man yogurt in your zubas
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I get discriminated against in strip clubs all the time because I'm too good looking.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 16, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.
and you had man yogurt in your zubas
Don't make light of my condition. You just don't want to deal with this issue, right? You bigot. I'm taking my man-goo problems to the Giants message board.
They'll welcome you and your baby batter with open ... arms?
My buddies and I ran an experiment once. How much money does it take to get four strippers to spend three hours with you in a VIP room while getting yourselves and the strippers so drunk that they can't stand?
$1500 was our answer. I think it was worth it.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 16, 2006, 02:57:37 PM
My buddies and I ran an experiment once. How much money does it take to get four strippers to spend three hours with you in a VIP room while getting yourselves and the strippers so drunk that they can't stand?
$1500 was our answer. I think it was worth it.
I think you been cheated!
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The best of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass
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And wound up as a brown stain
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On the matress
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last time i was at a strip club, i kept telling the strippers i was nervous about getting a lap dance when they came up to me. not only does it make them aggressive, but then talk to you and touch you more than they usually would. after about 10 different girls came up to me, i got a free one out of pity. it totally works. there's one stripper in the bunch who is bound to be a giver. and she wasn't ugly. haha. stupid strippers. :-D
Ha. Good form, mussa. Good form, indeed.
I don't pay for lapdances in strip clubs. I just find a seat next to the guy with a pocket full of 20's and enjoy the show.
pervert.
True. But it's mostly because I'm cheap.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 10:38:10 PM
True. But it's mostly because I'm cheap.
Cheap pervert.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 04:41:29 PM
I don't pay for lapdances in strip clubs. I just find a seat next to the guy with a pocket full of 20's and enjoy the show.
Send me your address and promise you will buy a lapdance and I'll send you a 20. You guys who serve deserve a thanks. What better way to say thanks than to buy a brother a dance.
Yeah, like I'm really going to give my address to a guy who calls himself "stalker". You can have my email address and paypal me. ;D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 11:04:45 PM
Yeah, like I'm really going to give my address to a guy who calls himself "stalker". You can have my email address and paypal me. ;D
I am known by many names; Stalker, Satan, Lucifer among others.
If you promise to buy a dance, you will have a 20 from me.
How many personas does stillupfront need?
You gotta remember that his mom has a couple herself.
Schizophrenic trick.
Geez, I haven't been to a strip club in a couple of years. It was fun when I was younger, but it just seems like a cheesy waste of money these days.
Last time I went to a strip club in Philly, I was at Delilah's....what a farging mess. It was my bachelor party, I was totally wrecked and it was our last stop. We had a special section upstairs, and the bottle girls were loading me up with booze. My brother requested this SMOKING hot stipper to come over to give me a lap dance. But this bodyguard dude said she didn't do lapdances. Well, my brother gave her enough money to make an exception.
So, she comes over and starts doing her thing, grinding getting really close. But I'm starting to feel very not well, so I tell her to back off....she doesn't, laughs it off and turns to put her chest in my face. Bad move. Next thing I know I have this projectile vomiting all over her tits. Everything after that is sort of a blur.
I'm pretty sure we got kicked out...and that hurt my feelings, too. It's like I'm stereotyped just for a little tit puking...and that makes me sad.
Hot stripper boobs in your face and you puke.
Say it with me now.........
GAY!
Yeah? Man, the wife's gonna be pissed when she finds out. But I'm glad you cleared that up for me.
I'm here to help. :)
Well, sure. Being a gay dude, it's in your best interest to convert as many people as possible to improve your odds.
I, for one, thinks its farging awesome that you yacked on a stripper's moneybags. Well played.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 17, 2006, 09:13:33 AM
I, for one, thinks its farging awesome that you yacked on a stripper's moneybags. Well played.
Oh, you would have loved it. It wasn't like a little dribble. It was about 8-hours worth of booze, greasy D&B grub, and Geno's cheesesteaks in a technicolor fury. Sadly, I'm a little proud of it.
"Face it Flounder; you threw up ON Dean Wormer."
One time me and my boys were at this all nude joint in Austin (Showpalace) and for some reason they had this old ugly ass broad with like 4 teeth there. Every girl was HOT except for this one. So when one of my boys got up to use the can we called this toothless wonder over and gave her $40 so she'd give him a dance when he came back. She then let us know for $20 more she'd make a wax mold of her kitty for him. So we forked over 20 more and told her to beat it until he came back and sat down and to "surprise" him.
So she comes over after a few minutes go by and starts rubbing up all over him. He has this look onhis face that was priceless because he was ripping her a few minutes earlier.
She then gives him his dance and as she's finishing she picks up the candle and douses her area with wax. Stays sitting on his lap wih her legs behind her head for about 2 minutes and rips off this mold and gives it to him with a kiss.
He tried to be slick and leave it on the table as we left. But my other buddy picked it up and kept it. On the way home I bought one of those cheap ass toy necklaces from the gas station and we slung it around his neck when he fell asleep.
:-D @ phreak and Zanny
Boooooooooooooooo! (http://www.local6.com/news/7138193/detail.html)
We drove by there last night and I slowed down to see what was happening.
A bunch of old blue hairs gave me the thumbs-up sign, and in return, I gave them the Loser sign back.
:-D
Boorish & provincial puritans can kiss my grundle.
QuoteWe drove by there last night and I slowed down to see what was happening.
You're the kind of driver that inspires people to kill.
http://www.local6.com/education/7151219/detail.html
But the goat sex hazing ritual, on the other hand, is farging hilarious.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 17, 2006, 01:21:34 PM
QuoteWe drove by there last night and I slowed down to see what was happening.
You're the kind of driver that inspires people to kill.
It was either slow down or plow through the cop who was standing in the middle of the highway directing traffic.
But yeah, I see your point.
So you could have kept traffic moving AND plowed over a pig? You made the wrong choice, sir.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 17, 2006, 02:11:28 PM
So you could have kept traffic moving AND plowed over a pig? You made the wrong choice, sir.
You forgot to switch accounts before posting again,
Dio.