Read the farging reviews too. Classic. :yay
(http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00028XKKM/104-7553707-3869556)
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Five stars for my star stretcher., January 30, 2006
A Kid's Review
The only additions I would have added were class rings and a Rolex!
You can't tell me what to do.
How long before a review is added from hbionic?
QuoteIts a real kick in the A**, January 25, 2006
Reviewer: Richard Hard (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
I love mine - too bad I can't get it out though.
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QuoteBrandy Young gives it 5 fists up!(your butt), January 7, 2006
Reviewer: James Beverly Slade (Big Bone Lick, Oklahoma) - See all my reviews
After a hard day at work doing sudoku puzzles, this little number really does the trick, and it can be used as a baseball bat in a pinch. Other than that, though, you pretty much just stick this giant fake fist up your ass for an indeterminate amount of time, apparently.
QuoteThe Turdminator, December 29, 2005
Reviewer: assman4563 (australia) - See all my reviews
Great for those nights when the wife gets a bit lippy. 6 or 7 firm whacks across the mouth with this superb tool, and the silence is golden. Then there's the makeup sex afterwards....
one of those is underneath my living room couch.
seriously.
He's not kidding.
I like to keep this on the dashboard of my car so when I pick a date up she knows I mean business. If they don't run screaming when they see it....you know you got a keeper!
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