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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 10, 2006, 08:46:03 AM

Title: Gillette Fusion
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 10, 2006, 08:46:03 AM
If you shave with a non-electric... run, don't walk, to buy this.  It leaves the Mach 3 and the Quattro in the dust.  And if you are worried about the refills being more expensive, don't worry about it.  They last longer than other razors' blades, so you really aren't paying more out of pocket.

It's like butter.  that is incredibly accurate.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 08:49:49 AM
you wanna be treated right...see father mc....or check ralph tresvant...for sensativity.....see i am not the one...i got more game than parker brothers...tha fusion might be nice but IGY is smooth like butter....
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2006, 08:52:26 AM
I'm holding out for a razor with 17 blades and a built-in blowjob machine.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 08:52:48 AM
The single blade on the back side for cutting in lines is reason enough to buy one, I reckon.  I won't make the switch until I've used all my expensive cartridges up on the mach 700 or whatever it's called.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 10, 2006, 08:55:48 AM
I'm like rjs.

I want to buy the one that comes out where I can shave, cut the BBQ, commit murder and then slice a tomato without any problems.

Where's Ron Popeil when you need him?
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 10, 2006, 09:02:25 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 08:52:48 AM
The single blade on the back side for cutting in lines is reason enough to buy one, I reckon.  I won't make the switch until I've used all my expensive cartridges up on the mach 700 or whatever it's called.

Yes, it is extremely handy on the sideburns.  I only had two cartridges left for my Quattro, so I'll use them up by shaving the back of my neck and my scrotes.  Sexay.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Wingspan on February 10, 2006, 09:05:00 AM
i just threw out some 4 blader because it felt like i was shaving my face off. i dont even remember what it was.

when did we start needing so many choices for shaving?
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Butchers Bill on February 10, 2006, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 08:52:48 AM
The single blade on the back side for cutting in lines is reason enough to buy one, I reckon.  I won't make the switch until I've used all my expensive cartridges up on the mach 700 or whatever it's called.

Same here.  Got one of those huge packages of replacements over the holidays and that should last me until April or May.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Rome on February 10, 2006, 09:46:58 AM
I got a freebie in the mail the other day and the thing is unreal.  You don't even have to shave against the grain to get it to give you a smooth shave.

F'n unreal. 
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Mad-Lad on February 10, 2006, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 10, 2006, 09:02:25 AM
Yes, it is extremely handy on the sideburns.  I only had two cartridges left for my Quattro, so I'll use them up by shaving the back of my neck and my scrotes.  Sexay.

why are you referring to more than one?
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Beermonkey on February 10, 2006, 09:50:45 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on February 10, 2006, 09:05:00 AM
i just threw out some 4 blader because it felt like i was shaving my face off. i dont even remember what it was.

when did we start needing so many choices for shaving?

My wife threw a Schick Quattro Power in my stocking for Xmas & it leaves me unimpressed. It's 4 times the irritation of hairs being ripped from my face with the added distraction of a vibrating handle.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Zanshin on February 10, 2006, 09:53:11 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on February 10, 2006, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 10, 2006, 09:02:25 AM
Yes, it is extremely handy on the sideburns. I only had two cartridges left for my Quattro, so I'll use them up by shaving the back of my neck and my scrotes. Sexay.

why are you referring to more than one?

He means for him and his "wife."
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Zanshin on February 10, 2006, 09:54:41 AM
There are a zillion options out there, and I don't much care.  These days I'm using a Quatro that they sent me for free.  and before that I had some three blade thing...that they sent me for free.  So, I guess I prefer free razors.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: SunMo on February 10, 2006, 10:01:39 AM
how do i get a free one?  i try it then.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 10, 2006, 10:02:36 AM
Do they make a toy kind so that MDS can feel like a "big boy?"
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2006, 08:52:26 AM
I'm holding out for a razor with 17 blades and a built-in blowjob machine.
Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 10, 2006, 10:28:02 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on February 10, 2006, 09:53:11 AM
He means for him and his "wife."

Oooohhh... I just got BVRN3D!
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
Quote from: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM
Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.

once you get your first blowjob you'll think differently.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: MURP on February 10, 2006, 10:33:39 AM
(http://www.knifeman.co.uk/images/brmetalrazor1_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 10:35:06 AM
are you saying i can now get a shave with my blumpkin
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Rome on February 10, 2006, 10:39:28 AM
Interesting way of telling FF to kill himself, MURP.

:yay
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Zanshin on February 10, 2006, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 10, 2006, 10:01:39 AM
how do i get a free one? i try it then.

Sometimes I get e-mails about them, other times they'll just send them in the mail, othertimes I find it on a website (like www.cheapstingybastich.com). 

lol...the filter f'd up the link, but you get the idea.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: mussa on February 10, 2006, 11:45:23 AM
im not sure which on i have, but the farger goes dull like that.  plus i have one spot on my neck that i sometimes get shave burn on, fargin irra-tainting. i should prob look into the new one. i can't use electric shavers.  they rip my shtein all up. 
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 11:48:54 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
Quote from: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM
Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.

once you get your first blowjob you'll think differently.
You must be one of those guys that likes meathooks and shtein.
The thought of being Bobbitized does nothing for me.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 12:59:09 PM
you're in the clear, you can't got bobbitized unless you actually have a penis that protrudes outward.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on February 10, 2006, 01:21:14 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on February 10, 2006, 09:05:00 AMwhen did we start needing so many choices for shaving?

Since they invented marketing!

Quote
Simpson: Good. Well I have this large quantity of string, a hundred and twenty-two thousand miles of it to be exact, which I inherited, and I thought if I advertised it--

Wapcaplet: Of course! A national campaign. Useful stuff, string, no trouble there.

Simpson: Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and twenty-two thousand miles is in three inch lengths. So it's not very useful.

Wapcaplet: Well, that's our selling point! "SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!"

Simpson: What?

Wapcaplet: "THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!"
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 04:11:20 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 12:59:09 PM
you're in the clear, you can't got bobbitized unless you actually have a penis that protrudes outward.
You talking about my penis is a little gay.  Just so you know.
Title: Re: Gillette Fusion
Post by: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 04:12:59 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.