A barber butchered my haircut. I don't know what the heck he gave me, but it certainly wasn't what I asked for. Then when I asked him if he could fix it, and asked quite nicely I might add. He got angry and after some yelling back and forth I ended up leaving the place without paying him. I'm going to have to go to another place to get this fixed tomorrow.
I've been going to this barber for about 2 years since my other one closed up because the barber retired.
A barber should know what 1, 2, and 3 clips are. First time in my life I ever got a haircut butchered but it was bound to happen some time.
Anyone else ever get their hair butchered at least once?
How old are you? I had my hair butchered at least 10 times before I was out of high school.
I use baby wipes every single time I take a shtein. And when there aren't any around I feel nervous and panicky.
24.
I guess I'm lucky.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 07:51:31 PM
I use baby wipes every single time I take a shtein. And when there aren't any around I feel nervous and panicky.
I think I just got p\/\/nt... although, I am not ashamed of having a clean bunghole. That way, I'm ready for the Eagles off-season every year, when the FO bends all the fans over and gives it to us hard.
I shave my head, have since I was 16. Bought a pair of clippers once and that was that.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 09, 2006, 07:54:23 PM
I think I just got p\/\/nt...
Dude I was talking about myself. You could eat off of my ass after I'm done shteinting. How many people can say THAT?
Just that homeless guy from when you were in college.
I was really expecting this to be a "got laid for the first time" thread. I had popcorn ready for a nights worth of insults from the previous three posters. AKA The Axis of AHole's. I guess I will go play PS 2 or something.
That's enough out of you, Little Miss Muffin Ass.
Quote from: NGM on February 09, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
... from the previous three posters. AKA The Axis of AHole's...
I'm just glad someone is paying attention.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 09, 2006, 07:54:23 PM
I think I just got p\/\/nt...
Dude I was talking about myself. You could eat off of my ass after I'm done shteinting. How many people can say THAT?
I'm freaked out that we have that in common. I hate you with a new zeal now.
Yeah I can't claim to be comfortable with it either. Let's never speak of this again.
Let's go Flyers.
What are they teaching you freaks up at Penn State?
How to properly avoid a reaking ass after drinking more beer and eating more wings than previously thought possible.
Plus, I prefer a lady's funholes to smell fresh if my face is going to be anywhere near them, it's fair of her to expect the same. Especially since without the wipes, 'fresh' isn't exactly what I would describe my ass as.
Go Flyers.
Ever have a Burrito from TJ (Tijuana) at 4 AM. I had the shteins so bad for a week that I almost checked myself into the ER.
Viva La' Mexico!
Couldn't get there before the next explosion?
Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 09:26:48 PM
Couldn't get there before the next explosion?
I did a lot of running around while clinching my buttcheeks.
Sort of similar to what we had to do when the Marines came onboard.
Damn this topic got raped.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2006, 08:16:06 PM
That's enough out of you, Little Miss Muffin Ass.
Remind me to never make a real life enemy out of you, since you farging remember everything.
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 09, 2006, 09:41:17 PM
Damn this topic got raped.
It's more the rule than the exception.
i hated to go to the barber, so i grew long hair. then i got to college and started shaving my head, i still cut my own hair. no attachments. right to the skizzle, my nizzle. holler
Quote from: NGM on February 09, 2006, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2006, 08:16:06 PM
That's enough out of you, Little Miss Muffin Ass.
Remind me to never make a real life enemy out of you, since you farging remember everything.
Wait a second. We got
TWO broads on this message board?
Yep, MDS and SheEagle. :paranoid
dude, there are three, you forgot mrs. roll-the-eyes ::)
I don't think he forgot her on purpose, smart guy.
I had my hair farged up good twice.
The first time I let my Mom cut it when I was like 9 years old and I looked like that kid in the O\/\/n3d pics with the chunk of hair missing from his head. She never cut it again.
Then when we were in Ft. Riley I went to the post barber shop at the PX and some new chick was cutting my hair and she only had the vaccuum thing turned on but not the clippers so she was ripping hair from my head. Dumb bitch.
I do miss my barbershop in Texas though. $5 for a little Korean lady to cut it and give a massage afterwards. No, it wasn't one of those "sucky sucky" joints.
my shtein got busted numerous times...but i didnt care cause my flobie could fix anything
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 08:42:57 AM
my shtein got busted numerous times...but i didnt care cause my flobie could fix anything
The Flowbie is awesome but they really should have put a warning or something on it saying not to use it on your privates. Especially if you've got a powerful vacuum.
Quote from: NGM on February 09, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
I was really expecting this to be a "got laid for the first time" thread. I had popcorn ready for a nights worth of insults from the previous three posters. AKA The Axis of AHole's. I guess I will go play PS 2 or something.
Post of the 1st Qtr.