So I'll just come right out and say it, these farging middle-eastern whack jobs need to be napalmed. Actually, let me clarify. Religious zealots of all types need to be summarily brained with a hammer.
Seriously, throw them in an oven, set it to 'self-clean' and let the fargers burn. Someone published a cartoon that offended them and now they are threatening to shell embassies, burning mission headquarters, rioting and childishly trying to one-up the Danes by having a Holocaust cartoon contest? That seems like a reasonable reaction, no?
Why are religious zealots always so prepared to kill and die over the smallest thing? Isn't the foundation of religion supposed to be faith and hope and understanding? And yet for centuries religion has been the basis of death and genocide. Killing somone because they made fun of something is insane beyond belief. (Not to mention that I would have been murdered a 1000 times over by now since basically all I do is make fun of stuff.)
That's all. I doubt I'll get any arguments since its fairly obvious that anyone willing to die and kill over some made-up mumbo jumbo that may or may not have been written by raging alcoholics and lunatics several thousand years ago is farging crazy, but I wanted to vent. Eat shtein.
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Now there's a message I can get behind.
Couldn't agree more. Extremes suck. Whoo hoo...let's kill over a farging cartoon.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 08, 2006, 08:12:34 PM
I would have been murdered a 1000 times over by now since basically all I do is make fun of stuff.
Your math blows. You average 8 posts a day here, and all you do is make fun of stuff. Surely you don't do that just here, but to be fair we'll say you do it a total of 12 times a day. That means you should have been killed 109584 times by now.
Argument number 1 (reasonable): A person can only be murdered once, dummyface.
Argument number 2 (less reasonable): You are discounting how difficult it is to actually kill me. My verbal barbs are quite a defense. Especially against bullets and stabby things. Luckily my hundreds of thousands of enemies haven't discovered my only weakness. Vice of any kind.
I think that you really are gonna have to choke a bitch.
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Bravo rjs, BRAVO! :yay
See, this is what happens when everyone believes in God and religion.
I despise Ahmadinejad. That being said, the Holocaust cartoon contest was farging inspired. If/when they go through with this, it will indeed be interesting if French and Danish papers dare to display them.
You wanna claim a free press, it cuts both ways.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 09, 2006, 08:16:59 AM
I despise Ahmadinejad. That being said, the Holocaust cartoon contest was farging inspired. If/when they go through with this, it will indeed be interesting if French and Danish papers dare to display them.
You wanna claim a free press, it cuts both ways.
Agreed and double agreed.
The Holocoaust cartoon contest really could have been Great if when it was announced, the paper asked people to stop rioting, and allow their cartoons to answer the Western insult, instead of violence. Of course, they would rather people keep rioting, so they say nothing.
For once I agree with Condosleazy Rice, at least in part: host nations such as Syria have done NOTHING to stop the rioting. It's their responsisbility to keep the peace and protect the amabassadors for whom they are host. But whatever. To expect Syria to behave in a civlized manner is folly.
Quote from: mussa on February 08, 2006, 10:15:13 PM
Bravo rjs, BRAVO! :yay
Yes Bravo.......watching the news on this event makes me sick. Does it not seem that they look for and pick out reasons to attack the "West". This was a dead issue. These cartoons were published in September yet a group of Muslim clerks from Norway took them to a high Muslim priest in the middle east in the past month. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Now thousands of demonstrators throughtout the Middle East are protesting and chanting: ""Death to America, Death to Israel."
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid :boom :boom :boom
Find an alternative fuel and leave them to their own devices. Let them kill each other off over cartoons and virgins.
All you have to do is put up a cartoon website of a certain flavor to start world war III. Seems too easy.
Who the farg wants to sleep with 40 virgins anyway? Maybe 35-36 sluts and 4-5 virgins would be a better ratio. Crying and bleeding aren't my idea of hot sex.
Man I think the guys over there need to get laid, shoot some porn at them. they got all this pent up aggression. PORN BOMBS AWAY!!
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 10:54:05 AM
Who the farg wants to sleep with 40 virgins anyway? Maybe 35-36 sluts and 4-5 virgins would be a better ratio. Crying and bleeding aren't my idea of hot sex.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is The Mayor!
QuoteDutchBird 08:04:50 PM Posting in Offended by something? Why not riot, kill and burn stuff!?.
Nice. I'm waiting with baited breath...
Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 09, 2006, 08:16:59 AM
I despise Ahmadinejad. That being said, the Holocaust cartoon contest was farging inspired. If/when they go through with this, it will indeed be interesting if French and Danish papers dare to display them.
You wanna claim a free press, it cuts both ways.
Except that Holocaust denial, or any Neo-Nazi or racist behaviour is a criminal offense in Europe. So most likely posting these cartoons would be a criminal offense.
What I find ironic though is that a US government has criticized the newspapers for publishing these cartoons (IIRC in fact condemned them), as being insulting etc. etc. etc. And basically sayig they should not have done so. Yet refuses to extradite neo-Nazi's who ship Nazi material to Europe.
Well that was anticlimactic.
No joke. He only said "IIRC" once, and "imho" not at all. I want my Gulden back.
Quote from: DutchBird on February 09, 2006, 08:14:49 PM
Except that Holocaust denial, or any Neo-Nazi or racist behaviour is a criminal offense in Europe. So most likely posting these cartoons would be a criminal offense.
Yup.
Quote from: DutchBird on February 09, 2006, 08:14:49 PMWhat I find ironic though is that a US government has criticized the newspapers for publishing these cartoons (IIRC in fact condemned them), as being insulting etc. etc. etc. And basically sayig they should not have done so. Yet refuses to extradite neo-Nazi's who ship Nazi material to Europe.
There's a difference between the State Department saying that particular speech, while legal, is not productive, and the State Department saying that particular speech is criminal and that people who dare publish such thoughtcrimes should be thrown in jail.
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I don't remember which thread, but I seem to remember Joel at least and perhaps others saying something along the lines of "you don't see Christians rioting..."
But wait a sec...lookie here, what do we have here?
Christians riot, kill. (http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/02/21/nigeria.religion.ap/index.html)
and also here (http://www.localnewsleader.com/elytimes/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=146284).
That's right, the Religion of Love is pissed off, and they're gonna kill anyone who gets in the way. Just like the Religion of Peace.
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Ahh well the Muslims riot over a cartoon and kill and burn Christians so the Christians got all uppity and rioted for the killing and maiming. How dare they!!
Christians have been killing and maiming since their religions inception.
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 21, 2006, 04:34:35 PM
Christians have been killing and maiming since their religions inception.
thats even how the religion started
So some other reglion starts killing and acting like babies, its justified for your religion to start acting like a baby in return? I hope you aren't a parent.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 04:15:09 PM
I don't remember which thread, but I seem to remember Joel at least and perhaps others saying something along the lines of "you don't see Christians rioting..."
But wait a sec...lookie here, what do we have here?
Christians riot, kill. (http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/02/21/nigeria.religion.ap/index.html)
and also here (http://www.localnewsleader.com/elytimes/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=146284).
That's right, the Religion of Love is pissed off, and they're gonna kill anyone who gets in the way. Just like the Religion of Peace.
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QuoteViolence in the southern city of Onitsha appeared to have been sparked by Saturday's killings in the mainly Muslim northern city of Maiduguri, where thousands of Muslims protesting caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed attacked Christians and burned churches.
Yeah they relate Dio, why did they riot? was it due to cartoons, or Christ's image mocked, nope it was because there was 19 Christians killed for just being christians the day before. That probably won't matter to you will it?
Quote from: rjs246 on February 21, 2006, 04:38:51 PM
So some other reglion starts killing and acting like babies, its justified for your religion to start acting like a baby in return? I hope you aren't a parent.
How many countries have had riots over these cartoons? Mostly the riots have been damaging to buildings and property only, except for the morons who got killed by the police. Now these people are going into Churches and killing people just cause they are Christians, you don't see a minor problem with that, other then the Christians response?
Quote from: phillymic2000 on February 21, 2006, 04:42:39 PMThat probably won't matter to you will it?
Nope. They had it comin'. Stupid Christians.
Yep thats what i thought
Oh relax, Dickweed. Clearly, the Christians had a better reason to rampage and kill innocent people.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 04:49:24 PM
Oh, relax dickweed. Clearly, the Christians had a better reason to rampage and kill innocent people.
Nice, I love it when you resort to name calling. I am not saying what the Christians did was justified.
I think we all need to be more ignorant!! Up With Ignorance!!
Nancy, calm down. Tone just doesn't carry across the Internets, does it? I'm ribbing you, Dickweed. If I were truly calling you names, I'd come up with something more appropriate. Like Christian Nazi. :-D
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 04:49:24 PM
Oh relax, Dickweed. Clearly, the Christians had a better reason to rampage and kill innocent people.
you dont know that they didnt ;)
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 04:53:15 PM
Nancy, calm down. Tone just doesn't carry across the Internets, does it? I'm ribbing you, Dickweed. If I were truly calling you names, I'd come up with something more appropriate. Like Christian Nazi. :-D
Plus he didn't make it
bold.
If that was aimed at me I took nothing serious at all... If aimed at someone else carry on.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on February 21, 2006, 04:47:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 21, 2006, 04:38:51 PM
So some other reglion starts killing and acting like babies, its justified for your religion to start acting like a baby in return? I hope you aren't a parent.
How many countries have had riots over these cartoons? Mostly the riots have been damaging to buildings and property only, except for the morons who got killed by the police. Now these people are going into Churches and killing people just cause they are Christians, you don't see a minor problem with that, other then the Christians response?
Yes I see a problem with it, assbag, that's why I started this thread. My point is that playing eye for an eye will end in nuclear war. All because people from nearly identical religions can't get over their miniscule differences. Idiots.
Organized religion sucks. Carry on.
Football is religion and my religion can kick the crap out of yours.
So, what did you do to piss off your football god this year, Sarge? They ought to knock you down to Private for that kind of shoddy worship.
The Football God's smiled on me as they delivered me the Keeper League championship dispite the fact that my lineup had room for guys like Kennison, Pittman, Bettis, Conwell and Brunell.
My football worship is flawless.
QuoteYes I see a problem with it, assbag, that's why I started this thread. My point is that playing eye for an eye will end in nuclear war. All over because people from nearly identical religions can't get over their miniscule differences. Idiots.
I never said the Christians were right in doing what they did and I don't agree with their actions, why can't you see that. I do not think you can throw this incident in with the idiot muslims rioting over a cartoons. The riots were a direct result of attacks on fellow christians for only one reason. But please don't let that stop you from calling names when someone says something you don't agree with.
Don't worry, I won't.
Oh, I didn't think you would, I just put that in there for a sarcastic ending ;D
Somehow less satisfying than a happy ending.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on February 21, 2006, 08:45:16 PMI do not think you can throw this incident in with the idiot muslims rioting over a cartoons.
You want to compare incident to incident, sure fine, you win. Killing innocent people over cartoons is worse than killing innocent people over killing innocent people.
But open your goddamned eyes, man. In the big view, taken a step or two out from the most recent two incidents, the evidence is clear: Christianity is as bloodied as Islam.
Now suck it hard.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 09:08:02 PM
Killing innocent people over cartoons is worse than killing innocent people over killing innocent people.
That sentence made me giggle.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2006, 09:08:02 PM
Christianity is as bloodied as Islam.
I refuse to recognize the Nation of Islam as a religious group until they start seeing prominant religious characters in gilled cheese sammiches and oil stains.
Christianity wins. Yay Jesus!
I harfed from drinking too much for the first time in a couple of years last weekend. I'm pretty sure I saw Muhammad resting along the side of the bowl when I was through. Does that count?
Am I going to be hunted an marked for death now?
For seeing Muhammed in your puke? No.
For posting in tiny font? You bet your farging retarded ass, you will.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 21, 2006, 09:28:36 PM
I harfed from drinking too much for the first time in a couple of years last weekend. I'm pretty sure I saw Muhammad resting along the side of the bowl when I was through. Does that count?
Am I going to be hunted an marked for death now?
It counts if you're a muslim. I was drunk one time and thought I saw a UFO but that doesn't make me a scientologist. Nor does it make me Tom Cruise.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 21, 2006, 09:34:01 PM
For posting in tiny font? You bet your farging retarded ass, you will.
You're not the boss of me, old man. Ha! I wrote it in tiny font just to spite you! ZING!
Spiting is for teh gays.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 21, 2006, 09:38:47 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 21, 2006, 09:34:01 PM
For posting in tiny font? You bet your farging retarded ass, you will.
You're not the boss of me, old man. Ha! I wrote it in tiny font just to spite you! ZING!
KILL YOURSELF
Look what they do when they see Muhammed in a cartoon! Imagine if they were to see Muhammed in a Cheesesteak? They might fly into a building or something...
QuoteBut open your goddamned eyes, man. In the big view, taken a step or two out from the most recent two incidents, the evidence is clear: Christianity is as bloodied as Islam.
I would agree with you on that one, and i am not defending Christianity on a whole. I was just arguing that one point, IMO this incident can't be compared, that was all.
I'm just going to put this in here...
Mosque Attack Pushes Iraq Toward Civil War
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&u=/ap/20060222/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_060222213531
It would be easy being an super villain now a days. Just draw a cartoon or bomb a church and you get yourself an all out ignorant fest.
maybe scientology would work over there.....just a suggestion
Quote from: Phanatic on February 22, 2006, 05:21:34 PM
It would be easy being an super villain now a days. Just draw a cartoon or bomb a church and you get yourself an all out ignorant fest.
If I didn't have so much going for me (I'm just too goddamned good looking), I would become a joke supervillian in a heartbeat. How much fun would that shtein be?
Quote from: rjs246 on February 22, 2006, 10:23:12 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on February 22, 2006, 05:21:34 PM
It would be easy being an super villain now a days. Just draw a cartoon or bomb a church and you get yourself an all out ignorant fest.
If I didn't have so much going for me (I'm just too goddamned good looking), I would become a joke supervillian in a heartbeat. How much fun would that shtein be?
...and it would be so easy these days. Send some nuclear plans with a cartoon attached to it and that is that!
so why are we so worried about them developing nuclear weapons again? make sure they can't reach over here and watch them obliterate themselves. or instead of waiting we could just do it, instead of wasting the money to disassemble some of our thousands. it'd be kind of like shooting dead fish in a barrel with no water... with a shot gun.. or a nuke. good things, good things.
These Christians who have a better reason to riot? You know, they were rioting because 30 Christians were killed by Muslims, who were rioting over cartoons? Yeah, well they've killed about 80 Muslims now, probably more. Apparently the Bible says "an eye, five fingers, and a lung for an eye."
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QuoteShiite Muslims flagellate themselves during a protest rally in Mosul, 360 kilometers (225 miles) northwest of Baghdad,Iraq,Friday,Feb.24, 2006. Religious leaders summoned Iraq's Shiites and Sunnis to joint prayer services Friday amid an extraordinary daytime curfew aimed at halting a wave of sectarian violence that has killed nearly 130 people since the bombing of one of Shiite Islam's holiest shrines. On left is the photograph of Iraq's top Shiite cleric, Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani. (AP Photo/Nabil Al-Jurani)
They are so upset they beat themselves? No shtein?
Religion makes people smart.
"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." -- Jonathan Swift