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Title: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 06, 2006, 12:37:52 AM
From PFT.com:

QuoteThis morning, we've received yet another facially incredible tip, and we're not going to completely ignore it while we otherwise try to track it down.

It involves a relationship, and pending a engagement, between two folks who make their living in and around the NFL.  Though we're not 100 percent sure that disclosing the names based on the information we've received anonymously would create any potential legal liability, we're playing it safe for now.

But if it's true, and when it comes out, you'll be scooping your jaw out of your Froot Loops, just like we did.

More to come.  Maybe.

Didn't really know what Florio was talking about until I read this from Steve Czaban's website:

QuoteBonnie Bernstein OUT at CBS
I essentially "reported" this to you here at the Daily Czabe last week, although I did not feel comfortable reporting the more salacious details as to why she would be on the way out. To repeat here: the word I got was that she was.. um... ahem.. "mixing business and pleasure" in a way that was about to get her in serious trouble. Whatever it was, it's too damn bad. She's still damn hot for a sideline gal, and knew sports as well as any babe with a mic. The glory days of chicks giving us injury updates are fast fading. Lisa Guererro, gone. Melissa Stark, gone. Now Bonnie. Ugh.

So...which NFL player was hittin' that?
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on February 06, 2006, 12:47:50 AM
It's gotta be Jake the Snake Plummer.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MDS on February 06, 2006, 01:01:39 AM
I'm gonna say a black dude....jewish girls love em. Uhhhh....lets see. Reggie Wayne. I'll throw it out there. From the U.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 06, 2006, 09:09:20 AM
That little tramp.  I like it.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: terpseagles on February 06, 2006, 09:36:09 AM
She's a Terp too.  All the better.   ^-^
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MURP on February 06, 2006, 09:40:39 AM
are they sure it was a player?   


Im guessin Madden.  ha. 
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Cerevant on February 06, 2006, 09:48:42 AM
Quote from: MURP on February 06, 2006, 09:40:39 AM
are they sure it was a player?   
Are they sure it's a man?
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Diomedes on February 06, 2006, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: Cerevant on February 06, 2006, 09:48:42 AMAre they sure it's a man?

This is a fine question.  She's got a bit of the dyke 'tude and look, doesn't she?
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Rome on February 06, 2006, 10:36:11 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 06, 2006, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: Cerevant on February 06, 2006, 09:48:42 AMAre they sure it's a man?

This is a fine question.  She's got a bit of the dyke 'tude and look, doesn't she?

(http://bonniebernstein.freeservers.com/fansite/images/miscellaneous/bb_misc_007.jpg)

:paranoid
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: rjs246 on February 06, 2006, 10:39:08 AM
Women should be banned from NFL stadiums. And college stadiums. That's all.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MURP on February 06, 2006, 10:41:46 AM
http://www.bonniebernstein.com/diary/diary.html

Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: rjs246 on February 06, 2006, 10:45:02 AM
Banned. From. Stadiums.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 06, 2006, 11:08:41 AM
Quote from: MURP on February 06, 2006, 10:41:46 AM
http://www.bonniebernstein.com/diary/diary.html

It sounds like she's covering her ass.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: SunMo on February 06, 2006, 11:41:59 AM
it's pretentiousness like a fargin diary entry for a stupid sideline reporter that really makes me want to kill people
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MDS on February 06, 2006, 11:44:00 AM
Quote from: MURP on February 06, 2006, 10:41:46 AM
http://www.bonniebernstein.com/diary/diary.html



whore
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 06, 2006, 11:48:27 AM
I don't know, but I hope they're using one of these:

(http://www.sluggergifts.com/sap/its/y_images/sg/perold3.jpg)

"Nothing like a good piece of hickory."
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Rome on February 06, 2006, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 06, 2006, 11:41:59 AM
it's pretentiousness like a fargin diary entry for a stupid sideline reporter that really makes me want to kill people

She could have called it a blog.  Would that have made it less pretentious?
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: SunMo on February 06, 2006, 01:38:31 PM
no, i mean, who the farg is Bonnie Bernstein to think that anybody cares what the farg she says when she's not asking a coach what they have to do in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 02:34:22 PM
theres a reason she goes by bonnie blowjob

its pretty common knowledge that she serviced jason williams while he was at duke

she worked several md players as well...chief among them matt kovarik

the grapevine now is saying her and belichek might be tryin to make babies

Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MDS on February 06, 2006, 03:03:13 PM
bonnie blowjob  :-D
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MURP on February 06, 2006, 03:04:14 PM
ha.   where did you hear about this stuff IGY?  hilarious.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: T_Section224 on February 06, 2006, 03:07:48 PM
from the grapevine, duh
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 03:07:57 PM
like i said the md stuff is pretty common knowledge...ive been at bars with her numerous times...lets just say she was more than cozy with players and even gary williams on occasion


the belichek thing is internet speculation right now...but jay williams coating her tonsils with his penis butter is also commonly known as fact
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MURP on February 06, 2006, 03:10:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 03:07:57 PM
...ive been at bars with her numerous times..

i know you barked at her cheerio. 
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on February 06, 2006, 03:12:03 PM
Wish i could.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 03:13:43 PM
i tried to roofie her one time but its hard to get her to drink when one of the players cacks is perpetually shoved down her throat
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: rjs246 on February 06, 2006, 03:17:16 PM
You should have just shoved the roofied directly into her anus. Everyone wins!
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MDS on February 06, 2006, 03:19:18 PM
Apparantley, it's a lot easier than that.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Rome on February 06, 2006, 03:19:33 PM
Every single one of you homos would gladly sell your soul to Daniel Snyder to farg her so please shut your fish holes.

Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 06, 2006, 03:53:31 PM
For the record, I never said that I wouldn't be delighted to impale her on my cack.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 06, 2006, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 02:34:22 PM
theres a reason she goes by bonnie blowjob

its pretty common knowledge that she serviced jason williams while he was at duke

she worked several md players as well...chief among them matt kovarik

the grapevine now is saying her and belichek might be tryin to make babies



:-D

Bill Belichick?!?

And are we talkin about White Chocolate Williams?

I didn't realize she was such an equal opportunity whore.

And yes, I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: henchmanUK on February 07, 2006, 08:26:15 AM
Thread of the year.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on February 07, 2006, 08:37:06 AM
MD "Girl" Bernstein To NBC Football - 2/5 - DC Examiner sports media columnist Jim Williams tells DCRTV that "local girl" and University Of Maryland grad Bonnie Bernstein will handling the pro football sidelines for NBC next season.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: SunMo on February 07, 2006, 08:39:55 AM
ooooooooohhhhhhhh, maybe she'll write about it in her diary
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: henchmanUK on February 07, 2006, 08:39:59 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 06, 2006, 03:19:33 PM
Every single one of you homos would gladly sell your soul to Daniel Snyder to farg her so please shut your fish holes.

Irony at its finest! Congratulations, Romey! ;)
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Feva on February 08, 2006, 07:41:38 AM
QuoteOk, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?

OK... I confess.  You got me.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: General_Failure on February 08, 2006, 01:19:13 PM
You'd better go get checked out then. Who knows what you might have picked up.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MURP on February 08, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
QuoteTeddy Greenstein, of the Chicago Tribune, reports CBS sideline reporter Bonnie Bernstein has resigned her position with the station. She had three years remaining on her contract. Bernstein decided to leave her high-profile sideline gig for a number of reasons, many of which only her closest friends and family members truly can understand. Bernstein will continue to broadcast football for CBS/Westwood One on the radio. Bernstein already is fielding job offers, some for news and some for sports. In the meantime, she will focus on mentoring aspiring broadcasters for Velvet Hammer Media, a company that took its name from a moniker given to U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.


uh huh.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2006, 06:03:37 PM
so only her close friends and families can full understand that shes a slut?
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Feva on February 09, 2006, 05:48:06 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on February 08, 2006, 01:19:13 PM
You'd better go get checked out then. Who knows what you might have picked up.

Or gave her.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on June 23, 2006, 11:09:25 AM
looks like blowjob bonnie is cummin back


Sideline reporter Bonnie Bernstein, formerly of CBS, is close to signing with ABC/ESPN, according to a source familiar with the negotiations. Calls to Bernstein and her agent, Babette Perry, were not returned, but the source said Bernstein could be working Sunday night baseball games on ESPN as soon as July 2. She would also work college football games this fall. An opening was created by the departure of Sam Ryan, who left to sign with New York's Channel 2 and CBS Sports.
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 23, 2006, 11:10:24 AM
Bonnie Bernstein > Sam Ryan
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: ice grillin you on June 23, 2006, 11:11:19 AM
hubie brown > sam ryan
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: reese125 on June 23, 2006, 11:11:24 AM
man, thank god. her work is crucial to the game
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: Feva on June 23, 2006, 11:19:12 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 23, 2006, 11:11:19 AM
hubie brown > sam ryan

:-D
Title: Re: Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?
Post by: mussa on June 23, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
wow this thread is hilarious  :-D